CryptoSpook: Hot pocket!

Oh, Come on!

Argh!

Ooh, you prick! I 96'd him?

Argh!

You fucking fucker!

Moriarty: (laughter)

Nooo! God damnit!

(laughter)

You know I don't know why I'm buying keys with all these fucking guns couldn't just shoot that little piddly-ass lock off?

(Probably)

Motherfucker.

Aaargh.

Stop it! (laughter)

(Oh, you switched teams, you lost your score!)

No, No, No! (laughter)

Oh, you're such a bad fucking person. (laughter)

Oh, thank God.

No, stop it!

Wa-help-duh?

No! You god damn asshole!

Think you could do better, not without EZFrags.

Are you...are you jump crouching?

Oh, you're such a piece of shit. (laughter)

If I was cheating, I'd use EZFRAG.CO.UK.

How did I lose a level?

(Because you changed teams.)

Oh you're such a bastard.

Oh, stop! (laughter)

Argh!

(I let you go and you died right away)

The guy had a fuckin auto!

Stop! Stop hitting the opposite buttons!

No, you douche!

Let me go!

Let my people be!

And then you were like CHARGE! (laughter)

You should name this section "Jackass At The Wheel"

Stop it, stop it! Stop forcing me!

Stop!

You're the worst person in the world!

Come on!

Why?

WHY?!

God damnit!

Let me...let me go somewhere!

(If you would just follow where you're being told--)

Alright fine! You know what? Ok, you drive and I'll shoot. Ok?

Let's see if we can do this!

(laughter) Oh damnit.

Got one over here, I think

NOO!

You have failed us!

(I believe that was the AIM part that failed)

That was funny.