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oh, give me land, lots of land
under starry skies above

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Don't fence me in

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Let me ride through
the wide open country that I love

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Don't fence me in

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Let me be by myself
in the evening breeze

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Listen to the murmur
of the cottonwood trees

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Send me off forever
But I ask you, please

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Don't fence me in

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Don't fence me in

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Just turn me loose
Let me straddle my own saddle

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Underneath the Western skies

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on my cayuse
let me wander over yonder

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Till I see the mountains rise

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I want to ride to the ridge
where the West commences

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Gaze at the moon
until I lose my senses

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In his heart, every man
is a wild, untamed mustang.

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Now, that may sound pretty stupid.
It may even be pretty stupid.

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But it's true...

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more or less.

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I mean, in Africa men
are probably leopards or rhinos.

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In India, I'm sure
they're Bengal tigers.

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Here we go.
one, two... What's next?

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And even here in America
not all men go for mustangs.

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Jimmie, we gotta talk.

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My friend Marco...
he's a wolf.

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He says the symbol of manhood
shouldn't be a vegetarian.

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Listen to what Rita
said to me last night.

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"In the future,
let's avoid Thai food".

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What, too much lemongrass?

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No, she said "future".

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Everybody I know says "future".
Sanzel, you say "future"?

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Future.

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- Hodgman? Bolt? Stone? "Future"?
- Future.

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- There you go.
- They're not women!

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So, mustangs.
Mustanghood.

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It's a feeling
of complete freedom.

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You're young, you're strong,
you have no one to answer to.

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Nothing to do
but run the open plain.

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And your whole life is centered
on one primal force...

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the endless quest for...

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Let's stick with the analogy.

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Call it "sweet grasses".

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A mustang is driven to get
as much grass as possible...

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and a variety.

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Tall grasses, shorter grasses...

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dark grass, blond grass.

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You spend your days in a constant search
for that next succulent patch.

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It's a beautiful life.

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Don't fence me in

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That's how women start... dropping words
like "future" into casual conversation.

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Next thing,
you're drunk at a PTA meeting.

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Wait till you're in love and your balls
are in a vise. Then you'll see.

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Future.

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What do you mean, we're not compatible?
You don't like me anymore?

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of course I do.

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I more than like you.

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- But...
- Wow. That's great.

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So we'll just keep dating.

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- Waitress.
- In a second.

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- So I broke up with him.
- What?

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Jimmie, can you think of
one good reason not to see me?

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- "I'm sorry, but it's over.
- Well...

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- I have work commitments up the wazoo...
- I have work commitments up the wazoo.

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and, well,
I'm raising my standards".

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Then just stop working.

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Wasting your time.
That makes no sense.

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- Have you seen what's out there?
- This is great lettuce.

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Anne, by the year 2010
women will outnumber men four to one.

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I don't wanna waste your time.

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- It's not your fault that...
- Completely self-centered.

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you're self-centered.

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Well, I'm so sorry I took you away
from your stupid pool tables.

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Just don't meet and break up with a guy
before I get home, okay?

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- See ya.
- Bye.

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I enjoyed...

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I'm sorry.
Did you say something to me?

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I said, I enjoyed
having lunch with you.

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We should do it again sometime.

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The minute I met Anne,
we sparked...

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in a way that was
completely new to me.

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She was as relaxed
and independent as I was.

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I mean, we had the perfect
laid-back relationship.

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And before we knew it,
we'd been together for a year.

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Actually, we both forgot,
so we celebrated a week later.

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That's how easy everything was.

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My friends,
well, they were less fortunate.

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okay, hold on a second.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is time for...

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the bouquet toss.

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- If I could get all the single ladies...
- Let's get out of here.

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No, I wanna see this.

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All the single women?

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Marco?
Could be your lucky day, buddy.

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In high school
maybe you read The Lottery.

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That's the story about this small town
that draws lots every year...

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and whoever gets chosen
becomes a human sacrifice.

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That's the bouquet toss.

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oh, fuck.

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The lottery for weddings.

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Sanzel never had a chance.

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It became a terrifying cycle.

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Each wedding meant a bouquet.

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Each bouquet was like an airborne spore
bearing the seeds of the next wedding.

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one future led to another.

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our numbers dwindled.

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And dwindled.

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But Anne, she was as beautiful
and as carefree as ever.

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- It's terrifying!
- No, this is fun!

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- I love this!
- I love it when you act brave.

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Come here, you.

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So cute.
Turns me on.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Just something to keep in mind
for the future.

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That's right.
The "F" word.

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So here we are.

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What good did all that talk
of mustangs do me?

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Me and my wife!

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You think I don't know
where that thing's heading?

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May I have all the ladies in the house
on this side of the room.

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We're about to toss the bouquet.

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Today's human sacrifice
is yours truly.

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Future.

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I've outlasted the rest of them,
and I'm kinda proud of that.

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Easy, boy.
Nothing to fear.

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My mustang days were about
to become a distant memory.

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So long, sweet grasses.

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About damn time.

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You kept me waiting a long time
for this, Jimmie. You know that?

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As my last surviving descendant...

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you have a sacred duty...

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to pass on my genetic material.

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That's a lovely sentiment.

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For a time I thought
you was gonna fail me...

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the way your father did.

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I wouldn't say Dad failed you.

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My only child, and what does he
leave me with? one miserable grandson.

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'Cause he died
in a building collapse.

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He always had excuses
for everything he did, didn't he?

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Procreate!

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Jimmie, have a look at this.

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oh, yeah.

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There we go.

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That is your grandma's
engagement ring.

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I only hope that your woman friend
has fat fingers.

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Has she been examined...

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by a qualified doctor?

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Is she fertile?

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We're both very healthy,
and I love her.

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Love don't exist.

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Here, take that.

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There's only
the endocrine response.

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And that...

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only lasts five years, maximum...

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according to the great scientists.

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That's the reason
you should breed right now.

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Steak?

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What scientists?

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Take that.
Read it.

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As time goes on passing
and withers...

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sex becomes rarer and rarer...

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and rarer.

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Finally, all you're left with
is this cold, chaste...

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loveless shell called marriage...

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and the incessant irritation
of fatherhood.

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The bills keep mounting.

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And if you don't believe me...

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ask the next-door neighbor.

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I tell you, Jimmie...

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to sacrifice your happiness
for your descendants...

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there's a term for that.

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The human condition!

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Stripes wins, I propose.

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And solids?

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I don't know.
Fake choking on a piece of steak.

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For three weeks now
you been carrying that ring around...

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staring at it, taking Anne
out to dinner, not proposing to her.

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It's gotta end.

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It's ten of.

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Yeah, and the Starlight Room's
five minutes away.

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The Starlight Room?
That's where you're taking Anne?

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So?

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Every human being on Earth knows there's
only one reason a single man under 50...

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takes a woman
to the Starlight Room.

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To pop the question.

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Jimmie Shannon.
Just the man I'm looking for.

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What do you say, Marco?

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A word in your ear.

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Talked to your grandfather
this morning.

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oden Sports sent my office
a formal offer to buy the company.

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I know. We're cutting
into their market share.

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They wanna buy us out, steal our
client list and then close us down.

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Shannon Billiards
is not for sale.

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How about we continue this conversation
over some eight ball?

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Market's up
and I got dollars to shed.

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Sorry, Sid, but we're going
through kind of a crisis.

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Jimmie's supposed to propose,
and he's lost his nerve.

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Anne's a catch.
Who needs nerve?

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Let me guess.

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The grizzly bear thing.

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You know, the manly sense that
you're master of all you survey...

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like a grizzly bear.

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Mustang.

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Wolf.

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The question is,
do you want to be married?

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- I love Anne.
- Never mind love.

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Imagine two different cities...
Husbandtown and Bachelorville.

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Which would you want to live in?

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Any guy's gonna choose Bachelorville.

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Right?

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Most men come to want
the ball and chain.

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Me, I was like you.
I love freedom.

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Which is why my marriage
is a miserable failure.

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Roy, dry up.

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Listen...

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marriage is the most
exquisite expression...

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of the human spirit.

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A good proposal
comes not only from love...

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but from the desire
to be a husband.

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Without that desire...

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better wait till you're ready.

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I wish I could, Sid...

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but...

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the thing is...

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Anne and l
have officially reached...

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that place.

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You mean...

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Shit or get off the pot.

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You sure?
What are the factors?

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Anne caught a bridal bouquet
last month.

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Serious,
but hardly critical.

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Tonight's the third anniversary
of our first date.

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I got dinner reservations
at 8:00.

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Even so...

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At the Starlight Room.

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oh.

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I don't even know how to propose.

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Do I kneel?
What do I say?

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Wait for the Dom Pérignon to arrive
and the thing will take care of itself.

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What Dom Pérignon?

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After the meal, when the waiter brings
the champagne, just mumble something.

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It'll all be over with
just like that.

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Just the rest of your life
to worry about!

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Good knowing you!

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Thanks, brother.

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Your Dom Pérignon, sir.

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The first time

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Ever I saw

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Your face

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I thought the earth

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Moved in my hand

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Well, I have...

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kind of a special toast.

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It's been three years
since our first date.

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Time has really gone by fast.

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Yep.

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over the past few weeks
I've been doing some thinking.

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Mainly thinking about...

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the human condition.

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A lot of life comes down to
making sacrifices...

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and deciding which direction
is my life gonna go.

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Your mouth

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Could you please leave?
Thank you very much.

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- You okay?
- Yeah.

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A lot of life comes down to deciding,
what am I willing to sacrifice?

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Because, obviously...

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if you choose one path in life,
you can't choose the other.

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That's kind of where
I found myself lately...

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ever since we...

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you and l, in our relationship...

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have reached...

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that place.

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"That place".

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The upshot is...

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you win.

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"You win"?

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Was that a proposal?

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Well, "you win" was just
the last part of it.

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The whole thing was a proposal.

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The "you win" had context.

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Aren't you even gonna look at it?

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First, can we retrace the mental steps
that led to "you win"?

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Like when you say that you and l
have reached "that place". What place?

00:18:19.558 --> 00:18:21.268
You know what I mean.

00:18:22.895 --> 00:18:24.771
Shit or get off the pot?

00:18:31.820 --> 00:18:35.449
Did you really just say
"shit or get off the pot"...

00:18:35.532 --> 00:18:37.784
right here in the Starlight Room?

00:18:37.868 --> 00:18:39.328
What is the big deal?

00:18:39.369 --> 00:18:43.081
Why couldn't you have just said
"Fish or cut bait"?

00:18:43.123 --> 00:18:46.835
We always say "shit or get off the pot".
Everybody does.

00:18:46.919 --> 00:18:48.337
Not in the Starlight Room.

00:18:48.420 --> 00:18:50.339
What is it
with the Starlight Room?

00:18:50.422 --> 00:18:52.257
Magic, Jimmie!
Romance?

00:18:52.299 --> 00:18:55.260
You know, the whole reason
you come up here to propose?

00:18:55.302 --> 00:18:58.472
See the city lights, have a wonderful
meal, listen to beautiful music.

00:18:58.555 --> 00:19:00.432
It casts this romantic spell.

00:19:00.474 --> 00:19:03.519
But when you say
"shit or get off the pot"...

00:19:03.602 --> 00:19:06.647
all that magic
just suddenly disappears...

00:19:06.730 --> 00:19:09.650
and all you have left
is bowel trouble.

00:19:10.692 --> 00:19:12.319
Well, I'm sorry.

00:19:12.361 --> 00:19:16.949
I didn't think you'd get so upset
over a figure of speech.

00:19:17.032 --> 00:19:21.119
It's not the words, Jimmie.
It's the whole approach.

00:19:21.203 --> 00:19:24.498
God, it's as if you deliberately...

00:19:29.378 --> 00:19:30.546
What?

00:19:35.384 --> 00:19:38.345
You don't want to marry me,
do you?

00:19:39.221 --> 00:19:41.181
I just proposed to you.

00:19:41.223 --> 00:19:44.518
But the way you proposed,
you weren't asking me to marry you.

00:19:44.560 --> 00:19:47.521
You were asking me to say "no".

00:19:48.814 --> 00:19:51.400
Just put it on, all right?
Please?

00:19:51.483 --> 00:19:54.027
You don't want to be married,
Jimmie.

00:19:54.111 --> 00:19:57.197
And I don't want to be married
to a guy who doesn't want to be married.

00:19:58.615 --> 00:20:00.534
Anne, come here.

00:20:03.370 --> 00:20:06.081
You know that I love you.

00:20:06.165 --> 00:20:07.249
It's just...

00:20:09.710 --> 00:20:12.671
Can't we just leave things
the way they are?

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:20.012
Just for a while.

00:20:20.137 --> 00:20:22.723
Hey, sis.
How was the Starlight Room?

00:20:25.517 --> 00:20:27.102
What, he didn't ask?

00:20:27.186 --> 00:20:30.439
oh, yeah, he asked.
Barely.

00:20:33.108 --> 00:20:36.945
Anne, I'm confused. Shouldn't we be
phoning home and popping the champagne?

00:20:37.029 --> 00:20:39.281
He botched it!

00:20:39.364 --> 00:20:42.868
The worst proposal.
Really!

00:20:42.910 --> 00:20:45.913
Maybe the worst proposal
of all time.

00:20:45.996 --> 00:20:48.582
But you love the guy.
How bad could it be?

00:20:48.665 --> 00:20:51.084
How's this for romantic?

00:20:51.168 --> 00:20:53.629
"You win".

00:20:53.712 --> 00:20:55.797
- You win what?
- Nothing.

00:20:55.881 --> 00:20:57.341
Just "you win".

00:20:57.424 --> 00:21:00.427
Like the last three years
have been a poker game...

00:21:00.511 --> 00:21:04.014
and I was holding
whatever it is that you hold...

00:21:04.097 --> 00:21:05.432
when you win.

00:21:05.516 --> 00:21:08.060
"You win".
God, that's brutal.

00:21:09.728 --> 00:21:11.772
Could you stop saying it,
please?

00:21:17.402 --> 00:21:18.820
Stop it!

00:21:20.906 --> 00:21:24.201
- Was he hammered?
- You'd think so. No.

00:21:24.284 --> 00:21:26.829
Everything was perfect.
Really perfect.

00:21:26.912 --> 00:21:30.624
You know, the music and the view.

00:21:30.707 --> 00:21:33.418
Everything but his proposal.

00:21:33.502 --> 00:21:37.089
Maybe he wrote down a beautiful speech
on a small piece of paper...

00:21:37.172 --> 00:21:38.465
and lost it.

00:21:38.507 --> 00:21:40.551
Natalie.

00:21:40.634 --> 00:21:45.681
This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing,
and not just for me... for him too.

00:21:45.764 --> 00:21:47.641
You know, all I wanted...

00:21:48.934 --> 00:21:52.312
was for him to want to do it right,
and he didn't.

00:21:52.396 --> 00:21:54.940
And that says everything.

00:21:57.150 --> 00:21:58.318
You get it.

00:22:07.244 --> 00:22:10.080
Do you know
that in the year 2020...

00:22:10.164 --> 00:22:13.000
women are gonna outnumber men
four to one?

00:22:13.041 --> 00:22:16.461
And you will only have
three childbearing years left.

00:22:17.296 --> 00:22:19.214
Anne, talk to him.

00:22:20.549 --> 00:22:21.884
Answer the phone.

00:23:09.806 --> 00:23:12.059
Here, another dozen roses.

00:23:12.142 --> 00:23:15.229
Gee, Jimmie,
like old times again, huh?

00:23:15.270 --> 00:23:17.022
Not quite.

00:23:17.064 --> 00:23:20.609
Look at you, savoring all of those
wild flings you had as a wolf.

00:23:20.692 --> 00:23:23.195
- I'm not savoring.
- At least he's romantic.

00:23:23.278 --> 00:23:25.280
When's the last time
you bought Rita flowers?

00:23:25.364 --> 00:23:27.407
She's allergic.

00:23:28.575 --> 00:23:31.286
Listen, instead of
sending a dozen a day...

00:23:31.370 --> 00:23:34.373
just send her
a couple hundred thousand at once.

00:23:34.456 --> 00:23:36.416
For all the good it'll do you.

00:23:36.458 --> 00:23:40.712
Max, I have him to give me this shit.
From you, I'd just like the flowers.

00:23:40.754 --> 00:23:42.047
okay.

00:23:42.089 --> 00:23:44.049
I'm just telling you,
man to man...

00:23:44.091 --> 00:23:46.718
what you said in the Starlight Room
was really bad.

00:23:46.760 --> 00:23:50.264
- If you wanna make up with someone...
- Just one second.

00:23:50.347 --> 00:23:52.057
Who told you?

00:23:52.099 --> 00:23:53.725
What does it matter?

00:23:53.809 --> 00:23:57.729
'Cause it's personal, and it's not
a story I want a lot of people knowing.

00:23:57.771 --> 00:23:59.898
Who told you
about the Starlight Room?

00:23:59.940 --> 00:24:02.609
What, the "shit or get off the pot"
proposal?

00:24:02.693 --> 00:24:05.153
- I heard about it from my dentist.
- Excuse me?

00:24:05.237 --> 00:24:07.239
My wife told me that story
last night.

00:24:07.322 --> 00:24:11.118
- Son of a bitch insulted Barry White.
- That was a woman singing, you idiot.

00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:14.913
My analyst couldn't stop mentioning it.
It's a bunch of crap, if you ask me.

00:24:14.997 --> 00:24:16.498
Who was there, you or me?

00:24:16.582 --> 00:24:18.500
My best friend's
stepsister's cousin...

00:24:18.584 --> 00:24:19.918
was the maitre 'd.

00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:22.462
You should know, Jimmie.

00:24:22.546 --> 00:24:26.258
Your proposal, it's become
an instant urban legend.

00:24:29.469 --> 00:24:32.598
I'd hate to think what happens
if this gets back to my grandfather.

00:24:35.017 --> 00:24:36.143
Amen.

00:24:36.226 --> 00:24:40.480
They said he had no pulse,
no brain waves, nothing.

00:24:40.564 --> 00:24:42.649
Then he opened his eyes...

00:24:42.733 --> 00:24:46.486
sat straight up
and called the doctor a scum-sucker.

00:24:47.654 --> 00:24:50.908
After death?
Is that possible?

00:24:50.991 --> 00:24:52.910
They said it was a reflex.

00:25:03.128 --> 00:25:04.713
How you holding up?

00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:07.549
That's funny.

00:25:07.633 --> 00:25:11.887
He was a difficult guy. I don't
know anyone that actually liked him.

00:25:11.970 --> 00:25:14.765
But he was the only family
I had left.

00:25:14.848 --> 00:25:17.267
Jimmie, can I see you a second?

00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:25.108
Well...

00:25:25.192 --> 00:25:27.110
he's with God now.

00:25:29.530 --> 00:25:32.783
Any chance you could come
to the office tomorrow morning?

00:25:32.866 --> 00:25:35.285
- Yeah. Is anything wrong?
- No, not at all.

00:25:35.369 --> 00:25:39.039
As you know, I'm executor
of your grandfather's will.

00:25:39.081 --> 00:25:42.835
He videotaped it a few years back.
Very hush-hush.

00:25:42.918 --> 00:25:45.170
Guess we oughta take a look.

00:25:45.254 --> 00:25:46.922
I'll be there.

00:25:52.636 --> 00:25:54.054
Human condi...

00:25:58.475 --> 00:26:01.186
Can I have a minute, please?

00:26:01.270 --> 00:26:02.688
Alone?

00:26:05.858 --> 00:26:07.860
Thank you.

00:26:16.243 --> 00:26:18.537
I'm sorry about your granddad.

00:26:20.998 --> 00:26:22.958
These are beautiful.

00:26:38.932 --> 00:26:43.437
okay. I just wanted
to tell you I was sorry.

00:26:43.520 --> 00:26:44.646
Where are you going?

00:26:44.730 --> 00:26:45.814
Gonna go...

00:26:46.607 --> 00:26:48.317
water my apartment.

00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:50.903
So, where does that leave us?

00:26:53.488 --> 00:26:56.158
Let's just say
the door's not closed.

00:26:56.241 --> 00:26:57.910
So it's open.

00:26:57.993 --> 00:26:59.119
No.

00:26:59.953 --> 00:27:01.330
It's ajar.

00:27:01.371 --> 00:27:03.665
okay, so I'm at
this mystery door.

00:27:03.749 --> 00:27:05.459
What if I push it open?

00:27:06.585 --> 00:27:08.086
Can't be pushed.

00:27:08.170 --> 00:27:09.630
How about if I knock?

00:27:10.964 --> 00:27:13.884
If it's a nice knock,
I might answer.

00:27:17.554 --> 00:27:20.015
You can close that door
behind you.

00:27:23.060 --> 00:27:25.521
Before I read
my last will and testament...

00:27:25.604 --> 00:27:28.941
I just want to make
one or two observations...

00:27:28.982 --> 00:27:32.945
to them who whatsoever
should be listening.

00:27:34.321 --> 00:27:36.156
I'm now old...

00:27:36.198 --> 00:27:39.159
and one day you too
are gonna be old...

00:27:39.201 --> 00:27:43.163
and you'll spend
half your time sleepin'...

00:27:43.205 --> 00:27:45.916
and the other half eatin'.

00:27:45.999 --> 00:27:47.918
That was delicious.

00:27:48.001 --> 00:27:50.379
And then you'll die.

00:27:51.630 --> 00:27:52.881
Ever the gentleman.

00:27:52.965 --> 00:27:54.633
Don't shush me.

00:27:54.716 --> 00:27:57.177
- Guys.
- l, James Shannon the first...

00:27:58.303 --> 00:28:00.722
What the hell are you doin'?

00:28:00.806 --> 00:28:02.891
Who told you to zoom in?

00:28:02.975 --> 00:28:04.685
Back off!

00:28:06.728 --> 00:28:08.021
oh, for Pete's sake.

00:28:08.105 --> 00:28:10.858
I hereby bequeath
my entire estate...

00:28:10.941 --> 00:28:12.860
- "Estate".
- to my grandson...

00:28:12.901 --> 00:28:15.404
James Shannon the third.

00:28:16.530 --> 00:28:19.408
That's a few thousand shares...

00:28:19.491 --> 00:28:21.827
and quite a large stake...

00:28:21.869 --> 00:28:24.872
in USDA cows.

00:28:24.955 --> 00:28:26.707
Stake.
Yeah, well, that's...

00:28:26.790 --> 00:28:29.459
No pun intended.

00:28:29.543 --> 00:28:34.173
Thanks to the exemplary eating habits
of my fellow Americans...

00:28:35.507 --> 00:28:39.094
my entire net worth today...

00:28:39.178 --> 00:28:41.805
is just over...

00:28:41.889 --> 00:28:44.933
a hundred million dollars.

00:28:45.767 --> 00:28:49.897
That is a pretty hefty piece...

00:28:49.938 --> 00:28:52.191
of "boof borgeegnon".

00:28:54.776 --> 00:28:56.069
Yeah.

00:29:00.115 --> 00:29:01.700
Breathe, fellas.

00:29:04.369 --> 00:29:06.246
You want me to rewind?

00:29:06.330 --> 00:29:08.957
Do you want me to pause?
okay.

00:29:09.041 --> 00:29:11.627
A hundred million dollars.

00:29:11.710 --> 00:29:16.048
No? Then we'll talk
about the conditions.

00:29:16.089 --> 00:29:18.550
What is this, Brewster's Millions?

00:29:18.592 --> 00:29:20.802
- Throw 'em at us!
- You and me both!

00:29:20.886 --> 00:29:22.137
Keep it down!

00:29:22.221 --> 00:29:26.391
Now, you moron.
Now's the time you can come in on me.

00:29:26.433 --> 00:29:28.268
Come on!

00:29:28.352 --> 00:29:30.103
The conditions are...

00:29:30.187 --> 00:29:32.439
that he gets married...

00:29:32.523 --> 00:29:35.609
that, to guarantee that the union...

00:29:35.692 --> 00:29:38.403
isn't some shabby scam...

00:29:38.487 --> 00:29:42.491
he and his wife remain married
for at least ten years...

00:29:42.574 --> 00:29:45.828
- Ten years?
- one, zero...

00:29:45.911 --> 00:29:50.582
spending no more than
one night apart each month...

00:29:50.624 --> 00:29:54.169
and that within five years...

00:29:54.253 --> 00:29:59.466
they produce
genetically verifiable offspring!

00:30:00.551 --> 00:30:03.262
- I'd like to leave my grandson...
- No way.

00:30:03.303 --> 00:30:05.097
with one final thought.

00:30:05.138 --> 00:30:06.598
Jimmie boy...

00:30:07.850 --> 00:30:09.768
if you don't get married...

00:30:09.810 --> 00:30:14.064
before 6:05 p.m....

00:30:14.147 --> 00:30:16.650
on your 30th birthday...

00:30:16.692 --> 00:30:21.321
that was the time
you came into this world...

00:30:21.405 --> 00:30:23.866
you're gonna get cut off...

00:30:23.949 --> 00:30:26.618
without a goddamn cent and f...

00:30:29.621 --> 00:30:31.999
I think we get the gist.

00:30:32.082 --> 00:30:34.001
So when is the wedding?

00:30:35.669 --> 00:30:37.713
oh, no.

00:30:37.796 --> 00:30:40.382
The night we saw you
at the showroom...

00:30:40.465 --> 00:30:42.968
you were on your way to...

00:30:43.010 --> 00:30:45.888
The Starlight Room?
That was you?

00:30:45.971 --> 00:30:49.558
Yep. That's right.
I defiled the Starlight Room.

00:30:49.641 --> 00:30:52.519
And you know what?
I'm glad.

00:30:52.561 --> 00:30:54.313
Forget the Starlight Room!

00:30:54.354 --> 00:30:57.733
Besides, I am gonna marry Anne.

00:30:57.816 --> 00:31:01.320
I just have to reconcile myself
to the idea of marriage, that's all.

00:31:01.403 --> 00:31:05.866
Well, you'd better start reconciling.
Your birthday is soon, right? Next week?

00:31:05.949 --> 00:31:07.659
No, it's not next week.

00:31:07.743 --> 00:31:09.328
Thank God.

00:31:09.369 --> 00:31:11.163
It's tomorrow.

00:31:12.956 --> 00:31:17.503
It's set. Gluckman got us the licenses
and my Uncle Gus lent me a limo.

00:31:17.586 --> 00:31:20.172
Let's get the lady next door.
She can play the organ.

00:31:20.214 --> 00:31:23.050
You think it's easy settin' up a wedding
in an hour and a half?

00:31:23.133 --> 00:31:27.054
You're lucky the priest at
my grandmother's nursing home was free.

00:31:28.639 --> 00:31:30.599
Yeah, well, there are limits.

00:31:38.148 --> 00:31:41.109
What kind of dumb bitch
lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?

00:31:42.152 --> 00:31:43.612
What are you babbling about?

00:31:43.695 --> 00:31:47.199
She gets a great guy like that
and lets him slip through her fingers.

00:31:47.241 --> 00:31:49.701
Natalie, mind your own business.

00:31:49.743 --> 00:31:51.745
I'm just thinking out loud.

00:31:51.787 --> 00:31:56.083
He probably just tossed her up on
that piece of wood and said, "You win".

00:31:56.166 --> 00:31:57.417
There's the priest.

00:31:57.459 --> 00:31:59.586
- What do you feel right now?
- Well...

00:31:59.670 --> 00:32:00.879
Get over it!

00:32:00.921 --> 00:32:03.966
You're marrying the woman you love
and inheriting a fortune.

00:32:04.049 --> 00:32:06.969
It's not like you're meeting
the Grim Reaper.

00:32:09.054 --> 00:32:11.098
Jimmie Shannon?

00:32:11.181 --> 00:32:12.891
I've come for you.

00:32:13.976 --> 00:32:16.895
- Bye.
- Hey, what's that smell?

00:32:17.813 --> 00:32:19.773
You're wearing his aftershave,
aren't you?

00:32:19.815 --> 00:32:23.777
No. It's probably some just left
on the sweater or something.

00:32:23.861 --> 00:32:25.571
Right. Yeah.

00:32:25.654 --> 00:32:28.240
Have fun at Mom and Dad's.

00:32:28.323 --> 00:32:31.910
I'm really sorry that I can't be there
for all the anniversary stuff.

00:32:31.994 --> 00:32:35.289
Yeah, I can see
how heartbroken you are.

00:32:35.330 --> 00:32:37.124
Bye.

00:32:37.875 --> 00:32:40.127
So, how's my grandmother?

00:32:44.047 --> 00:32:45.966
Should I tell her
about the money?

00:32:46.049 --> 00:32:48.594
Are you kidding me?
You're thinking of not?

00:32:48.677 --> 00:32:51.763
Do you really want to
start your marriage off with a lie?

00:32:51.847 --> 00:32:54.808
No, but she's gonna kill me
if I tell her.

00:32:54.892 --> 00:32:56.435
Anybody would.

00:32:56.518 --> 00:32:58.478
Your call, man.

00:33:01.231 --> 00:33:03.483
Give me one of those mints.

00:33:03.567 --> 00:33:07.779
You think she's gonna say, "I'm not
marrying you till you brush your teeth?"

00:33:30.511 --> 00:33:33.222
It would be a very great honor
to have your hand...

00:33:33.305 --> 00:33:36.642
Yes. I will. I do. Whatever.
Is this thing real?

00:33:36.683 --> 00:33:38.310
Yeah.
Think she'll say yes?

00:33:38.352 --> 00:33:40.812
I don't know. Suddenly
she's gotten really particular.

00:33:40.854 --> 00:33:42.481
I can't think why.

00:33:42.523 --> 00:33:45.108
Good thing you'll have three weeks
to rehearse.

00:33:45.192 --> 00:33:46.360
Three weeks?

00:33:46.401 --> 00:33:49.530
Hot assignment in Athens.
She left a half hour ago.

00:33:50.489 --> 00:33:52.074
Heliport.

00:33:52.157 --> 00:33:55.661
Hey.
Running looks desperate.

00:33:58.831 --> 00:34:02.709
- The heliport!
- Jimmie! You might need the ring.

00:34:34.783 --> 00:34:36.743
I'm outta here.

00:34:43.833 --> 00:34:45.252
Anne!

00:34:49.089 --> 00:34:52.467
What are you doing?
I tried to call you at the office, but...

00:34:52.551 --> 00:34:54.803
Do you have a minute?

00:34:54.887 --> 00:34:57.389
Yeah, I've got a minute.
What...

00:34:58.557 --> 00:34:59.808
What are you doing?

00:35:00.517 --> 00:35:04.771
Anne, would you do me
the great honor of marrying me?

00:35:04.855 --> 00:35:06.106
What?

00:35:06.190 --> 00:35:10.360
- Would you do me the great honor...
- I heard you. But why now?

00:35:10.444 --> 00:35:13.280
Just say yes, all right?
Please.

00:35:13.322 --> 00:35:15.657
I really, really want you to.

00:35:15.741 --> 00:35:18.076
Well, that's definitely
an improvement.

00:35:18.160 --> 00:35:19.745
Is that a yes?

00:35:39.264 --> 00:35:41.183
What's going on?

00:35:41.266 --> 00:35:43.936
Nothing's going on.
I love you.

00:35:44.019 --> 00:35:48.607
Yeah, I know that, but what's with
the traveling wedding party?

00:35:48.649 --> 00:35:51.985
What's the point of waiting?
Let's just do it. Today. Now.

00:35:52.820 --> 00:35:54.154
Right now now?

00:35:54.238 --> 00:35:56.698
Trust me.
We gotta seize the moment.

00:35:56.782 --> 00:36:01.495
What's important is that I love you
and I want to spend my life with you.

00:36:01.537 --> 00:36:03.664
- You're sure?
- Yes.

00:36:03.747 --> 00:36:06.708
You're sure
you want to tie the knot?

00:36:06.750 --> 00:36:08.502
You're really sure?

00:36:08.585 --> 00:36:11.129
You wanna get hitched?

00:36:11.213 --> 00:36:15.676
You wanna strap on
the old ball and chain?

00:36:20.722 --> 00:36:25.310
Mm-hmm. See, now, there's
the Jimmie Shannon that I know.

00:36:26.395 --> 00:36:28.856
Where are you going?

00:36:28.897 --> 00:36:30.899
You should've seen
what I just saw.

00:36:30.983 --> 00:36:32.734
What did you just see?

00:36:33.652 --> 00:36:34.862
A bachelor.

00:36:35.737 --> 00:36:38.907
- What are you talking about?
- You're not ready.

00:36:38.991 --> 00:36:42.202
of course I'm ready!
I'm standing at a helipad in my tuxedo!

00:36:42.286 --> 00:36:44.329
No, you're not ready.

00:36:44.413 --> 00:36:46.790
Don't you understand?

00:36:46.874 --> 00:36:49.334
I don't know
if you'll ever be ready.

00:36:51.420 --> 00:36:53.338
You've won.

00:37:19.072 --> 00:37:20.365
What the hell happened?

00:37:20.449 --> 00:37:22.701
oh, Jimmie got a look.

00:37:22.743 --> 00:37:25.245
A look?
I don't understand.

00:37:25.287 --> 00:37:27.789
He was wallowing
in bachelor memories again.

00:37:27.831 --> 00:37:29.291
I still don't understand.

00:37:29.374 --> 00:37:31.793
It's over. She took
an assignment in Athens.

00:37:31.877 --> 00:37:33.962
- I tried to persuade her, but...
- This is bad.

00:37:34.046 --> 00:37:35.464
Very bad.

00:37:35.547 --> 00:37:38.133
A hundred million dollars bad.

00:37:38.217 --> 00:37:41.970
The Shannon legend continues.
The Starlight Room, now the helipad.

00:37:42.054 --> 00:37:44.681
Can you show me the look?
Was it...

00:37:45.766 --> 00:37:47.184
or...

00:37:47.267 --> 00:37:49.895
I don't know,
'cause I didn't see it.

00:37:49.978 --> 00:37:54.399
I'm sorry about the money, but
the woman I love just walked out on me.

00:37:54.441 --> 00:37:55.901
Maybe forever.

00:37:55.943 --> 00:37:57.903
You can't walk away from that money.

00:37:57.945 --> 00:37:59.696
You saw that video.

00:37:59.780 --> 00:38:03.951
If you don't get married, you're cut off
without a goddamn cent and f...

00:38:05.619 --> 00:38:08.789
So I won't get the money.
I've been fine without it so far.

00:38:08.831 --> 00:38:10.249
You don't understand.

00:38:10.332 --> 00:38:15.128
The will provides that all assets
are to be sold for cash...

00:38:15.170 --> 00:38:17.130
including Shannon Billiards.

00:38:20.592 --> 00:38:22.970
Can't wait till we're alone.

00:38:23.011 --> 00:38:27.599
Welcome onboard Virgin Atlantic Airways
nonstop service to London...

00:38:27.641 --> 00:38:29.309
- I love you.
- continuing on to Athens.

00:38:29.351 --> 00:38:33.313
our flying time will be
approximately 18 hours.

00:38:33.355 --> 00:38:36.608
Will all ground crew
please leave the plane.

00:38:36.650 --> 00:38:39.653
Are you saying oden Sports
could buy the company?

00:38:39.695 --> 00:38:43.574
I'm telling you
oden Sports will buy the company.

00:38:43.657 --> 00:38:45.742
These guys are like locusts.

00:38:45.826 --> 00:38:48.745
They buy you out, lay people off
and strip the place clean.

00:38:48.829 --> 00:38:51.665
- The plant will be gone within a week.
- We're screwed.

00:38:51.707 --> 00:38:53.375
Not necessarily.

00:38:54.835 --> 00:38:56.879
You have until just after 6:00
tomorrow night.

00:38:56.962 --> 00:38:58.672
That makes, what...

00:38:59.923 --> 00:39:01.550
27 hours and change.

00:39:03.385 --> 00:39:05.387
Find someone to marry.

00:39:06.221 --> 00:39:08.390
Fine. I'll get married
just for you.

00:39:08.473 --> 00:39:12.186
Well, I'd be happy to entertain
any better ideas.

00:39:12.269 --> 00:39:13.520
Anyone?

00:39:17.441 --> 00:39:18.859
I'm not hearing anything.

00:39:18.942 --> 00:39:21.862
Hear this.
I found someone to marry.

00:39:21.945 --> 00:39:24.573
Not to be callous, Jimmie...

00:39:24.656 --> 00:39:27.493
but Anne already
told you "no" twice.

00:39:27.534 --> 00:39:29.495
They're right, Jim.

00:39:29.578 --> 00:39:33.373
You made the decision
not to tell Anne about the money.

00:39:33.457 --> 00:39:34.875
over is over.

00:39:36.543 --> 00:39:40.547
Sid and I are seeing
one of your ex's tonight.

00:39:40.631 --> 00:39:43.675
She's organizing the fund-raising ball
at the Steinard.

00:39:45.260 --> 00:39:47.429
- Buckley?
- Not Buckley.

00:39:47.513 --> 00:39:50.015
So it won't be Buckley.
Find someone else.

00:39:50.098 --> 00:39:52.226
I'm sorry.
Jobs come and go. Businesses too.

00:39:52.309 --> 00:39:55.229
But Anne is...
There's only one Anne.

00:39:55.312 --> 00:40:00.234
It's real easy for you three to tell me
to walk away from the woman I love...

00:40:00.317 --> 00:40:03.153
but this is my life
we're talking about.

00:40:03.237 --> 00:40:04.530
My life.

00:40:06.198 --> 00:40:07.866
Surprise!

00:40:07.950 --> 00:40:09.868
For he's a jolly good fellow

00:40:09.910 --> 00:40:13.080
For he's a jolly good fellow

00:40:13.163 --> 00:40:16.208
For he's a jolly good fellow

00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:17.960
Which nobody can deny

00:40:20.754 --> 00:40:22.798
What about their lives?

00:40:22.881 --> 00:40:25.342
This time next week
they'll be out of jobs.

00:40:25.425 --> 00:40:28.428
over 200 families
without providers.

00:40:28.512 --> 00:40:31.431
Women thrown out
in the freezing cold.

00:40:31.515 --> 00:40:34.560
Children going to bed
on empty stomachs.

00:40:34.601 --> 00:40:38.397
Well, if you're really
gonna close down the plant...

00:40:39.731 --> 00:40:42.609
now's the time to do it.

00:40:42.651 --> 00:40:46.613
For he's a jolly good fellow

00:40:46.697 --> 00:40:49.575
Which nobody can deny

00:40:50.284 --> 00:40:52.161
Big 3-0 tomorrow!

00:40:55.706 --> 00:40:57.624
Let's go have some cake!

00:41:01.253 --> 00:41:03.046
As I recall...

00:41:03.130 --> 00:41:07.426
the first ten years of marriage
fly by like no time at all.

00:41:07.509 --> 00:41:09.136
Really?

00:41:09.219 --> 00:41:10.470
No.

00:41:16.643 --> 00:41:19.188
I don't want to talk about it.

00:41:19.271 --> 00:41:20.814
okay.

00:41:35.662 --> 00:41:38.624
- What are you doing?
- Cooking.

00:41:39.374 --> 00:41:40.834
What are you making?

00:41:45.297 --> 00:41:47.341
Is it me?

00:41:47.424 --> 00:41:52.721
I mean, am I just really bad
at being proposed to?

00:41:58.477 --> 00:42:00.521
It couldn't have been worse
than "you win".

00:42:00.604 --> 00:42:03.065
Don't underestimate the guy.

00:42:03.148 --> 00:42:04.858
That shithead!

00:42:04.942 --> 00:42:08.195
He can't commit.
He can't commit. It's over.

00:42:08.237 --> 00:42:11.698
What do you mean, he can't commit?
He's constantly asking you to marry him.

00:42:11.740 --> 00:42:15.202
But you're not there when he does it.
You don't see what happens to him.

00:42:15.244 --> 00:42:17.204
He completely goes to pieces.

00:42:17.246 --> 00:42:20.207
His jaw locks, his eyes get all big,
he starts fidgeting...

00:42:20.249 --> 00:42:22.209
and he completely goes
to this other place.

00:42:22.251 --> 00:42:26.255
It's like he's not even there!
He's not even there!

00:42:27.673 --> 00:42:29.341
I know what you need.

00:42:34.304 --> 00:42:37.349
- I'm not going home with you.
- Come on. Please?

00:42:37.432 --> 00:42:39.476
It'll be good for you.

00:42:39.560 --> 00:42:44.022
Being with them will make whatever
you're going through feel like nothing.

00:42:46.316 --> 00:42:50.779
okay. But if they start,
you're taking me out drinking.

00:42:50.821 --> 00:42:52.364
Deal.

00:42:54.283 --> 00:42:56.869
Come on, gorilla.
We in Manila.

00:42:56.910 --> 00:42:59.872
Come on, gorilla!
This is the thrilla!

00:43:27.107 --> 00:43:29.526
Well, well.

00:43:31.487 --> 00:43:33.947
Well, this is quite a collection.

00:43:33.989 --> 00:43:37.075
Let's land you a trophy wife.

00:43:40.829 --> 00:43:42.789
- How about Monique?
- No. Dull.

00:43:45.167 --> 00:43:47.127
It's between Stacey and Zoe.

00:43:48.754 --> 00:43:51.423
Stacey was terrific, but...

00:43:51.465 --> 00:43:53.592
Zoe was always there for me.

00:43:53.634 --> 00:43:55.594
Clingy, I think you said.

00:43:55.677 --> 00:43:58.931
Forget about "there for you".
Who do you want to spend your life with?

00:43:59.014 --> 00:44:01.016
Anne.

00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:04.770
Choose.

00:44:07.523 --> 00:44:08.816
Stacey.

00:44:45.853 --> 00:44:48.814
Jimmie Shannon!
Long time no see.

00:44:48.856 --> 00:44:51.984
Too long.
You look beautiful.

00:44:52.025 --> 00:44:54.820
The hair.
That's new, isn't it?

00:44:54.862 --> 00:44:56.822
Said like a true guy.

00:44:56.864 --> 00:44:59.032
So, pull up a chair.

00:45:01.410 --> 00:45:04.872
- Quiet in your pit today, huh?
- It's the oPEC conference, so we wait.

00:45:04.955 --> 00:45:07.708
It's not a great day
for a tour of the exchange.

00:45:09.543 --> 00:45:12.045
That's not exactly why I'm here.

00:45:13.046 --> 00:45:15.007
This is gonna seem sudden...

00:45:15.048 --> 00:45:19.219
but something completely unexpected
came up and I thought about you...

00:45:19.303 --> 00:45:20.846
because of...

00:45:21.597 --> 00:45:24.183
I've always had great memories
of when we dated.

00:45:26.268 --> 00:45:27.936
Me too.

00:45:28.020 --> 00:45:30.189
The thing is, my grandfather
passed away last week...

00:45:30.230 --> 00:45:32.566
I'm so sorry.

00:45:32.649 --> 00:45:34.067
Kuwait walked out!

00:45:35.861 --> 00:45:38.530
Buy! Buy!
Fourteen contracts!

00:45:38.614 --> 00:45:41.200
Fourteen contracts, right here!

00:45:43.869 --> 00:45:45.871
Nineteen bought! Done!

00:45:45.954 --> 00:45:47.915
You were saying
about your grandfather.

00:45:47.956 --> 00:45:50.918
He left me some money.
A lot, actually.

00:45:50.959 --> 00:45:52.586
Five!

00:45:52.669 --> 00:45:53.962
A hundred million dollars.

00:45:54.046 --> 00:45:55.756
Sell it!

00:45:55.797 --> 00:45:57.549
But there's a condition.

00:45:57.633 --> 00:45:59.051
Size! Size!

00:45:59.092 --> 00:46:00.886
Six! Five! Five!

00:46:00.969 --> 00:46:02.804
- Up five...
- Here's the deal.

00:46:02.888 --> 00:46:05.390
To get the inheritance,
I gotta be married tomorrow.

00:46:05.474 --> 00:46:08.060
I know it's sudden,
but are you interested?

00:46:17.319 --> 00:46:18.570
She's engaged.

00:46:18.654 --> 00:46:20.239
Engaged or married?

00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:23.283
- 'Cause if she's only engaged...
- Forget about it.

00:46:23.325 --> 00:46:24.618
It ain't happening.

00:46:24.660 --> 00:46:27.120
So you'll marry Zoe.

00:46:27.204 --> 00:46:29.289
She was always there for you
anyway.

00:46:31.375 --> 00:46:33.001
Zoe!

00:46:33.085 --> 00:46:34.753
Can't breathe.

00:46:34.795 --> 00:46:36.547
Me either!

00:46:36.630 --> 00:46:39.925
oh, I'm so excited.
I can't believe this is happening.

00:46:40.008 --> 00:46:41.927
I've waited so long.

00:46:43.971 --> 00:46:46.473
What about what's-her-face?

00:46:47.641 --> 00:46:49.309
Anne.

00:46:59.903 --> 00:47:01.155
She said no.

00:47:01.238 --> 00:47:05.159
oh, I am just so thrilled
that you would think of me next.

00:47:08.829 --> 00:47:10.664
oh, my God.

00:47:10.706 --> 00:47:12.666
How far down the list am I?

00:47:13.792 --> 00:47:16.170
Third.
But what does that matter?

00:47:16.211 --> 00:47:19.173
I'm here because of
all the wonderful times we had together.

00:47:20.549 --> 00:47:23.010
We did have
some pretty magical times.

00:47:24.636 --> 00:47:28.348
In between you leaving me every
now and then, saying I was too clingy.

00:47:28.432 --> 00:47:31.351
Zoe, I'm sorry.
I just...

00:47:31.435 --> 00:47:36.648
If you forgive me now and marry me,
I promise I will never leave you again.

00:47:36.732 --> 00:47:40.819
Swear to God that you will
stay by my side always?

00:47:40.903 --> 00:47:44.156
It'll just be you and me forever?

00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:46.700
Come on, Natalie.
We'll miss the train.

00:47:47.784 --> 00:47:48.869
Anne?

00:48:14.019 --> 00:48:16.480
I thought you were Anne.
I'm sorry.

00:48:16.563 --> 00:48:18.357
Zoe!

00:48:20.442 --> 00:48:23.403
Clingy!
He calls me clingy!

00:48:24.571 --> 00:48:26.532
Must be a fire sale.

00:48:37.501 --> 00:48:41.046
I can't believe you.
Zoe was a lock. A lock!

00:48:41.129 --> 00:48:45.759
only one man would tell a broad she's
third on his list while he's proposing...

00:48:45.843 --> 00:48:47.094
Jimmie Shannon!

00:48:47.177 --> 00:48:48.929
She burned me in effigy.

00:48:49.012 --> 00:48:51.640
Rita bites her nails.
You adjust.

00:48:57.980 --> 00:48:59.398
What's this one's name?

00:49:00.274 --> 00:49:01.400
llana?

00:49:02.109 --> 00:49:03.277
Love llana!

00:49:03.360 --> 00:49:06.572
Cute, funny.
A bit theatrical, but she'll do.

00:49:06.655 --> 00:49:10.617
Hey, if you happen to see Anne again,
just remember...

00:49:10.701 --> 00:49:13.203
she's on a plane to Athens.

00:49:13.287 --> 00:49:17.249
Hey, not your shade of green, jerk-off?
Come on! What am I doin' here?

00:49:18.333 --> 00:49:21.253
The Napa Express
is in the station...

00:49:21.295 --> 00:49:24.423
and continuing on to Redding
and Portland, oregon.

00:49:24.506 --> 00:49:29.261
The Napa Express is departing
immediately at 7:23.

00:49:29.344 --> 00:49:30.804
All aboard!

00:49:45.027 --> 00:49:46.778
Anne?

00:50:05.589 --> 00:50:06.924
What are you doing?

00:50:07.007 --> 00:50:09.843
I'm documenting my first day
of being single.

00:50:09.927 --> 00:50:13.597
- Great, because we just missed our cab.
- You know, I'm really lucky.

00:50:13.680 --> 00:50:18.143
I came that close to making
the biggest mistake of my life.

00:50:18.227 --> 00:50:19.520
That close.

00:50:21.230 --> 00:50:22.564
That close.

00:50:22.648 --> 00:50:26.151
Come on and tell
the nice cab man.

00:50:35.869 --> 00:50:38.956
- I thought you said she was dying.
- She is dying.

00:51:10.362 --> 00:51:11.864
Perfect.

00:51:21.331 --> 00:51:23.041
Encore! Encore!

00:51:26.628 --> 00:51:28.797
- Keep the change.
- From a 20?

00:51:28.881 --> 00:51:32.384
- Wasn't that a four-dollar cab ride?
- The poor guy had to listen to you.

00:51:32.426 --> 00:51:37.097
You think he went to work thinking, "l
hope I find out about Anne and Jimmie".

00:51:37.181 --> 00:51:40.058
I'm sorry.
I'm stopping. I'm stopping!

00:51:40.100 --> 00:51:42.811
Not another word out of me
about Jimmie.

00:51:43.937 --> 00:51:47.065
But let's not talk about this
with them.

00:51:47.149 --> 00:51:50.068
- 'Cause I just...
- Please, God, make it stop.

00:51:55.157 --> 00:51:56.909
- Happy anniversary!
- Thank you.

00:51:56.992 --> 00:51:59.286
I'll get the bags.

00:51:59.328 --> 00:52:02.289
Dale, missing you already.

00:52:07.961 --> 00:52:10.923
okay, how can I say this
politely?

00:52:10.964 --> 00:52:15.010
If you hadn't walked in here just now,
I'd have forgotten you even existed.

00:52:16.345 --> 00:52:19.306
I mean, Joey,
you strut onto my stage...

00:52:19.348 --> 00:52:23.602
and dangle money in front of my face
like I'm gonna swoon...

00:52:23.644 --> 00:52:26.855
when all I even remember about you
is we screwed a couple of times.

00:52:26.939 --> 00:52:31.485
And I recall thinking
you look nice with your shirt off.

00:52:31.568 --> 00:52:34.279
But then again, so do I.

00:52:34.321 --> 00:52:36.281
These are completely bent.
These suck.

00:52:36.323 --> 00:52:39.868
- She didn't remember you, huh?
- She did. Vaguely.

00:52:39.952 --> 00:52:42.371
oh, vaguely, that's good.

00:52:42.454 --> 00:52:45.874
I tell you, man,
what goes around, comes around.

00:52:45.958 --> 00:52:49.211
- I have no idea what you mean by that.
- Yeah, right.

00:52:49.294 --> 00:52:52.381
oh, it's my fault some girl
I hooked up with a few years back...

00:52:52.464 --> 00:52:54.716
isn't chomping at the bit
to marry me.

00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:57.135
What goes around, comes around.

00:52:57.219 --> 00:53:00.848
All right, man, come on.
We need a name and a number.

00:53:00.931 --> 00:53:02.182
Carolyn.

00:53:03.392 --> 00:53:05.352
oh, yeah,
the eternal student.

00:53:05.394 --> 00:53:08.981
The kids'll be bright. They'll have
no friends, but they'll be bright.

00:53:18.323 --> 00:53:22.744
I bet you've never even considered
the symbolism of a traditional wedding.

00:53:22.828 --> 00:53:26.206
Give me a break, Carolyn.
I was an Econ major.

00:53:26.248 --> 00:53:29.209
Then it's right up your alley,
because that's what it is.

00:53:29.293 --> 00:53:31.920
It is a ritualized
property transfer.

00:53:32.004 --> 00:53:36.216
Father-slash-seller arrives
with daughter-slash-property...

00:53:36.300 --> 00:53:41.930
who's wearing a white dress to guarantee
the merchandise is, you know, unspoiled.

00:53:42.014 --> 00:53:44.266
A religious figure
sanctifies the sale...

00:53:44.349 --> 00:53:46.268
and daughter-property
becomes wife-property.

00:53:46.351 --> 00:53:47.728
It's beautiful, really.

00:53:47.811 --> 00:53:49.354
It's precious.

00:53:49.396 --> 00:53:53.525
Look, this man-slash-potential groom
doesn't have the time-slash-energy...

00:53:53.609 --> 00:53:58.155
to put up with this feminist-slash-
pseudopsychological bullshit.

00:53:58.238 --> 00:54:00.282
Yes or no?

00:54:02.159 --> 00:54:04.077
Glad to see you still got balls.

00:54:04.161 --> 00:54:06.079
I don't believe in marriage.

00:54:06.163 --> 00:54:09.082
Neither do I.
That's the beauty of this offer.

00:54:09.166 --> 00:54:12.085
It's a marriage for people
who don't believe in marriage.

00:54:12.169 --> 00:54:15.005
Your outlook, Jimmie,
is so totally patriarchal...

00:54:15.088 --> 00:54:18.550
right down to these roses, which are
the classic male overture to seduction.

00:54:18.634 --> 00:54:22.137
I always thought of them as flowers.
They certainly smell like flowers.

00:54:22.221 --> 00:54:26.225
No, it's symbolism. They just
happen to be the plant's vagina.

00:54:27.809 --> 00:54:29.603
- Come on!
- It's true!

00:54:29.686 --> 00:54:33.482
That symbolism
is the reason men give flowers.

00:54:33.565 --> 00:54:37.194
Why would a man
give a woman a symbolic vagina?

00:54:37.277 --> 00:54:38.821
Why wouldn't he?

00:54:38.904 --> 00:54:42.324
It just happens to signal
that his intentions go beyond platonic.

00:54:42.407 --> 00:54:44.451
It lets her know
what he ultimately wants.

00:54:44.535 --> 00:54:48.121
Carolyn, I'm not interested
in your goddamn vagina, all right?

00:54:48.205 --> 00:54:50.249
I just wanna marry you!

00:55:18.277 --> 00:55:22.489
So, thinking ahead,
if Daphne says no, who do we go for?

00:55:22.531 --> 00:55:25.325
Be serious. We need Daphne.

00:55:25.367 --> 00:55:27.870
I mean, who's left, Monique?

00:55:27.911 --> 00:55:29.830
We need Daphne, all right?

00:55:29.913 --> 00:55:32.249
Monique is dull.

00:55:32.332 --> 00:55:37.296
Her life is eggplants
and bean sprouts...

00:55:37.379 --> 00:55:41.300
lettuce, Brussels sprouts,
broccoli.

00:55:53.270 --> 00:55:55.647
This is so exciting.

00:55:57.774 --> 00:55:59.985
- No peeking!
- oh, well, all right.

00:56:00.068 --> 00:56:01.904
No peeking?

00:56:01.987 --> 00:56:05.157
All right, there. okay.

00:56:09.536 --> 00:56:11.371
Go ahead. open the box.

00:56:13.415 --> 00:56:15.250
- I can't!
- Yes, you can!

00:56:15.334 --> 00:56:17.878
- open the box.
- open it!

00:56:17.961 --> 00:56:19.588
All right.

00:56:21.131 --> 00:56:24.927
It's so beautiful!

00:56:25.010 --> 00:56:26.970
You're so beautiful.

00:56:38.524 --> 00:56:39.608
Mom!

00:56:39.691 --> 00:56:41.944
That's why people
don't go out with you.

00:56:43.278 --> 00:56:46.698
Wait. I have to go
to the bathroom.

00:56:46.740 --> 00:56:48.367
Don't be too long.

00:56:49.827 --> 00:56:51.578
I'll be back as quick as I can.

00:57:01.463 --> 00:57:03.423
Missing you already!

00:57:03.507 --> 00:57:07.344
Natalie and I were talking about
going to get a drink, if that's okay.

00:57:07.427 --> 00:57:09.221
okay? You kidding?

00:57:11.223 --> 00:57:14.142
Your mother and I have got plenty
to keep ourselves amused.

00:57:14.226 --> 00:57:15.394
- Drink?
- Drink.

00:57:37.583 --> 00:57:39.751
Move aside.

00:57:43.046 --> 00:57:44.089
Through here.

00:57:45.132 --> 00:57:46.967
Come on.

00:57:47.009 --> 00:57:48.802
I got him from here.

00:57:48.886 --> 00:57:52.139
Get him the hell into cell six,
and nobody talks to him but me.

00:57:52.222 --> 00:57:53.599
You got it.

00:57:53.640 --> 00:57:56.477
Hey, hey, hey! You think I'm playing
some kind of game with you?

00:57:56.518 --> 00:57:58.770
I don't play good cop-bad cop.
It requires too much patience.

00:57:58.854 --> 00:58:01.440
I go straight to bad cop, worse cop.

00:58:01.482 --> 00:58:03.984
- Now behave!
- You heard the lady. Move it!

00:58:08.238 --> 00:58:10.449
- I see you're still enjoying your job.
- Yeah.

00:58:10.491 --> 00:58:12.993
You look great.

00:58:13.076 --> 00:58:15.496
- You lose some weight?
- Get that guy!

00:58:18.624 --> 00:58:23.170
Stay down, ya stinkin' mope, before
I hammer your nuts up to your tonsils!

00:58:26.632 --> 00:58:29.176
Twelve pounds. Can ya tell?

00:58:32.262 --> 00:58:35.682
- Would you relax?
- Relax? Let me get this straight.

00:58:35.724 --> 00:58:37.684
You're saying,
take this money...

00:58:37.768 --> 00:58:40.813
and give up any chance of ever
finding true and meaningful love?

00:58:40.854 --> 00:58:44.316
I'm only kind of saying that.

00:58:45.734 --> 00:58:47.402
What is wrong with you?

00:58:47.486 --> 00:58:50.364
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with you?

00:58:51.532 --> 00:58:53.575
Don't you want to marry
someone you love?

00:58:53.659 --> 00:58:58.080
Unfortunately, for me, at this point,
that is not an option.

00:58:58.121 --> 00:59:00.666
Well, fortunately,
for me, it is.

00:59:03.210 --> 00:59:08.173
I've always had this dream that I'd open
up my own restaurant and have this...

00:59:09.550 --> 00:59:11.176
You don't want to hear about this.

00:59:13.053 --> 00:59:16.557
I'd definitely like
to hear about this.

00:59:16.640 --> 00:59:18.642
It'd be more than a restaurant.

00:59:18.725 --> 00:59:20.686
It'd be more like
a new approach to food.

00:59:20.769 --> 00:59:23.772
Take salad. People hear "salad,"
and they think lettuce, right?

00:59:23.856 --> 00:59:27.025
And usually iceberg lettuce,
especially Americans.

00:59:27.109 --> 00:59:31.530
They don't realize all the different
varieties and kinds of lettuce...

00:59:31.613 --> 00:59:34.449
and all the things
that can be done...

00:59:34.533 --> 00:59:35.909
Brussels sprouts.

00:59:35.951 --> 00:59:39.454
People go through their day
kind of blah.

00:59:39.538 --> 00:59:41.748
But if they really
stopped and looked...

00:59:41.832 --> 00:59:46.753
they'd realize that the Brussels sprout
is more than another green vegetable.

00:59:46.795 --> 00:59:48.755
What it really is...

00:59:52.885 --> 00:59:54.261
Cabbage.

00:59:55.596 --> 00:59:57.890
How could you strike out six times?

00:59:57.973 --> 01:00:01.435
It hasn't been pretty.
on the last one he says he blanked.

01:00:01.518 --> 01:00:02.936
You mentioned the money?

01:00:03.020 --> 01:00:05.105
That's what happened, all right?

01:00:05.189 --> 01:00:09.485
I just lost my ability
to carry on a conversation.

01:00:09.568 --> 01:00:10.944
You used to date her!

01:00:11.028 --> 01:00:13.489
So what do you want me to do,
mime the proposal?

01:00:13.572 --> 01:00:16.200
- Yes!
- And you mentioned the money?

01:00:16.283 --> 01:00:18.911
What in hell kind of women
are these?

01:00:18.994 --> 01:00:21.288
Enough! All right?
Where is she?

01:00:24.082 --> 01:00:26.001
Buckley.

01:00:26.084 --> 01:00:29.546
okay, crunch time.
Seventh game of the World Series.

01:00:29.630 --> 01:00:32.674
Bottom of the ninth,
two outs, full count.

01:00:32.758 --> 01:00:36.303
This is our last chance.
There's no tomorrow. Got it?

01:00:36.386 --> 01:00:37.804
Four clichés ago.

01:00:37.846 --> 01:00:40.974
237 jobs, man, huh?

01:00:41.058 --> 01:00:43.227
Just give me
the damn symbolic vaginas.

01:00:45.312 --> 01:00:47.356
You are sick!

01:00:49.942 --> 01:00:52.319
Nice to see you, Buckley.

01:00:54.321 --> 01:00:56.281
- You didn't have to.
- Well, I wanted to.

01:00:56.323 --> 01:01:00.118
Truth is, ever since
we stopped dating...

01:01:00.202 --> 01:01:03.789
well, I've thought
about you a lot.

01:01:03.831 --> 01:01:07.167
And what have you been thinking?

01:01:07.209 --> 01:01:10.796
Well, I've been thinking that
of all the women I've dated...

01:01:10.879 --> 01:01:14.675
you are without question...

01:01:14.716 --> 01:01:16.176
the...

01:01:18.011 --> 01:01:19.638
most poised.

01:01:19.680 --> 01:01:21.723
I'm sure you're right.

01:01:21.807 --> 01:01:25.227
Yeah, and lately I've...

01:01:25.310 --> 01:01:27.980
realized I could use
more poise in my life.

01:01:29.982 --> 01:01:31.567
What are you doing?

01:01:31.650 --> 01:01:33.360
You must wonder
what we're doing here.

01:01:35.779 --> 01:01:39.449
Roy o'Dell told me
all about your grandfather's will.

01:01:39.533 --> 01:01:42.703
- I'll marry you.
- You will?

01:01:42.786 --> 01:01:45.831
Just like that?

01:01:45.914 --> 01:01:48.625
The Hale-Winter
family situation is eroding.

01:01:48.709 --> 01:01:50.836
We could use an infusion.

01:01:50.919 --> 01:01:53.755
Sacrifices must be made.

01:01:58.260 --> 01:01:59.344
Get up.

01:02:25.579 --> 01:02:27.956
okay. oh, my goodness.

01:02:34.046 --> 01:02:35.881
This is fun!

01:02:37.925 --> 01:02:40.761
I'd forgotten how much fun
this can be!

01:02:40.844 --> 01:02:43.764
It took you 22 San Miguels
to realize that?

01:02:44.932 --> 01:02:47.059
Really nice guys, huh?

01:02:47.142 --> 01:02:49.269
Viable choices.

01:03:09.289 --> 01:03:13.085
- Can I cut in?
- Yeah, cut in. Hi.

01:03:13.126 --> 01:03:15.003
oh, God.

01:03:19.675 --> 01:03:22.427
How come Mom and Dad
like each other so much?

01:03:22.469 --> 01:03:23.929
I know.

01:03:25.639 --> 01:03:29.184
It's hard to take,
but it would be really...

01:03:29.268 --> 01:03:32.271
- It would be really nice to have.
- Yeah.

01:03:33.313 --> 01:03:35.983
For those of us
who don't already have it.

01:03:39.111 --> 01:03:44.283
- Where's Marco?
- He went to pick up Buckley's dress.

01:03:45.409 --> 01:03:51.206
It's been on standby since the family
Picassos went up for auction.

01:03:51.290 --> 01:03:54.877
one hundred million dollars.

01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:56.378
one hundred million dollars.

01:03:57.796 --> 01:04:00.966
one, zero, zero, million dollars.

01:04:01.884 --> 01:04:05.179
Ten times ten million dollars.

01:04:05.220 --> 01:04:10.809
one hundred million dollars.

01:04:11.977 --> 01:04:14.229
Now, kid, just remember...

01:04:14.313 --> 01:04:17.149
Buckley can be very loving.

01:04:19.651 --> 01:04:24.406
Father, would you zip me, please?

01:04:41.215 --> 01:04:43.342
okay. I'm ready.

01:04:48.055 --> 01:04:51.850
- Assembled mourners...
- Wrong service, Father.

01:04:51.934 --> 01:04:53.894
Is it?

01:04:58.357 --> 01:05:01.485
one hundred million dollars.

01:05:01.568 --> 01:05:04.363
Dearest, any chance
you could say that silently?

01:05:04.404 --> 01:05:06.448
one hundred...
Why don't we skip the pet names?

01:05:06.532 --> 01:05:08.700
This is a business arrangement,
pure and simple.

01:05:08.742 --> 01:05:12.412
It's a little more than that. We'll
be spending a lot of time together.

01:05:12.496 --> 01:05:15.958
I don't see why. You'll keep your place
in the city. I'll stay in Marin.

01:05:16.041 --> 01:05:18.252
We'll see each other
when we absolutely need to.

01:05:18.335 --> 01:05:21.296
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...

01:05:21.380 --> 01:05:24.341
I'm sorry, Father. Roy, what did you
tell her about the will's provisions?

01:05:24.424 --> 01:05:28.887
I don't recall my exact words.

01:05:28.971 --> 01:05:31.640
We can only spend
one night apart a month.

01:05:33.142 --> 01:05:35.102
one night together a month.

01:05:38.856 --> 01:05:42.109
- Pardon me.
- Nice job.

01:05:49.408 --> 01:05:52.286
Does the will require
that we sleep in the same bed...

01:05:52.369 --> 01:05:54.830
or would, say,
twin beds create a problem?

01:05:54.913 --> 01:05:56.957
None at all.

01:05:57.040 --> 01:05:59.585
opposite wings
in an enormous manor?

01:05:59.668 --> 01:06:02.796
As long as you're
under the same roof.

01:06:12.514 --> 01:06:14.683
Continue, please, Father.

01:06:14.766 --> 01:06:16.351
Don't worry. We'll adjust.

01:06:17.436 --> 01:06:19.938
That will hardly be necessary. Three
years will be over before we know it.

01:06:19.980 --> 01:06:21.982
- Go ahead.
- oh, Lord.

01:06:22.024 --> 01:06:23.317
- Three?
- Go on.

01:06:23.400 --> 01:06:26.820
- To join these people in matrimony.
- Excuse me, Father.

01:06:29.990 --> 01:06:32.701
I may have misspoken.

01:06:32.784 --> 01:06:36.205
The marriage has to last longer.

01:06:37.122 --> 01:06:39.333
- Ten years.
- A decade?

01:06:41.668 --> 01:06:43.128
Pardon me.

01:06:51.220 --> 01:06:52.971
And in ten years, I go free?

01:06:53.013 --> 01:06:54.807
Free as a bird.

01:06:56.183 --> 01:06:58.894
- With my half of the estate?
- Yes.

01:07:08.278 --> 01:07:10.906
And I can live anywhere
and with anyone I want?

01:07:10.989 --> 01:07:15.702
If you choose, you can leave
the children and move to Afghanistan.

01:07:15.786 --> 01:07:17.704
- Do you, Jimmie...
- Children?

01:07:17.788 --> 01:07:19.540
Don't worry.
You have five years.

01:07:19.623 --> 01:07:22.084
Take this Buckley...

01:07:43.814 --> 01:07:45.399
one hundred million dollars.

01:07:47.317 --> 01:07:49.319
Children within five years.

01:07:52.698 --> 01:07:54.616
one hundred million dollars.

01:07:54.700 --> 01:07:56.618
Children within five years.

01:07:57.286 --> 01:07:58.996
one kid! That's all!

01:07:59.079 --> 01:08:03.000
Do like the English! As soon as he can
crawl, ship him off to boarding school.

01:08:03.083 --> 01:08:05.043
You can have an epidural!

01:08:07.129 --> 01:08:09.715
Roy, let's go!

01:08:09.798 --> 01:08:12.050
I've got to fill out
some paperwork.

01:08:13.260 --> 01:08:16.805
What paperwork?
What are you talking about?

01:08:16.889 --> 01:08:20.350
Freeze the company's accounts
to prepare it for sale.

01:08:20.434 --> 01:08:22.560
You're cuttin' us off
without a goddamn dime!

01:08:22.644 --> 01:08:24.938
You think I want to?

01:08:24.979 --> 01:08:27.941
We won't get paid without that money.
I'll lose my home.

01:08:28.024 --> 01:08:30.944
So if I act illegally,
I'll lose mine!

01:08:31.028 --> 01:08:34.238
You have three homes!

01:08:34.323 --> 01:08:36.283
I'm a lawyer.

01:08:36.325 --> 01:08:38.618
There's still 17 hours, all right?
Let's not panic.

01:08:38.702 --> 01:08:40.953
I'll think of someone.

01:08:41.037 --> 01:08:42.956
You better. We've got
our backs to the wall.

01:08:43.040 --> 01:08:46.251
Time for desperate measures.
What about my daughter?

01:08:46.335 --> 01:08:49.254
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?

01:08:49.296 --> 01:08:53.175
- She isn't good enough for you?
- She's 15!

01:08:53.258 --> 01:08:56.136
It's pretty late in the game
for you to be Mr. Choosy.

01:08:57.470 --> 01:08:59.430
Give me a lift home.

01:08:59.515 --> 01:09:02.975
I'm too disgusted to drive.

01:09:25.332 --> 01:09:29.002
From now on,
we're only dating divorcés.

01:09:29.086 --> 01:09:30.879
Why?

01:09:30.962 --> 01:09:34.131
'Cause we'll know
they're already ready.

01:09:34.216 --> 01:09:38.470
Right. or widowers then.
Can't forget the widowers.

01:09:38.554 --> 01:09:41.640
If only Jimmie had
one dead wife, right?

01:09:41.723 --> 01:09:44.518
- Then he'd be ready.
- or two.

01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:48.689
- Imagine if he had two, boy.
- Yeah, then you guys would be married.

01:09:53.902 --> 01:09:55.863
Do you think he'll call?

01:09:55.904 --> 01:09:58.657
He doesn't even know
you're here.

01:09:59.575 --> 01:10:02.119
Yeah, that's right.

01:10:02.202 --> 01:10:07.124
Can you imagine Jimmie
at that salsa club tonight?

01:10:09.209 --> 01:10:14.006
oh, my God. Trying to do
that Rico Suave dip move.

01:10:14.089 --> 01:10:17.176
oh, my gosh.
The Riverdancer he's not.

01:10:17.259 --> 01:10:22.097
Always kicks me in the shins
and he scrunches my toes.

01:10:23.348 --> 01:10:26.560
That would have been hysterical
to watch him try.

01:10:27.394 --> 01:10:30.856
- Call him.
- What do you mean, "call him"?

01:10:34.193 --> 01:10:36.570
okay, what do I say?

01:10:39.156 --> 01:10:43.535
That you love him and
you'll keep seeing each other...

01:10:43.577 --> 01:10:46.413
as long as he doesn't propose.

01:11:00.761 --> 01:11:02.721
That's it! That is it!

01:11:02.763 --> 01:11:04.807
- Calm down.
- The sun!

01:11:04.890 --> 01:11:06.809
The sun! It's rising!

01:11:06.892 --> 01:11:09.853
Just sit down, all right? The
important thing is to find me a bride.

01:11:09.937 --> 01:11:11.939
- I'm thinking here.
- You're thinkin'?

01:11:12.022 --> 01:11:15.609
Well, zippity-doo-dah!
Hey, he's thinkin'!

01:11:15.692 --> 01:11:18.195
I hear the flowers
bursting into song.

01:11:19.947 --> 01:11:24.159
Hey, listen. one moment, sir.
The wheels are turning.

01:11:24.243 --> 01:11:27.871
Ah, yes, proof positive
indeed that there is a God.

01:11:27.955 --> 01:11:33.001
You know why? Because my friend has
finally experienced brain activity!

01:11:33.085 --> 01:11:36.755
Hey, let's hear
what he has to say.

01:11:36.839 --> 01:11:40.676
- Pray, do tell.
- It's not them. It's me.

01:11:40.759 --> 01:11:45.347
They can see it in my face,
just like Anne.

01:11:45.430 --> 01:11:48.475
They know I don't
want to get married.

01:11:50.102 --> 01:11:51.603
That's it.

01:11:51.687 --> 01:11:54.523
- Where you goin'?
- To get you a wife.

01:11:55.649 --> 01:11:57.484
Alone!

01:11:57.568 --> 01:11:59.820
You think I'm gonna sit back
and let you pick my wife?

01:11:59.862 --> 01:12:02.656
- It's our only hope!
- What is that supposed to mean?

01:12:02.739 --> 01:12:05.701
You know how many times
you've proposed now? Ten!

01:12:07.327 --> 01:12:09.371
No, nine,
and that includes Anne.

01:12:09.454 --> 01:12:11.832
Excuse me! Ten!

01:12:11.915 --> 01:12:14.501
What am I supposed to do,
just wait here?

01:12:14.585 --> 01:12:18.714
Just be at Saint Peter and Paul Church
at 5:00. I'll have someone.

01:12:18.797 --> 01:12:22.009
Don't forget the priest,
and happy birthday.

01:12:23.844 --> 01:12:25.762
He's still not there!

01:12:25.846 --> 01:12:29.516
- Leave a message on the answer machine.
- It's not picking up!

01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:31.518
The next train doesn't
leave until 1:15.

01:12:31.602 --> 01:12:34.980
You're kidding!
Well, let's go anyway.

01:12:41.403 --> 01:12:43.614
So much for sleeping.

01:12:43.697 --> 01:12:45.657
What time did you say
we can get into that church?

01:12:45.741 --> 01:12:47.159
2:30.

01:12:49.244 --> 01:12:51.205
That gives us hours.

01:12:51.288 --> 01:12:53.332
You got any ideas?

01:13:21.610 --> 01:13:23.987
They all make it look so easy.

01:13:25.072 --> 01:13:28.283
- Been a long night, huh?
- No kidding.

01:13:28.367 --> 01:13:30.369
It's grueling out there.

01:13:30.452 --> 01:13:34.998
You definitely made the right decision
as far as the whole celibacy thing.

01:13:35.082 --> 01:13:39.711
I believe we were put here
to love and cherish one another.

01:13:39.753 --> 01:13:43.298
Sharing your life with someone
you love is a blessing.

01:13:43.382 --> 01:13:45.968
Somebody very wise
taught me that.

01:13:46.051 --> 01:13:48.804
- Jesus?
- My wife.

01:13:48.887 --> 01:13:51.223
You're married?

01:13:51.265 --> 01:13:54.977
I was happily married
for 26 years.

01:13:55.060 --> 01:13:57.896
I only put on this collar
when my wife died.

01:13:57.980 --> 01:14:02.359
I'm the father of four
and the grandfather of ten.

01:14:02.442 --> 01:14:04.695
A priest with grandchildren.

01:14:04.778 --> 01:14:06.155
That's the youngest.

01:14:07.489 --> 01:14:10.909
Took his first steps last Tuesday.

01:14:10.993 --> 01:14:14.663
Getting married was
one of the best things I ever did.

01:14:16.456 --> 01:14:19.585
It's a wonderful thing
as time goes by...

01:14:19.668 --> 01:14:23.172
to be with someone who looks
into your face when you've gotten old...

01:14:23.255 --> 01:14:25.632
and still sees what you think
you look like.

01:14:27.259 --> 01:14:29.887
The first time

01:14:31.805 --> 01:14:35.642
Ever I saw your face

01:14:41.815 --> 01:14:45.110
I thought the sun

01:14:47.279 --> 01:14:51.950
Rose in your eye

01:15:01.710 --> 01:15:03.879
Welcome to the other side?

01:15:07.674 --> 01:15:09.801
Best thing you ever did, huh?

01:15:20.020 --> 01:15:22.523
- Hello?
- Who's this?

01:15:22.564 --> 01:15:24.650
- Who's this?
- It's Anne.

01:15:24.691 --> 01:15:26.652
oh, Anne, it's Rita.

01:15:26.693 --> 01:15:30.864
Hey, Mr. All-nighter,
it's Anne looking for Jimmie.

01:15:35.619 --> 01:15:37.246
How's Greece?

01:15:37.329 --> 01:15:40.082
oh, hi, Marco.
Where's Jimmie?

01:15:40.165 --> 01:15:43.752
He's not home?
We were out, you know, boy stuff.

01:15:43.836 --> 01:15:46.713
And you ended up with his phone?
What did you do to him?

01:15:46.755 --> 01:15:50.926
Take it easy. You goin' to Athens
nearly cost me my job...

01:15:51.009 --> 01:15:52.970
not to mention, breakin' his heart.

01:15:55.097 --> 01:15:57.599
Well, I didn't go.

01:15:57.683 --> 01:16:01.228
I didn't go. I never went.
I'm here in Mendocino with...

01:16:01.311 --> 01:16:04.606
Yeah, okay. With Natalie.
We're taking the 1:15 home.

01:16:04.690 --> 01:16:09.069
So can you find Jimmie
and will you...

01:16:09.111 --> 01:16:11.947
Well, find Jimmie
and just tell him...

01:16:12.030 --> 01:16:14.533
that I really, really
want to see him for dinner, okay?

01:16:14.616 --> 01:16:16.785
- Yeah.
- okay, thanks.

01:16:18.203 --> 01:16:19.872
Hurry!

01:16:22.166 --> 01:16:25.043
So this is where
I'm going to tie the knot.

01:16:25.085 --> 01:16:28.380
Me and Marco's mystery bride.

01:16:29.798 --> 01:16:32.885
Why don't you try
to get some sleep?

01:16:33.844 --> 01:16:37.347
If I shut my eyes,
I'll want to sleep forever.

01:16:37.389 --> 01:16:39.766
You got about three hours.

01:16:43.103 --> 01:16:45.355
Here. Hold on. Here.

01:16:48.275 --> 01:16:50.986
Maybe when you wake up...

01:16:52.613 --> 01:16:54.948
the world will look
a lot different.

01:17:01.788 --> 01:17:04.708
So, they get in at 5:50.

01:17:04.791 --> 01:17:08.629
Which leaves us only 15 minutes to get
to the church and get them married.

01:17:08.670 --> 01:17:11.673
Tight, but doable.
Does she know about last night?

01:17:11.757 --> 01:17:14.259
Like I'm gonna tell her.
That's Jimmie's problem.

01:17:14.301 --> 01:17:16.595
If he had had more balls
in the first place...

01:17:17.805 --> 01:17:20.140
The thing is, he's not home
and I have his cell phone.

01:17:20.224 --> 01:17:22.643
- Have you heard from him?
- Not a word.

01:17:23.769 --> 01:17:26.688
Good news, darlin'.
You're off the hook.

01:17:28.148 --> 01:17:30.901
I guess the only thing
is to get to the church.

01:17:30.984 --> 01:17:33.362
There will be some disappointed brides
there, but they'll get over it.

01:17:33.445 --> 01:17:36.365
- "Some"?
- Half a dozen, a dozen tops.

01:17:36.448 --> 01:17:38.492
I put an ad in the classifieds.

01:17:39.493 --> 01:17:41.036
Very good thinkin'.

01:17:41.119 --> 01:17:44.790
Thanks. It cost me some bucks.
Plus I had to send them a picture.

01:17:44.832 --> 01:17:47.334
For the classified?

01:17:59.972 --> 01:18:04.518
"Would you marry this man for 100..."
What? What is this?

01:18:04.601 --> 01:18:07.062
- Read it!
- Did you see this?

01:18:07.146 --> 01:18:09.231
No way! Come on!

01:18:59.740 --> 01:19:01.241
Yes!

01:19:31.939 --> 01:19:33.899
What time is it?

01:19:33.982 --> 01:19:35.943
I got ten to 5:00.

01:19:35.984 --> 01:19:38.904
Who said you could speak, asshole?

01:19:38.946 --> 01:19:42.741
This is not my fault!
I only put an ad in the classifieds.

01:19:42.783 --> 01:19:45.202
Maybe we could sue.

01:19:45.285 --> 01:19:50.874
Shut up! Shut up! I swear I'll break
your scrawny neck with my bare hands!

01:19:50.958 --> 01:19:53.961
According to him,
who better remain silent...

01:19:54.044 --> 01:19:57.256
Anne will be here by 6:00
at the latest.

01:19:57.297 --> 01:19:59.299
We got five minutes
for a wedding service.

01:19:59.341 --> 01:20:02.553
If we keep the church,
we're golden.

01:20:02.636 --> 01:20:04.596
What the hell?

01:20:05.681 --> 01:20:08.600
oh, poor Jimmie.

01:20:21.155 --> 01:20:23.115
Get off my train!

01:20:25.742 --> 01:20:27.661
Hello, handsome.

01:20:30.122 --> 01:20:32.499
Well, hello there!

01:20:32.541 --> 01:20:34.793
Let's get the hell out of here, huh?
I got my bike outside.

01:20:34.835 --> 01:20:36.086
Don't even think about it.

01:20:36.170 --> 01:20:37.629
- Let go, freak!
- "Freak"?

01:20:37.713 --> 01:20:40.340
- He's mine, you hippo!
- In your dreams!

01:20:40.424 --> 01:20:41.341
Take it easy!

01:20:41.425 --> 01:20:46.388
oh, damn! Johnnie, pick me!
I'll make you so happy!

01:20:46.472 --> 01:20:48.390
- It was like you were dead in heaven.
- It's Jimmie!

01:20:48.474 --> 01:20:52.603
You're my last chance,
my last chance.

01:20:52.686 --> 01:20:55.647
Princeton University,
the same college as Brooke Shields.

01:20:55.731 --> 01:21:00.235
He didn't say nothin' in the paper
about education. Is that important?

01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:02.321
Yes, you have to tell us
how you're choosing.

01:21:02.404 --> 01:21:04.740
Yeah, we need criteria.

01:21:04.823 --> 01:21:08.160
Fair is fair, honey! Come on!
Give us criteria.

01:21:08.202 --> 01:21:11.038
Criteria! Criteria!

01:21:16.376 --> 01:21:18.378
Calm down! Calm down!

01:21:18.420 --> 01:21:20.589
Please, calm down! Look!

01:21:22.132 --> 01:21:25.093
My criteria are...

01:21:25.177 --> 01:21:27.221
you know, the same as any man's.

01:21:27.304 --> 01:21:29.515
Answer the damn question!

01:21:29.556 --> 01:21:31.558
This is a difficult situation.

01:21:31.642 --> 01:21:34.770
I'm not gonna rush through it
and risk hurting people's feelings.

01:21:34.853 --> 01:21:38.357
He was firm!
I love that in a man!

01:21:38.440 --> 01:21:41.860
- And yet somehow, still sensitive.
- oh, shut up.

01:21:41.902 --> 01:21:45.697
- Is religion a criteria?
- Absolutely not.

01:21:45.739 --> 01:21:48.200
How about education?
Is that a criterion?

01:21:48.242 --> 01:21:51.620
I suppose some college
would be a plus.

01:21:51.703 --> 01:21:55.290
- College?
- A plus, but not a requirement.

01:21:55.374 --> 01:21:57.709
How about English?

01:21:57.793 --> 01:21:59.378
She has to speak English.

01:22:01.672 --> 01:22:04.550
I'm sorry.
I gotta draw the line somewhere.

01:22:12.975 --> 01:22:15.310
How's about looks?

01:22:15.394 --> 01:22:16.895
Looks?

01:22:16.937 --> 01:22:19.314
Yeah, looks!

01:22:20.399 --> 01:22:22.359
That's a hard question...

01:22:22.442 --> 01:22:26.572
because, as you know,
physical attraction is...

01:22:26.613 --> 01:22:28.782
It's a chemistry thing, really.

01:22:28.866 --> 01:22:32.619
What she means is, should we clear out
and leave you with the skinny blonds?

01:22:32.703 --> 01:22:34.621
I didn't say that.

01:22:34.705 --> 01:22:37.249
But we are talking about
weight limit, aren't we?

01:22:37.332 --> 01:22:39.168
- Well...
- How much?

01:22:39.251 --> 01:22:41.503
What's the weight criteria?

01:22:41.587 --> 01:22:43.380
Right on, sister.

01:22:43.463 --> 01:22:46.008
- I don't know.
- What's your cutoff?

01:22:46.091 --> 01:22:48.552
- 150?
- 150!

01:22:49.720 --> 01:22:53.265
You don't get a set like these
at 150!

01:22:53.348 --> 01:22:56.518
Why don't you just say
skinny blonds and get it over with?

01:22:56.602 --> 01:22:59.271
Skinny blonds with big jugs!

01:22:59.354 --> 01:23:00.898
Don't put that cliché on me.

01:23:00.939 --> 01:23:04.151
You just said the criteria
were the same as most other men.

01:23:04.234 --> 01:23:06.987
Most other men like blonds.
It's a simple syllogism.

01:23:07.070 --> 01:23:09.114
- But even so...
- Hey!

01:23:09.198 --> 01:23:12.868
Do you like blonds?

01:23:12.951 --> 01:23:16.538
I'm not gonna say
I don't like blonds!

01:23:16.622 --> 01:23:19.333
Excuse me. Excuse me.

01:23:20.083 --> 01:23:21.585
Ladies!

01:23:21.668 --> 01:23:25.672
Ladies and ladies.

01:23:25.756 --> 01:23:30.761
As the priest of this church, I feel
it is my holy duty to inform you...

01:23:30.844 --> 01:23:35.516
that this man has no money and has
no intention of marrying any of you.

01:23:37.726 --> 01:23:39.853
The whole thing was a prank.

01:23:39.937 --> 01:23:42.314
It went a little too far.

01:23:42.356 --> 01:23:45.901
Anyway, if we could clear out
the church as quickly as possible...

01:23:45.984 --> 01:23:47.903
we have to make way
for a real wedding.

01:23:47.986 --> 01:23:49.905
Go in peace.

01:23:49.988 --> 01:23:53.742
Not true!
He's lying, all right?

01:23:53.826 --> 01:23:57.538
Who are we supposed to believe,
you or a priest?

01:23:57.621 --> 01:24:00.499
Yeah, what you think? You think
you're some kind of comedian?

01:24:00.582 --> 01:24:04.920
Gettin' us all excited and dressed up
just so you can slap us in the face?

01:24:05.003 --> 01:24:07.256
I don't think so.
Excuse me, baby.

01:24:07.339 --> 01:24:11.135
I don't want to get rowdy
up in this church, but I will.

01:24:11.218 --> 01:24:16.557
Now, somebody gettin' married
up in here today, and it better be me.

01:24:16.640 --> 01:24:18.851
You're all alike.
You lead us on, then won't commit.

01:24:18.892 --> 01:24:21.436
Is that how you get your kicks,
playing with women's hopes and dreams?

01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:23.897
Thank God I'm bisexual.

01:24:26.775 --> 01:24:28.402
Here comes the bride!

01:24:28.485 --> 01:24:30.612
Take it easy! Geez!

01:24:34.575 --> 01:24:35.701
Come here!

01:24:35.784 --> 01:24:39.997
I'm wondering, since I wake up
in a church full of brides...

01:24:40.038 --> 01:24:42.082
what is my face doing
on the front page of the paper?

01:24:42.166 --> 01:24:44.918
- Answer?
- Anne's here, or will be!

01:24:45.002 --> 01:24:46.795
Get back, you animals!

01:24:49.965 --> 01:24:53.051
- Her train arrives in 40 minutes!
- Cut the crap!

01:24:53.135 --> 01:24:55.929
There's no direct trains
from Athens to San Francisco.

01:24:56.013 --> 01:24:59.475
- It's true.
- She wants to have dinner with you.

01:24:59.558 --> 01:25:01.477
Dinner?

01:25:03.020 --> 01:25:05.022
From now on we do it
my way, all right? Agreed?

01:25:05.105 --> 01:25:07.399
- Agreed!
- All right!

01:25:07.441 --> 01:25:12.404
All right. I'm too excited to think!
What do we do?

01:25:12.446 --> 01:25:17.826
We obviously can't have a wedding
in a church infested with brides.

01:25:17.910 --> 01:25:20.370
Exactly!
Can you get to the station?

01:25:20.454 --> 01:25:23.040
- In 40 minutes?
- Yes! Thank you.

01:25:23.123 --> 01:25:25.751
Guys, I'm leaving you to take care
of this mob. Don't let me down.

01:25:25.834 --> 01:25:27.294
Crazy broads!

01:25:38.055 --> 01:25:40.307
That will be $400.

01:25:40.390 --> 01:25:43.101
I'll give you double if you can
have it at the station in half an hour.

01:25:43.185 --> 01:25:45.646
A customer gets
what a customer wants.

01:26:14.424 --> 01:26:17.511
Hey! Drop back!

01:26:19.513 --> 01:26:22.808
- Ladies!
- Let's get him!

01:26:36.446 --> 01:26:39.366
There he is!

01:26:46.373 --> 01:26:48.167
Stop!

01:26:48.250 --> 01:26:50.210
I'll squash you
with my bare hands!

01:26:51.587 --> 01:26:53.839
Take me to the station
as fast as you can!

01:26:57.593 --> 01:27:01.138
You'll be delighted to hear
we're arriving five minutes early.

01:27:02.639 --> 01:27:04.516
oh, my God.

01:27:06.393 --> 01:27:08.395
You're not gonna like this.

01:27:11.064 --> 01:27:15.777
The northbound City of Seattle is
ready for boarding on track number 16.

01:27:15.861 --> 01:27:19.781
Ladies and gentlemen, train 623...

01:27:19.865 --> 01:27:23.202
has arrived at 5:49
on track number two.

01:27:23.285 --> 01:27:27.581
The express in the station at 5:49,
track number two.

01:27:52.856 --> 01:27:57.736
Do you have a second?
I just gotta say something to you.

01:27:57.778 --> 01:28:00.697
You're not going to
propose again, are you?

01:28:00.739 --> 01:28:04.243
You just really wouldn't want to let
a girl down for a third time.

01:28:04.326 --> 01:28:07.579
I know, but today I was at
the Palace of Fine Arts, all right?

01:28:07.663 --> 01:28:10.916
I was on the lake with this priest.
It was really romantic.

01:28:10.958 --> 01:28:13.418
We were there a couple
of years ago, remember?

01:28:14.920 --> 01:28:17.798
Suddenly I had this image of your hair
going into your eye...

01:28:17.881 --> 01:28:22.261
and I remember I pulled it back
and there was this freckle.

01:28:26.765 --> 01:28:28.308
Have you been crying?

01:28:34.648 --> 01:28:35.607
Damn it!

01:28:37.985 --> 01:28:40.612
This has been the worst day
of my life.

01:28:40.696 --> 01:28:44.908
You obviously know about the money. What
you don't know is that I had to do it.

01:28:44.992 --> 01:28:48.996
I would have been responsible
for closing down the whole company.

01:28:49.079 --> 01:28:51.999
I don't even know if you know
I'm not married, which I'm not...

01:28:52.082 --> 01:28:54.710
but I want to be.

01:28:56.253 --> 01:28:59.298
- Would you please say something?
- Why didn't you tell me?

01:28:59.339 --> 01:29:04.136
I guess I didn't trust you
to believe me...

01:29:04.178 --> 01:29:06.513
that I wanted to marry you first...

01:29:06.597 --> 01:29:09.975
and that the money was like
a really big wedding gift.

01:29:10.017 --> 01:29:13.729
I've spent the whole night asking
every woman in the world to marry me.

01:29:13.812 --> 01:29:15.731
"Every woman"?

01:29:16.815 --> 01:29:18.317
You asked Buckley?

01:29:18.400 --> 01:29:22.196
Every one but the one I want.

01:29:29.411 --> 01:29:33.248
What was that that you were
saying about my freckle?

01:29:34.374 --> 01:29:36.335
It's still there.

01:29:37.461 --> 01:29:39.379
If you want to walk away,
I understand...

01:29:39.463 --> 01:29:41.173
but I really got to tell you this.

01:29:41.256 --> 01:29:46.094
Today I realized that the only thing
really special about me is you.

01:29:47.679 --> 01:29:50.349
I can spend my whole life,
scared and alone...

01:29:50.390 --> 01:29:53.018
rowing around with some priest...

01:29:53.060 --> 01:29:55.437
or I could tell you
how much I love you...

01:29:55.521 --> 01:29:58.357
that you make me so happy...

01:29:59.399 --> 01:30:03.195
and if it takes our whole married life
to make it up to you...

01:30:03.237 --> 01:30:06.114
I would be so honored
just to have that chance.

01:30:07.950 --> 01:30:10.702
I just want to be with you.

01:30:10.744 --> 01:30:12.120
oh, my God.

01:30:12.204 --> 01:30:15.457
Now that was a proposal.

01:30:21.922 --> 01:30:25.092
We gotta go. We gotta go.

01:30:26.176 --> 01:30:29.513
Father! Stay with him!

01:30:29.596 --> 01:30:31.557
We'll get Anne! Come on, Roy!

01:30:31.640 --> 01:30:34.560
Yeah, leave it
to Abbott and Costello!

01:30:35.602 --> 01:30:36.937
Where'd you get this?

01:30:37.020 --> 01:30:41.066
Some preppy girl threw it over the
staircase and ran off with another girl.

01:30:52.953 --> 01:30:54.955
Eleven minutes to spare.
Not bad, huh?

01:30:55.038 --> 01:30:57.416
What do you mean?
Where's Anne?

01:30:57.457 --> 01:30:59.418
With Natalie, changing.

01:31:12.514 --> 01:31:14.808
You look stunning.

01:31:14.850 --> 01:31:16.310
I do?

01:31:17.853 --> 01:31:21.148
Yeah, okay,
maybe you're right. I do.

01:31:21.190 --> 01:31:23.358
Missing you already.

01:31:47.049 --> 01:31:48.342
Come on!

01:31:50.511 --> 01:31:51.887
Where's Jimmie?

01:32:00.771 --> 01:32:04.149
Get back here!
Take it like a man!

01:32:10.531 --> 01:32:13.867
Come on!
Jiminy Christmas!

01:32:26.588 --> 01:32:29.174
- Where's the priest?
- You lost the priest?

01:32:29.216 --> 01:32:31.510
Move it, fat boy!

01:32:36.849 --> 01:32:39.685
Move away from the vehicle.

01:32:41.562 --> 01:32:43.897
Excuse me.

01:32:45.858 --> 01:32:48.902
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered today...

01:32:48.986 --> 01:32:51.780
to join two people
in holy matrimony.

01:32:51.864 --> 01:32:54.533
If you can hear this,
give us a nod.

01:32:54.616 --> 01:32:56.160
Good.

01:32:57.786 --> 01:33:00.539
Anne.
Is Anne out there?

01:33:00.581 --> 01:33:02.791
I can't see her!

01:33:07.421 --> 01:33:09.923
I'm right here, Father!

01:33:12.509 --> 01:33:17.473
We are gathered here in the sight of
God and the presence of this company...

01:33:17.556 --> 01:33:20.976
to join Jimmie and Anne
in holy matrimony.

01:33:27.316 --> 01:33:32.821
The union of husband and...
Never mind.

01:33:33.697 --> 01:33:35.616
Do you take this Anne
to have and to hold?

01:33:36.658 --> 01:33:38.118
For richer, for poorer?

01:33:38.202 --> 01:33:40.579
In sickness and in health,
forsaking all others...

01:33:40.662 --> 01:33:42.247
as long as you both shall live?

01:33:48.128 --> 01:33:50.214
I do.

01:33:50.297 --> 01:33:51.465
I do!

01:33:52.424 --> 01:33:54.593
I thought you would.

01:33:54.635 --> 01:33:56.970
Do you take this Jimmie
to have and to hold?

01:33:57.054 --> 01:33:59.014
For better or for worse?

01:33:59.097 --> 01:34:00.641
For richer, for poorer?

01:34:00.724 --> 01:34:03.560
In sickness and in health,
forsaking all others...

01:34:03.644 --> 01:34:05.854
- Excuse me.
- for as long as you both shall live?

01:34:05.938 --> 01:34:08.106
I do!

01:34:14.988 --> 01:34:16.782
I do.

01:34:16.824 --> 01:34:19.785
- Anne, I can't hear you!
- I do!

01:34:21.662 --> 01:34:23.747
Shut up!

01:34:35.425 --> 01:34:38.554
oh, my gosh.
How beautiful.

01:34:38.637 --> 01:34:40.556
oh, how beautiful.

01:34:42.015 --> 01:34:46.854
Listen, can I talk to you
for just a second?

01:34:48.689 --> 01:34:54.528
I've been proposed to
really badly a lot...

01:34:54.611 --> 01:34:57.656
and then proposed to...

01:34:57.739 --> 01:35:00.826
pretty great, actually.

01:35:01.743 --> 01:35:04.496
And, well, Jimmie...

01:35:04.538 --> 01:35:06.498
he's not perfect...

01:35:06.540 --> 01:35:09.626
but I love him.

01:35:09.710 --> 01:35:12.004
And, well, he loves me.

01:35:13.297 --> 01:35:17.468
So I think that
he should be my husband.

01:35:22.723 --> 01:35:24.683
There's my cake.

01:35:29.188 --> 01:35:31.899
So could this...

01:35:31.982 --> 01:35:34.943
Could this please be my day?

01:35:45.871 --> 01:35:50.542
And now, by the power
vested in me by God...

01:35:50.584 --> 01:35:53.545
I pronounce you husband and wife.

01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:09.061
Cake for everybody!
Who wants cake?

01:36:09.102 --> 01:36:11.063
Here you go, sweetheart.
Have some cake.

01:36:11.104 --> 01:36:12.648
There we go. Here we go.

01:36:12.731 --> 01:36:14.733
Here you go, sweetheart.
Have some cake.

01:36:22.991 --> 01:36:25.744
Throw the bouquet!
Throw the bouquet!

01:36:25.786 --> 01:36:28.080
Throw it!