0:00:26.068,0:00:29.988 oh, give me land, lots of land[br]under starry skies above 0:00:30.030,0:00:31.907 Don't fence me in 0:00:31.990,0:00:35.911 Let me ride through[br]the wide open country that I love 0:00:35.994,0:00:38.121 Don't fence me in 0:00:38.205,0:00:41.458 Let me be by myself[br]in the evening breeze 0:00:41.542,0:00:44.336 Listen to the murmur[br]of the cottonwood trees 0:00:44.419,0:00:47.631 Send me off forever[br]But I ask you, please 0:00:49.216,0:00:51.760 Don't fence me in 0:00:51.844,0:00:53.929 Don't fence me in 0:00:55.180,0:00:58.016 Just turn me loose[br]Let me straddle my own saddle 0:00:58.100,0:01:00.394 Underneath the Western skies 0:01:01.144,0:01:04.022 on my cayuse[br]let me wander over yonder 0:01:04.105,0:01:06.567 Till I see the mountains rise 0:01:07.651,0:01:10.988 I want to ride to the ridge[br]where the West commences 0:01:11.071,0:01:14.032 Gaze at the moon[br]until I lose my senses 0:01:14.825,0:01:19.204 In his heart, every man[br]is a wild, untamed mustang. 0:01:19.288,0:01:22.666 Now, that may sound pretty stupid.[br]It may even be pretty stupid. 0:01:22.749,0:01:24.126 But it's true... 0:01:24.209,0:01:25.544 more or less. 0:01:25.627,0:01:28.589 I mean, in Africa men[br]are probably leopards or rhinos. 0:01:28.630,0:01:31.216 In India, I'm sure[br]they're Bengal tigers. 0:01:31.300,0:01:33.218 Here we go.[br]one, two... What's next? 0:01:33.260,0:01:36.388 And even here in America[br]not all men go for mustangs. 0:01:36.430,0:01:37.806 Jimmie, we gotta talk. 0:01:37.890,0:01:39.808 My friend Marco...[br]he's a wolf. 0:01:40.684,0:01:43.937 He says the symbol of manhood[br]shouldn't be a vegetarian. 0:01:44.021,0:01:46.231 Listen to what Rita[br]said to me last night. 0:01:46.273,0:01:48.734 "In the future,[br]let's avoid Thai food". 0:01:48.817,0:01:50.569 What, too much lemongrass? 0:01:50.611,0:01:52.112 No, she said "future". 0:01:52.196,0:01:54.948 Everybody I know says "future".[br]Sanzel, you say "future"? 0:01:55.032,0:01:56.241 Future. 0:01:56.325,0:01:58.911 - Hodgman? Bolt? Stone? "Future"?[br]- Future. 0:01:58.952,0:02:01.455 - There you go.[br]- They're not women! 0:02:01.538,0:02:03.999 So, mustangs.[br]Mustanghood. 0:02:04.082,0:02:06.001 It's a feeling[br]of complete freedom. 0:02:06.084,0:02:09.795 You're young, you're strong,[br]you have no one to answer to. 0:02:09.880,0:02:11.924 Nothing to do[br]but run the open plain. 0:02:12.007,0:02:15.344 And your whole life is centered[br]on one primal force... 0:02:15.427,0:02:17.346 the endless quest for... 0:02:25.187,0:02:27.648 Let's stick with the analogy. 0:02:29.066,0:02:32.027 Call it "sweet grasses". 0:02:32.069,0:02:35.781 A mustang is driven to get[br]as much grass as possible... 0:02:35.822,0:02:37.449 and a variety. 0:02:37.533,0:02:40.369 Tall grasses, shorter grasses... 0:02:40.452,0:02:43.413 dark grass, blond grass. 0:02:43.497,0:02:48.377 You spend your days in a constant search[br]for that next succulent patch. 0:02:49.169,0:02:51.588 It's a beautiful life. 0:02:51.672,0:02:53.131 Don't fence me in 0:02:53.215,0:02:57.302 That's how women start... dropping words[br]like "future" into casual conversation. 0:02:57.386,0:02:59.471 Next thing,[br]you're drunk at a PTA meeting. 0:03:00.973,0:03:05.018 Wait till you're in love and your balls[br]are in a vise. Then you'll see. 0:03:10.232,0:03:11.316 Future. 0:03:15.612,0:03:18.824 What do you mean, we're not compatible?[br]You don't like me anymore? 0:03:18.907,0:03:20.325 of course I do. 0:03:21.118,0:03:22.661 I more than like you. 0:03:22.744,0:03:25.205 - But...[br]- Wow. That's great. 0:03:25.247,0:03:27.249 So we'll just keep dating. 0:03:30.169,0:03:31.670 - Waitress.[br]- In a second. 0:03:31.712,0:03:34.673 - So I broke up with him.[br]- What? 0:03:34.756,0:03:38.385 Jimmie, can you think of[br]one good reason not to see me? 0:03:38.468,0:03:40.637 - "I'm sorry, but it's over.[br]- Well... 0:03:40.721,0:03:45.684 - I have work commitments up the wazoo...[br]- I have work commitments up the wazoo. 0:03:45.767,0:03:49.062 and, well,[br]I'm raising my standards". 0:03:49.146,0:03:50.564 Then just stop working. 0:03:50.647,0:03:53.942 Wasting your time.[br]That makes no sense. 0:03:54.026,0:03:56.278 - Have you seen what's out there?[br]- This is great lettuce. 0:03:56.361,0:03:59.573 Anne, by the year 2010[br]women will outnumber men four to one. 0:03:59.656,0:04:01.783 I don't wanna waste your time. 0:04:01.867,0:04:04.870 - It's not your fault that...[br]- Completely self-centered. 0:04:04.953,0:04:06.914 you're self-centered. 0:04:06.997,0:04:10.876 Well, I'm so sorry I took you away[br]from your stupid pool tables. 0:04:11.919,0:04:14.963 Just don't meet and break up with a guy[br]before I get home, okay? 0:04:15.047,0:04:16.964 - See ya.[br]- Bye. 0:04:40.739,0:04:43.075 I enjoyed... 0:04:44.409,0:04:47.329 I'm sorry.[br]Did you say something to me? 0:04:48.830,0:04:52.793 I said, I enjoyed[br]having lunch with you. 0:04:53.627,0:04:55.963 We should do it again sometime. 0:04:57.005,0:04:59.675 The minute I met Anne,[br]we sparked... 0:04:59.758,0:05:02.594 in a way that was[br]completely new to me. 0:05:02.678,0:05:06.098 She was as relaxed[br]and independent as I was. 0:05:06.139,0:05:09.393 I mean, we had the perfect[br]laid-back relationship. 0:05:11.270,0:05:14.273 And before we knew it,[br]we'd been together for a year. 0:05:14.356,0:05:18.610 Actually, we both forgot,[br]so we celebrated a week later. 0:05:18.652,0:05:21.280 That's how easy everything was. 0:05:27.077,0:05:30.289 My friends,[br]well, they were less fortunate. 0:05:31.540,0:05:33.542 okay, hold on a second. 0:05:33.625,0:05:36.211 Ladies and gentlemen,[br]it is time for... 0:05:36.962,0:05:38.505 the bouquet toss. 0:05:38.589,0:05:41.466 - If I could get all the single ladies...[br]- Let's get out of here. 0:05:41.550,0:05:43.468 No, I wanna see this. 0:05:43.510,0:05:45.345 All the single women? 0:05:45.429,0:05:48.140 Marco?[br]Could be your lucky day, buddy. 0:05:49.224,0:05:52.060 In high school[br]maybe you read The Lottery. 0:05:52.144,0:05:55.814 That's the story about this small town[br]that draws lots every year... 0:05:55.898,0:05:59.735 and whoever gets chosen[br]becomes a human sacrifice. 0:05:59.818,0:06:01.320 That's the bouquet toss. 0:06:04.406,0:06:05.532 oh, fuck. 0:06:05.616,0:06:07.534 The lottery for weddings. 0:06:10.370,0:06:12.623 Sanzel never had a chance. 0:06:17.252,0:06:19.338 It became a terrifying cycle. 0:06:19.379,0:06:21.006 Each wedding meant a bouquet. 0:06:21.089,0:06:25.219 Each bouquet was like an airborne spore[br]bearing the seeds of the next wedding. 0:06:27.429,0:06:29.473 one future led to another. 0:06:30.682,0:06:32.601 our numbers dwindled. 0:06:35.354,0:06:36.772 And dwindled. 0:06:57.835,0:07:01.713 But Anne, she was as beautiful[br]and as carefree as ever. 0:07:01.797,0:07:03.549 - It's terrifying![br]- No, this is fun! 0:07:03.590,0:07:06.552 - I love this![br]- I love it when you act brave. 0:07:06.593,0:07:07.970 Come here, you. 0:07:08.011,0:07:10.597 So cute.[br]Turns me on. 0:07:11.431,0:07:12.683 - Really?[br]- Yeah. 0:07:12.766,0:07:15.769 Just something to keep in mind[br]for the future. 0:07:17.813,0:07:19.773 That's right.[br]The "F" word. 0:07:24.152,0:07:26.280 So here we are. 0:07:26.363,0:07:29.283 What good did all that talk[br]of mustangs do me? 0:07:29.366,0:07:30.909 Me and my wife! 0:07:30.951,0:07:34.454 You think I don't know[br]where that thing's heading? 0:07:34.538,0:07:37.499 May I have all the ladies in the house[br]on this side of the room. 0:07:37.541,0:07:39.960 We're about to toss the bouquet. 0:07:44.339,0:07:46.800 Today's human sacrifice[br]is yours truly. 0:07:48.760,0:07:50.345 Future. 0:07:53.348,0:07:56.810 I've outlasted the rest of them,[br]and I'm kinda proud of that. 0:07:59.897,0:08:02.983 Easy, boy.[br]Nothing to fear. 0:08:15.537,0:08:19.666 My mustang days were about[br]to become a distant memory. 0:08:34.556,0:08:37.476 So long, sweet grasses. 0:08:50.447,0:08:52.616 About damn time. 0:08:53.867,0:08:57.204 You kept me waiting a long time[br]for this, Jimmie. You know that? 0:08:58.038,0:08:59.957 As my last surviving descendant... 0:09:00.040,0:09:01.875 you have a sacred duty... 0:09:01.959,0:09:05.379 to pass on my genetic material. 0:09:06.171,0:09:07.714 That's a lovely sentiment. 0:09:07.798,0:09:10.926 For a time I thought[br]you was gonna fail me... 0:09:11.009,0:09:12.928 the way your father did. 0:09:13.011,0:09:15.681 I wouldn't say Dad failed you. 0:09:15.722,0:09:19.268 My only child, and what does he[br]leave me with? one miserable grandson. 0:09:19.351,0:09:22.020 'Cause he died[br]in a building collapse. 0:09:22.062,0:09:25.691 He always had excuses[br]for everything he did, didn't he? 0:09:26.692,0:09:28.193 Procreate! 0:09:32.698,0:09:35.284 Jimmie, have a look at this. 0:09:35.367,0:09:37.494 oh, yeah. 0:09:37.578,0:09:38.912 There we go. 0:09:39.788,0:09:43.125 That is your grandma's[br]engagement ring. 0:09:43.208,0:09:47.087 I only hope that your woman friend[br]has fat fingers. 0:09:49.047,0:09:51.049 Has she been examined... 0:09:51.091,0:09:53.135 by a qualified doctor? 0:09:53.218,0:09:54.928 Is she fertile? 0:09:54.970,0:09:57.764 We're both very healthy,[br]and I love her. 0:09:57.806,0:09:59.141 Love don't exist. 0:09:59.224,0:10:01.602 Here, take that. 0:10:02.769,0:10:06.231 There's only[br]the endocrine response. 0:10:08.150,0:10:09.610 And that... 0:10:09.651,0:10:11.737 only lasts five years, maximum... 0:10:11.778,0:10:14.740 according to the great scientists. 0:10:14.781,0:10:17.910 That's the reason[br]you should breed right now. 0:10:17.993,0:10:19.119 Steak? 0:10:19.161,0:10:20.996 What scientists? 0:10:21.079,0:10:22.998 Take that.[br]Read it. 0:10:24.166,0:10:28.295 As time goes on passing[br]and withers... 0:10:28.337,0:10:31.840 sex becomes rarer and rarer... 0:10:33.133,0:10:35.052 and rarer. 0:10:37.471,0:10:41.934 Finally, all you're left with[br]is this cold, chaste... 0:10:42.017,0:10:44.478 loveless shell called marriage... 0:10:44.520,0:10:47.981 and the incessant irritation[br]of fatherhood. 0:10:49.024,0:10:50.984 The bills keep mounting. 0:10:52.861,0:10:54.821 And if you don't believe me... 0:10:55.572,0:10:57.616 ask the next-door neighbor. 0:10:58.617,0:11:00.786 I tell you, Jimmie... 0:11:00.869,0:11:04.832 to sacrifice your happiness[br]for your descendants... 0:11:04.915,0:11:07.334 there's a term for that. 0:11:10.546,0:11:13.215 The human condition! 0:11:14.883,0:11:16.677 Stripes wins, I propose. 0:11:16.760,0:11:17.845 And solids? 0:11:17.928,0:11:21.139 I don't know.[br]Fake choking on a piece of steak. 0:11:21.181,0:11:24.685 For three weeks now[br]you been carrying that ring around... 0:11:24.768,0:11:28.355 staring at it, taking Anne[br]out to dinner, not proposing to her. 0:11:28.438,0:11:30.357 It's gotta end. 0:11:30.399,0:11:31.483 It's ten of. 0:11:32.276,0:11:35.237 Yeah, and the Starlight Room's[br]five minutes away. 0:11:35.279,0:11:38.240 The Starlight Room?[br]That's where you're taking Anne? 0:11:38.282,0:11:40.200 So? 0:11:40.284,0:11:44.705 Every human being on Earth knows there's[br]only one reason a single man under 50... 0:11:44.746,0:11:46.707 takes a woman[br]to the Starlight Room. 0:11:47.875,0:11:49.960 To pop the question. 0:11:51.879,0:11:54.756 Jimmie Shannon.[br]Just the man I'm looking for. 0:11:55.716,0:11:57.968 What do you say, Marco? 0:11:58.051,0:12:00.929 A word in your ear. 0:12:00.971,0:12:02.890 Talked to your grandfather[br]this morning. 0:12:02.973,0:12:07.519 oden Sports sent my office[br]a formal offer to buy the company. 0:12:07.561,0:12:10.105 I know. We're cutting[br]into their market share. 0:12:10.189,0:12:14.109 They wanna buy us out, steal our[br]client list and then close us down. 0:12:14.193,0:12:16.528 Shannon Billiards[br]is not for sale. 0:12:16.570,0:12:19.865 How about we continue this conversation[br]over some eight ball? 0:12:19.948,0:12:23.076 Market's up[br]and I got dollars to shed. 0:12:23.118,0:12:25.871 Sorry, Sid, but we're going[br]through kind of a crisis. 0:12:25.913,0:12:28.790 Jimmie's supposed to propose,[br]and he's lost his nerve. 0:12:28.874,0:12:31.043 Anne's a catch.[br]Who needs nerve? 0:12:32.920,0:12:34.546 Let me guess. 0:12:34.630,0:12:36.882 The grizzly bear thing. 0:12:36.924,0:12:39.968 You know, the manly sense that[br]you're master of all you survey... 0:12:40.052,0:12:41.470 like a grizzly bear. 0:12:41.553,0:12:42.930 Mustang. 0:12:42.971,0:12:44.056 Wolf. 0:12:45.224,0:12:48.435 The question is,[br]do you want to be married? 0:12:48.477,0:12:50.979 - I love Anne.[br]- Never mind love. 0:12:52.022,0:12:56.652 Imagine two different cities...[br]Husbandtown and Bachelorville. 0:12:56.735,0:12:59.112 Which would you want to live in? 0:12:59.154,0:13:00.906 Any guy's gonna choose Bachelorville. 0:13:03.659,0:13:04.910 Right? 0:13:06.995,0:13:09.957 Most men come to want[br]the ball and chain. 0:13:09.998,0:13:12.793 Me, I was like you.[br]I love freedom. 0:13:12.876,0:13:15.420 Which is why my marriage[br]is a miserable failure. 0:13:15.504,0:13:17.172 Roy, dry up. 0:13:17.256,0:13:18.423 Listen... 0:13:19.591,0:13:23.053 marriage is the most[br]exquisite expression... 0:13:23.136,0:13:24.805 of the human spirit. 0:13:24.847,0:13:27.599 A good proposal[br]comes not only from love... 0:13:27.641,0:13:31.937 but from the desire[br]to be a husband. 0:13:31.979,0:13:33.939 Without that desire... 0:13:36.024,0:13:37.985 better wait till you're ready. 0:13:39.528,0:13:41.446 I wish I could, Sid... 0:13:42.614,0:13:43.949 but... 0:13:43.991,0:13:45.784 the thing is... 0:13:45.868,0:13:48.078 Anne and l[br]have officially reached... 0:13:49.204,0:13:50.497 that place. 0:13:50.539,0:13:51.623 You mean... 0:13:51.707,0:13:53.667 Shit or get off the pot. 0:13:53.709,0:13:56.378 You sure?[br]What are the factors? 0:13:56.461,0:13:59.131 Anne caught a bridal bouquet[br]last month. 0:13:59.214,0:14:01.466 Serious,[br]but hardly critical. 0:14:01.550,0:14:03.969 Tonight's the third anniversary[br]of our first date. 0:14:04.011,0:14:06.180 I got dinner reservations[br]at 8:00. 0:14:06.263,0:14:07.848 Even so... 0:14:07.931,0:14:10.184 At the Starlight Room. 0:14:10.267,0:14:12.811 oh. 0:14:13.687,0:14:15.606 I don't even know how to propose. 0:14:15.689,0:14:17.357 Do I kneel?[br]What do I say? 0:14:17.441,0:14:22.362 Wait for the Dom Pérignon to arrive[br]and the thing will take care of itself. 0:14:22.446,0:14:23.697 What Dom Pérignon? 0:14:23.780,0:14:28.076 After the meal, when the waiter brings[br]the champagne, just mumble something. 0:14:28.160,0:14:31.288 It'll all be over with[br]just like that. 0:14:31.371,0:14:34.291 Just the rest of your life[br]to worry about! 0:14:34.374,0:14:35.834 Good knowing you! 0:14:47.095,0:14:49.056 Thanks, brother. 0:15:47.823,0:15:49.283 Your Dom Pérignon, sir. 0:15:49.324,0:15:52.953 The first time 0:15:54.746,0:15:57.416 Ever I saw 0:15:58.458,0:16:01.336 Your face 0:16:05.507,0:16:08.802 I thought the earth 0:16:08.844,0:16:12.973 Moved in my hand 0:16:16.810,0:16:18.228 Well, I have... 0:16:19.980,0:16:22.482 kind of a special toast. 0:16:22.566,0:16:25.611 It's been three years[br]since our first date. 0:16:25.652,0:16:28.280 Time has really gone by fast. 0:16:28.363,0:16:29.489 Yep. 0:16:32.784,0:16:36.705 over the past few weeks[br]I've been doing some thinking. 0:16:36.788,0:16:38.540 Mainly thinking about... 0:16:39.374,0:16:40.834 the human condition. 0:16:40.876,0:16:44.296 A lot of life comes down to[br]making sacrifices... 0:16:44.379,0:16:47.174 and deciding which direction[br]is my life gonna go. 0:16:49.218,0:16:50.636 Your mouth 0:16:50.719,0:16:53.055 Could you please leave?[br]Thank you very much. 0:16:56.850,0:16:59.144 - You okay?[br]- Yeah. 0:17:02.439,0:17:07.277 A lot of life comes down to deciding,[br]what am I willing to sacrifice? 0:17:07.361,0:17:09.445 Because, obviously... 0:17:10.531,0:17:14.326 if you choose one path in life,[br]you can't choose the other. 0:17:14.409,0:17:17.329 That's kind of where[br]I found myself lately... 0:17:17.371,0:17:19.455 ever since we... 0:17:19.540,0:17:22.876 you and l, in our relationship... 0:17:22.917,0:17:25.087 have reached... 0:17:25.170,0:17:26.839 that place. 0:17:28.507,0:17:30.425 "That place". 0:17:33.262,0:17:34.888 The upshot is... 0:17:38.267,0:17:39.685 you win. 0:17:49.444,0:17:51.530 "You win"? 0:17:51.613,0:17:53.574 Was that a proposal? 0:17:55.617,0:17:58.537 Well, "you win" was just[br]the last part of it. 0:17:58.579,0:18:01.165 The whole thing was a proposal. 0:18:02.457,0:18:04.418 The "you win" had context. 0:18:04.459,0:18:06.420 Aren't you even gonna look at it? 0:18:08.130,0:18:13.677 First, can we retrace the mental steps[br]that led to "you win"? 0:18:13.760,0:18:17.890 Like when you say that you and l[br]have reached "that place". What place? 0:18:19.558,0:18:21.268 You know what I mean. 0:18:22.895,0:18:24.771 Shit or get off the pot? 0:18:31.820,0:18:35.449 Did you really just say[br]"shit or get off the pot"... 0:18:35.532,0:18:37.784 right here in the Starlight Room? 0:18:37.868,0:18:39.328 What is the big deal? 0:18:39.369,0:18:43.081 Why couldn't you have just said[br]"Fish or cut bait"? 0:18:43.123,0:18:46.835 We always say "shit or get off the pot".[br]Everybody does. 0:18:46.919,0:18:48.337 Not in the Starlight Room. 0:18:48.420,0:18:50.339 What is it[br]with the Starlight Room? 0:18:50.422,0:18:52.257 Magic, Jimmie![br]Romance? 0:18:52.299,0:18:55.260 You know, the whole reason[br]you come up here to propose? 0:18:55.302,0:18:58.472 See the city lights, have a wonderful[br]meal, listen to beautiful music. 0:18:58.555,0:19:00.432 It casts this romantic spell. 0:19:00.474,0:19:03.519 But when you say[br]"shit or get off the pot"... 0:19:03.602,0:19:06.647 all that magic[br]just suddenly disappears... 0:19:06.730,0:19:09.650 and all you have left[br]is bowel trouble. 0:19:10.692,0:19:12.319 Well, I'm sorry. 0:19:12.361,0:19:16.949 I didn't think you'd get so upset[br]over a figure of speech. 0:19:17.032,0:19:21.119 It's not the words, Jimmie.[br]It's the whole approach. 0:19:21.203,0:19:24.498 God, it's as if you deliberately... 0:19:29.378,0:19:30.546 What? 0:19:35.384,0:19:38.345 You don't want to marry me,[br]do you? 0:19:39.221,0:19:41.181 I just proposed to you. 0:19:41.223,0:19:44.518 But the way you proposed,[br]you weren't asking me to marry you. 0:19:44.560,0:19:47.521 You were asking me to say "no". 0:19:48.814,0:19:51.400 Just put it on, all right?[br]Please? 0:19:51.483,0:19:54.027 You don't want to be married,[br]Jimmie. 0:19:54.111,0:19:57.197 And I don't want to be married[br]to a guy who doesn't want to be married. 0:19:58.615,0:20:00.534 Anne, come here. 0:20:03.370,0:20:06.081 You know that I love you. 0:20:06.165,0:20:07.249 It's just... 0:20:09.710,0:20:12.671 Can't we just leave things[br]the way they are? 0:20:17.759,0:20:20.012 Just for a while. 0:20:20.137,0:20:22.723 Hey, sis.[br]How was the Starlight Room? 0:20:25.517,0:20:27.102 What, he didn't ask? 0:20:27.186,0:20:30.439 oh, yeah, he asked.[br]Barely. 0:20:33.108,0:20:36.945 Anne, I'm confused. Shouldn't we be[br]phoning home and popping the champagne? 0:20:37.029,0:20:39.281 He botched it! 0:20:39.364,0:20:42.868 The worst proposal.[br]Really! 0:20:42.910,0:20:45.913 Maybe the worst proposal[br]of all time. 0:20:45.996,0:20:48.582 But you love the guy.[br]How bad could it be? 0:20:48.665,0:20:51.084 How's this for romantic? 0:20:51.168,0:20:53.629 "You win". 0:20:53.712,0:20:55.797 - You win what?[br]- Nothing. 0:20:55.881,0:20:57.341 Just "you win". 0:20:57.424,0:21:00.427 Like the last three years[br]have been a poker game... 0:21:00.511,0:21:04.014 and I was holding[br]whatever it is that you hold... 0:21:04.097,0:21:05.432 when you win. 0:21:05.516,0:21:08.060 "You win".[br]God, that's brutal. 0:21:09.728,0:21:11.772 Could you stop saying it,[br]please? 0:21:17.402,0:21:18.820 Stop it! 0:21:20.906,0:21:24.201 - Was he hammered?[br]- You'd think so. No. 0:21:24.284,0:21:26.829 Everything was perfect.[br]Really perfect. 0:21:26.912,0:21:30.624 You know, the music and the view. 0:21:30.707,0:21:33.418 Everything but his proposal. 0:21:33.502,0:21:37.089 Maybe he wrote down a beautiful speech[br]on a small piece of paper... 0:21:37.172,0:21:38.465 and lost it. 0:21:38.507,0:21:40.551 Natalie. 0:21:40.634,0:21:45.681 This is a once-in-a-lifetime thing,[br]and not just for me... for him too. 0:21:45.764,0:21:47.641 You know, all I wanted... 0:21:48.934,0:21:52.312 was for him to want to do it right,[br]and he didn't. 0:21:52.396,0:21:54.940 And that says everything. 0:21:57.150,0:21:58.318 You get it. 0:22:07.244,0:22:10.080 Do you know[br]that in the year 2020... 0:22:10.164,0:22:13.000 women are gonna outnumber men[br]four to one? 0:22:13.041,0:22:16.461 And you will only have[br]three childbearing years left. 0:22:17.296,0:22:19.214 Anne, talk to him. 0:22:20.549,0:22:21.884 Answer the phone. 0:23:09.806,0:23:12.059 Here, another dozen roses. 0:23:12.142,0:23:15.229 Gee, Jimmie,[br]like old times again, huh? 0:23:15.270,0:23:17.022 Not quite. 0:23:17.064,0:23:20.609 Look at you, savoring all of those[br]wild flings you had as a wolf. 0:23:20.692,0:23:23.195 - I'm not savoring.[br]- At least he's romantic. 0:23:23.278,0:23:25.280 When's the last time[br]you bought Rita flowers? 0:23:25.364,0:23:27.407 She's allergic. 0:23:28.575,0:23:31.286 Listen, instead of[br]sending a dozen a day... 0:23:31.370,0:23:34.373 just send her[br]a couple hundred thousand at once. 0:23:34.456,0:23:36.416 For all the good it'll do you. 0:23:36.458,0:23:40.712 Max, I have him to give me this shit.[br]From you, I'd just like the flowers. 0:23:40.754,0:23:42.047 okay. 0:23:42.089,0:23:44.049 I'm just telling you,[br]man to man... 0:23:44.091,0:23:46.718 what you said in the Starlight Room[br]was really bad. 0:23:46.760,0:23:50.264 - If you wanna make up with someone...[br]- Just one second. 0:23:50.347,0:23:52.057 Who told you? 0:23:52.099,0:23:53.725 What does it matter? 0:23:53.809,0:23:57.729 'Cause it's personal, and it's not[br]a story I want a lot of people knowing. 0:23:57.771,0:23:59.898 Who told you[br]about the Starlight Room? 0:23:59.940,0:24:02.609 What, the "shit or get off the pot"[br]proposal? 0:24:02.693,0:24:05.153 - I heard about it from my dentist.[br]- Excuse me? 0:24:05.237,0:24:07.239 My wife told me that story[br]last night. 0:24:07.322,0:24:11.118 - Son of a bitch insulted Barry White.[br]- That was a woman singing, you idiot. 0:24:11.160,0:24:14.913 My analyst couldn't stop mentioning it.[br]It's a bunch of crap, if you ask me. 0:24:14.997,0:24:16.498 Who was there, you or me? 0:24:16.582,0:24:18.500 My best friend's[br]stepsister's cousin... 0:24:18.584,0:24:19.918 was the maitre 'd. 0:24:21.170,0:24:22.462 You should know, Jimmie. 0:24:22.546,0:24:26.258 Your proposal, it's become[br]an instant urban legend. 0:24:29.469,0:24:32.598 I'd hate to think what happens[br]if this gets back to my grandfather. 0:24:35.017,0:24:36.143 Amen. 0:24:36.226,0:24:40.480 They said he had no pulse,[br]no brain waves, nothing. 0:24:40.564,0:24:42.649 Then he opened his eyes... 0:24:42.733,0:24:46.486 sat straight up[br]and called the doctor a scum-sucker. 0:24:47.654,0:24:50.908 After death?[br]Is that possible? 0:24:50.991,0:24:52.910 They said it was a reflex. 0:25:03.128,0:25:04.713 How you holding up? 0:25:05.839,0:25:07.549 That's funny. 0:25:07.633,0:25:11.887 He was a difficult guy. I don't[br]know anyone that actually liked him. 0:25:11.970,0:25:14.765 But he was the only family[br]I had left. 0:25:14.848,0:25:17.267 Jimmie, can I see you a second? 0:25:23.440,0:25:25.108 Well... 0:25:25.192,0:25:27.110 he's with God now. 0:25:29.530,0:25:32.783 Any chance you could come[br]to the office tomorrow morning? 0:25:32.866,0:25:35.285 - Yeah. Is anything wrong?[br]- No, not at all. 0:25:35.369,0:25:39.039 As you know, I'm executor[br]of your grandfather's will. 0:25:39.081,0:25:42.835 He videotaped it a few years back.[br]Very hush-hush. 0:25:42.918,0:25:45.170 Guess we oughta take a look. 0:25:45.254,0:25:46.922 I'll be there. 0:25:52.636,0:25:54.054 Human condi... 0:25:58.475,0:26:01.186 Can I have a minute, please? 0:26:01.270,0:26:02.688 Alone? 0:26:05.858,0:26:07.860 Thank you. 0:26:16.243,0:26:18.537 I'm sorry about your granddad. 0:26:20.998,0:26:22.958 These are beautiful. 0:26:38.932,0:26:43.437 okay. I just wanted[br]to tell you I was sorry. 0:26:43.520,0:26:44.646 Where are you going? 0:26:44.730,0:26:45.814 Gonna go... 0:26:46.607,0:26:48.317 water my apartment. 0:26:48.400,0:26:50.903 So, where does that leave us? 0:26:53.488,0:26:56.158 Let's just say[br]the door's not closed. 0:26:56.241,0:26:57.910 So it's open. 0:26:57.993,0:26:59.119 No. 0:26:59.953,0:27:01.330 It's ajar. 0:27:01.371,0:27:03.665 okay, so I'm at[br]this mystery door. 0:27:03.749,0:27:05.459 What if I push it open? 0:27:06.585,0:27:08.086 Can't be pushed. 0:27:08.170,0:27:09.630 How about if I knock? 0:27:10.964,0:27:13.884 If it's a nice knock,[br]I might answer. 0:27:17.554,0:27:20.015 You can close that door[br]behind you. 0:27:23.060,0:27:25.521 Before I read[br]my last will and testament... 0:27:25.604,0:27:28.941 I just want to make[br]one or two observations... 0:27:28.982,0:27:32.945 to them who whatsoever[br]should be listening. 0:27:34.321,0:27:36.156 I'm now old... 0:27:36.198,0:27:39.159 and one day you too[br]are gonna be old... 0:27:39.201,0:27:43.163 and you'll spend[br]half your time sleepin'... 0:27:43.205,0:27:45.916 and the other half eatin'. 0:27:45.999,0:27:47.918 That was delicious. 0:27:48.001,0:27:50.379 And then you'll die. 0:27:51.630,0:27:52.881 Ever the gentleman. 0:27:52.965,0:27:54.633 Don't shush me. 0:27:54.716,0:27:57.177 - Guys.[br]- l, James Shannon the first... 0:27:58.303,0:28:00.722 What the hell are you doin'? 0:28:00.806,0:28:02.891 Who told you to zoom in? 0:28:02.975,0:28:04.685 Back off! 0:28:06.728,0:28:08.021 oh, for Pete's sake. 0:28:08.105,0:28:10.858 I hereby bequeath[br]my entire estate... 0:28:10.941,0:28:12.860 - "Estate".[br]- to my grandson... 0:28:12.901,0:28:15.404 James Shannon the third. 0:28:16.530,0:28:19.408 That's a few thousand shares... 0:28:19.491,0:28:21.827 and quite a large stake... 0:28:21.869,0:28:24.872 in USDA cows. 0:28:24.955,0:28:26.707 Stake.[br]Yeah, well, that's... 0:28:26.790,0:28:29.459 No pun intended. 0:28:29.543,0:28:34.173 Thanks to the exemplary eating habits[br]of my fellow Americans... 0:28:35.507,0:28:39.094 my entire net worth today... 0:28:39.178,0:28:41.805 is just over... 0:28:41.889,0:28:44.933 a hundred million dollars. 0:28:45.767,0:28:49.897 That is a pretty hefty piece... 0:28:49.938,0:28:52.191 of "boof borgeegnon". 0:28:54.776,0:28:56.069 Yeah. 0:29:00.115,0:29:01.700 Breathe, fellas. 0:29:04.369,0:29:06.246 You want me to rewind? 0:29:06.330,0:29:08.957 Do you want me to pause?[br]okay. 0:29:09.041,0:29:11.627 A hundred million dollars. 0:29:11.710,0:29:16.048 No? Then we'll talk[br]about the conditions. 0:29:16.089,0:29:18.550 What is this, Brewster's Millions? 0:29:18.592,0:29:20.802 - Throw 'em at us![br]- You and me both! 0:29:20.886,0:29:22.137 Keep it down! 0:29:22.221,0:29:26.391 Now, you moron.[br]Now's the time you can come in on me. 0:29:26.433,0:29:28.268 Come on! 0:29:28.352,0:29:30.103 The conditions are... 0:29:30.187,0:29:32.439 that he gets married... 0:29:32.523,0:29:35.609 that, to guarantee that the union... 0:29:35.692,0:29:38.403 isn't some shabby scam... 0:29:38.487,0:29:42.491 he and his wife remain married[br]for at least ten years... 0:29:42.574,0:29:45.828 - Ten years?[br]- one, zero... 0:29:45.911,0:29:50.582 spending no more than[br]one night apart each month... 0:29:50.624,0:29:54.169 and that within five years... 0:29:54.253,0:29:59.466 they produce[br]genetically verifiable offspring! 0:30:00.551,0:30:03.262 - I'd like to leave my grandson...[br]- No way. 0:30:03.303,0:30:05.097 with one final thought. 0:30:05.138,0:30:06.598 Jimmie boy... 0:30:07.850,0:30:09.768 if you don't get married... 0:30:09.810,0:30:14.064 before 6:05 p.m.... 0:30:14.147,0:30:16.650 on your 30th birthday... 0:30:16.692,0:30:21.321 that was the time[br]you came into this world... 0:30:21.405,0:30:23.866 you're gonna get cut off... 0:30:23.949,0:30:26.618 without a goddamn cent and f... 0:30:29.621,0:30:31.999 I think we get the gist. 0:30:32.082,0:30:34.001 So when is the wedding? 0:30:35.669,0:30:37.713 oh, no. 0:30:37.796,0:30:40.382 The night we saw you[br]at the showroom... 0:30:40.465,0:30:42.968 you were on your way to... 0:30:43.010,0:30:45.888 The Starlight Room?[br]That was you? 0:30:45.971,0:30:49.558 Yep. That's right.[br]I defiled the Starlight Room. 0:30:49.641,0:30:52.519 And you know what?[br]I'm glad. 0:30:52.561,0:30:54.313 Forget the Starlight Room! 0:30:54.354,0:30:57.733 Besides, I am gonna marry Anne. 0:30:57.816,0:31:01.320 I just have to reconcile myself[br]to the idea of marriage, that's all. 0:31:01.403,0:31:05.866 Well, you'd better start reconciling.[br]Your birthday is soon, right? Next week? 0:31:05.949,0:31:07.659 No, it's not next week. 0:31:07.743,0:31:09.328 Thank God. 0:31:09.369,0:31:11.163 It's tomorrow. 0:31:12.956,0:31:17.503 It's set. Gluckman got us the licenses[br]and my Uncle Gus lent me a limo. 0:31:17.586,0:31:20.172 Let's get the lady next door.[br]She can play the organ. 0:31:20.214,0:31:23.050 You think it's easy settin' up a wedding[br]in an hour and a half? 0:31:23.133,0:31:27.054 You're lucky the priest at[br]my grandmother's nursing home was free. 0:31:28.639,0:31:30.599 Yeah, well, there are limits. 0:31:38.148,0:31:41.109 What kind of dumb bitch[br]lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown? 0:31:42.152,0:31:43.612 What are you babbling about? 0:31:43.695,0:31:47.199 She gets a great guy like that[br]and lets him slip through her fingers. 0:31:47.241,0:31:49.701 Natalie, mind your own business. 0:31:49.743,0:31:51.745 I'm just thinking out loud. 0:31:51.787,0:31:56.083 He probably just tossed her up on[br]that piece of wood and said, "You win". 0:31:56.166,0:31:57.417 There's the priest. 0:31:57.459,0:31:59.586 - What do you feel right now?[br]- Well... 0:31:59.670,0:32:00.879 Get over it! 0:32:00.921,0:32:03.966 You're marrying the woman you love[br]and inheriting a fortune. 0:32:04.049,0:32:06.969 It's not like you're meeting[br]the Grim Reaper. 0:32:09.054,0:32:11.098 Jimmie Shannon? 0:32:11.181,0:32:12.891 I've come for you. 0:32:13.976,0:32:16.895 - Bye.[br]- Hey, what's that smell? 0:32:17.813,0:32:19.773 You're wearing his aftershave,[br]aren't you? 0:32:19.815,0:32:23.777 No. It's probably some just left[br]on the sweater or something. 0:32:23.861,0:32:25.571 Right. Yeah. 0:32:25.654,0:32:28.240 Have fun at Mom and Dad's. 0:32:28.323,0:32:31.910 I'm really sorry that I can't be there[br]for all the anniversary stuff. 0:32:31.994,0:32:35.289 Yeah, I can see[br]how heartbroken you are. 0:32:35.330,0:32:37.124 Bye. 0:32:37.875,0:32:40.127 So, how's my grandmother? 0:32:44.047,0:32:45.966 Should I tell her[br]about the money? 0:32:46.049,0:32:48.594 Are you kidding me?[br]You're thinking of not? 0:32:48.677,0:32:51.763 Do you really want to[br]start your marriage off with a lie? 0:32:51.847,0:32:54.808 No, but she's gonna kill me[br]if I tell her. 0:32:54.892,0:32:56.435 Anybody would. 0:32:56.518,0:32:58.478 Your call, man. 0:33:01.231,0:33:03.483 Give me one of those mints. 0:33:03.567,0:33:07.779 You think she's gonna say, "I'm not[br]marrying you till you brush your teeth?" 0:33:30.511,0:33:33.222 It would be a very great honor[br]to have your hand... 0:33:33.305,0:33:36.642 Yes. I will. I do. Whatever.[br]Is this thing real? 0:33:36.683,0:33:38.310 Yeah.[br]Think she'll say yes? 0:33:38.352,0:33:40.812 I don't know. Suddenly[br]she's gotten really particular. 0:33:40.854,0:33:42.481 I can't think why. 0:33:42.523,0:33:45.108 Good thing you'll have three weeks[br]to rehearse. 0:33:45.192,0:33:46.360 Three weeks? 0:33:46.401,0:33:49.530 Hot assignment in Athens.[br]She left a half hour ago. 0:33:50.489,0:33:52.074 Heliport. 0:33:52.157,0:33:55.661 Hey.[br]Running looks desperate. 0:33:58.831,0:34:02.709 - The heliport![br]- Jimmie! You might need the ring. 0:34:34.783,0:34:36.743 I'm outta here. 0:34:43.833,0:34:45.252 Anne! 0:34:49.089,0:34:52.467 What are you doing?[br]I tried to call you at the office, but... 0:34:52.551,0:34:54.803 Do you have a minute? 0:34:54.887,0:34:57.389 Yeah, I've got a minute.[br]What... 0:34:58.557,0:34:59.808 What are you doing? 0:35:00.517,0:35:04.771 Anne, would you do me[br]the great honor of marrying me? 0:35:04.855,0:35:06.106 What? 0:35:06.190,0:35:10.360 - Would you do me the great honor...[br]- I heard you. But why now? 0:35:10.444,0:35:13.280 Just say yes, all right?[br]Please. 0:35:13.322,0:35:15.657 I really, really want you to. 0:35:15.741,0:35:18.076 Well, that's definitely[br]an improvement. 0:35:18.160,0:35:19.745 Is that a yes? 0:35:39.264,0:35:41.183 What's going on? 0:35:41.266,0:35:43.936 Nothing's going on.[br]I love you. 0:35:44.019,0:35:48.607 Yeah, I know that, but what's with[br]the traveling wedding party? 0:35:48.649,0:35:51.985 What's the point of waiting?[br]Let's just do it. Today. Now. 0:35:52.820,0:35:54.154 Right now now? 0:35:54.238,0:35:56.698 Trust me.[br]We gotta seize the moment. 0:35:56.782,0:36:01.495 What's important is that I love you[br]and I want to spend my life with you. 0:36:01.537,0:36:03.664 - You're sure?[br]- Yes. 0:36:03.747,0:36:06.708 You're sure[br]you want to tie the knot? 0:36:06.750,0:36:08.502 You're really sure? 0:36:08.585,0:36:11.129 You wanna get hitched? 0:36:11.213,0:36:15.676 You wanna strap on[br]the old ball and chain? 0:36:20.722,0:36:25.310 Mm-hmm. See, now, there's[br]the Jimmie Shannon that I know. 0:36:26.395,0:36:28.856 Where are you going? 0:36:28.897,0:36:30.899 You should've seen[br]what I just saw. 0:36:30.983,0:36:32.734 What did you just see? 0:36:33.652,0:36:34.862 A bachelor. 0:36:35.737,0:36:38.907 - What are you talking about?[br]- You're not ready. 0:36:38.991,0:36:42.202 of course I'm ready![br]I'm standing at a helipad in my tuxedo! 0:36:42.286,0:36:44.329 No, you're not ready. 0:36:44.413,0:36:46.790 Don't you understand? 0:36:46.874,0:36:49.334 I don't know[br]if you'll ever be ready. 0:36:51.420,0:36:53.338 You've won. 0:37:19.072,0:37:20.365 What the hell happened? 0:37:20.449,0:37:22.701 oh, Jimmie got a look. 0:37:22.743,0:37:25.245 A look?[br]I don't understand. 0:37:25.287,0:37:27.789 He was wallowing[br]in bachelor memories again. 0:37:27.831,0:37:29.291 I still don't understand. 0:37:29.374,0:37:31.793 It's over. She took[br]an assignment in Athens. 0:37:31.877,0:37:33.962 - I tried to persuade her, but...[br]- This is bad. 0:37:34.046,0:37:35.464 Very bad. 0:37:35.547,0:37:38.133 A hundred million dollars bad. 0:37:38.217,0:37:41.970 The Shannon legend continues.[br]The Starlight Room, now the helipad. 0:37:42.054,0:37:44.681 Can you show me the look?[br]Was it... 0:37:45.766,0:37:47.184 or... 0:37:47.267,0:37:49.895 I don't know,[br]'cause I didn't see it. 0:37:49.978,0:37:54.399 I'm sorry about the money, but[br]the woman I love just walked out on me. 0:37:54.441,0:37:55.901 Maybe forever. 0:37:55.943,0:37:57.903 You can't walk away from that money. 0:37:57.945,0:37:59.696 You saw that video. 0:37:59.780,0:38:03.951 If you don't get married, you're cut off[br]without a goddamn cent and f... 0:38:05.619,0:38:08.789 So I won't get the money.[br]I've been fine without it so far. 0:38:08.831,0:38:10.249 You don't understand. 0:38:10.332,0:38:15.128 The will provides that all assets[br]are to be sold for cash... 0:38:15.170,0:38:17.130 including Shannon Billiards. 0:38:20.592,0:38:22.970 Can't wait till we're alone. 0:38:23.011,0:38:27.599 Welcome onboard Virgin Atlantic Airways[br]nonstop service to London... 0:38:27.641,0:38:29.309 - I love you.[br]- continuing on to Athens. 0:38:29.351,0:38:33.313 our flying time will be[br]approximately 18 hours. 0:38:33.355,0:38:36.608 Will all ground crew[br]please leave the plane. 0:38:36.650,0:38:39.653 Are you saying oden Sports[br]could buy the company? 0:38:39.695,0:38:43.574 I'm telling you[br]oden Sports will buy the company. 0:38:43.657,0:38:45.742 These guys are like locusts. 0:38:45.826,0:38:48.745 They buy you out, lay people off[br]and strip the place clean. 0:38:48.829,0:38:51.665 - The plant will be gone within a week.[br]- We're screwed. 0:38:51.707,0:38:53.375 Not necessarily. 0:38:54.835,0:38:56.879 You have until just after 6:00[br]tomorrow night. 0:38:56.962,0:38:58.672 That makes, what... 0:38:59.923,0:39:01.550 27 hours and change. 0:39:03.385,0:39:05.387 Find someone to marry. 0:39:06.221,0:39:08.390 Fine. I'll get married[br]just for you. 0:39:08.473,0:39:12.186 Well, I'd be happy to entertain[br]any better ideas. 0:39:12.269,0:39:13.520 Anyone? 0:39:17.441,0:39:18.859 I'm not hearing anything. 0:39:18.942,0:39:21.862 Hear this.[br]I found someone to marry. 0:39:21.945,0:39:24.573 Not to be callous, Jimmie... 0:39:24.656,0:39:27.493 but Anne already[br]told you "no" twice. 0:39:27.534,0:39:29.495 They're right, Jim. 0:39:29.578,0:39:33.373 You made the decision[br]not to tell Anne about the money. 0:39:33.457,0:39:34.875 over is over. 0:39:36.543,0:39:40.547 Sid and I are seeing[br]one of your ex's tonight. 0:39:40.631,0:39:43.675 She's organizing the fund-raising ball[br]at the Steinard. 0:39:45.260,0:39:47.429 - Buckley?[br]- Not Buckley. 0:39:47.513,0:39:50.015 So it won't be Buckley.[br]Find someone else. 0:39:50.098,0:39:52.226 I'm sorry.[br]Jobs come and go. Businesses too. 0:39:52.309,0:39:55.229 But Anne is...[br]There's only one Anne. 0:39:55.312,0:40:00.234 It's real easy for you three to tell me[br]to walk away from the woman I love... 0:40:00.317,0:40:03.153 but this is my life[br]we're talking about. 0:40:03.237,0:40:04.530 My life. 0:40:06.198,0:40:07.866 Surprise! 0:40:07.950,0:40:09.868 For he's a jolly good fellow 0:40:09.910,0:40:13.080 For he's a jolly good fellow 0:40:13.163,0:40:16.208 For he's a jolly good fellow 0:40:16.250,0:40:17.960 Which nobody can deny 0:40:20.754,0:40:22.798 What about their lives? 0:40:22.881,0:40:25.342 This time next week[br]they'll be out of jobs. 0:40:25.425,0:40:28.428 over 200 families[br]without providers. 0:40:28.512,0:40:31.431 Women thrown out[br]in the freezing cold. 0:40:31.515,0:40:34.560 Children going to bed[br]on empty stomachs. 0:40:34.601,0:40:38.397 Well, if you're really[br]gonna close down the plant... 0:40:39.731,0:40:42.609 now's the time to do it. 0:40:42.651,0:40:46.613 For he's a jolly good fellow 0:40:46.697,0:40:49.575 Which nobody can deny 0:40:50.284,0:40:52.161 Big 3-0 tomorrow! 0:40:55.706,0:40:57.624 Let's go have some cake! 0:41:01.253,0:41:03.046 As I recall... 0:41:03.130,0:41:07.426 the first ten years of marriage[br]fly by like no time at all. 0:41:07.509,0:41:09.136 Really? 0:41:09.219,0:41:10.470 No. 0:41:16.643,0:41:19.188 I don't want to talk about it. 0:41:19.271,0:41:20.814 okay. 0:41:35.662,0:41:38.624 - What are you doing?[br]- Cooking. 0:41:39.374,0:41:40.834 What are you making? 0:41:45.297,0:41:47.341 Is it me? 0:41:47.424,0:41:52.721 I mean, am I just really bad[br]at being proposed to? 0:41:58.477,0:42:00.521 It couldn't have been worse[br]than "you win". 0:42:00.604,0:42:03.065 Don't underestimate the guy. 0:42:03.148,0:42:04.858 That shithead! 0:42:04.942,0:42:08.195 He can't commit.[br]He can't commit. It's over. 0:42:08.237,0:42:11.698 What do you mean, he can't commit?[br]He's constantly asking you to marry him. 0:42:11.740,0:42:15.202 But you're not there when he does it.[br]You don't see what happens to him. 0:42:15.244,0:42:17.204 He completely goes to pieces. 0:42:17.246,0:42:20.207 His jaw locks, his eyes get all big,[br]he starts fidgeting... 0:42:20.249,0:42:22.209 and he completely goes[br]to this other place. 0:42:22.251,0:42:26.255 It's like he's not even there![br]He's not even there! 0:42:27.673,0:42:29.341 I know what you need. 0:42:34.304,0:42:37.349 - I'm not going home with you.[br]- Come on. Please? 0:42:37.432,0:42:39.476 It'll be good for you. 0:42:39.560,0:42:44.022 Being with them will make whatever[br]you're going through feel like nothing. 0:42:46.316,0:42:50.779 okay. But if they start,[br]you're taking me out drinking. 0:42:50.821,0:42:52.364 Deal. 0:42:54.283,0:42:56.869 Come on, gorilla.[br]We in Manila. 0:42:56.910,0:42:59.872 Come on, gorilla![br]This is the thrilla! 0:43:27.107,0:43:29.526 Well, well. 0:43:31.487,0:43:33.947 Well, this is quite a collection. 0:43:33.989,0:43:37.075 Let's land you a trophy wife. 0:43:40.829,0:43:42.789 - How about Monique?[br]- No. Dull. 0:43:45.167,0:43:47.127 It's between Stacey and Zoe. 0:43:48.754,0:43:51.423 Stacey was terrific, but... 0:43:51.465,0:43:53.592 Zoe was always there for me. 0:43:53.634,0:43:55.594 Clingy, I think you said. 0:43:55.677,0:43:58.931 Forget about "there for you".[br]Who do you want to spend your life with? 0:43:59.014,0:44:01.016 Anne. 0:44:03.519,0:44:04.770 Choose. 0:44:07.523,0:44:08.816 Stacey. 0:44:45.853,0:44:48.814 Jimmie Shannon![br]Long time no see. 0:44:48.856,0:44:51.984 Too long.[br]You look beautiful. 0:44:52.025,0:44:54.820 The hair.[br]That's new, isn't it? 0:44:54.862,0:44:56.822 Said like a true guy. 0:44:56.864,0:44:59.032 So, pull up a chair. 0:45:01.410,0:45:04.872 - Quiet in your pit today, huh?[br]- It's the oPEC conference, so we wait. 0:45:04.955,0:45:07.708 It's not a great day[br]for a tour of the exchange. 0:45:09.543,0:45:12.045 That's not exactly why I'm here. 0:45:13.046,0:45:15.007 This is gonna seem sudden... 0:45:15.048,0:45:19.219 but something completely unexpected[br]came up and I thought about you... 0:45:19.303,0:45:20.846 because of... 0:45:21.597,0:45:24.183 I've always had great memories[br]of when we dated. 0:45:26.268,0:45:27.936 Me too. 0:45:28.020,0:45:30.189 The thing is, my grandfather[br]passed away last week... 0:45:30.230,0:45:32.566 I'm so sorry. 0:45:32.649,0:45:34.067 Kuwait walked out! 0:45:35.861,0:45:38.530 Buy! Buy![br]Fourteen contracts! 0:45:38.614,0:45:41.200 Fourteen contracts, right here! 0:45:43.869,0:45:45.871 Nineteen bought! Done! 0:45:45.954,0:45:47.915 You were saying[br]about your grandfather. 0:45:47.956,0:45:50.918 He left me some money.[br]A lot, actually. 0:45:50.959,0:45:52.586 Five! 0:45:52.669,0:45:53.962 A hundred million dollars. 0:45:54.046,0:45:55.756 Sell it! 0:45:55.797,0:45:57.549 But there's a condition. 0:45:57.633,0:45:59.051 Size! Size! 0:45:59.092,0:46:00.886 Six! Five! Five! 0:46:00.969,0:46:02.804 - Up five...[br]- Here's the deal. 0:46:02.888,0:46:05.390 To get the inheritance,[br]I gotta be married tomorrow. 0:46:05.474,0:46:08.060 I know it's sudden,[br]but are you interested? 0:46:17.319,0:46:18.570 She's engaged. 0:46:18.654,0:46:20.239 Engaged or married? 0:46:20.280,0:46:23.283 - 'Cause if she's only engaged...[br]- Forget about it. 0:46:23.325,0:46:24.618 It ain't happening. 0:46:24.660,0:46:27.120 So you'll marry Zoe. 0:46:27.204,0:46:29.289 She was always there for you[br]anyway. 0:46:31.375,0:46:33.001 Zoe! 0:46:33.085,0:46:34.753 Can't breathe. 0:46:34.795,0:46:36.547 Me either! 0:46:36.630,0:46:39.925 oh, I'm so excited.[br]I can't believe this is happening. 0:46:40.008,0:46:41.927 I've waited so long. 0:46:43.971,0:46:46.473 What about what's-her-face? 0:46:47.641,0:46:49.309 Anne. 0:46:59.903,0:47:01.155 She said no. 0:47:01.238,0:47:05.159 oh, I am just so thrilled[br]that you would think of me next. 0:47:08.829,0:47:10.664 oh, my God. 0:47:10.706,0:47:12.666 How far down the list am I? 0:47:13.792,0:47:16.170 Third.[br]But what does that matter? 0:47:16.211,0:47:19.173 I'm here because of[br]all the wonderful times we had together. 0:47:20.549,0:47:23.010 We did have[br]some pretty magical times. 0:47:24.636,0:47:28.348 In between you leaving me every[br]now and then, saying I was too clingy. 0:47:28.432,0:47:31.351 Zoe, I'm sorry.[br]I just... 0:47:31.435,0:47:36.648 If you forgive me now and marry me,[br]I promise I will never leave you again. 0:47:36.732,0:47:40.819 Swear to God that you will[br]stay by my side always? 0:47:40.903,0:47:44.156 It'll just be you and me forever? 0:47:44.239,0:47:46.700 Come on, Natalie.[br]We'll miss the train. 0:47:47.784,0:47:48.869 Anne? 0:48:14.019,0:48:16.480 I thought you were Anne.[br]I'm sorry. 0:48:16.563,0:48:18.357 Zoe! 0:48:20.442,0:48:23.403 Clingy![br]He calls me clingy! 0:48:24.571,0:48:26.532 Must be a fire sale. 0:48:37.501,0:48:41.046 I can't believe you.[br]Zoe was a lock. A lock! 0:48:41.129,0:48:45.759 only one man would tell a broad she's[br]third on his list while he's proposing... 0:48:45.843,0:48:47.094 Jimmie Shannon! 0:48:47.177,0:48:48.929 She burned me in effigy. 0:48:49.012,0:48:51.640 Rita bites her nails.[br]You adjust. 0:48:57.980,0:48:59.398 What's this one's name? 0:49:00.274,0:49:01.400 llana? 0:49:02.109,0:49:03.277 Love llana! 0:49:03.360,0:49:06.572 Cute, funny.[br]A bit theatrical, but she'll do. 0:49:06.655,0:49:10.617 Hey, if you happen to see Anne again,[br]just remember... 0:49:10.701,0:49:13.203 she's on a plane to Athens. 0:49:13.287,0:49:17.249 Hey, not your shade of green, jerk-off?[br]Come on! What am I doin' here? 0:49:18.333,0:49:21.253 The Napa Express[br]is in the station... 0:49:21.295,0:49:24.423 and continuing on to Redding[br]and Portland, oregon. 0:49:24.506,0:49:29.261 The Napa Express is departing[br]immediately at 7:23. 0:49:29.344,0:49:30.804 All aboard! 0:49:45.027,0:49:46.778 Anne? 0:50:05.589,0:50:06.924 What are you doing? 0:50:07.007,0:50:09.843 I'm documenting my first day[br]of being single. 0:50:09.927,0:50:13.597 - Great, because we just missed our cab.[br]- You know, I'm really lucky. 0:50:13.680,0:50:18.143 I came that close to making[br]the biggest mistake of my life. 0:50:18.227,0:50:19.520 That close. 0:50:21.230,0:50:22.564 That close. 0:50:22.648,0:50:26.151 Come on and tell[br]the nice cab man. 0:50:35.869,0:50:38.956 - I thought you said she was dying.[br]- She is dying. 0:51:10.362,0:51:11.864 Perfect. 0:51:21.331,0:51:23.041 Encore! Encore! 0:51:26.628,0:51:28.797 - Keep the change.[br]- From a 20? 0:51:28.881,0:51:32.384 - Wasn't that a four-dollar cab ride?[br]- The poor guy had to listen to you. 0:51:32.426,0:51:37.097 You think he went to work thinking, "l[br]hope I find out about Anne and Jimmie". 0:51:37.181,0:51:40.058 I'm sorry.[br]I'm stopping. I'm stopping! 0:51:40.100,0:51:42.811 Not another word out of me[br]about Jimmie. 0:51:43.937,0:51:47.065 But let's not talk about this[br]with them. 0:51:47.149,0:51:50.068 - 'Cause I just...[br]- Please, God, make it stop. 0:51:55.157,0:51:56.909 - Happy anniversary![br]- Thank you. 0:51:56.992,0:51:59.286 I'll get the bags. 0:51:59.328,0:52:02.289 Dale, missing you already. 0:52:07.961,0:52:10.923 okay, how can I say this[br]politely? 0:52:10.964,0:52:15.010 If you hadn't walked in here just now,[br]I'd have forgotten you even existed. 0:52:16.345,0:52:19.306 I mean, Joey,[br]you strut onto my stage... 0:52:19.348,0:52:23.602 and dangle money in front of my face[br]like I'm gonna swoon... 0:52:23.644,0:52:26.855 when all I even remember about you[br]is we screwed a couple of times. 0:52:26.939,0:52:31.485 And I recall thinking[br]you look nice with your shirt off. 0:52:31.568,0:52:34.279 But then again, so do I. 0:52:34.321,0:52:36.281 These are completely bent.[br]These suck. 0:52:36.323,0:52:39.868 - She didn't remember you, huh?[br]- She did. Vaguely. 0:52:39.952,0:52:42.371 oh, vaguely, that's good. 0:52:42.454,0:52:45.874 I tell you, man,[br]what goes around, comes around. 0:52:45.958,0:52:49.211 - I have no idea what you mean by that.[br]- Yeah, right. 0:52:49.294,0:52:52.381 oh, it's my fault some girl[br]I hooked up with a few years back... 0:52:52.464,0:52:54.716 isn't chomping at the bit[br]to marry me. 0:52:54.800,0:52:57.135 What goes around, comes around. 0:52:57.219,0:53:00.848 All right, man, come on.[br]We need a name and a number. 0:53:00.931,0:53:02.182 Carolyn. 0:53:03.392,0:53:05.352 oh, yeah,[br]the eternal student. 0:53:05.394,0:53:08.981 The kids'll be bright. They'll have[br]no friends, but they'll be bright. 0:53:18.323,0:53:22.744 I bet you've never even considered[br]the symbolism of a traditional wedding. 0:53:22.828,0:53:26.206 Give me a break, Carolyn.[br]I was an Econ major. 0:53:26.248,0:53:29.209 Then it's right up your alley,[br]because that's what it is. 0:53:29.293,0:53:31.920 It is a ritualized[br]property transfer. 0:53:32.004,0:53:36.216 Father-slash-seller arrives[br]with daughter-slash-property... 0:53:36.300,0:53:41.930 who's wearing a white dress to guarantee[br]the merchandise is, you know, unspoiled. 0:53:42.014,0:53:44.266 A religious figure[br]sanctifies the sale... 0:53:44.349,0:53:46.268 and daughter-property[br]becomes wife-property. 0:53:46.351,0:53:47.728 It's beautiful, really. 0:53:47.811,0:53:49.354 It's precious. 0:53:49.396,0:53:53.525 Look, this man-slash-potential groom[br]doesn't have the time-slash-energy... 0:53:53.609,0:53:58.155 to put up with this feminist-slash-[br]pseudopsychological bullshit. 0:53:58.238,0:54:00.282 Yes or no? 0:54:02.159,0:54:04.077 Glad to see you still got balls. 0:54:04.161,0:54:06.079 I don't believe in marriage. 0:54:06.163,0:54:09.082 Neither do I.[br]That's the beauty of this offer. 0:54:09.166,0:54:12.085 It's a marriage for people[br]who don't believe in marriage. 0:54:12.169,0:54:15.005 Your outlook, Jimmie,[br]is so totally patriarchal... 0:54:15.088,0:54:18.550 right down to these roses, which are[br]the classic male overture to seduction. 0:54:18.634,0:54:22.137 I always thought of them as flowers.[br]They certainly smell like flowers. 0:54:22.221,0:54:26.225 No, it's symbolism. They just[br]happen to be the plant's vagina. 0:54:27.809,0:54:29.603 - Come on![br]- It's true! 0:54:29.686,0:54:33.482 That symbolism[br]is the reason men give flowers. 0:54:33.565,0:54:37.194 Why would a man[br]give a woman a symbolic vagina? 0:54:37.277,0:54:38.821 Why wouldn't he? 0:54:38.904,0:54:42.324 It just happens to signal[br]that his intentions go beyond platonic. 0:54:42.407,0:54:44.451 It lets her know[br]what he ultimately wants. 0:54:44.535,0:54:48.121 Carolyn, I'm not interested[br]in your goddamn vagina, all right? 0:54:48.205,0:54:50.249 I just wanna marry you! 0:55:18.277,0:55:22.489 So, thinking ahead,[br]if Daphne says no, who do we go for? 0:55:22.531,0:55:25.325 Be serious. We need Daphne. 0:55:25.367,0:55:27.870 I mean, who's left, Monique? 0:55:27.911,0:55:29.830 We need Daphne, all right? 0:55:29.913,0:55:32.249 Monique is dull. 0:55:32.332,0:55:37.296 Her life is eggplants[br]and bean sprouts... 0:55:37.379,0:55:41.300 lettuce, Brussels sprouts,[br]broccoli. 0:55:53.270,0:55:55.647 This is so exciting. 0:55:57.774,0:55:59.985 - No peeking![br]- oh, well, all right. 0:56:00.068,0:56:01.904 No peeking? 0:56:01.987,0:56:05.157 All right, there. okay. 0:56:09.536,0:56:11.371 Go ahead. open the box. 0:56:13.415,0:56:15.250 - I can't![br]- Yes, you can! 0:56:15.334,0:56:17.878 - open the box.[br]- open it! 0:56:17.961,0:56:19.588 All right. 0:56:21.131,0:56:24.927 It's so beautiful! 0:56:25.010,0:56:26.970 You're so beautiful. 0:56:38.524,0:56:39.608 Mom! 0:56:39.691,0:56:41.944 That's why people[br]don't go out with you. 0:56:43.278,0:56:46.698 Wait. I have to go[br]to the bathroom. 0:56:46.740,0:56:48.367 Don't be too long. 0:56:49.827,0:56:51.578 I'll be back as quick as I can. 0:57:01.463,0:57:03.423 Missing you already! 0:57:03.507,0:57:07.344 Natalie and I were talking about[br]going to get a drink, if that's okay. 0:57:07.427,0:57:09.221 okay? You kidding? 0:57:11.223,0:57:14.142 Your mother and I have got plenty[br]to keep ourselves amused. 0:57:14.226,0:57:15.394 - Drink?[br]- Drink. 0:57:37.583,0:57:39.751 Move aside. 0:57:43.046,0:57:44.089 Through here. 0:57:45.132,0:57:46.967 Come on. 0:57:47.009,0:57:48.802 I got him from here. 0:57:48.886,0:57:52.139 Get him the hell into cell six,[br]and nobody talks to him but me. 0:57:52.222,0:57:53.599 You got it. 0:57:53.640,0:57:56.477 Hey, hey, hey! You think I'm playing[br]some kind of game with you? 0:57:56.518,0:57:58.770 I don't play good cop-bad cop.[br]It requires too much patience. 0:57:58.854,0:58:01.440 I go straight to bad cop, worse cop. 0:58:01.482,0:58:03.984 - Now behave![br]- You heard the lady. Move it! 0:58:08.238,0:58:10.449 - I see you're still enjoying your job.[br]- Yeah. 0:58:10.491,0:58:12.993 You look great. 0:58:13.076,0:58:15.496 - You lose some weight?[br]- Get that guy! 0:58:18.624,0:58:23.170 Stay down, ya stinkin' mope, before[br]I hammer your nuts up to your tonsils! 0:58:26.632,0:58:29.176 Twelve pounds. Can ya tell? 0:58:32.262,0:58:35.682 - Would you relax?[br]- Relax? Let me get this straight. 0:58:35.724,0:58:37.684 You're saying,[br]take this money... 0:58:37.768,0:58:40.813 and give up any chance of ever[br]finding true and meaningful love? 0:58:40.854,0:58:44.316 I'm only kind of saying that. 0:58:45.734,0:58:47.402 What is wrong with you? 0:58:47.486,0:58:50.364 What is wrong with me?[br]What is wrong with you? 0:58:51.532,0:58:53.575 Don't you want to marry[br]someone you love? 0:58:53.659,0:58:58.080 Unfortunately, for me, at this point,[br]that is not an option. 0:58:58.121,0:59:00.666 Well, fortunately,[br]for me, it is. 0:59:03.210,0:59:08.173 I've always had this dream that I'd open[br]up my own restaurant and have this... 0:59:09.550,0:59:11.176 You don't want to hear about this. 0:59:13.053,0:59:16.557 I'd definitely like[br]to hear about this. 0:59:16.640,0:59:18.642 It'd be more than a restaurant. 0:59:18.725,0:59:20.686 It'd be more like[br]a new approach to food. 0:59:20.769,0:59:23.772 Take salad. People hear "salad,"[br]and they think lettuce, right? 0:59:23.856,0:59:27.025 And usually iceberg lettuce,[br]especially Americans. 0:59:27.109,0:59:31.530 They don't realize all the different[br]varieties and kinds of lettuce... 0:59:31.613,0:59:34.449 and all the things[br]that can be done... 0:59:34.533,0:59:35.909 Brussels sprouts. 0:59:35.951,0:59:39.454 People go through their day[br]kind of blah. 0:59:39.538,0:59:41.748 But if they really[br]stopped and looked... 0:59:41.832,0:59:46.753 they'd realize that the Brussels sprout[br]is more than another green vegetable. 0:59:46.795,0:59:48.755 What it really is... 0:59:52.885,0:59:54.261 Cabbage. 0:59:55.596,0:59:57.890 How could you strike out six times? 0:59:57.973,1:00:01.435 It hasn't been pretty.[br]on the last one he says he blanked. 1:00:01.518,1:00:02.936 You mentioned the money? 1:00:03.020,1:00:05.105 That's what happened, all right? 1:00:05.189,1:00:09.485 I just lost my ability[br]to carry on a conversation. 1:00:09.568,1:00:10.944 You used to date her! 1:00:11.028,1:00:13.489 So what do you want me to do,[br]mime the proposal? 1:00:13.572,1:00:16.200 - Yes![br]- And you mentioned the money? 1:00:16.283,1:00:18.911 What in hell kind of women[br]are these? 1:00:18.994,1:00:21.288 Enough! All right?[br]Where is she? 1:00:24.082,1:00:26.001 Buckley. 1:00:26.084,1:00:29.546 okay, crunch time.[br]Seventh game of the World Series. 1:00:29.630,1:00:32.674 Bottom of the ninth,[br]two outs, full count. 1:00:32.758,1:00:36.303 This is our last chance.[br]There's no tomorrow. Got it? 1:00:36.386,1:00:37.804 Four clichés ago. 1:00:37.846,1:00:40.974 237 jobs, man, huh? 1:00:41.058,1:00:43.227 Just give me[br]the damn symbolic vaginas. 1:00:45.312,1:00:47.356 You are sick! 1:00:49.942,1:00:52.319 Nice to see you, Buckley. 1:00:54.321,1:00:56.281 - You didn't have to.[br]- Well, I wanted to. 1:00:56.323,1:01:00.118 Truth is, ever since[br]we stopped dating... 1:01:00.202,1:01:03.789 well, I've thought[br]about you a lot. 1:01:03.831,1:01:07.167 And what have you been thinking? 1:01:07.209,1:01:10.796 Well, I've been thinking that[br]of all the women I've dated... 1:01:10.879,1:01:14.675 you are without question... 1:01:14.716,1:01:16.176 the... 1:01:18.011,1:01:19.638 most poised. 1:01:19.680,1:01:21.723 I'm sure you're right. 1:01:21.807,1:01:25.227 Yeah, and lately I've... 1:01:25.310,1:01:27.980 realized I could use[br]more poise in my life. 1:01:29.982,1:01:31.567 What are you doing? 1:01:31.650,1:01:33.360 You must wonder[br]what we're doing here. 1:01:35.779,1:01:39.449 Roy o'Dell told me[br]all about your grandfather's will. 1:01:39.533,1:01:42.703 - I'll marry you.[br]- You will? 1:01:42.786,1:01:45.831 Just like that? 1:01:45.914,1:01:48.625 The Hale-Winter[br]family situation is eroding. 1:01:48.709,1:01:50.836 We could use an infusion. 1:01:50.919,1:01:53.755 Sacrifices must be made. 1:01:58.260,1:01:59.344 Get up. 1:02:25.579,1:02:27.956 okay. oh, my goodness. 1:02:34.046,1:02:35.881 This is fun! 1:02:37.925,1:02:40.761 I'd forgotten how much fun[br]this can be! 1:02:40.844,1:02:43.764 It took you 22 San Miguels[br]to realize that? 1:02:44.932,1:02:47.059 Really nice guys, huh? 1:02:47.142,1:02:49.269 Viable choices. 1:03:09.289,1:03:13.085 - Can I cut in?[br]- Yeah, cut in. Hi. 1:03:13.126,1:03:15.003 oh, God. 1:03:19.675,1:03:22.427 How come Mom and Dad[br]like each other so much? 1:03:22.469,1:03:23.929 I know. 1:03:25.639,1:03:29.184 It's hard to take,[br]but it would be really... 1:03:29.268,1:03:32.271 - It would be really nice to have.[br]- Yeah. 1:03:33.313,1:03:35.983 For those of us[br]who don't already have it. 1:03:39.111,1:03:44.283 - Where's Marco?[br]- He went to pick up Buckley's dress. 1:03:45.409,1:03:51.206 It's been on standby since the family[br]Picassos went up for auction. 1:03:51.290,1:03:54.877 one hundred million dollars. 1:03:54.960,1:03:56.378 one hundred million dollars. 1:03:57.796,1:04:00.966 one, zero, zero, million dollars. 1:04:01.884,1:04:05.179 Ten times ten million dollars. 1:04:05.220,1:04:10.809 one hundred million dollars. 1:04:11.977,1:04:14.229 Now, kid, just remember... 1:04:14.313,1:04:17.149 Buckley can be very loving. 1:04:19.651,1:04:24.406 Father, would you zip me, please? 1:04:41.215,1:04:43.342 okay. I'm ready. 1:04:48.055,1:04:51.850 - Assembled mourners...[br]- Wrong service, Father. 1:04:51.934,1:04:53.894 Is it? 1:04:58.357,1:05:01.485 one hundred million dollars. 1:05:01.568,1:05:04.363 Dearest, any chance[br]you could say that silently? 1:05:04.404,1:05:06.448 one hundred...[br]Why don't we skip the pet names? 1:05:06.532,1:05:08.700 This is a business arrangement,[br]pure and simple. 1:05:08.742,1:05:12.412 It's a little more than that. We'll[br]be spending a lot of time together. 1:05:12.496,1:05:15.958 I don't see why. You'll keep your place[br]in the city. I'll stay in Marin. 1:05:16.041,1:05:18.252 We'll see each other[br]when we absolutely need to. 1:05:18.335,1:05:21.296 Dearly beloved,[br]we are gathered here today... 1:05:21.380,1:05:24.341 I'm sorry, Father. Roy, what did you[br]tell her about the will's provisions? 1:05:24.424,1:05:28.887 I don't recall my exact words. 1:05:28.971,1:05:31.640 We can only spend[br]one night apart a month. 1:05:33.142,1:05:35.102 one night together a month. 1:05:38.856,1:05:42.109 - Pardon me.[br]- Nice job. 1:05:49.408,1:05:52.286 Does the will require[br]that we sleep in the same bed... 1:05:52.369,1:05:54.830 or would, say,[br]twin beds create a problem? 1:05:54.913,1:05:56.957 None at all. 1:05:57.040,1:05:59.585 opposite wings[br]in an enormous manor? 1:05:59.668,1:06:02.796 As long as you're[br]under the same roof. 1:06:12.514,1:06:14.683 Continue, please, Father. 1:06:14.766,1:06:16.351 Don't worry. We'll adjust. 1:06:17.436,1:06:19.938 That will hardly be necessary. Three[br]years will be over before we know it. 1:06:19.980,1:06:21.982 - Go ahead.[br]- oh, Lord. 1:06:22.024,1:06:23.317 - Three?[br]- Go on. 1:06:23.400,1:06:26.820 - To join these people in matrimony.[br]- Excuse me, Father. 1:06:29.990,1:06:32.701 I may have misspoken. 1:06:32.784,1:06:36.205 The marriage has to last longer. 1:06:37.122,1:06:39.333 - Ten years.[br]- A decade? 1:06:41.668,1:06:43.128 Pardon me. 1:06:51.220,1:06:52.971 And in ten years, I go free? 1:06:53.013,1:06:54.807 Free as a bird. 1:06:56.183,1:06:58.894 - With my half of the estate?[br]- Yes. 1:07:08.278,1:07:10.906 And I can live anywhere[br]and with anyone I want? 1:07:10.989,1:07:15.702 If you choose, you can leave[br]the children and move to Afghanistan. 1:07:15.786,1:07:17.704 - Do you, Jimmie...[br]- Children? 1:07:17.788,1:07:19.540 Don't worry.[br]You have five years. 1:07:19.623,1:07:22.084 Take this Buckley... 1:07:43.814,1:07:45.399 one hundred million dollars. 1:07:47.317,1:07:49.319 Children within five years. 1:07:52.698,1:07:54.616 one hundred million dollars. 1:07:54.700,1:07:56.618 Children within five years. 1:07:57.286,1:07:58.996 one kid! That's all! 1:07:59.079,1:08:03.000 Do like the English! As soon as he can[br]crawl, ship him off to boarding school. 1:08:03.083,1:08:05.043 You can have an epidural! 1:08:07.129,1:08:09.715 Roy, let's go! 1:08:09.798,1:08:12.050 I've got to fill out[br]some paperwork. 1:08:13.260,1:08:16.805 What paperwork?[br]What are you talking about? 1:08:16.889,1:08:20.350 Freeze the company's accounts[br]to prepare it for sale. 1:08:20.434,1:08:22.560 You're cuttin' us off[br]without a goddamn dime! 1:08:22.644,1:08:24.938 You think I want to? 1:08:24.979,1:08:27.941 We won't get paid without that money.[br]I'll lose my home. 1:08:28.024,1:08:30.944 So if I act illegally,[br]I'll lose mine! 1:08:31.028,1:08:34.238 You have three homes! 1:08:34.323,1:08:36.283 I'm a lawyer. 1:08:36.325,1:08:38.618 There's still 17 hours, all right?[br]Let's not panic. 1:08:38.702,1:08:40.953 I'll think of someone. 1:08:41.037,1:08:42.956 You better. We've got[br]our backs to the wall. 1:08:43.040,1:08:46.251 Time for desperate measures.[br]What about my daughter? 1:08:46.335,1:08:49.254 - Absolutely not.[br]- Why not? 1:08:49.296,1:08:53.175 - She isn't good enough for you?[br]- She's 15! 1:08:53.258,1:08:56.136 It's pretty late in the game[br]for you to be Mr. Choosy. 1:08:57.470,1:08:59.430 Give me a lift home. 1:08:59.515,1:09:02.975 I'm too disgusted to drive. 1:09:25.332,1:09:29.002 From now on,[br]we're only dating divorcés. 1:09:29.086,1:09:30.879 Why? 1:09:30.962,1:09:34.131 'Cause we'll know[br]they're already ready. 1:09:34.216,1:09:38.470 Right. or widowers then.[br]Can't forget the widowers. 1:09:38.554,1:09:41.640 If only Jimmie had[br]one dead wife, right? 1:09:41.723,1:09:44.518 - Then he'd be ready.[br]- or two. 1:09:44.560,1:09:48.689 - Imagine if he had two, boy.[br]- Yeah, then you guys would be married. 1:09:53.902,1:09:55.863 Do you think he'll call? 1:09:55.904,1:09:58.657 He doesn't even know[br]you're here. 1:09:59.575,1:10:02.119 Yeah, that's right. 1:10:02.202,1:10:07.124 Can you imagine Jimmie[br]at that salsa club tonight? 1:10:09.209,1:10:14.006 oh, my God. Trying to do[br]that Rico Suave dip move. 1:10:14.089,1:10:17.176 oh, my gosh.[br]The Riverdancer he's not. 1:10:17.259,1:10:22.097 Always kicks me in the shins[br]and he scrunches my toes. 1:10:23.348,1:10:26.560 That would have been hysterical[br]to watch him try. 1:10:27.394,1:10:30.856 - Call him.[br]- What do you mean, "call him"? 1:10:34.193,1:10:36.570 okay, what do I say? 1:10:39.156,1:10:43.535 That you love him and[br]you'll keep seeing each other... 1:10:43.577,1:10:46.413 as long as he doesn't propose. 1:11:00.761,1:11:02.721 That's it! That is it! 1:11:02.763,1:11:04.807 - Calm down.[br]- The sun! 1:11:04.890,1:11:06.809 The sun! It's rising! 1:11:06.892,1:11:09.853 Just sit down, all right? The[br]important thing is to find me a bride. 1:11:09.937,1:11:11.939 - I'm thinking here.[br]- You're thinkin'? 1:11:12.022,1:11:15.609 Well, zippity-doo-dah![br]Hey, he's thinkin'! 1:11:15.692,1:11:18.195 I hear the flowers[br]bursting into song. 1:11:19.947,1:11:24.159 Hey, listen. one moment, sir.[br]The wheels are turning. 1:11:24.243,1:11:27.871 Ah, yes, proof positive[br]indeed that there is a God. 1:11:27.955,1:11:33.001 You know why? Because my friend has[br]finally experienced brain activity! 1:11:33.085,1:11:36.755 Hey, let's hear[br]what he has to say. 1:11:36.839,1:11:40.676 - Pray, do tell.[br]- It's not them. It's me. 1:11:40.759,1:11:45.347 They can see it in my face,[br]just like Anne. 1:11:45.430,1:11:48.475 They know I don't[br]want to get married. 1:11:50.102,1:11:51.603 That's it. 1:11:51.687,1:11:54.523 - Where you goin'?[br]- To get you a wife. 1:11:55.649,1:11:57.484 Alone! 1:11:57.568,1:11:59.820 You think I'm gonna sit back[br]and let you pick my wife? 1:11:59.862,1:12:02.656 - It's our only hope![br]- What is that supposed to mean? 1:12:02.739,1:12:05.701 You know how many times[br]you've proposed now? Ten! 1:12:07.327,1:12:09.371 No, nine,[br]and that includes Anne. 1:12:09.454,1:12:11.832 Excuse me! Ten! 1:12:11.915,1:12:14.501 What am I supposed to do,[br]just wait here? 1:12:14.585,1:12:18.714 Just be at Saint Peter and Paul Church[br]at 5:00. I'll have someone. 1:12:18.797,1:12:22.009 Don't forget the priest,[br]and happy birthday. 1:12:23.844,1:12:25.762 He's still not there! 1:12:25.846,1:12:29.516 - Leave a message on the answer machine.[br]- It's not picking up! 1:12:29.600,1:12:31.518 The next train doesn't[br]leave until 1:15. 1:12:31.602,1:12:34.980 You're kidding![br]Well, let's go anyway. 1:12:41.403,1:12:43.614 So much for sleeping. 1:12:43.697,1:12:45.657 What time did you say[br]we can get into that church? 1:12:45.741,1:12:47.159 2:30. 1:12:49.244,1:12:51.205 That gives us hours. 1:12:51.288,1:12:53.332 You got any ideas? 1:13:21.610,1:13:23.987 They all make it look so easy. 1:13:25.072,1:13:28.283 - Been a long night, huh?[br]- No kidding. 1:13:28.367,1:13:30.369 It's grueling out there. 1:13:30.452,1:13:34.998 You definitely made the right decision[br]as far as the whole celibacy thing. 1:13:35.082,1:13:39.711 I believe we were put here[br]to love and cherish one another. 1:13:39.753,1:13:43.298 Sharing your life with someone[br]you love is a blessing. 1:13:43.382,1:13:45.968 Somebody very wise[br]taught me that. 1:13:46.051,1:13:48.804 - Jesus?[br]- My wife. 1:13:48.887,1:13:51.223 You're married? 1:13:51.265,1:13:54.977 I was happily married[br]for 26 years. 1:13:55.060,1:13:57.896 I only put on this collar[br]when my wife died. 1:13:57.980,1:14:02.359 I'm the father of four[br]and the grandfather of ten. 1:14:02.442,1:14:04.695 A priest with grandchildren. 1:14:04.778,1:14:06.155 That's the youngest. 1:14:07.489,1:14:10.909 Took his first steps last Tuesday. 1:14:10.993,1:14:14.663 Getting married was[br]one of the best things I ever did. 1:14:16.456,1:14:19.585 It's a wonderful thing[br]as time goes by... 1:14:19.668,1:14:23.172 to be with someone who looks[br]into your face when you've gotten old... 1:14:23.255,1:14:25.632 and still sees what you think[br]you look like. 1:14:27.259,1:14:29.887 The first time 1:14:31.805,1:14:35.642 Ever I saw your face 1:14:41.815,1:14:45.110 I thought the sun 1:14:47.279,1:14:51.950 Rose in your eye 1:15:01.710,1:15:03.879 Welcome to the other side? 1:15:07.674,1:15:09.801 Best thing you ever did, huh? 1:15:20.020,1:15:22.523 - Hello?[br]- Who's this? 1:15:22.564,1:15:24.650 - Who's this?[br]- It's Anne. 1:15:24.691,1:15:26.652 oh, Anne, it's Rita. 1:15:26.693,1:15:30.864 Hey, Mr. All-nighter,[br]it's Anne looking for Jimmie. 1:15:35.619,1:15:37.246 How's Greece? 1:15:37.329,1:15:40.082 oh, hi, Marco.[br]Where's Jimmie? 1:15:40.165,1:15:43.752 He's not home?[br]We were out, you know, boy stuff. 1:15:43.836,1:15:46.713 And you ended up with his phone?[br]What did you do to him? 1:15:46.755,1:15:50.926 Take it easy. You goin' to Athens[br]nearly cost me my job... 1:15:51.009,1:15:52.970 not to mention, breakin' his heart. 1:15:55.097,1:15:57.599 Well, I didn't go. 1:15:57.683,1:16:01.228 I didn't go. I never went.[br]I'm here in Mendocino with... 1:16:01.311,1:16:04.606 Yeah, okay. With Natalie.[br]We're taking the 1:15 home. 1:16:04.690,1:16:09.069 So can you find Jimmie[br]and will you... 1:16:09.111,1:16:11.947 Well, find Jimmie[br]and just tell him... 1:16:12.030,1:16:14.533 that I really, really[br]want to see him for dinner, okay? 1:16:14.616,1:16:16.785 - Yeah.[br]- okay, thanks. 1:16:18.203,1:16:19.872 Hurry! 1:16:22.166,1:16:25.043 So this is where[br]I'm going to tie the knot. 1:16:25.085,1:16:28.380 Me and Marco's mystery bride. 1:16:29.798,1:16:32.885 Why don't you try[br]to get some sleep? 1:16:33.844,1:16:37.347 If I shut my eyes,[br]I'll want to sleep forever. 1:16:37.389,1:16:39.766 You got about three hours. 1:16:43.103,1:16:45.355 Here. Hold on. Here. 1:16:48.275,1:16:50.986 Maybe when you wake up... 1:16:52.613,1:16:54.948 the world will look[br]a lot different. 1:17:01.788,1:17:04.708 So, they get in at 5:50. 1:17:04.791,1:17:08.629 Which leaves us only 15 minutes to get[br]to the church and get them married. 1:17:08.670,1:17:11.673 Tight, but doable.[br]Does she know about last night? 1:17:11.757,1:17:14.259 Like I'm gonna tell her.[br]That's Jimmie's problem. 1:17:14.301,1:17:16.595 If he had had more balls[br]in the first place... 1:17:17.805,1:17:20.140 The thing is, he's not home[br]and I have his cell phone. 1:17:20.224,1:17:22.643 - Have you heard from him?[br]- Not a word. 1:17:23.769,1:17:26.688 Good news, darlin'.[br]You're off the hook. 1:17:28.148,1:17:30.901 I guess the only thing[br]is to get to the church. 1:17:30.984,1:17:33.362 There will be some disappointed brides[br]there, but they'll get over it. 1:17:33.445,1:17:36.365 - "Some"?[br]- Half a dozen, a dozen tops. 1:17:36.448,1:17:38.492 I put an ad in the classifieds. 1:17:39.493,1:17:41.036 Very good thinkin'. 1:17:41.119,1:17:44.790 Thanks. It cost me some bucks.[br]Plus I had to send them a picture. 1:17:44.832,1:17:47.334 For the classified? 1:17:59.972,1:18:04.518 "Would you marry this man for 100..."[br]What? What is this? 1:18:04.601,1:18:07.062 - Read it![br]- Did you see this? 1:18:07.146,1:18:09.231 No way! Come on! 1:18:59.740,1:19:01.241 Yes! 1:19:31.939,1:19:33.899 What time is it? 1:19:33.982,1:19:35.943 I got ten to 5:00. 1:19:35.984,1:19:38.904 Who said you could speak, asshole? 1:19:38.946,1:19:42.741 This is not my fault![br]I only put an ad in the classifieds. 1:19:42.783,1:19:45.202 Maybe we could sue. 1:19:45.285,1:19:50.874 Shut up! Shut up! I swear I'll break[br]your scrawny neck with my bare hands! 1:19:50.958,1:19:53.961 According to him,[br]who better remain silent... 1:19:54.044,1:19:57.256 Anne will be here by 6:00[br]at the latest. 1:19:57.297,1:19:59.299 We got five minutes[br]for a wedding service. 1:19:59.341,1:20:02.553 If we keep the church,[br]we're golden. 1:20:02.636,1:20:04.596 What the hell? 1:20:05.681,1:20:08.600 oh, poor Jimmie. 1:20:21.155,1:20:23.115 Get off my train! 1:20:25.742,1:20:27.661 Hello, handsome. 1:20:30.122,1:20:32.499 Well, hello there! 1:20:32.541,1:20:34.793 Let's get the hell out of here, huh?[br]I got my bike outside. 1:20:34.835,1:20:36.086 Don't even think about it. 1:20:36.170,1:20:37.629 - Let go, freak![br]- "Freak"? 1:20:37.713,1:20:40.340 - He's mine, you hippo![br]- In your dreams! 1:20:40.424,1:20:41.341 Take it easy! 1:20:41.425,1:20:46.388 oh, damn! Johnnie, pick me![br]I'll make you so happy! 1:20:46.472,1:20:48.390 - It was like you were dead in heaven.[br]- It's Jimmie! 1:20:48.474,1:20:52.603 You're my last chance,[br]my last chance. 1:20:52.686,1:20:55.647 Princeton University,[br]the same college as Brooke Shields. 1:20:55.731,1:21:00.235 He didn't say nothin' in the paper[br]about education. Is that important? 1:21:00.319,1:21:02.321 Yes, you have to tell us[br]how you're choosing. 1:21:02.404,1:21:04.740 Yeah, we need criteria. 1:21:04.823,1:21:08.160 Fair is fair, honey! Come on![br]Give us criteria. 1:21:08.202,1:21:11.038 Criteria! Criteria! 1:21:16.376,1:21:18.378 Calm down! Calm down! 1:21:18.420,1:21:20.589 Please, calm down! Look! 1:21:22.132,1:21:25.093 My criteria are... 1:21:25.177,1:21:27.221 you know, the same as any man's. 1:21:27.304,1:21:29.515 Answer the damn question! 1:21:29.556,1:21:31.558 This is a difficult situation. 1:21:31.642,1:21:34.770 I'm not gonna rush through it[br]and risk hurting people's feelings. 1:21:34.853,1:21:38.357 He was firm![br]I love that in a man! 1:21:38.440,1:21:41.860 - And yet somehow, still sensitive.[br]- oh, shut up. 1:21:41.902,1:21:45.697 - Is religion a criteria?[br]- Absolutely not. 1:21:45.739,1:21:48.200 How about education?[br]Is that a criterion? 1:21:48.242,1:21:51.620 I suppose some college[br]would be a plus. 1:21:51.703,1:21:55.290 - College?[br]- A plus, but not a requirement. 1:21:55.374,1:21:57.709 How about English? 1:21:57.793,1:21:59.378 She has to speak English. 1:22:01.672,1:22:04.550 I'm sorry.[br]I gotta draw the line somewhere. 1:22:12.975,1:22:15.310 How's about looks? 1:22:15.394,1:22:16.895 Looks? 1:22:16.937,1:22:19.314 Yeah, looks! 1:22:20.399,1:22:22.359 That's a hard question... 1:22:22.442,1:22:26.572 because, as you know,[br]physical attraction is... 1:22:26.613,1:22:28.782 It's a chemistry thing, really. 1:22:28.866,1:22:32.619 What she means is, should we clear out[br]and leave you with the skinny blonds? 1:22:32.703,1:22:34.621 I didn't say that. 1:22:34.705,1:22:37.249 But we are talking about[br]weight limit, aren't we? 1:22:37.332,1:22:39.168 - Well...[br]- How much? 1:22:39.251,1:22:41.503 What's the weight criteria? 1:22:41.587,1:22:43.380 Right on, sister. 1:22:43.463,1:22:46.008 - I don't know.[br]- What's your cutoff? 1:22:46.091,1:22:48.552 - 150?[br]- 150! 1:22:49.720,1:22:53.265 You don't get a set like these[br]at 150! 1:22:53.348,1:22:56.518 Why don't you just say[br]skinny blonds and get it over with? 1:22:56.602,1:22:59.271 Skinny blonds with big jugs! 1:22:59.354,1:23:00.898 Don't put that cliché on me. 1:23:00.939,1:23:04.151 You just said the criteria[br]were the same as most other men. 1:23:04.234,1:23:06.987 Most other men like blonds.[br]It's a simple syllogism. 1:23:07.070,1:23:09.114 - But even so...[br]- Hey! 1:23:09.198,1:23:12.868 Do you like blonds? 1:23:12.951,1:23:16.538 I'm not gonna say[br]I don't like blonds! 1:23:16.622,1:23:19.333 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1:23:20.083,1:23:21.585 Ladies! 1:23:21.668,1:23:25.672 Ladies and ladies. 1:23:25.756,1:23:30.761 As the priest of this church, I feel[br]it is my holy duty to inform you... 1:23:30.844,1:23:35.516 that this man has no money and has[br]no intention of marrying any of you. 1:23:37.726,1:23:39.853 The whole thing was a prank. 1:23:39.937,1:23:42.314 It went a little too far. 1:23:42.356,1:23:45.901 Anyway, if we could clear out[br]the church as quickly as possible... 1:23:45.984,1:23:47.903 we have to make way[br]for a real wedding. 1:23:47.986,1:23:49.905 Go in peace. 1:23:49.988,1:23:53.742 Not true![br]He's lying, all right? 1:23:53.826,1:23:57.538 Who are we supposed to believe,[br]you or a priest? 1:23:57.621,1:24:00.499 Yeah, what you think? You think[br]you're some kind of comedian? 1:24:00.582,1:24:04.920 Gettin' us all excited and dressed up[br]just so you can slap us in the face? 1:24:05.003,1:24:07.256 I don't think so.[br]Excuse me, baby. 1:24:07.339,1:24:11.135 I don't want to get rowdy[br]up in this church, but I will. 1:24:11.218,1:24:16.557 Now, somebody gettin' married[br]up in here today, and it better be me. 1:24:16.640,1:24:18.851 You're all alike.[br]You lead us on, then won't commit. 1:24:18.892,1:24:21.436 Is that how you get your kicks,[br]playing with women's hopes and dreams? 1:24:21.520,1:24:23.897 Thank God I'm bisexual. 1:24:26.775,1:24:28.402 Here comes the bride! 1:24:28.485,1:24:30.612 Take it easy! Geez! 1:24:34.575,1:24:35.701 Come here! 1:24:35.784,1:24:39.997 I'm wondering, since I wake up[br]in a church full of brides... 1:24:40.038,1:24:42.082 what is my face doing[br]on the front page of the paper? 1:24:42.166,1:24:44.918 - Answer?[br]- Anne's here, or will be! 1:24:45.002,1:24:46.795 Get back, you animals! 1:24:49.965,1:24:53.051 - Her train arrives in 40 minutes![br]- Cut the crap! 1:24:53.135,1:24:55.929 There's no direct trains[br]from Athens to San Francisco. 1:24:56.013,1:24:59.475 - It's true.[br]- She wants to have dinner with you. 1:24:59.558,1:25:01.477 Dinner? 1:25:03.020,1:25:05.022 From now on we do it[br]my way, all right? Agreed? 1:25:05.105,1:25:07.399 - Agreed![br]- All right! 1:25:07.441,1:25:12.404 All right. I'm too excited to think![br]What do we do? 1:25:12.446,1:25:17.826 We obviously can't have a wedding[br]in a church infested with brides. 1:25:17.910,1:25:20.370 Exactly![br]Can you get to the station? 1:25:20.454,1:25:23.040 - In 40 minutes?[br]- Yes! Thank you. 1:25:23.123,1:25:25.751 Guys, I'm leaving you to take care[br]of this mob. Don't let me down. 1:25:25.834,1:25:27.294 Crazy broads! 1:25:38.055,1:25:40.307 That will be $400. 1:25:40.390,1:25:43.101 I'll give you double if you can[br]have it at the station in half an hour. 1:25:43.185,1:25:45.646 A customer gets[br]what a customer wants. 1:26:14.424,1:26:17.511 Hey! Drop back! 1:26:19.513,1:26:22.808 - Ladies![br]- Let's get him! 1:26:36.446,1:26:39.366 There he is! 1:26:46.373,1:26:48.167 Stop! 1:26:48.250,1:26:50.210 I'll squash you[br]with my bare hands! 1:26:51.587,1:26:53.839 Take me to the station[br]as fast as you can! 1:26:57.593,1:27:01.138 You'll be delighted to hear[br]we're arriving five minutes early. 1:27:02.639,1:27:04.516 oh, my God. 1:27:06.393,1:27:08.395 You're not gonna like this. 1:27:11.064,1:27:15.777 The northbound City of Seattle is[br]ready for boarding on track number 16. 1:27:15.861,1:27:19.781 Ladies and gentlemen, train 623... 1:27:19.865,1:27:23.202 has arrived at 5:49[br]on track number two. 1:27:23.285,1:27:27.581 The express in the station at 5:49,[br]track number two. 1:27:52.856,1:27:57.736 Do you have a second?[br]I just gotta say something to you. 1:27:57.778,1:28:00.697 You're not going to[br]propose again, are you? 1:28:00.739,1:28:04.243 You just really wouldn't want to let[br]a girl down for a third time. 1:28:04.326,1:28:07.579 I know, but today I was at[br]the Palace of Fine Arts, all right? 1:28:07.663,1:28:10.916 I was on the lake with this priest.[br]It was really romantic. 1:28:10.958,1:28:13.418 We were there a couple[br]of years ago, remember? 1:28:14.920,1:28:17.798 Suddenly I had this image of your hair[br]going into your eye... 1:28:17.881,1:28:22.261 and I remember I pulled it back[br]and there was this freckle. 1:28:26.765,1:28:28.308 Have you been crying? 1:28:34.648,1:28:35.607 Damn it! 1:28:37.985,1:28:40.612 This has been the worst day[br]of my life. 1:28:40.696,1:28:44.908 You obviously know about the money. What[br]you don't know is that I had to do it. 1:28:44.992,1:28:48.996 I would have been responsible[br]for closing down the whole company. 1:28:49.079,1:28:51.999 I don't even know if you know[br]I'm not married, which I'm not... 1:28:52.082,1:28:54.710 but I want to be. 1:28:56.253,1:28:59.298 - Would you please say something?[br]- Why didn't you tell me? 1:28:59.339,1:29:04.136 I guess I didn't trust you[br]to believe me... 1:29:04.178,1:29:06.513 that I wanted to marry you first... 1:29:06.597,1:29:09.975 and that the money was like[br]a really big wedding gift. 1:29:10.017,1:29:13.729 I've spent the whole night asking[br]every woman in the world to marry me. 1:29:13.812,1:29:15.731 "Every woman"? 1:29:16.815,1:29:18.317 You asked Buckley? 1:29:18.400,1:29:22.196 Every one but the one I want. 1:29:29.411,1:29:33.248 What was that that you were[br]saying about my freckle? 1:29:34.374,1:29:36.335 It's still there. 1:29:37.461,1:29:39.379 If you want to walk away,[br]I understand... 1:29:39.463,1:29:41.173 but I really got to tell you this. 1:29:41.256,1:29:46.094 Today I realized that the only thing[br]really special about me is you. 1:29:47.679,1:29:50.349 I can spend my whole life,[br]scared and alone... 1:29:50.390,1:29:53.018 rowing around with some priest... 1:29:53.060,1:29:55.437 or I could tell you[br]how much I love you... 1:29:55.521,1:29:58.357 that you make me so happy... 1:29:59.399,1:30:03.195 and if it takes our whole married life[br]to make it up to you... 1:30:03.237,1:30:06.114 I would be so honored[br]just to have that chance. 1:30:07.950,1:30:10.702 I just want to be with you. 1:30:10.744,1:30:12.120 oh, my God. 1:30:12.204,1:30:15.457 Now that was a proposal. 1:30:21.922,1:30:25.092 We gotta go. We gotta go. 1:30:26.176,1:30:29.513 Father! Stay with him! 1:30:29.596,1:30:31.557 We'll get Anne! Come on, Roy! 1:30:31.640,1:30:34.560 Yeah, leave it[br]to Abbott and Costello! 1:30:35.602,1:30:36.937 Where'd you get this? 1:30:37.020,1:30:41.066 Some preppy girl threw it over the[br]staircase and ran off with another girl. 1:30:52.953,1:30:54.955 Eleven minutes to spare.[br]Not bad, huh? 1:30:55.038,1:30:57.416 What do you mean?[br]Where's Anne? 1:30:57.457,1:30:59.418 With Natalie, changing. 1:31:12.514,1:31:14.808 You look stunning. 1:31:14.850,1:31:16.310 I do? 1:31:17.853,1:31:21.148 Yeah, okay,[br]maybe you're right. I do. 1:31:21.190,1:31:23.358 Missing you already. 1:31:47.049,1:31:48.342 Come on! 1:31:50.511,1:31:51.887 Where's Jimmie? 1:32:00.771,1:32:04.149 Get back here![br]Take it like a man! 1:32:10.531,1:32:13.867 Come on![br]Jiminy Christmas! 1:32:26.588,1:32:29.174 - Where's the priest?[br]- You lost the priest? 1:32:29.216,1:32:31.510 Move it, fat boy! 1:32:36.849,1:32:39.685 Move away from the vehicle. 1:32:41.562,1:32:43.897 Excuse me. 1:32:45.858,1:32:48.902 Dearly beloved,[br]we are gathered today... 1:32:48.986,1:32:51.780 to join two people[br]in holy matrimony. 1:32:51.864,1:32:54.533 If you can hear this,[br]give us a nod. 1:32:54.616,1:32:56.160 Good. 1:32:57.786,1:33:00.539 Anne.[br]Is Anne out there? 1:33:00.581,1:33:02.791 I can't see her! 1:33:07.421,1:33:09.923 I'm right here, Father! 1:33:12.509,1:33:17.473 We are gathered here in the sight of[br]God and the presence of this company... 1:33:17.556,1:33:20.976 to join Jimmie and Anne[br]in holy matrimony. 1:33:27.316,1:33:32.821 The union of husband and...[br]Never mind. 1:33:33.697,1:33:35.616 Do you take this Anne[br]to have and to hold? 1:33:36.658,1:33:38.118 For richer, for poorer? 1:33:38.202,1:33:40.579 In sickness and in health,[br]forsaking all others... 1:33:40.662,1:33:42.247 as long as you both shall live? 1:33:48.128,1:33:50.214 I do. 1:33:50.297,1:33:51.465 I do! 1:33:52.424,1:33:54.593 I thought you would. 1:33:54.635,1:33:56.970 Do you take this Jimmie[br]to have and to hold? 1:33:57.054,1:33:59.014 For better or for worse? 1:33:59.097,1:34:00.641 For richer, for poorer? 1:34:00.724,1:34:03.560 In sickness and in health,[br]forsaking all others... 1:34:03.644,1:34:05.854 - Excuse me.[br]- for as long as you both shall live? 1:34:05.938,1:34:08.106 I do! 1:34:14.988,1:34:16.782 I do. 1:34:16.824,1:34:19.785 - Anne, I can't hear you![br]- I do! 1:34:21.662,1:34:23.747 Shut up! 1:34:35.425,1:34:38.554 oh, my gosh.[br]How beautiful. 1:34:38.637,1:34:40.556 oh, how beautiful. 1:34:42.015,1:34:46.854 Listen, can I talk to you[br]for just a second? 1:34:48.689,1:34:54.528 I've been proposed to[br]really badly a lot... 1:34:54.611,1:34:57.656 and then proposed to... 1:34:57.739,1:35:00.826 pretty great, actually. 1:35:01.743,1:35:04.496 And, well, Jimmie... 1:35:04.538,1:35:06.498 he's not perfect... 1:35:06.540,1:35:09.626 but I love him. 1:35:09.710,1:35:12.004 And, well, he loves me. 1:35:13.297,1:35:17.468 So I think that[br]he should be my husband. 1:35:22.723,1:35:24.683 There's my cake. 1:35:29.188,1:35:31.899 So could this... 1:35:31.982,1:35:34.943 Could this please be my day? 1:35:45.871,1:35:50.542 And now, by the power[br]vested in me by God... 1:35:50.584,1:35:53.545 I pronounce you husband and wife. 1:36:06.600,1:36:09.061 Cake for everybody![br]Who wants cake? 1:36:09.102,1:36:11.063 Here you go, sweetheart.[br]Have some cake. 1:36:11.104,1:36:12.648 There we go. Here we go. 1:36:12.731,1:36:14.733 Here you go, sweetheart.[br]Have some cake. 1:36:22.991,1:36:25.744 Throw the bouquet![br]Throw the bouquet! 1:36:25.786,1:36:28.080 Throw it!