[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.87,0:00:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CryptoSpook: Hot pocket!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.80,0:00:08.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.92,0:00:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.12,0:00:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, you prick! I 96'd him?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.18,0:00:20.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.78,0:00:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You fucking fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.06,0:00:27.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moriarty: (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.48,0:00:31.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooo! God damnit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.58,0:00:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.36,0:00:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I don't know why I'm buying keys with all these fucking guns couldn't just shoot that little piddly-ass lock off?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.42,0:00:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Probably)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.90,0:01:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Motherfucker.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaargh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.22,0:01:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.06,0:01:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Oh, you switched teams, you lost your score!)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.76,0:01:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, No, No! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.12,0:01:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're such a bad fucking person. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.82,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, stop it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.90,0:01:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wa-help-duh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:01:58.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! You god damn asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.96,0:02:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Think you could do better, not without EZFrags.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.60,0:02:06.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you...are you jump crouching?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.70,0:02:15.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're such a piece of shit. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.22,0:02:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I was cheating, I'd use EZFRAG.CO.UK.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.22,0:02:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How did I lose a level?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.64,0:02:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Because you changed teams.)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.32,0:02:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh you're such a bastard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.64,0:02:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, stop! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.24,0:02:53.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Argh!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.44,0:03:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(I let you go and you died right away)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.68,0:03:05.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy had a fuckin auto!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.54,0:03:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop! Stop hitting the opposite buttons!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.28,0:03:18.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you douche!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.66,0:03:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.18,0:03:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let my people be!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.72,0:03:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you were like CHARGE! (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.36,0:03:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should name this section "Jackass At The Wheel"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.24,0:03:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it, stop it! Stop forcing me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.44,0:03:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.68,0:03:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the worst person in the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.30,0:04:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.50,0:04:07.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.88,0:04:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHY?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:12.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God damnit!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.68,0:04:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me...let me go somewhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.82,0:04:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(If you would just follow where you're being told--)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.52,0:04:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright fine! You know what? Ok, you drive and I'll shoot. Ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.42,0:04:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see if we can do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.22,0:04:56.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter) Oh damnit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.36,0:04:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got one over here, I think
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.62,0:05:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.12,0:05:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have failed us!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.04,0:05:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(I believe that was the AIM part that failed)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.00,0:05:26.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was funny.