Now that we’re 18 days out from the election,

“Mr. ‘Severely Conservative’

wants you to think he was severely kidding about everything he said

over the last year.

He told folks he was the ideal candidate for

the Tea Party, now suddenly he’s saying, ‘What, who, me?’

He’s forgetting what his own positions are,

and he’s betting you will, too.

I mean, he’s changing up so much

and backtracking, sidestepping.

We’ve got to name this condition

that he’s going through.

I think it’s called ‘Romnesia.’