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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.76,0:00:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TEDWomen的各位，大家好！
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.79,0:00:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(歡聲雷動)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.08,0:00:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,氣氛不夠熱喔
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.36,0:00:07.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,各位女士，妳們好嗎?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.63,0:00:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(更熱烈的回應)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.85,0:00:11.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我叫梅意森·薩依德
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.100,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,別以為我喝醉酒了
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,幫我媽接生的醫生才喝得爛醉
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.62,0:00:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他在我媽的肚皮上共劃了6刀
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,每一刀還不同方向
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,弱小的我在產程中硬生生窒息
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.73,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,結果呢，我就成了腦麻
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:31.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這就是我一直抖個不停的原因
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.21,0:00:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就像這樣
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.05,0:00:37.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,抖個沒完很累的\N有點像能歌善舞的歌手夏奇拉上身
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.46,0:00:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,更像是夏奇拉和拳王阿里上身
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(大笑)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.24,0:00:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,腦麻既不會遺傳
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.23,0:00:47.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,也不是先天缺損\N更不是傳染病
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.02,0:00:50.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,沒人對我媽的子宮下咒
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.44,0:00:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,近親結婚也不是腦麻的元兇
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.67,0:00:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,雖然我爸媽還真的是表親
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.17,0:00:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,意外跟腦麻絕對脫不了關係
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.60,0:01:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就像我出生那天發生的一切
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.31,0:01:09.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過我一點也不想變得"啟發人心"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.43,0:01:11.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我也不想要在座任何人
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.90,0:01:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,為我感到難過
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.47,0:01:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為生活中總有些時候
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.50,0:01:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,你們夢想變成身障者
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.85,0:01:20.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,讓我們想像一下
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.75,0:01:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,現在是平安夜\N你開車來到購物商場
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.96,0:01:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,卻怎麼都找不到停車位
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.39,0:01:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這時你看到甚麼?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.29,0:01:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,16個空的身障車位
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.88,0:01:36.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後你心想：“天啊，我能否變成
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.29,0:01:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一點點行動不便呢?”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.01,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我還要告訴大家的是
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.73,0:01:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我有一拖拉庫的問題\N腦麻不過是其中之一
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.47,0:01:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,要是有個"壓"林匹克運動會
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.35,0:01:54.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我鐵定拿金牌
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.11,0:01:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是身障的女性，\N還是巴勒斯坦裔的穆斯林
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.29,0:02:01.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而且我住在紐澤西
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.51,0:02:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲掌聲此起彼落)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.60,0:02:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,若你先前覺得日子難過\N現在應該感到好過得多了
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.37,0:02:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我來自紐澤西州的克里夫賽德帕克
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.98,0:02:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我很喜歡住在那裏
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.57,0:02:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,因為地名和腦麻很相似
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.61,0:02:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,都有個C和P
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.61,0:02:22.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我也很慶幸
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.93,0:02:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我從我家就能走到紐約市
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.46,0:02:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,畢竟大多腦麻患者無法行走
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.34,0:02:31.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我爸媽相信天下無難事
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.46,0:02:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我爸還有個座右銘
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.47,0:02:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“你做得到，你能化不可能為可能”
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.76,0:02:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.100,0:02:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我三個姊姊要幫忙拖地的話
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.02,0:02:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我就要一起幫忙拖地
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.13,0:02:46.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我三個姊姊可以上公立學校
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.89,0:02:49.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我爸媽就會向校方申訴
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.18,0:02:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,以確保我也可以上公立學校
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.23,0:02:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而若我們沒有每科都得A等
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.22,0:02:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就等著媽媽的拖鞋伺候
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.97,0:03:00.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我5歲時爸爸教我走路
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.95,0:03:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他把我的腳跟放在他的腳掌上
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.30,0:03:05.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,然後一步一步走
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.13,0:03:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他還有讓我進步的高招
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.82,0:03:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他會拿1元美鈔在我面前晃\N然後為了追錢我就會跨步向前
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.12,0:03:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.94,0:03:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,見錢眼開的我甚麼都願意做
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.82,0:03:18.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.43,0:03:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,日子一天天過去\N到了我上幼稚園的第一天
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.48,0:03:22.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我已走得像神氣活現的衛冕者
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.99,0:03:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,只不過是挨了好幾拳的衛冕者
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.75,0:03:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,成長過程中我家附近只有6個阿拉伯人
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.25,0:03:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們都是我家人
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.57,0:03:34.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,現在增加到20個阿拉伯人
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.77,0:03:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但他們還都來自我家(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.58,0:03:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,街坊鄰居大概以為我們來自義大利
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.58,0:03:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲掌聲不斷)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.08,0:03:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,當然這都是在“九一一”恐怖攻擊前的往事
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.04,0:03:54.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,從前執政者絕不會濫用\N"我反穆斯林"的激進口號
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.97,0:03:56.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,來作為政令宣傳的標語
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.100,0:04:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,和我一起長大的同伴\N未曾質疑過我的宗教信仰
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.12,0:04:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,倒是非常擔憂我的健康
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.53,0:04:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們覺得齋戒月會把我餓死
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.26,0:04:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我會請他們放心
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.40,0:04:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,畢竟身上的脂肪\N夠我撐整整三個月
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.45,0:04:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以整天禁食沒什麼大不了
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.35,0:04:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我曾上百老匯的舞台跳踢踏舞
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.15,0:04:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,聽來很不可思議\N但沒錯就是百老匯（掌聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.61,0:04:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我爸媽當年沒錢給我復健
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.52,0:04:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們便送我去舞蹈學校
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.40,0:04:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在那裏我學會踩著高跟鞋跳舞
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.07,0:04:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,自然也能穿高跟鞋走來走去
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.78,0:04:30.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,又因為我來自紐澤西
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.18,0:04:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我和朋友都很注重女人味
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.91,0:04:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我跟大家一起穿高跟鞋
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.51,0:04:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,暑假時朋友紛紛到紐澤西海邊度假
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.53,0:04:42.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我沒有這樣的機會
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.34,0:04:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我的暑徦大半是在戰地過的
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.58,0:04:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這安排跟我爸媽的理念有關
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.65,0:04:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們擔心若沒有養成返鄉傳統
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.84,0:04:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在每年暑假回到巴勒斯坦
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.55,0:04:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,孩子長大后會像瑪丹娜\N忘了自己的根本
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.59,0:04:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.98,0:05:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,每年暑假
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.09,0:05:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我爸都千方百計想治療我
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.88,0:05:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,為此我喝過鹿奶
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.87,0:05:06.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我做過背部拔罐
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.91,0:05:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還整個人泡在死海裡
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.90,0:05:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,鹽水弄疼了我的雙眼
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.51,0:05:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我心想：“這有效！這終於有效了！”
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.30,0:05:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.30,0:05:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但真正有效的是瑜珈
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.63,0:05:23.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,說實在的瑜珈超無聊
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.100,0:05:25.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過在我做瑜珈前
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.47,0:05:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是個站不起來的即興喜劇演員
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.46,0:05:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,做瑜珈後我可以用頭倒立
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.74,0:05:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我爸媽更堅強他們的信念
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.50,0:05:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,深信我能辦到任何事
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.22,0:05:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而且沒有不可能完成的夢
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.23,0:05:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,當時我有個夢想
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.81,0:05:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,想要在影集“中央醫院”軋上一角
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.92,0:05:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我在平權法案時期上了大學
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.32,0:05:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,並獲得ASU的優渥獎學金
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.53,0:05:53.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ASU是亞利桑那州立大學
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.57,0:05:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那簡直是為我量身打造的缺
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.78,0:06:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我就像戲劇系上楚楚可憐的小猴
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.26,0:06:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,人見人愛
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.78,0:06:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我幫非天才型的同學寫作業
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.07,0:06:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我每門課都拿A
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.69,0:06:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,幫忙罩同學的課也不例外
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.97,0:06:12.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,每次試鏡“玻璃動物園”劇中一角
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.91,0:06:14.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我詮釋苦苦單戀的身障女子
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.27,0:06:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,教授們都感動得直掉淚
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.69,0:06:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我還是沒能正式登台演出
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.13,0:06:20.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,終於在我大四那年有個大好機會
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.81,0:06:22.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,亞大計畫演出一檔劇目
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.68,0:06:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,叫做“慢舞的傑森小鎮”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.89,0:06:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,主角是一位腦麻女孩
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.68,0:06:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而我就是一位腦麻女孩
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.74,0:06:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我欣喜若狂又叫又跳
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.63,0:06:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“我終於可以粉墨登場囉!”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.56,0:06:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“我有腦性麻痺，耶比”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.28,0:06:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我高呼：“自由了!自由了!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.56,0:06:41.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,萬能的上帝，我終於自由了！”
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.51,0:06:45.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我還是落選了（笑聲）
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.29,0:06:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我同學雪莉·布朗得到角色
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.80,0:06:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我拔腿衝到戲劇系主任室
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.34,0:06:52.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我歇斯底里嚎啕大哭\N好像我的寵物被人殺了一般
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.93,0:06:54.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我問她落選的原因
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.17,0:06:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,她說：
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.76,0:06:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,系上認為我不能應付劇中需要的特技
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.52,0:07:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我嗆聲：“如果我都不能做特技”
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.48,0:07:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"那麼同樣腦麻的主角也一樣不能啊"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.23,0:07:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲加掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.98,0:07:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這角色是注定要給我的
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.00,0:07:20.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們卻硬生生給了非腦麻的演員
Dialogue: 0,0:07:20.83,0:07:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有人說大學是社會的縮影
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.25,0:07:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而好萊塢一向有個不名譽的行規
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.40,0:07:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們讓身體健全的演員
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.38,0:07:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,登台演出身障的角色
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.01,0:07:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,畢業後我搬回家住
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.56,0:07:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我的首演
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.68,0:07:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在晨間播映電視劇中跑龍套
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.32,0:07:39.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我總算圓夢了
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.14,0:07:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我確信不久後我就會星運亨通
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.36,0:07:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,從龍套一躍成為當家紅牌演員
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.02,0:07:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過我仍是名不見經傳的小卒
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.76,0:07:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,戲分之少讓我只能短暫露臉
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.47,0:07:53.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我這才漸漸領悟
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.19,0:07:55.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,導演選角的考量
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.11,0:07:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,傻氣的身障演員很不受青睞\N更不歡迎身為少數族裔的我
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.09,0:08:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們只錄用"完美無缺"的人
Dialogue: 0,0:08:01.33,0:08:03.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過凡有原則必有例外
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.81,0:08:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我從小就很迷琥碧·戈柏
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.98,0:08:07.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,和羅珊·巴爾、艾倫等人
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.92,0:08:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,這些迷人的女士有個共通點
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.45,0:08:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,她們都是喜劇演員
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.72,0:08:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,耳濡目染下我也開始當喜劇演員
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.21,0:08:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲加掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.86,0:08:23.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我第一份差事是開車載知名喜劇演員
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.54,0:08:26.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,從紐約到紐澤西的攝影棚
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.11,0:08:28.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那位喜劇演員的表情令我難忘
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.49,0:08:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他大驚失色
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.51,0:08:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,想到飛馳在紐澤西的高速公路上
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.56,0:08:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還是腦麻女孩開車不慌也難
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.65,0:08:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我曾巡演於全美各俱樂部
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.35,0:08:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,也曾用阿拉伯語在中東表演
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.70,0:08:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,內容原汁原味一刀未剪
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.36,0:08:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有人給我一個封號
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.33,0:08:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,阿拉伯世界首位即興喜劇演員
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.29,0:08:52.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我很低調不喜歡自誇
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.47,0:08:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過我敢掛保證
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.79,0:08:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,觀眾一定不會覺得冷場
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.54,0:09:03.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,他們還會讚許我們表演的幽默
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.34,0:09:07.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2003年，我和情同手足的\N換帖兄弟Dean Obeidallah一起
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.59,0:09:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,發起一個活動
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.75,0:09:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,名為“紐約阿裔美人喜劇藝術節”
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.12,0:09:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,現在這個藝術節正要邁入第10年
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.84,0:09:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我們想改變媒體對阿裔美國人
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.48,0:09:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一貫的負面印象
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.56,0:09:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,也提醒選角的導演
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.03,0:09:25.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,別把南亞人和阿拉伯人畫上等號
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.13,0:09:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.09,0:09:33.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,讓阿拉伯人融入主流社會易如反掌
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.80,0:09:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,相較之下難如登天的是
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.87,0:09:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,消除對身障者的汙名化
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.75,0:09:41.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,一個大好機會在2010年降臨
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.05,0:09:42.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我受邀擔任來賓
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.74,0:09:44.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,上有線電視新聞節目錄影
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.11,0:09:46.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,節目是“歐柏曼的關鍵時刻”
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.36,0:09:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我興奮得像要去參加高中舞會
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.44,0:09:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,工作人員把我拖進攝影棚
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.58,0:09:56.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,給我一張搖來搖去的旋轉椅
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.100,0:09:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我與場控人員面面相覷
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.62,0:10:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我說：“能給我換張椅子嗎?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.34,0:10:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,她看我一眼然後繼續讀秒
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.96,0:10:06.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"5、4、3、2....."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.81,0:10:08.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我沒忘記是現場錄影
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.60,0:10:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,所以我一直緊抓主播檯
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.97,0:10:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,以免錄到一半就滑出去了
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.76,0:10:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,訪談結束後我鐵青著臉
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.62,0:10:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,得來不易的機會被我糟蹋
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.60,0:10:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我想我再也沒機會受邀
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.82,0:10:25.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但意外的是歐柏曼先生再次邀我
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.100,0:10:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還讓我當常駐來賓
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.08,0:10:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,而且他有把我的椅子固定
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.50,0:10:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲加掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.00,0:10:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,上歐柏曼先生的節目教我一件事
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.06,0:10:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我發現到
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.72,0:10:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在網路世界的人類都是人渣
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.73,0:10:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,許多人說童言童語很傷人
Dialogue: 0,0:10:46.96,0:10:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我從小到大都沒被人取笑過
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.29,0:10:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,殘缺突然變成網路上的眾矢之的
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.98,0:10:55.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在節目的線上播映官網上
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.100,0:10:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,總會有謾罵
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.61,0:11:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"嘿，為甚麼她一直抽搐？"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.20,0:11:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"嘿，她是腦殘嗎?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.41,0:11:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,更絕的是"癟嘴恐怖分子
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.78,0:11:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,她到底為何受苦？
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.46,0:11:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我們真該幫她祈福。”
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.07,0:11:12.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還有更毒舌的評論
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.90,0:11:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,建議我在經歷中加上一筆
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.68,0:11:20.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,劇作家、喜劇演員、腦麻患者
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.59,0:11:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,殘疾和膚色都顯而易見
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.92,0:11:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但天生我材必有用
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.50,0:11:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,輪椅族難演好碧昂絲，反之亦然
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.54,0:11:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,身障族群是目前最大的...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.58,0:11:34.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,對，你們該為這個比喻叫好！
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.59,0:11:37.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.36,0:11:41.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,身障族群是目前全球最大的弱勢群體
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.83,0:11:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我們是最被漠視的一群
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.76,0:11:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在娛樂圈中也是如此
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.93,0:11:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,醫生曾預言我一輩子不能走路
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.15,0:11:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我現在走在你們眼前
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.94,0:11:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,不過要是我生在社群媒體時代
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.13,0:11:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我不覺得我仍可保有自信
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.10,0:11:57.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我盼望
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.58,0:12:00.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,社會大眾能攜手消除成見
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.15,0:12:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,在媒體與生活中共創零歧視社會
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.70,0:12:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或許有更多正面案例出現
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.08,0:12:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,就能減少網路上充滿憎恨的言論
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.69,0:12:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但也可能適得其反
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.28,0:12:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,或許仍舊需要多管齊下
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.30,0:12:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,來教育孩子平等尊重的觀念
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.46,0:12:18.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,回首我崎嶇的人生路
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.29,0:12:20.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,有許多精彩絕倫的遭遇
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.49,0:12:23.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我曾走過星光大道
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.47,0:12:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,身旁是知名女星蘇珊·露西
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.03,0:12:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,以及羅倫·阿爾布斯
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.31,0:12:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我曾和影星亞當·山德勒一起演電影
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.97,0:12:32.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,還有幸跟我的偶像—
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.51,0:12:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,才子德夫·馬修斯一起工作
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.98,0:12:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我的足跡遍及世界各地
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.90,0:12:38.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,並以喜劇秀"阿拉伯也瘋狂"竄紅
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.53,0:12:41.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我還擔任過代表
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.41,0:12:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,代表紐澤西州
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.23,0:12:46.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,出席2008年民主黨總統提名大會
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.35,0:12:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我創辦梅意森孩童基金會
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.99,0:12:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,希望拋磚引玉
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.69,0:12:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,幫助巴勒斯坦難民營的孩子
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.90,0:12:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,開啟一扇機會之門\N就如同我父母親替我做的一切
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.97,0:12:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我印象最深的關鍵時刻
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.43,0:13:00.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是當我—我是說在這場演講前—
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.96,0:13:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(笑聲加掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.43,0:13:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,但我印象最深的關鍵時刻
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.88,0:13:13.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,是我能為一位名人表演
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.92,0:13:16.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那人正是轟動武林驚動萬教
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.23,0:13:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,身手矯健無人能及
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.60,0:13:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,罹患帕金森症抖個不停的
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.10,0:13:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,傳奇拳王穆罕默德·阿里
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.36,0:13:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(掌聲)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.47,0:13:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,那是絕無僅有的一場演出
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.28,0:13:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,頭一次我爸到場看我表演
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.95,0:13:39.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我想把這次演講獻給已故的他
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.21,0:13:41.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(阿拉伯語)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.38,0:13:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,我是梅意森·薩依德
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.23,0:13:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,如果我能扭轉逆境\N你一定能絕處逢生
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.24,0:13:51.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(掌聲)