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I'm scared I won't get any gifts this year[br]'cause Santa's too fat

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- to fit in my chimney.[br]- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

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Previously on Smosh...

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This happened...

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I am a yeti, here [br]to deliver your Christmas wish.

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Then this happened...

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Death to all!

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(glass shatters)

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Also, probably, some other stuff happened.

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I don't know.

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Just go back and watch the first video[br]and come back when you're done.

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Jeeze.

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Anyway, here's part two.

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(alarms wail, dog barks)

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Show no mercy to women and children!

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Well, there goes the neighborhood.

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Hey, and they're burning [br]the neighbor's car.

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That guy's a f*cking dick!

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- Yep.[br]- F*ck that guy.

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Dude, what're we doing?[br]They're cookies!

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Let's just go out there and stomp on them

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with our comparatively giant human legs.

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- Ha ha ha ha![br]- Arf!

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- Ha ha ha ha![br]- Arf!

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(giggling)

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Torture the humans!

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Hope is a lie!

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Uh, on second thought, [br]barricade the door,

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turns the lights off, hide the dil--uh--

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board up the windows, and let's hide.

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No, man, we've gotta do something.

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(TV narrator) And now...back to...[br]When Breakfast Cereals Attack!

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- (snake hisses)[br]- (actor) Oh my god!

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Why would they put a python in here?!

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- (snake hisses)[br]- (actor shrieks)

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- (tearing flesh)[br]- (laughter)

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Ah, you should've seen that one coming.

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Dude, will you get the hell [br]out of here already?

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You're shedding your butt fur [br]all over my expensive pleather couch.

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Okay, dude, what are we gonna do?

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Uh, maybe we can try reasoning with them.

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Never underestimate [br]the power of communication!

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Great idea, Stevie.[br]You do that.

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Let us know how it goes.

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What?! N-No.

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I-I only meant that--

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Dude, this gingerbread man that started [br]all of this was yours,

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so just get out there and take care of it.

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Yeah, Stevie. Stop being such[br]a giant pussy and show

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some responsibility for once in your life!

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But, I-I didn't even...

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(heavy sigh) Fine.

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- You think he'll be okay out there?[br]- Nope.

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What makes you say that?

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Well, look right now.[br]They're about to burn him alive.

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AH! YAH! Come on, guys.

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Can't we all just get along [br]and sing some carols?

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(nervous chuckle) Um...

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(singing) Dashing through the--

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He's singing carols![br]Burn him faster!

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What?

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(shrieking)

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Okay, this has officially gotten[br]way the f*ck outta control.

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Uh, hello? Police?

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Yes, I'd like to report a giant wave[br]of zombie gingerbread men

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- who are currently outside my house.[br]- (hangs up)

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Hello? H-Hello?

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(laughter)

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Oh, Chandler.

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Could you be any more hilarious?

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Dude, come on!

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That show has been airing on repeat[br]for, like, ten years.

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Just get over it already.

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(groans)

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I think it's time we wish[br]for another Christmas miracle.

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And this time, no dumb ass yetis[br]shedding their butt fur[br]

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all over the f*cking place.

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All right, fine.[br]We need Santa.

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Yes, Santa.[br]He'll know what to do.

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O' old Saint Nicholas,[br]we beseech thee.

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Stop delivering toys to all [br]the poor, stupid, needy children

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across the world, and focus on us!

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're both[br]on your naughty list

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for doing that one thing in the library[br]with those fireworks

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and the blueberry scented lubricants,[br]but, dude, you gotta let

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that sh*t slide![br]Get down here and help us!

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You two are totally wasting your time.

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Ain't no way Santa's gonna show up and--

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(Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

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Ho ho ho ho ho![br]I am Santa Claus, bitches!

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- Whoa ho ho ho![br]- (glass shatters)

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Oh, what the chocolate [br]coated sh*t is this?!

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Santa? You came.

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Well, I was about to. [br]I was in the Jacuzzi with Mrs. Claus,

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but then you two started hollering at me[br]like a couple of whiny bitches.

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Thank you very much.

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Ho ho holy crap![br]Who let a yeti in here?

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Well, you see, we kinda--

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Boys! Didn't anyone ever teach you[br]to never trust a yeti?

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Especially not at Christmas time.

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You're too late, fat ass!

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The gingerbread army [br]have already ruined Christmas,

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and there's nothing you can do about it!

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Ho ho ho ho![br]Taste my Christmas fist.

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(screaming)

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(both) Whoaaaa!

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He exploded.

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You Christmas-fisted the f*ck outta him!

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Uh, guys?[br]I hate to rush you,

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but my chestnuts are kinda roasting[br]over an open fire right here.

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(nervous chuckle)

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Oh my god! [br]Shut the f*ck up, Stevie!

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Not everything is about you. GOD!

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(chuckle) Okay, I'll just [die], I guess.

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Okay, Santa, what's the plan here?

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How are we gonna stop all these [br]crazy zombie gingerbread men?

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Hmm.

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Well, if we destroy [br]the original gingerbread man,

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the others should fall too.

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Are you sure?

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Bitch, please![br]I'm Santa Claus.

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Of course, I'm f*cking sure.

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Well, they always trust creepy [br]bearded men to give presents

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to small children, so let's do this!

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(chuckles)

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There! That's the original gingerbread man.

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I'd recognize that [br]adorable little bow tie anywhere.

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And how are we gonna kill it?

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Here, take these.

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(both) Whoaaaaa!

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What is it?

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I was going to give those water guns[br]to some children in Africa,

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but what the hey, it's Christmas!

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(both) Gee, thanks, Santa!

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They're filled with warm milk, boys.

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The gingerbread man's only weakness.

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Hey, you![br]Stupid little gingerbread man!

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Enjoy your final seconds [br]of being alive, mother f*ckers!

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(battle cry)

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(groan)

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(laughter)

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Yeah! Eat my warm white fluid![br]Take it in your mouth!

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(shrieking) You got it in my eye...

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and all over my chest. (groans)

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(groans)

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Aw, hell yeah![br]How you like us now, bitch?!

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Take some of that![br]Now you're ginger-DEAD!

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Yeah, we got guns loaded with 2%,[br]and we're gonna--

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Okay, I see you got [br]a little steroid rage going on now.

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- Just stop.[br]- Yes, Ian. Now you're just...

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- milking it.[br]- (panned laughter)

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(both) Santa!

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(laughter)

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Now, if you'll excuse me,[br]I'm off to empty my sack

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into some children's bedrooms.

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Ho ho ho![br]Merry Christmas!

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Ho ho ho ho ho!

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- (flames crackle)[br]- I'm still here.

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Can someone still help me, please?

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No one put out the flames below me.

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Aw, yeah! It's...

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lacy women's underwear?

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Yeah, I don't think Stevie [br]was bringing that gift for us.

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F*ck giving it to my mom.[br]This fits me great.

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(Anthony) Hey, guys, click that box[br]on the right to get Food Battle: The Game

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if you haven't already.[br]A new update just came out

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that adds [Charlie's store], [br]a bunch of costumes,

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snow in all the levels if you equip[br]the full Santa costume and more.

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It's pretty bad ass.

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And click the box on the left[br]to see how the animator of this episode

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actually made the episode.[br]It's awesome, trust me.

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And, if you also want to watch us[br]decorate a Christmas tree,

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it's pretty ridiculous.

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I don't even know [br]what's happening right here.

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They're sugar.

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(deep voice) Sugar.

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(deep laughter remixed, repeated)

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