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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.00,0:00:04.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared I won't get any gifts this year\N'cause Santa's too fat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.39,0:00:07.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- to fit in my chimney.\N- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.06,0:00:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Previously on Smosh...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.15,0:00:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This happened...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.10,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a yeti, here \Nto deliver your Christmas wish.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then this happened...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.89,0:00:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death to all!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.60,0:00:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.34,0:00:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, probably, some other stuff happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.38,0:00:21.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.36,0:00:24.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just go back and watch the first video\Nand come back when you're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.37,0:00:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jeeze.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.51,0:00:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, here's part two.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.69,0:00:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(alarms wail, dog barks)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.71,0:00:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Show no mercy to women and children!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.10,0:00:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there goes the neighborhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.15,0:00:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, and they're burning \Nthe neighbor's car.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.42,0:00:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy's a f*cking dick!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.76,0:00:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yep.\N- F*ck that guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.75,0:00:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, what're we doing?\NThey're cookies!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.06,0:00:44.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just go out there and stomp on them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.57,0:00:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our comparatively giant human legs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:48.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha ha ha ha!\N- Arf!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.03,0:00:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Ha ha ha ha!\N- Arf!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.10,0:00:50.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.83,0:00:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Torture the humans!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.42,0:00:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hope is a lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.01,0:00:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, on second thought, \Nbarricade the door,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.04,0:00:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turns the lights off, hide the dil--uh--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.23,0:01:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,board up the windows, and let's hide.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.96,0:01:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, man, we've gotta do something.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.83,0:01:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TV narrator) And now...back to...\NWhen Breakfast Cereals Attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.30,0:01:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snake hisses)\N- (actor) Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.77,0:01:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would they put a python in here?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.85,0:01:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (snake hisses)\N- (actor shrieks)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.24,0:01:13.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (tearing flesh)\N- (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.91,0:01:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, you should've seen that one coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.04,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, will you get the hell \Nout of here already?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.25,0:01:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're shedding your butt fur \Nall over my expensive pleather couch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.90,0:01:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, dude, what are we gonna do?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.50,0:01:25.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, maybe we can try reasoning with them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.85,0:01:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never underestimate \Nthe power of communication!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.57,0:01:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Great idea, Stevie.\NYou do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.43,0:01:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us know how it goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.01,0:01:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! N-No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.55,0:01:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I only meant that--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.63,0:01:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, this gingerbread man that started \Nall of this was yours,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.64,0:01:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so just get out there and take care of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.44,0:01:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, Stevie. Stop being such\Na giant pussy and show
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.80,0:01:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some responsibility for once in your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.02,0:01:45.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, I-I didn't even...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.15,0:01:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(heavy sigh) Fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.38,0:01:51.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think he'll be okay out there?\N- Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.32,0:01:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What makes you say that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.32,0:01:54.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, look right now.\NThey're about to burn him alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.91,0:01:56.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AH! YAH! Come on, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.94,0:01:59.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't we all just get along \Nand sing some carols?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.62,0:02:00.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nervous chuckle) Um...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.72,0:02:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(singing) Dashing through the--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.78,0:02:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's singing carols!\NBurn him faster!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.54,0:02:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.21,0:02:06.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.01,0:02:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this has officially gotten\Nway the f*ck outta control.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.61,0:02:11.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, hello? Police?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I'd like to report a giant wave\Nof zombie gingerbread men
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.24,0:02:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- who are currently outside my house.\N- (hangs up)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.09,0:02:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello? H-Hello?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.75,0:02:19.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.23,0:02:20.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Chandler.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.37,0:02:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could you be any more hilarious?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.72,0:02:23.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.95,0:02:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That show has been airing on repeat\Nfor, like, ten years.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.51,0:02:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just get over it already.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.37,0:02:30.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.43,0:02:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's time we wish\Nfor another Christmas miracle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.70,0:02:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this time, no dumb ass yetis\Nshedding their butt fur\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.04,0:02:39.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all over the f*cking place.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.23,0:02:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, fine.\NWe need Santa.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.72,0:02:44.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Santa.\NHe'll know what to do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.92,0:02:47.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O' old Saint Nicholas,\Nwe beseech thee.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.79,0:02:51.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop delivering toys to all \Nthe poor, stupid, needy children
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:02:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the world, and focus on us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.71,0:02:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're both\Non your naughty list
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.91,0:02:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for doing that one thing in the library\Nwith those fireworks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.73,0:03:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the blueberry scented lubricants,\Nbut, dude, you gotta let
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.21,0:03:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sh*t slide!\NGet down here and help us!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.99,0:03:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You two are totally wasting your time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.56,0:03:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ain't no way Santa's gonna show up and--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.24,0:03:15.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.15,0:03:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho ho ho ho ho!\NI am Santa Claus, bitches!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.57,0:03:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa ho ho ho!\N- (glass shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.96,0:03:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, what the chocolate \Ncoated sh*t is this?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.82,0:03:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Santa? You came.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.22,0:03:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I was about to. \NI was in the Jacuzzi with Mrs. Claus,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.03,0:03:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but then you two started hollering at me\Nlike a couple of whiny bitches.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.89,0:03:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.38,0:03:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho ho holy crap!\NWho let a yeti in here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.74,0:03:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you see, we kinda--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.00,0:03:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boys! Didn't anyone ever teach you\Nto never trust a yeti?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.93,0:03:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Especially not at Christmas time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.08,0:03:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're too late, fat ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.82,0:03:50.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gingerbread army \Nhave already ruined Christmas,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.89,0:03:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's nothing you can do about it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.31,0:03:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho ho ho ho!\NTaste my Christmas fist.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.57,0:03:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.88,0:04:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both) Whoaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.62,0:04:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He exploded.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.23,0:04:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You Christmas-fisted the f*ck outta him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.08,0:04:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, guys?\NI hate to rush you,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.20,0:04:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but my chestnuts are kinda roasting\Nover an open fire right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.09,0:04:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(nervous chuckle)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.05,0:04:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god! \NShut the f*ck up, Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.09,0:04:17.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not everything is about you. GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.15,0:04:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckle) Okay, I'll just [die], I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.92,0:04:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Santa, what's the plan here?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.70,0:04:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are we gonna stop all these \Ncrazy zombie gingerbread men?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.25,0:04:26.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.96,0:04:29.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if we destroy \Nthe original gingerbread man,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.97,0:04:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the others should fall too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.81,0:04:32.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.69,0:04:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch, please!\NI'm Santa Claus.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.74,0:04:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, I'm f*cking sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.08,0:04:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, they always trust creepy \Nbearded men to give presents
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.29,0:04:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to small children, so let's do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.100,0:04:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(chuckles)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.78,0:04:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There! That's the original gingerbread man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.96,0:04:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd recognize that \Nadorable little bow tie anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.50,0:04:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how are we gonna kill it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.94,0:04:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, take these.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.78,0:04:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both) Whoaaaaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.74,0:04:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.57,0:04:58.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was going to give those water guns\Nto some children in Africa,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.04,0:05:01.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but what the hey, it's Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.04,0:05:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both) Gee, thanks, Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:05.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're filled with warm milk, boys.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.75,0:05:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gingerbread man's only weakness.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.84,0:05:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you!\NStupid little gingerbread man!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.35,0:05:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy your final seconds \Nof being alive, mother f*ckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.86,0:05:17.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(battle cry)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.14,0:05:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groan)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.10,0:05:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.99,0:05:22.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah! Eat my warm white fluid!\NTake it in your mouth!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.76,0:05:26.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrieking) You got it in my eye...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.30,0:05:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and all over my chest. (groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.13,0:05:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.69,0:05:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, hell yeah!\NHow you like us now, bitch?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.34,0:05:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take some of that!\NNow you're ginger-DEAD!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.14,0:05:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we got guns loaded with 2%,\Nand we're gonna--
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.83,0:05:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I see you got \Na little steroid rage going on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.19,0:05:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Just stop.\N- Yes, Ian. Now you're just...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.22,0:05:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- milking it.\N- (panned laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.04,0:05:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(both) Santa!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.07,0:05:52.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.52,0:05:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you'll excuse me,\NI'm off to empty my sack
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.54,0:05:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into some children's bedrooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.16,0:06:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho ho ho!\NMerry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.88,0:06:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho ho ho ho ho!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.80,0:06:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (flames crackle)\N- I'm still here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.72,0:06:07.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can someone still help me, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.51,0:06:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one put out the flames below me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.04,0:06:12.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, yeah! It's...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.66,0:06:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lacy women's underwear?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.28,0:06:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I don't think Stevie \Nwas bringing that gift for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.48,0:06:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F*ck giving it to my mom.\NThis fits me great.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.94,0:06:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Anthony) Hey, guys, click that box\Non the right to get Food Battle: The Game
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.36,0:06:28.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you haven't already.\NA new update just came out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.48,0:06:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that adds [Charlie's store], \Na bunch of costumes,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.42,0:06:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,snow in all the levels if you equip\Nthe full Santa costume and more.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.40,0:06:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's pretty bad ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.79,0:06:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And click the box on the left\Nto see how the animator of this episode
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.90,0:06:43.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually made the episode.\NIt's awesome, trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.79,0:06:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, if you also want to watch us\Ndecorate a Christmas tree,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.32,0:06:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's pretty ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.54,0:06:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even know \Nwhat's happening right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.19,0:06:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.25,0:06:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep voice) Sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.35,0:06:55.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep laughter remixed, repeated)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.75,0:06:57.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, as always, thank you guys\Nso much for clicking
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.95,0:06:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that little subscribe button.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.27,0:07:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by Subtitle YouTube