Now that we’re 18 days out from the election,
“Mr. ‘Severely Conservative’
wants you to think he was severely kidding about everything he said
over the last year.
He told folks he was the ideal candidate for
the Tea Party, now suddenly he’s saying, ‘What, who, me?’
He’s forgetting what his own positions are,
and he’s betting you will, too.
I mean, he’s changing up so much
and backtracking, sidestepping.
We’ve got to name this condition
that he’s going through.
I think it’s called ‘Romnesia.’