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Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.73,0:01:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.23,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good evening Lyon!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.71,0:01:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.74,0:01:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, thanks, such a warm welcome
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.84,0:01:43.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's also scary! Stop it...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.12,0:01:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YAAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.74,0:01:46.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we don't know what he's gonna do but YAAY
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.51,0:01:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a lot of pressure but I'm glad to be back
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.62,0:01:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like it here, always warm, I'm happy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:54.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop it, it's scary...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.76,0:02:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put myself at ease, I feel good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.79,0:02:03.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, hey, seriously...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.25,0:02:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.75,0:02:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm happy to be back in France
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.84,0:02:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just back from a tour in the "States"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.71,0:02:22.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.28,0:02:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A few days ago we were in the States
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.77,0:02:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing a big tour
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.88,0:02:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just a few days ago we were all in a bar
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.76,0:02:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those new bars, there are some here
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.93,0:02:33.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're everywhere, you know
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.71,0:02:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"lounge bars"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.75,0:02:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everywhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.75,0:02:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go there, you drink and you looounge
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.73,0:02:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm talking to a girl, we drink,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.27,0:02:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she takes me to her place,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.25,0:02:47.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we start making love and she goes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.45,0:02:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.24,0:02:53.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think: how does she know my name?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.26,0:03:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Later, I got it - I do know a little English
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.76,0:03:05.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I learnt it at school just like you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.73,0:03:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've all had the same stupid lessons
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.46,0:03:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with that famous existential question
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.79,0:03:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that NEEDED to be answered
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.58,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where is Brian?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.26,0:03:23.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He traumatised you as well, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.49,0:03:27.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We didn't know who he was, didn't care
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.51,0:03:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you had to locate him in the house
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.81,0:03:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to learn English...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.84,0:03:35.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,locate his family... What was that about?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.72,0:03:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you answered like a good, stupid kid...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.27,0:03:41.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.25,0:03:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He traumatised me, Brian
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.76,0:03:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause one day I met a big American producer
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.41,0:03:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he shakes my hand and
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.59,0:03:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.91,0:03:55.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told him "Go in the kitchen"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.51,0:04:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you had to look for his sister, Jenny
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.75,0:04:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.89,0:04:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And with the accent, you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.76,0:04:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,careful, with the tongue like...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.77,0:04:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.49,0:04:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you had stupid sentences to repeat
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.51,0:04:20.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.75,0:04:26.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and place that sentence when you're travelling in the US.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.75,0:04:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many times in NY did I think
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.67,0:04:32.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope it rains, you'll see, I'll say it...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.67,0:04:34.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm happy to be here
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.74,0:04:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We all came back, by plane
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.30,0:04:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.27,0:04:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's happening tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.22,0:04:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we took the plane, I'm so scared of planes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.22,0:04:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not afraid to say it
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.01,0:04:52.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, I'm super scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.54,0:04:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if we all know someone with that theory
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.98,0:04:56.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"planes are not dangerous", you know
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.80,0:04:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They go, "really, you're scared of planes?"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.76,0:05:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scared? Well well... Heard that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.93,0:05:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really? Huh. Scared of planes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.10,0:05:12.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know there's a lot more car accidents
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.100,0:05:13.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than plane accidents
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.99,0:05:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A lot more people die in a car
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.53,0:05:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than in a plane
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.56,0:05:18.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plane is the safest means of transport today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.02,0:05:21.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's it...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.29,0:05:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.90,0:05:25.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why is an airport called a "terminal"?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.50,0:05:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey... I'm scared.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.28,0:05:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Customs people don't make it any better.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.78,0:05:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With terrorism hysteria, they go crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.47,0:05:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're paranoid
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.55,0:05:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They almost try to x-ray your lungs
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.29,0:05:41.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, if you want a scanner, don't go to the doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.99,0:05:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just go to the airport and say
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.70,0:05:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hellooo, I've hidden things in my head!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.26,0:05:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They also have a great question, I love it:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.18,0:05:50.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, look.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.06,0:05:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.54,0:05:57.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did someone
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.93,0:06:00.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.14,0:06:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give you something?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.76,0:06:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sir, even the people I know really well
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.28,0:06:11.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't give me anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.48,0:06:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will stop being scared on the plane
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.38,0:06:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the day people stop applauding the pilot when we land
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.76,0:06:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy's studied for 10 years,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.56,0:06:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's paid a crapload of money
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.12,0:06:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but he lands...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.18,0:06:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,... 200 people go Waaah!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.32,0:06:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon they'll go "Wowowow"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.36,0:06:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's gonna get excited and take off again!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.48,0:06:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another thing that annoys me
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.80,0:06:44.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the attendant who always looks at your boarding card
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.33,0:06:45.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.26,0:06:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To tell you which way to go on the plane.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.74,0:06:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, yeah, I know, there's no trick...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.80,0:06:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you think I'm gonna go
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.86,0:07:00.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and after 5 min: Oh, I should have asked...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.27,0:07:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a real maze!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.23,0:07:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I'm gonna climb into the luggage compartment?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.23,0:07:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the same chick does the security demo
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.52,0:07:17.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the approxima-tfff... gestures.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.75,0:07:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ending of the word just didn't come...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.80,0:07:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brain was...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.49,0:07:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you make a mistake you should always say it
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.27,0:07:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Otherwise the whole audience goes
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.89,0:07:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Hey, he went approximatfff"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.34,0:07:40.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Heard that? He went pffrt..." Weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.60,0:07:42.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can make the best jokes in the world,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.62,0:07:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everyone's still on "approxpffrt..."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.74,0:07:49.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I liked the show but at one point apprfft..."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.78,0:08:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this attendant makes... gestures...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.98,0:08:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vague gestures.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.77,0:08:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, "security measure..."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.93,0:08:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in case of emergency..."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.49,0:08:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even she doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.56,0:08:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what she's talking about
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.75,0:08:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Emergency, you're in trouble,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.25,0:08:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you too
Dialogue: 0,0:08:20.91,0:08:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me too
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.50,0:08:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you'll die, maybe you too,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.57,0:08:31.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe I'll stay, I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.94,0:08:34.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do they mean, those gestures?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.63,0:08:36.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think if you crash you'll say
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.24,0:08:37.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Please, show us the gestures,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.79,0:08:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we have to do something!"
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.75,0:08:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that scares me...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.33,0:08:44.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I don't take the plane anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.96,0:08:46.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I take the train.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.40,0:08:48.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, it reassures me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.48,0:08:49.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although-
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.27,0:08:55.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people follow their own pace.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.90,0:08:57.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're laughing about the Brian thing,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.74,0:08:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.50,0:09:05.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At the last joke in the show, she'll say
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.52,0:09:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Eat out, please"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:11.73,0:09:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once in a while, I'll check on you
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.52,0:09:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to see where you are in the show
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.81,0:09:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So on the train there were problems too
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.22,0:09:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so they enforced security measures,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.14,0:09:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"vigi-pirate", you know
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.50,0:09:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even that word...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.24,0:09:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can picture those guys...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.76,0:09:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful, vigi-pirate, oh la la !
Dialogue: 0,0:09:34.74,0:09:36.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The word's part of our language now
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.57,0:09:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know, because of vigi-pirate...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.29,0:09:40.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They set up some new system
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.89,0:09:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,new security measures
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.05,0:09:45.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you notice, on TGV? (high-speed train)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.25,0:09:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where you used to put your luggage
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.98,0:09:48.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's taped out now
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.45,0:09:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.39,0:09:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In France we're gonna fight terorrism
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.15,0:09:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with tape, yeah yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.77,0:09:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they're right!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.89,0:09:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This way if a terrorist comes to set a bomb
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.40,0:09:59.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'll say "Shit,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.50,0:10:02.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's some tape"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.42,0:10:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So I can't terrorize..."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:13.83,0:10:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would have liked to be there
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.27,0:10:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the government meeting
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.67,0:10:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when someone said: Guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.86,0:10:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let's take some drastic measures.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.76,0:10:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to see tape everywhere, ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.07,0:10:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if they keep being smartasses,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.87,0:10:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll use double-faced!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.54,0:10:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.59,0:10:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.95,0:10:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's not talk about bad things,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.80,0:10:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're here to laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.82,0:10:43.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Besides I feel great,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.25,0:10:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just back from holidays.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.49,0:10:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I went skiing for the first time in my life
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.81,0:10:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And wow, it's crazy
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.40,0:10:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had never done it, I admit
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.49,0:10:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I come from a country
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.69,0:10:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where it's not the national sport...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.76,0:11:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except if you ski with a ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.61,0:11:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skiing is weird, even if you're pretty good
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.82,0:11:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's something I hate
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.97,0:11:06.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you walk with ski shoes
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.61,0:11:07.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you look like an idiot
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.100,0:11:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no escaping it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.24,0:11:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, we're going skiing!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.28,0:11:13.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coming?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.100,0:11:15.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to stay natural, you know
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.49,0:11:18.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people even run with it
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.06,0:11:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do they do it?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.11,0:11:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wait, you've got my pass, wait, oh"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.17,0:11:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you have to put the skies on
Dialogue: 0,0:11:26.81,0:11:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some people are just naturals
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.24,0:11:29.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're top-level
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.26,0:11:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they just go...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.68,0:11:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the action?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.52,0:11:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just go clack
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.92,0:11:39.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the ski goes...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.50,0:11:43.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel better, some of you are just like me
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.01,0:11:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you have to take up your position
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.91,0:11:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the beginner's position:
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.09,0:11:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,snowplough.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.38,0:11:58.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't look like a fool
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.67,0:12:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the good thing about it
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.62,0:12:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you notice how as a beginner
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.28,0:12:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you always think the slope is too steep?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.70,0:12:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"It's too much like this"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.35,0:12:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What, you want it like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.76,0:12:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stand there, gathering your courage
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.28,0:12:12.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're ready, you're gonna go...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.99,0:12:14.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your first time ever
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.77,0:12:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your heart goes tutum
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.93,0:12:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then a guy just slides past you
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.76,0:12:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and makes you look like a proper fool
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.74,0:12:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like a pro
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.50,0:12:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't moved
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.75,0:12:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your girlfriend goes
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.76,0:12:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're watching
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.29,0:12:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's such a good skier!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.99,0:12:54.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the kind of guy I'm talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.09,0:12:55.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The kind of blond guy
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.25,0:12:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's like... blond
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.100,0:12:58.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very blond
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.92,0:13:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With glasses like that
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.43,0:13:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you wear them you look like a fly
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.18,0:13:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it suits him, he looks good with them
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:09.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he goes on
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.83,0:13:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just trying to ski
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.88,0:13:12.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are people in front of me
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.36,0:13:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a beginner you don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.70,0:13:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to avoid them
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.50,0:13:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want to say "move"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.56,0:13:16.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but your hands are not free
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.84,0:13:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go "mooove"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.72,0:13:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get down,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.46,0:13:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have to go up again
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.63,0:13:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the drag-lift
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.55,0:13:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the drag lift?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.17,0:13:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing, it's never your turn to take it
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.50,0:13:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know why, the guy just says no
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.34,0:13:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, not that one
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.25,0:13:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's empty!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.98,0:13:32.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in charge
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.51,0:13:35.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you're in a drag-lift suspense
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.28,0:13:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think ok, my turn soon
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.51,0:13:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when he says go,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:40.49,0:13:41.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you mustn't miss it!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.50,0:13:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.89,0:14:00.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're on the lift, you're scared
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.17,0:14:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think, I mustn't fall down
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.88,0:14:06.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus the track is kind of bissectile...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.83,0:14:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mustn't fall, I mustn't...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.23,0:14:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you fall!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.26,0:14:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.36,0:14:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have a reflex.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.52,0:14:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A human one, true
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.50,0:14:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But very weird
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.30,0:14:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You hang on to it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.99,0:14:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.01,0:14:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could stop, wait for another one
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.31,0:14:33.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.73,0:14:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.13,0:14:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I booked it
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.40,0:14:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get to the top, you're missing a glove
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.50,0:14:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're missing a ski
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.25,0:14:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your eyebrows are frozen
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.26,0:14:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your hat is down to here,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.13,0:14:53.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your turtleneck is choking you
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.64,0:14:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your nose is running
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.85,0:15:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blond guy's nose is not running, nope
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.01,0:15:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think blond guys' noses run upwards