Friends, you don't need lots of friends
but you need to keep the good ones.
Some one once said that
somewhere on the web.
It's clear that you only need one true friend
But who would refuse to have lots of friends.
Uh! These are not my friends!
I'm a total loner, I have too many flaws
I have no friend, lover nor admirer.
It's like having an L on my forehead
so I ran from reality and ended up here.
Atlas! My most important friend returns.
There's never a stranger, only new friend that you haven't met yet.
What did he mean...7 o'clock in Thailand or USA?
Jack!
Let's go! Where to? Come on, let's go!
Hold it! Why are we running?
Hold it... Ah... ahhh..
Running from that guy? Not running from, I was messing with him... Huh!
Who are you? She was so..Hot... like wow... ahhh.
Who the hell are you? I'm Bob... Hey stop... hold it!
I don't know... they're calling me man
I have weed, marijuana You mean real weed?...Yes!
Weed yeah! You guys want some? I'll share.
Storm it man..go go! Hold it!
Stop! Good! Just in time!
We'll take two hot Som Tam
I told you man... there is no weed! Just Joking.
I don't have any weed. It's a joke man.
What are you doing?
He's a terrorist he has weapons.
Arrest him!
Who are you really? International terrorist?
Who..Are... You?
I'm here with my friend Jack and Josh! Hey! Freeze!
We're just kidding. He's not really a terrorist
Oh..We're just going down to Phuket..
Really? You're coming with him?
Yes... yes..What is he saying? He said he's with them.
Hey! Did you find anything?
Nothing! May be they're telling the truth.
Do not pull this again! You're making us look bad!
Oh! Sorry..sorry.
Welcome to Thailand! Thank you! Thank you!
Ay! oh..
Ay..yah... Welcome... welcome!
Hey I have a gift for you man! Here you go..
Cigarette... I don't smoke but it will do.
OK...
I don't think it's cigarette, take a look!
Sniff it!
Yeah, it's a joint.
Are you taking him along for a ride?
You told me, there is never a stranger.
Just new friend that we haven't met.
We'll get to know him on the way to Phuket.
I don't know man.
I rather prefer hitchhiking with girls
At least he will help paying for gasoline.
Hey! You promise? No more problem, OK?
Thank you
He's Crazy...
Faster faster man!
Hey, he's after us!
Awesome! he wants to race!
Go go go... Shut up!
Jack step on it! He catch up with us.
You guys watch your mouth next time.
Remember!
Next time watch your mouth!
Help! I need air.
It is flat, please pump it!
Flat like yours... it will take all of my air
I'm on my lunch break Always come in at a wrong time.
Pump it yourself, then pay over there.
What, self serve? That's right, my shop's new policy.
It's self serve from now on, You come, you pump, understand?
OK.
Where's Kang? Who? Kang.
Kang? Open your eyes and look for yourself, he's not here.
Insane!
Hey, stop that!
I think you should trade your child Kang, Why?
The child is always at Muay Thai gym when Kang is there
when Kang's not there, he... she's coming here.
It does not concern you!
We're not talking about you... why are you so mean?
Why don't you take Muay Thai, it suits you
I would if I could.
Really?
Nah... don't take Muay Thai, take a look at this, my friend in Phuket sent me this
I thought you may not be interested because the stage is small and little pay
hey... now what?... how much do I owe you?
You come here everyday and you still don't know?...5 baht.
No discount? No, electric bill keeps going up.
Yikes...5 baht, don't you give me big bill like 1000.
That's all I have.
You're crazy! I don't have time to go get change.
It's my policy... What policy?
If you want to get paid... You have to go get change.
Are you crazy? I'm not an idiot. are you serious? Oh really just you wait here!
I'll go get change for you.
Uncle! It's done! Oh thanks.
Where are you going? I'm gonna get food for dad...
OK go...
If I see Kang, I'll send him to your house.
Okay thanks.
Still looking for Kang... Hey, where's Jino?
Jino bring your jar of change... wait!
Here you go. Good job Jino, let see..
Oh Man... I can't take coins.
Oh no... If it's inconvenient then don't ride that junk anymore, get a car.
Look at that lot full of nice cars.
They all drive cars now a days. Just pick one and buy it
How much do I owe you? 995 baht.. 995 baht!
Jino, start counting.
1 baht, 2 baht...
Damn! this gonna take all night.
What the matter with your hand?
It's sucks to let him come along...
Look at your monkey face
Yours is no better.
Ah... Muay Thai? I love Muay Thai.
Hey, quick! Stop him before he causes more trouble
Bob!
Kick! Kick harder!
Harder... ahhhh..
What is the matter with you? Running out of strength.
You have to kick hard, kick me... kick!
Kick hard, kick me... kick!
Oh nice, wonderful I need you to kick like that.
Who are you? How dare you kick me!
Nervermind him, he knows nothing.
Huh..him... nothing!
Yeah!...you want me?...come on! You dare to step in my ring, get him down.
Yeah you...
Bob! You want to die?
Get down now!
Wait! Who told you to get down? You have beat or be beaten to get out of the ring.
Choose your opponent.
Unbelievable!
Me? No, the one behind you.
What have you done? Nothing...
You guys are so childish.
Pa!
Ah..i'm cleaning
I've been cleaning the floor... huh..
You're a lil champ right?
Yeah I love you man.
What were you thinking?
No it wasn't like that I was passing through.
We was driving to Phuket.
Ouch!
Farewell! Good luck!
No matter what happens, do not come back here! Thank you! I know! Keep saying it.
Good luck!
OK, good luck.
What a relief! Get out and stay out.
I want you and him
to train together...
What's the matter, you sound like a dog!
And your ugly face!
781..782...
Jino what was it, what did you have!
Oh, oh man, yike!
Why did I ask him for! 3..4..5
I don't know what I got myself into?
You should try for exchange student program.
Hey, hey,
Hey I'm coming with you guys...
Let's go! What are you waiting for?
Let's go!
Hi! I'm Bob It's my girlfriend, Sarah.
Jack, let roll, what are you waiting for?
Let's go! Let's roll.
We need gas? No, we stop to drop you off.
It's awkward,
there are three of us boys and you're a girl.
What difference does it make?
If I drive with you or I'll go by myself.
It's different indeed! This is my car..
If I take you...
and what if your dad finds out.
OK, I got it.
If you don't want to take me
I'll hitch hike.
Hey, hey Where you going?
Are you sure that you let her ride with them?
You don't want trouble to yourself.
But you don't realize this will get you much more worst.
You know man, you don't need a lot of friends,
but you need to keep the good ones.
KhaiMuk... KhaiMuk! Come on back!
I came to take my friend back.
Not that easy.. What do you want?
Get set! Let race!
Hey! You're not afraid?
You can't just play dead like you did back then.
Nah... would you care to get on?
Fine!
Yahoo!!!
Hey you did all you could! Yes!!!
Not bad, you did the right thing.
Concerning for the one sitting behind
this race meant nothing if some one got hurt.
You did good! Thanks.
Kang! Don't tell dad that I'm leaving with my friends.
Ouch!
Hey! They know each other.
I was just testing you, let's go!
What is this? Where are we?
Are we lost? Don't know but it looks like it.
Are you sure?
If you're not sure, that's call lost.
Eh..eh! A planking gorilla.
Are you OK Bob?
Jack, any idea where we are?
All my life... I've only been to Hua Hin,
oh boy!
That guy on the motorcycle...
Run guys... Run!
Come on Let's go!
Look!
You see him? There! He's gonna kill us..
Tell your friend to drive safely! I can't take this no more
Jack, take it easy I'm gonna puke! Puke? Bob beats you to it!
Oh man... ah..ua...
Ui Ya Bob... nasty... You guys need to change gag...
Let get clean up! Yuck!!!!
My Angel... Oh My God...
Oh... my Buddha!
Hey... are you here alone?
Uh..where are you going to go?
I'm going to Phuket.
Me too... Ahhh.. My friends and me are going to phuket too.
Itata, Itata...(you want to go with us?) what does that suppose to mean?
Okay... oh yeah... let's go! Alright let's go
I'm Josh.
Hi!
I'm Jack..Nice to meet you.
Khai Muk, this is Yui!
Konichiwa! (Hello!)
She's coming with us!
Did you ask? ...No it was Bob
I know...
Ui Ya... sorry...
hello, hello...
welcome all audience to 98 FM
...it is hot today...
What is that? It's good... haha..
Ay ya... what the..
Alo! Hi dad! Hey Kang, where you at.
What? Going to phuket!
Huh! You saw Khai Muk. What's she doing there?
No wander! Her dad and the guys kept looking for her.
OK I'll tell Sor when I see him.
Hey look after her alright! Okay. Don't forget!
Damn I need some water in my noodle.
Jack, light burn out, got a new one to change out?
No I don't.
Hey, you know this place was hit by Tsunami.
It killed lots of people
- no. - You don't understand!
Tsunami, death, haunted... ah.
Ghost? Yes. Ghost!
It's safe to check in for tonight,
too dangerous to drive without light.
I'll drive, you help me keep watch of the road.
Eh... what is wrong with you Bob?
It's not funny...
Jack, it's spooky!
We'll be fine, just for tonight.
Oh it's scary! I see dead people..
See you in the morning! OK.
OK, See you in the morning!
Uh ah..This way!
You don't waste no time do you.
I look good... nope... i'm better
what's that you eating?
Give me it... no... no what's this?
That's pollen pill...
what! That's weird! For stress.
Hey it's working... really? Hahaha...
wait, hey put your clothes back on!
Nothing at all.. Why aren't you dressed?
I'm scared, need a friend to talk to.
Which one is yours? Huh..say what?
Jack or Josh? Uh..it's not like that.
They just give me a ride I'm planning...
anyway, neither one is mine.
I admire you, pretty, free to roam anywhere you want.
Let's be friend, OK?
Ah Yiu let go of me! Ah... ah... oh.
The girls need our help!!!!
Hey, Bob!
You crashed our room. Sorry, that's why we let you stay here.
OK, Boys on the floor.
Don't be funny or I swear... OK!
Man, you're more mean than neighbor's dog what?
Call me dog! You want to die?
Come here! What?
Man you got to watch what you're saying.
Old hotel, no power, and..ghost.. What are we gonna do?
Ghost... it's ghost!
Video recording! Will it work?
We'll see it when it appears.
Good Night.
Wait for them to fall asleep..then..
Then what, tell me!
It's making me nervous
be quiet!
Hey, stop shaking
are you alright? I feel strange.
Me too... ha..ha..ha.
Hey, like fly on honey, watch it buddy!
Huh...
Ouch..damn..ah..ah
what's going on?
Hold it!
What are you two knuckle head doing?
It's over there!
Is it just four of you?
Ghost? More like demon!
What now? Let's make a run for it.
Bob stand up!
Oh shoot! I feel like taking a crap!
OK, you go ahead!
Oh my god! It's rotten.
That feels good!
That's disgusting!
Hey I'm just being curious, what were you guys doing in the bathroom?
You know..last night we saw a ghost..
Its eyes were crossed wearing red red dress
so scary huh... really?
Let's see.
I've made a video last night.
Oh really? Yeah!
Let's me play the video.
Crazy bob... are you on drug? There is nothing
wait, long hair like in Thai movie
white dress, pop out eye, all weird stuff
hey..I think it's broke.
Hey, look ahead.
The Ocean WoooH... Yeah... Ahhhh!!!
Jack... stop the car... Jack... Stop.
What now? Stop... stop.
What's the crap man!
Yeah, yeah That's it..
Wait Bob!
Bob what's going on?
What's wrong cutie? Nothing, my bike just broken down.
Don't worry, I know how to fix bikes.
It's amazed how a pretty girl like... it's Khai Muk..Khai Muk
oh yes Khai Muk, you're amazing! Ah..ha...
You guy going on a trip?
I have a small resort near here I like to thank you by inviting all of you to stay there.
If that's be OK! Of course it's OK!
OK then, I'll lead.
Jack... huh? Call police!...Why?
He stole our passengers. Shaaah...
Look!
Khai Muk, for your great help and kindness I'm presenting this tiny gift.
We have pool and spa, use them as you wish.
We will go boating in the afternoon, you shall see Phuket ocean and its most magnificent.
Make yourself at home.
Successful and good look... What do we have...
Hey..we have one thing he doesn't have...
What? ..Is poor and proud... hehehe..
Rich and handsome... you struck gold Calling me greed, watch it!
I need no money, as long as I'm not alone and in-love I'll get by just fine.
Huh? What was that? I said that money is not important to me.
Just bring me a star to exchange for my heart Non sense..
What is non sense? A star for a heart, it is fair.
Why can't we share a room? I don't think so... watch it! Huh...
Watch it!..I think so... watch it... watch it.
Wow... see that?
Next is to open up air passage, if in need don't hesitate to let it all out, OK!
He must hold it in quite a while, so disgusting... run... quick... what's... what happen???
Look, he's dark, don't need no tan... yea... ah He's dark he can take it.
Dark, your mutha f... % #ss, you have problem with dark people You never got cuss by one til now let me give it to you, you freaks...
Run, come on... Don't you run, come back here Don't be hater, come back here! I kick your @#$.
You can do it, keep going.
Miss Bikini pageant? G... OK let go boating, shih..let's go...
Hey! Where you going, don't run from us?
Bob, what the? What?...what? She could have fall..
Porno?
Jack, give Yiu some snack sure?
Yiu... huh? Want some snack? Yeah... come with me.
Snack? Oh...
Oishi... oishi...
look!...Ay..you have death wish! The ocean is pretty... like Khai MuK.
My face look like ocean?
Yui have some more! OK.
Try to be Khai Muk are we?
You like some one but you don't know how to tell him!
No, not like that, I'm just starring in space.
It's the impression that will interest the other.
There won't be too many more chances.
Man of his kind, it's useless to tell him.
Would you excuse me!
Good look and successful but all alone..huh... ay..
I've been dreaming the dream.
And It has been forgotten, then it will come unexpected as time goes by.
And one day, may all feeling just as silent as it has been hidden, will come to live.
For you, may also have been dreaming the same dream.
And I'd not want to see your dream be forgotten like mine.
And one day it will come.
You and I will walk hand in hand Looking up at the bright sky and down to the deep blue sea.
As far as to the eye can see, we are only grain of sand in this ocean that knows no bound.
Knows no Bound... Still I only want to walk with you, to walk with you... knows no Bound...
You guys are so bad... Go away!
Whoa! Jack Sparrow! ah...
What are you looking for man? Ah... uh... a... leave... oh wow...
I see why... I know where it is...
oy... no, it's mine..it's mine. You stay away man... stay away!
Would you care for some squid?
Once in a movie, there was 2 squids fell in love... when they parted they keep hold on to each other.
Since then the main character never eat squid again...
The female character in the movie was cute by the way...
let's see! If you were one of the squid...
How would you do it?
Oh no! I forgot, it must be all wet.
Ahh.. that's the picture of your man, the biker guy. You still carry lover's picture in your wallet?
That's your opinion... anyway it was nothing... We are like brother and sister now, give it back! Let's me see...
Are these your brothers also? You have sibling everywhere, very handsome!
You're a dork, never idolized anyone before in your life?
This is your idol? So what? ...He's a comedian... let me imitate..ti..ti... ti Crazy! That's not it!
Josh, who's your idol? There is one right in front of me..
They adore each other... That's enough for me to be happy..
Eh... listen I have a story to tell... There was an island, and on it, it had all the feelings.
There was Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge... and even Love..
One day the island was going under... All feelings aboarded their ships and sail away.
But only Love stayed with the island to the last minute.
That was stupid move! Hah... Love will jump ship at the last minute!
Love requested Success as it sailing away... But Success refused to let Love on board...
My ship is full of treasure, there no more room. Love then turned to Selfishness..
Please Selfishness I beg of you! Selfishness replied: I won't be bothered!
Then came Sadness, Love was awfully distressed But Sadness disregarded Love's existence and just wanted to be alone.
Happiness also sailed by, but did not even noticed Love, for it was intoxicated with its own happiness.
All of a sudden there was a loud voice: Love come with me, I will take you.
It was the voice of an old man, Love was so happy it forgot to ask for his name.
When on land, Love came to its senses and turned to Knowledge, Who took us here?
Knowledge replied: it was Time Because time will help us understand how great love is.
I dated Kang for a short time, He was my dad's favorite disciple, But when dad knew about he and I, dad kicked him out.
Kang went away on his bike, that how we were separated.
Men need a son to carry on the Muay Thai legacy Talented Muay Thai fighter is essential and is in needed.
Dad said many time, girl is a burden around the house I have done nothing to make him proud.
This time I will prove to him that Girls also has potential.
Hey Josh! How did schooling in the US work out for you? It doesn't matter where, I can't seem to focus on one thing.
I spent most of my time photographing, waiting table, washing dishes
I try to save money to travel the world. Is that why you came back here for a fresh start?
May be so. I have to count on my only friend. Who is that? Someone I know?
Whooh... yeah!...who is this???? Come on guys... come on!!! OK... OK... don't cry!
So what is your story? What brings you to Thailand by yourself?
I'm not fortunate like you! Me? In what way?
I lost both of my parent, I only known by my grandma. I have no close friend like you do, not even a mean one.
Well now here, you do. You can count me in, and if you want, my dad is your dad.
Well thank you very much my good friend! I truly feel that I have a friend... my first friend is Khai muk... hahaha...
Look that dolphin look so much like Jack! Hahaha... Jack is a black dolphin.
Wow look at that!!!! let go me... yeah common guys! Get outta here!
Get outta! Bob!!! You too... Oh!!! OK.
Friend for ever, OK? Hurry up, Ahh... Heeeh...
Come on! I need to get a bikini for the pageant, Hey we'll help! No, just Yui, you guys can go do your things.
Where do you want to go?
Look OK? To this extreme? Yes you have to show a bit... no.. no show...
Good Luck!!!
Hey! What? I have one for you... only one OK? I need three..Hahaha.
Take it easy, I've never... Don't worry hon, I'll take care of you..
I suppose... but giving up my...???? Seem you like it slow...
Don't be so tense! Stand up for me hon! OK..
Let's me take this off... Hey that's Bob... Is he your roommate?...yes.
Ui! Take that! Harder! Ah... hold it...
not like that..you supposed to get whipped oh why didn't you say so?
Ah..man... why didn't you say so!!!
Jack! Give me a hand here! No... everyman for themselves Wait! Where are you going? Wait for me... slow down.
Oh... I can't take this anymore! You're an animal.
Ey..ey... ey... Where have you been? We just running around.
Let grab a bite! Good idea! Let's go.
Let's go kiddo!
Everybody cheers! Let make a toast! Cheer!
Josh, try this! It's good. Thanks... thank you.
That's good enough! Yeah but I want you to have more.
May I have the honor to dance with you!
I'm not good at it, come on you'll be fine!
Only you in my heart, only you. I think of you everywhere I go I'm missing you every minute on the hour.
Khai Muk jack likes to have a talk with Yiu.
Can we wait in your room? Yiu, Josh need to talk to Khai Muk, we'll go back to the room
what about us?
Hey! What's up? What are you doing? Go away!
Where? I don't know, go away! I don't have any money, you have money give me some!
Hey I need the camera, thanks!
You guys planned this?
Did you think twice about this?
We're friend, are we not? It's not like what you think!
Say it to Khai Muk!
It's wasn't mine, it was Bob's. It fell out of your pocket.
You disgust me!
See the night we saw the ghost, we saw your boobies Jack was touching it.
We're not leaving with you.
It was you and your crazy idea!
I did it for you! No it was for your own benefit, you want Khai Muk.
So what? Don't tell me you like Khai Muk, or you want both?
Why you said that? What?
Hey stop it! What are you doing!
Josh! B our friendship ended here! Good! Jack... Jack...
What the hell Josh! Come on man! The same goes for you!
If it wasn't you, none of this would ever happened Beat it! Go away, I hate you!
I never thought I wake up next to the real person You're so nice to me Jack? you never try to get rid of me... hi..hi..
Why would I try to get rid of you? our friendship, after just a few days we feel like we're all friends, we had each other
we look out for each other, do thing with each other I never had a friend before. You're my friend Jack, I love all of you, that's why I use this,
at least it helps me forget things and have fun I have a friend, you Jack, you.. I don't need this anymore.
Yike! What the, Why are you in my room? You was drunk, we drank, you invited me in..
I invited you? Yeah you did I shouldn't give in, even your own friends left you...
Yiu, Khai Muk Jack... where are they? How should I know, you losing your mind... where is it?
What are you looking for? My panties fool! Hah? You're not wearing it?
Why did you take it off? You dare to ask! You made me do this and that, while you just laid there..
You never think about others, forget it I don't need it anymore.
Why did you throw your candy away? Wasn't candy... it was drug man
hah drug? You know drugs, U take it U see things U feel good!
That's messed up Bob...
Where are you going? Going to get my friend back!
Yeah! Yeah!!!! Let's get them back.
Where are they?
Where is my car? We'll just run.
Khai Muk! Wait I just want.. To let you know that Jack... he likes you.
It was all my fault, Jack was innocent. I'm very sorry!
Khai Muk, ready! You are up next!
Yui, I'm so... I like you!
Hey Jack! Good luck man! OK I'll get it.
Welcome all to Miss Bikini, The bikini contest of the year!
Introducing our contestant #01...Tuk Tik.
We have to make time, let's moving on to our next contestant please welcome Anny!
Are you sure... that you want to do this?
It does not concern you. Why not, we're friend aren't we?
Friends look out for each other!
Til' more to come, we have contestant #03 Cheery!
Are you sure this will make you proud?
And next we have contestant Khai Muk Khai Muk... Is Khai Muk here? We calling out for Khai Muk!
Khai Muk... Khai Muk..Khai Muk... Is Khai Muk here? Come on out please!!!
Got kicked off the stage? OK then let me redo! Ay!!!
Let's head back! Let's me change first!
Hey hey... that's good to see you again.
Have you seen Josh? He was with Yui a while ago, where they went?
I'll call them.
You two need to talk!
Quit pushing fool! Why? I'll fall. ha...
Yea..hhhhh.. Can't breath, quit it will ya!
You said "it is fair trading a star for your heart" Yes...1 star for 1 heart! No more no less.
Uh... what I'm about to give you is greater than a star.
Just an imaginary ring?
I said star, not the sun Give me back my heart, don't be a cheater!
That harsh! Oh... hurt...?
Let's go to the full moon party!
Tomorrow I'll go back to the US. I'll go too! Me too!
Hey Bob! Yeah! Why did you follow my friend at the airport?
I saw his shirt, look! Let's go to fullmoon party! That it?..he... he.. You're Crazy!!!
Hey listen up! No matter where we are We will always be friends!
Let's see hand! Friends For Ever!!!