[Script Info]
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[Events]
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.47,0:00:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.22,0:00:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd been looking for a job for a while
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.69,0:00:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One evening I couldn't take it any more
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.84,0:00:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent 254 copy-pasted emails\Nto all the businesses nearby
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.36,0:00:14.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I'm doing a boring job\NMight as well be near home
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.41,0:00:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only one rang me back
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.23,0:00:16.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know which job it was for
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.27,0:00:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I replied sincerely \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.43,0:00:19.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It would be an honour to join your team"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.66,0:00:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hung up. \NI typed the name of the company into Google
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.84,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was either an STD, a branch of the UN\Nor some guys who rent out photocopiers\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.70,0:00:26.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Guys who rent out photocopiers"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.47,0:00:29.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was well prepared\NI had printed out my CV
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.46,0:00:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 'Leisure' section\NI wrote that I liked kayaking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.52,0:00:32.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd never been kayaking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.35,0:00:33.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I like palindromes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.22,0:00:37.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was wearing the suit I wear\Nto weddings, funerals and interviews
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.92,0:00:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next to me there was this guy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.28,0:00:40.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He seemed weird\NHe was too put-together
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.93,0:00:42.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought he must be hiding something
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.14,0:00:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The boss called my name \NWe sat down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.89,0:00:51.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I looked at his tie,\NIt had Goofy on it \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.80,0:00:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wondered if he'd really gone into a shop and said: \N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.90,0:00:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hello, I'd like a Goofy tie becauase I'm insane"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.43,0:00:57.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That made me laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.28,0:00:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He saw me laughing but he thought it was because his tie was cool
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.63,0:01:00.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He asked; "Do you speak English'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.76,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said 'Yes'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.44,0:01:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The he asked;\N"Where are you from?"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.52,0:01:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I answered: 'Yes'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.30,0:01:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Fluent English{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.88,0:01:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He asked me what my biggest weakness was
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.10,0:01:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was torn between:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.93,0:01:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shy, neurotic, obsessive, cowardly, depressive, lazy, liar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.25,0:01:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I answered: 'Perfectionist?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really it was 'Liar'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.69,0:01:16.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said: 'You like kayaking?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.43,0:01:17.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said; 'Yes'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.17,0:01:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said 'Sea kayak or river kayak?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.69,0:01:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.59,0:01:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you notice it's a palindrome?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.87,0:01:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He crossed out 'kayaking'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.35,0:01:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said 'We'll be in touch'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.56,0:01:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard 'Go fuck yourself'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.04,0:01:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, I went to a job interview