I'm scared I won't get any gifts this year 'cause Santa's too fat
- to fit in my chimney. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
Previously on Smosh...
This happened...
I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish.
Then this happened...
Death to all!
(glass shatters)
Also, probably, some other stuff happened.
I don't know.
Just go back and watch the first video and come back when you're done.
Jeeze.
Anyway, here's part two.
(alarms wail, dog barks)
Show no mercy to women and children!
Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Hey, and they're burning the neighbor's car.
That guy's a f*cking dick!
- Yep. - F*ck that guy.
Dude, what're we doing? They're cookies!
Let's just go out there and stomp on them
with our comparatively giant human legs.
- Ha ha ha ha! - Arf!
(giggling)
Torture the humans!
Hope is a lie!
Uh, on second thought, barricade the door,
turns the lights off, hide the dil--uh--
board up the windows, and let's hide.
No, man, we've gotta do something.
(TV narrator) And now...back to... When Breakfast Cereals Attack!
- (snake hisses) - (actor) Oh my god!
Why would they put a python in here?!
- (snake hisses) - (actor shrieks)
- (tearing flesh) - (laughter)
Ah, you should've seen that one coming.
Dude, will you get the hell out of here already?
You're shedding your butt fur all over my expensive pleather couch.
Okay, dude, what are we gonna do?
Uh, maybe we can try reasoning with them.
Never underestimate the power of communication!
Great idea, Stevie. You do that.
Let us know how it goes.
What?! N-No.
I-I only meant that--
Dude, this gingerbread man that started all of this was yours,
so just get out there and take care of it.
Yeah, Stevie. Stop being such a giant pussy and show
some responsibility for once in your life!
But, I-I didn't even...
(heavy sigh) Fine.
- You think he'll be okay out there? - Nope.
What makes you say that?
Well, look right now. They're about to burn him alive.
AH! YAH! Come on, guys.
Can't we all just get along and sing some carols?
(nervous chuckle) Um...
(singing) Dashing through the--
He's singing carols! Burn him faster!
What?
(shrieking)
Okay, this has officially gotten way the f*ck outta control.
Uh, hello? Police?
Yes, I'd like to report a giant wave of zombie gingerbread men
- who are currently outside my house. - (hangs up)
Hello? H-Hello?
(laughter)
Oh, Chandler.
Could you be any more hilarious?
Dude, come on!
That show has been airing on repeat for, like, ten years.
Just get over it already.
(groans)
I think it's time we wish for another Christmas miracle.
And this time, no dumb ass yetis shedding their butt fur
all over the f*cking place.
All right, fine. We need Santa.
Yes, Santa. He'll know what to do.
O' old Saint Nicholas, we beseech thee.
Stop delivering toys to all the poor, stupid, needy children
across the world, and focus on us!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're both on your naughty list
for doing that one thing in the library with those fireworks
and the blueberry scented lubricants, but, dude, you gotta let
that sh*t slide! Get down here and help us!
You two are totally wasting your time.
Ain't no way Santa's gonna show up and--
(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Ho ho ho ho ho! I am Santa Claus, bitches!
- Whoa ho ho ho! - (glass shatters)
Oh, what the chocolate coated sh*t is this?!
Santa? You came.
Well, I was about to. I was in the Jacuzzi with Mrs. Claus,
but then you two started hollering at me like a couple of whiny bitches.
Thank you very much.
Ho ho holy crap! Who let a yeti in here?
Well, you see, we kinda--
Boys! Didn't anyone ever teach you to never trust a yeti?
Especially not at Christmas time.
You're too late, fat ass!
The gingerbread army have already ruined Christmas,
and there's nothing you can do about it!
Ho ho ho ho! Taste my Christmas fist.
(screaming)
(both) Whoaaaa!
He exploded.
You Christmas-fisted the f*ck outta him!
Uh, guys? I hate to rush you,
but my chestnuts are kinda roasting over an open fire right here.
(nervous chuckle)
Oh my god! Shut the f*ck up, Stevie!
Not everything is about you. GOD!
(chuckle) Okay, I'll just [die], I guess.
Okay, Santa, what's the plan here?
How are we gonna stop all these crazy zombie gingerbread men?
Hmm.
Well, if we destroy the original gingerbread man,
the others should fall too.
Are you sure?
Bitch, please! I'm Santa Claus.
Of course, I'm f*cking sure.
Well, they always trust creepy bearded men to give presents
to small children, so let's do this!
(chuckles)
There! That's the original gingerbread man.
I'd recognize that adorable little bow tie anywhere.
And how are we gonna kill it?
Here, take these.
(both) Whoaaaaa!
What is it?
I was going to give those water guns to some children in Africa,
but what the hey, it's Christmas!
(both) Gee, thanks, Santa!
They're filled with warm milk, boys.
The gingerbread man's only weakness.
Hey, you! Stupid little gingerbread man!
Enjoy your final seconds of being alive, mother f*ckers!
(battle cry)
(groan)
(laughter)
Yeah! Eat my warm white fluid! Take it in your mouth!
(shrieking) You got it in my eye...
and all over my chest. (groans)
(groans)
Aw, hell yeah! How you like us now, bitch?!
Take some of that! Now you're ginger-DEAD!
Yeah, we got guns loaded with 2%, and we're gonna--
Okay, I see you got a little steroid rage going on now.
- Just stop. - Yes, Ian. Now you're just...
- milking it. - (panned laughter)
(both) Santa!
(laughter)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to empty my sack
into some children's bedrooms.
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
- (flames crackle) - I'm still here.
Can someone still help me, please?
No one put out the flames below me.
Aw, yeah! It's...
lacy women's underwear?
Yeah, I don't think Stevie was bringing that gift for us.
F*ck giving it to my mom. This fits me great.
(Anthony) Hey, guys, click that box on the right to get Food Battle: The Game
if you haven't already. A new update just came out
that adds [Charlie's store], a bunch of costumes,
snow in all the levels if you equip the full Santa costume and more.
It's pretty bad ass.
And click the box on the left to see how the animator of this episode
actually made the episode. It's awesome, trust me.
And, if you also want to watch us decorate a Christmas tree,
it's pretty ridiculous.
I don't even know what's happening right here.
They're sugar.
(deep voice) Sugar.
(deep laughter remixed, repeated)
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