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CryptoSpook: Hot pocket!

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Oh, Come on!

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Argh!

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Ooh, you prick! I 96'd him?

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Argh!

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You fucking fucker!

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Moriarty: (laughter)

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Nooo! God damnit!

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(laughter)

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You know I don't know why I'm buying keys with all these fucking guns couldn't just shoot that little piddly-ass lock off?

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(Probably)

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Motherfucker.

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Aaargh.

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Stop it! (laughter)

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(Oh, you switched teams, you lost your score!)

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No, No, No! (laughter)

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Oh, you're such a bad fucking person. (laughter)

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Oh, thank God.

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No, stop it!

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Wa-help-duh?

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No! You god damn asshole!

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Think you could do better, not without EZFrags.

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Are you...are you jump crouching?

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Oh, you're such a piece of shit. (laughter)

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If I was cheating, I'd use EZFRAG.CO.UK.

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How did I lose a level?

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(Because you changed teams.)

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Oh you're such a bastard.

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Oh, stop! (laughter)

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Argh!

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(I let you go and you died right away)

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The guy had a fuckin auto!

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Stop! Stop hitting the opposite buttons!

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No, you douche!

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Let me go!

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Let my people be!

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And then you were like CHARGE! (laughter)

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You should name this section "Jackass At The Wheel"

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Stop it, stop it! Stop forcing me!

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Stop!

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You're the worst person in the world!

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Come on!

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Why?

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WHY?!

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God damnit!

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Let me...let me go somewhere!

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(If you would just follow where you're being told--)

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Alright fine! You know what? Ok, you drive and I'll shoot. Ok?

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Let's see if we can do this!

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(laughter) Oh damnit.

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Got one over here, I think

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NOO!

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You have failed us!

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(I believe that was the AIM part that failed)

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That was funny.