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Wolf Haley, Golf Wang

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I'm a fucking walking paradox – no, I'm not

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Threesomes with a fucking triceratops, Reptar

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Rapping as I'm mocking deaf rock stars

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Wearing synthetic wigs made of Anwar's dreadlocks

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Bedrock, harder than a motherfucking Flintstone

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Making crack rocks outta pussy nigga fishbones

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This nigga Jasper trying to get grown

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About 5'7" of his bitches in my bedroom

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Swallow the cinnamon, I'mma scribble this sin and shit

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While Syd is telling me that she's been getting intimate with men

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(Syd, shut the fuck up) Here's the number to my therapist

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(Shit) You tell him all your problems, he's fucking awesome with listening

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Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses

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I told him to quit bitching, this isn't a fucking hotline

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For a fucking shrink, sheesh, I already got mine

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And he's not fucking working, I think I'm wasting my damn time

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I'm clocking three past six and going postal

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This the revenge of the dicks, that's nine cocks that cock nines

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This ain't no V Tech shit or Columbine

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But after bowling, I went home for some damn Adventure Time

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(What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Xannies

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And danced around the house in all-over print panties

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My mom's gone, that fucking broad will never understand me

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I'm not gay, I just wanna boogie to some Marvin

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(What you think of Hayley Williams?) Fuck her, Wolf Haley robbing 'em

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I'll crash that fucking airplane that that faggot nigga B.o.B is in

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And stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus

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And won't stop until the cops come in

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I'm an overachiever, so how about I start a team of leaders

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And pick up Stevie Wonder to be the wide receiver?

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Green paper, gold teeth and pregnant golden retrievers

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All I want, fuck money, diamonds and bitches, don't need them

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But where the fat ones at? I got something to feed 'em

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It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em

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Snap back, green ch-ch-chia fucking leaves

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It's been a couple months, and Tina still ain't perm her fucking weave, damn