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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.05,0:00:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.11,0:00:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right! (cheers) Welcome! Is my mic on?\NIt's on, whoa, yeah, welcome to the very first
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.95,0:00:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inaugural premiere edition of Critical Role live!\NGuys, my name's Kevin. I am the social media
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.08,0:00:38.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,director for Geek and Sundry-- yes, thank you very\Nmuch, I am indeed a very cool person. I've been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.01,0:00:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with Geek and Sundry for about eight months now,\Nit was really intimidating at first because I kept
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.39,0:00:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mixing up Vax and Vex. Yeah, I still mix up Vax\Nand Vex. But okay, what I was going to say was
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.41,0:00:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that Critical Role fans are the warmest, most\Nwelcoming fans.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.15,0:00:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.24,0:01:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Yeah! Except for that guy. Right? But no, I\Nlove you guys, give yourselves a big hand, thank
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.42,0:01:06.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.67,0:01:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.67,0:01:13.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: I want you guys to know, this is our first\Ntime doing this, this is as I said the first
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.54,0:01:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inaugural premiere, they're all synonyms, right?\NSo if you're like me you're extremely excited. But
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.98,0:01:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please remember that all the people at home are\Nstill watching, say hi to the people at home, hi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.26,0:01:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people at home.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.46,0:01:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE: Hi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.82,0:01:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Right? So please do me a favor, put your\Nphones on silent, all right? The house lights are
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.27,0:01:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to be kind of dim, so you can use your\Nphones, you can tweet, you can do social media
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.09,0:01:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,posts, whatever you want, if there's a Cubone\Nsomewhere please let me know, tweet at me. I need
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.34,0:01:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like ten Cubones. So yeah, just put everything on\Nsilent and be silent about it. You can tweet about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.10,0:01:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the show, please use the hashtag\N#CriticalRoleLive, surprisingly enough. Do me
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.97,0:02:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another favor, don't do the concert pic thing\Nwhere you put your phone up and record for ten
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.60,0:02:05.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,minutes at a time, because there are people behind\Nyou, as you may or may not know, so I'd really
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.92,0:02:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,appreciate that. The other thing is, this not a\NRocky Horror thing, so don't shout out like, I
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.06,0:02:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would like to rage. Don't do that stuff, don't\N"how do you want to do this?" Don't do that stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.22,0:02:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be respectful of the people on stage. Think of\Nthis as a funny play. You can laugh, you can woo,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.62,0:02:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but maybe don't shout out suggestions. Especially\Nthe suggestions that I know a lot of you have in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.94,0:02:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your heads, right? Wait, I have one other thing.\NThere's a merch thing. The merch table's going to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.60,0:02:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be open after the show, is that right? Yes. After\Nthe show, the merch table's going to be open, so
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.32,0:02:50.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you didn't get a chance to get merch, you're\Ngoing to get another chance to get merch, so don't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.06,0:02:55.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worry about that. Is there something else? VIPs\Nwill get your posters after, so if you're a VIP,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.19,0:03:05.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll get a poster, just come-- where? Upstairs.\NOkay. Don't worry. Right. Thank you. Let's hear it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.83,0:03:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Claudia once again, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.25,0:03:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.25,0:03:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right, so, do you guys want to bring\Nthem out?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.91,0:03:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.27,0:03:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right. Let's start with the master of\Ndick-lightning and shit-scrying, playing Scanlan
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.62,0:03:29.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shorthalt, Mr. Sam Riegel!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.58,0:03:34.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.26,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.98,0:03:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Thanks! You get a car! You get a car! You get\Na car!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.73,0:03:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Guys, get your tickets to the gun show,\Nbecause the gun show's coming to town. Playing
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.03,0:03:57.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Percival Fredrickstein von Mussel Klossowski de\NRolo III of Whitestone. Yeah, right, right.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.05,0:03:59.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Taliesin, let's bring him out, Taliesin Jaffe!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.77,0:04:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.25,0:04:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Guys, put your hands together, put your\Nantlers on your head, for Keyleth. Marisha Ray!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.30,0:04:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.100,0:04:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Is she here? She's so stealthy, I don't\Nunderstand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.97,0:04:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'm an independent woman, all right?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.05,0:04:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Never mind, I give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.64,0:04:47.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right, let's bring out the man I have a\Nmassive man-crush on--
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.72,0:04:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I'm already here!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.08,0:04:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Liam O'Brien as Vax'ildan!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.82,0:05:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.76,0:05:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: What the hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.13,0:05:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: This next woman was stuffing exotic animals\Ninto tiny balls before it was cool. Laura Bailey
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.31,0:05:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as Vex'ahlia!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.72,0:05:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.61,0:05:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: She's got the hipster glasses to prove it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.07,0:05:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah, that's right. It's not for seeing at\Nall, I don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.23,0:05:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: And the next guy, the next guy, get out\Nyour tubs of mayo for Mr. Travis Willingham as
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.21,0:05:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grog freaking Strongjaw!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.00,0:05:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering and chanting)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.97,0:06:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: All right, let's, let's bring it down.\NGuys, there are certain names that people whisper
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.06,0:06:11.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with reverence. Because those names belong to the\Nbreakthrough artists in their field. Jim Henson,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.22,0:06:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bob Dylan, Madame Curie.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.08,0:06:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.89,0:06:21.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,KEVIN: Tonight we have one of those names with us.\NYou may know him. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Matt
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.99,0:06:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mercer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.01,0:06:45.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.05,0:06:48.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Oh boy. That's a lot, that's a lot of\Npeople.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.88,0:06:52.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh my gosh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.95,0:07:02.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All righty, let me shore up my positioning\Nhere on the camera for you fine folks and open my
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.59,0:07:06.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,energy drink because that's what makes this show\Nhappen.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.41,0:07:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Caffeine and drugs.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.22,0:07:16.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (shushing noises) Anyway, welcome everybody\Nto our first Critical Role live, all of you folks
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.99,0:07:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there on the internet and everyone here in person\Nin Los Angeles, California.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.05,0:07:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.69,0:07:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Welcome to Critical Role, where a bunch of\Nus nerdy-ass voice actors get together, roll dice,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.44,0:07:38.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and play Dungeons and Dragons. Tonight we have a\Nfantastic pick-up of last week's story where the
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.22,0:07:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,adventuring party Vox Machina found themselves\Nwandering through the Feywild. However, before
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.52,0:07:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that happens, let us get to our fantastic sponsor\Nfor the evening. Once again, this episode is
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.94,0:07:54.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brought to you by Loot Crate, they've been\Nawesome. So thank you guys so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.16,0:07:58.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.15,0:08:03.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The current Loot Crate theme for July is\NFuturistic, includes a lot of awesome Rick and
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.61,0:08:10.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Morty, Futurama, Mega Man, Valiant Comic stuff,\NStar Trek, that fun element there. We've got music
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.87,0:08:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,playing, it's on. Oh man, I feel like things are\Nhappening.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.35,0:08:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Music's working?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.10,0:08:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Music works, you guys, music works.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.78,0:08:26.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There we go. Perfect. Tech stuff is coming\Ntogether. Yeah, so Futuristic is their crate theme
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Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.13,0:08:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I chew on Goku's head a lot. I'm a\Nfixated-- it's cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.79,0:09:01.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And the paint is actually healthy to eat,\Napparently. That's not at all the reason why
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.88,0:09:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grog's intelligence is that low. So, if you\Nhaven't checked it out yet, check out Loot Crate,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.90,0:09:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thank you guys so much for sponsoring our show, we\Nlove you. Great. So. Next up we have-- we recently
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.22,0:09:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had a t-shirt contest, didn't we? Laura, if you\Nwant to take that away for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:20.13,0:09:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, this? Okay, so I get to announce who\Nthe official winner is?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.74,0:09:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You do, actually, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.88,0:09:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh my gosh, this is so exciting. Okay. So\Nthe official winner of the first Critter contest
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.33,0:09:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is... Against the Chroma Conclave, designed by\NAntmageddon!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.64,0:09:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.17,0:09:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: So! As of right now, that shirt is\Navailable in the Geek and Sundry store for
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.60,0:09:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,preorder. It's going to be there for I think two\Nweeks? And it's available in sizes small through
Dialogue: 0,0:09:55.82,0:10:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3XL, which we're really excited about. And yeah,\Nso that's that, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.09,0:10:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Go get one!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.09,0:10:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Go you guys for voting on that, you rock,\Neven with shenanigans.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.70,0:10:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There were so many amazing contenders for\Nthat contest that the community puts out, so we--
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.97,0:10:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And we got hacked, which means we made\Nit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.04,0:10:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yay! Next announcement I have, when I\Narrived here I discovered that there was an actual
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.100,0:10:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PokeGym as a part of this mall, I'd like to ask\NTeam Valor to go ahead and make sure that shit
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.28,0:10:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaves red.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.57,0:10:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering and booing)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.77,0:10:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: What a response!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.02,0:10:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That was a mixed reaction.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.65,0:10:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Look, the whole San Fernando Valley's blue,\Nokay, give me something! All right, anyway. Yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.83,0:10:51.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's become a thing. And we have another cool\Nannouncement. Travis, do you want to take it away
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.47,0:10:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on that one?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.29,0:10:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yes we do, the response to this live event\Nwas so amazing that we are super stoked to
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.17,0:11:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,announce that we are going to also be doing\NCritical Role live in Indianapolis during GenCon
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.48,0:11:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on August 6, Saturday night. Tickets will go on\Nsale- I think they're on sale now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:10.45,0:11:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.58,0:11:14.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Right now, so if you want to like,\Nsilently on your phone or just ignore it because
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.52,0:11:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a much bigger venue, so tickets should be\Navailable, but we're all going to be in
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.32,0:11:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indianapolis on Saturday night and GenCon to roll\Nsome dice with you bitches live.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.92,0:11:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.65,0:11:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Hell yeah. So if this wasn't nerve-wracking\Nenough for me, we have another one in a
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.46,0:11:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,couple of weeks.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.13,0:11:35.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Pressure's on, dude, pressure's on!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.97,0:11:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: But I'm super stoked, it's going to be my\Nfirst time at GenCon, I've been wanting to go for
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.78,0:11:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many years and this is a nice way to go, I guess.\NSo. Check it out. Hopefully we'll see you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:11:45.76,0:11:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there. That brings us to the end of our\Nannouncements and will bring us down--
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.69,0:11:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait. Before we go into not-regular\Nannouncements, should we make sure that people
Dialogue: 0,0:11:56.04,0:11:58.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know that we're not having an episode next week\Nbecause of Comic-Con?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:58.23,0:11:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That's true, actually, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.40,0:12:01.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Way to bring down the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.31,0:12:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I'm sorry, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.64,0:12:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Because all the company, everyone's going to\Nbe at Comic-Con doing panels and scheduling and
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.17,0:12:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stuff, there will be no episode next week, but I\Npromise that we'll make the episode the week after
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.16,0:12:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that extra cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.64,0:12:17.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.11,0:12:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: I hope. So yeah, let's go ahead and dive\Ninto tonight's episode of Critical Role.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.98,0:13:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[dramatic music]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.80,0:13:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We're on!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.21,0:14:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.38,0:14:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right, all right, we've got to do a\Nstory here! It's appreciated, but--
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.41,0:14:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We should probably just finish.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.100,0:14:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right, so, bringing us in now, back to\Ntonight's episode of Critical Role. Guys, pay
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.44,0:14:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.85,0:14:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Illithid syphilis.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:32.30,0:14:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The camera's already on.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.75,0:14:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yeah. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.00,0:14:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. Our intrepid band of adventurers, Vox\NMachina, found themselves recently traversing the
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.70,0:14:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feywild in search of another Vestige of\NDivergence. In doing so, they managed to find an
Dialogue: 0,0:14:45.41,0:14:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,old friend in the nymph Nahla, acquired some\Ninformation, trading a book, and found their way
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.70,0:14:55.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,towards the ever-shifting grasses northward in\Nsearch of where the Divergence, the object of the
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.44,0:15:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Divergence lies. In doing so, they found a new\Nally, a new friend. A little satyr by the name of,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.87,0:15:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where is it here--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.20,0:15:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: Garmelie.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.39,0:15:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Garmelie, thank you. Now Garmelie, who had\Nmade some really interesting sketches of the party
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.33,0:15:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,upon being caught was then dragged into Scanlan's\Nmagnificent mansion, at which Pike asked him to
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.91,0:15:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a fantastic mural for the interior of that\Nplace, which I think still resides there to this
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.62,0:15:30.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,day. And on the internet, as we've discovered.\NUpon traveling further north, hopefully to find
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.97,0:15:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their final destination in the form of the\NShademirk Bog, where the Fenthras bow seemingly
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.03,0:15:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exists, you instead came upon Syngorn, the city\Nfrom the youthful days of Vex and Vax. Upon
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.38,0:15:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,speaking to the head-- pardon me; you see, all the\Nnerves gets the belching out. It works out well.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.11,0:15:59.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Upon encountering Watcher Iova watching the gate,\Nrecognizing the twins, let them within the actual
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.39,0:16:06.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city of Syngorn. And that is where we left off.\NSo, as you guys walk through the beautiful verdant
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.06,0:16:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city, tall seemingly endless trees around you,\Nmany buildings naturally formed and built from
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.97,0:16:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,smoothly carved stone, various ancient {\i1}sigils{\i0}\Ncarved throughout the entire cityscape, the very
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.01,0:16:28.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heavy-armored Verdant Guard gathered in places,\Nand a general air of intensity and building
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.03,0:16:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,military might within the city of Syngorn, you\Nhave your invisible companion Garmelie, who at
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.06,0:16:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some point in the near future agreed to tell you\Nwhat it is he wishes you to steal for him as part
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.56,0:16:42.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the deal that was made by the twins. So. What\Nwould you like to do?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.81,0:16:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I feel like I should be very stern right\Nnow, but I can't stop smiling.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.12,0:16:51.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: You're gloomy. Lock it up, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.03,0:16:53.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I feel like the first thing we need to do\Nis go see our father.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.66,0:16:56.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Right off the bat?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.77,0:17:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: He's the one that's going to give us access\Nto the rest of the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.28,0:17:05.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: All right. Is Iova still here, or has she\Ntrundled off?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.29,0:17:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She's walked off. She literally let you guys\Nin the city and went, do what you've got to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.45,0:17:10.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then turned away and the rest of the guards--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.95,0:17:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh seriously, so like... no, no the guard\Nis following us.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.84,0:17:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: And we remember where we're going, right,\Nbecause it's all the same as it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.46,0:17:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The city is the same as it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.98,0:17:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Well, I imagine we'd go to his home. Our\Nhome. His home.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:22.05,0:17:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What time is it? I mean, we don't know what\Ntime it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.27,0:17:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's dusk.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.60,0:17:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Thank you, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:27.18,0:17:28.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: But we just woke up.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.78,0:17:30.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: All right. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.49,0:17:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Look at all those elves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.13,0:17:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: So many elves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:33.51,0:17:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Is the little satyr-- is he holding onto\Nmy skirts, basically?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.19,0:17:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You actually don't feel a general presence,\Nand then as you move you feel a
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.95,0:17:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slight tug at your belt.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:44.42,0:17:47.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Right, so can I like, how far away is that\Nguard that's on our tail?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:47.71,0:17:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: About 15, 20 feet back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.81,0:17:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh yeah. Can I like super slyly whisper,\Nokay, so at any point are you going to tell us
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.18,0:17:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what it is you want us to fucking steal?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.93,0:18:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You hear a whispered voice that curls up by\Nyour ear, strangely given the fact that he's so
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.56,0:18:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,small, so the voice is being thrown right into the\Nside of your eardrum, goes, "Just be quiet! Find a
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.20,0:18:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"place in which we can speak privately, and then I\Nwill be happy to tell you. Shh! Stop talking to
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.80,0:18:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the air; it upsets them."
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.16,0:18:21.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: It's really quite normal for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.94,0:18:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Hey, Grog. You should really watch that gas\Nof yours with him back there.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.54,0:18:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh, you're so right. Hey, pull my finger.\N(fart sound)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.72,0:18:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (coughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.76,0:18:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah. That's the family reserve. Oh, he\Nsaid we're supposed to find somewhere
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.44,0:18:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quiet to talk.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.36,0:18:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Maybe we should do that first, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:50.91,0:18:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We have guards fucking following us. We have\Nto go find our father.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.62,0:19:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We also don't know where we're sleeping\Ntonight, or whether or not it's even permissible.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.39,0:19:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should probably have a conversation with\Nwhoever's in charge. Is your father in charge?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.13,0:19:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: No.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.16,0:19:06.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ish.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.05,0:19:07.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Ish.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.15,0:19:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: He's a bureaucrat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.46,0:19:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Excellent.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.42,0:19:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.09,0:19:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: All right, let's go see Dad, then.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.17,0:19:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: (whispers) Grog.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.91,0:19:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.84,0:19:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: (whispers) Your pants, they're sagging a\Nlittle bit, why?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.76,0:19:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: What?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.01,0:19:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: (whispers) They're sagging.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.16,0:19:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh, it's like the new rage amongst the\Nkids. It gives me super street cred.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.78,0:19:36.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Where's Garmelie?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.35,0:19:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Keyleth, shut up about Garmelie!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:39.24,0:19:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, ix-nay on the Garmelie-- I think I'm\Ndoing Pig Latin wrong. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.56,0:19:49.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It's this way. And I start walking off\Ntowards Dad's house.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.56,0:19:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I'm going to follow the twins.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.87,0:19:52.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Sounds good.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:52.81,0:19:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I look regal and as we pass elves I say,\Ngood day.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.99,0:20:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The few that look in your direction,\NKeyleth, take a moment to nod, look you over and
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.90,0:20:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then continue walking, seemingly perturbed by the\Nsudden interaction and the immediate realization
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.56,0:20:15.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you're not of full blood.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.85,0:20:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah, sorry Keyleth, your ears aren't large\Nenough.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.44,0:20:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That's not normally what people tell me.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.05,0:20:25.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's not the size of your ears...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.49,0:20:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:26.54,0:20:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. As you guys continue following Vax'ildan\Ntowards the abode of their father, you keep an eye
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.80,0:20:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out towards the rest of Syngorn proper. You see\Nthe further into the city you go, interspersed with
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.02,0:20:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a few Emon guards, you see a handful of\Nindividuals that are human, and they're dressed in
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.56,0:20:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the actual attire of the guards of Emon, and\Nthey're intermingling right now with the Verdant
Dialogue: 0,0:20:53.22,0:20:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guard, the military might within Syngorn.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:55.82,0:21:01.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What were the name of the guards in Emon?\NDid they have a name?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.23,0:21:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The Emon guard.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.59,0:21:03.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, totally.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.85,0:21:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There is a name, and it's somewhere in my\Nnotes but we're good.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.38,0:21:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: From this perspective, I can see your\Npanic folder. It's so exciting. That's where the
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.04,0:21:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magic happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.06,0:21:18.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, that's true, we never really see\Nthat!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.54,0:21:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: This is exciting for us.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:19.77,0:21:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.32,0:21:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. You guys continue making your way\Ntowards the abode. After traversing on the
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.48,0:21:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outskirts of what would be the tangleward side of\Nthe city, the eastern side, you travel in through
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.28,0:21:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an area of buildings that are very beautifully\Ncrafted, many of which seem to have stemmed from
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.53,0:21:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some sort of a tree growth, but upon closer look\Nyou can see that it's actually carved stone to
Dialogue: 0,0:21:52.84,0:22:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,resemble a tree. And then it eventually rises up\Ninto a somewhat spherical building, and there are
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.31,0:22:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,many that build off of that to create this kind of\Nneighborhood of various elven abodes within
Dialogue: 0,0:22:05.31,0:22:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Syngorn.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:06.32,0:22:07.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Fucking hate this place.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:07.65,0:22:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Me, too. It's hideous.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:09.02,0:22:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: This is gorgeous. Look at the\Ncraftsmanship. It's incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:14.51,0:22:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:16.55,0:22:17.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:17.79,0:22:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You make your way towards the end of this\Nparticular--
Dialogue: 0,0:22:23.64,0:22:27.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:22:27.58,0:22:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guards still keeping track behind you.\NYou find your way to the end of the main road, and
Dialogue: 0,0:22:34.56,0:22:38.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it splits into two smaller avenues. You know to\Ntake the left that leads deeper into the more
Dialogue: 0,0:22:38.82,0:22:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,political family houses of Syngorn. While your\Nfamily is not a political house per se, your
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.97,0:22:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,father, as an ambassador to Emon, was given a home\Nin this location. It is your old home, although it
Dialogue: 0,0:22:51.98,0:22:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,appears to have been even further renovated and is\Nmuch nicer than you remember, but the door is
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.08,0:23:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,closed and the dusk sun leads you to pause as you\Nlook upon the outside of this abode you have not
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.82,0:23:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seen in many, many years.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:06.09,0:23:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Do you want me to burn it down?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.30,0:23:11.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.94,0:23:18.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: No, just seriously, you seem super gloomy.\NAre we getting in a fight?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:18.31,0:23:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No. No fights.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.77,0:23:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guards now step up and flank a little\Nbit, keeping a close eye as you've now approached and
Dialogue: 0,0:23:27.25,0:23:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,effectively knocked on the handle of a relatively\Nmiddle-to-high-ranking individual within Syngorean
Dialogue: 0,0:23:33.20,0:23:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,society. Eventually the door opens and you see a\Nwoman standing there: bright blonde hair, braided
Dialogue: 0,0:23:40.37,0:23:47.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and tied up in the back. She's wearing more of a\Nwork-gown for the day. You recognize her as
Dialogue: 0,0:23:47.57,0:23:53.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devana, the new wife of Syldor, the one that you\Nhad once met before in Emon when you guys came
Dialogue: 0,0:23:53.53,0:23:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,upon your father last time. As the door opens up,\Nshe looks out for a second, taking in the whole
Dialogue: 0,0:23:59.02,0:24:08.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,group that has gathered on the outside of their\Nhome and goes, "My god. Vax'ildan, Vex'ahlia, we
Dialogue: 0,0:24:08.62,0:24:10.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"weren't expecting you!"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:10.29,0:24:15.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No. I can't imagine you were. Is he here?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:15.26,0:24:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "He is."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:17.42,0:24:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What time is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:19.68,0:24:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She glances out, looks up. "That's always a\Ngood question. The longer we stay in these realms,
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.48,0:24:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the more confused my daughter becomes."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:30.16,0:24:32.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: How long has that been?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.13,0:24:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Weeks now, I assume. Best that our\Ntimepieces can keep."
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.14,0:24:38.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Is Velora around?
Dialogue: 0,0:24:38.77,0:24:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "She is, would you like to see her?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:40.66,0:24:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:41.87,0:24:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Come in. Is it just you two?"
Dialogue: 0,0:24:44.45,0:24:45.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA and LIAM: No.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:45.96,0:24:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It's everyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:47.80,0:24:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:48.98,0:24:51.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And Trinket, you remember Trinket.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.84,0:24:59.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (bear noises) Nudges your arm to the side\Nand comes forward and sniffs out to Devana. She
Dialogue: 0,0:24:59.23,0:25:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shrinks back a little bit and reaches her hand out\Nto the nose and taps the edge of Trinket's face,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:02.37,0:25:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Trinket licks her fingers.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:05.67,0:25:06.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:06.68,0:25:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:08.17,0:25:11.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day. They respond better if you say\N"good day" and if you have your head up.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.46,0:25:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: If we say "bidet?"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:13.01,0:25:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Bidet, yes. Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.74,0:25:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Bidet.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:16.81,0:25:21.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: So close. So very close.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:21.69,0:25:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The two guards closest to you, within their\Nhelmets their eyes narrow, they look at each other
Dialogue: 0,0:25:24.98,0:25:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shake their heads.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:26.30,0:25:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh, bidet.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:27.80,0:25:31.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Your accent is perfect. Don't change a\Nthing.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:31.99,0:25:40.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Devana goes, "Very well. If you would all\Nproceed to be quiet if you could, Syldor is
Dialogue: 0,0:25:40.43,0:25:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"working. And you may stay outside," she says to\Nthe guards.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.66,0:25:48.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they both, "We were given orders, milady,\Nto--"
Dialogue: 0,0:25:48.52,0:25:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I understand that. But this is already a lot of\Npeople in our home. Stay close within earshot,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:53.47,0:25:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"it'll be fine. I trust them." The guards, (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:25:58.95,0:26:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I wink at them as I walk inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:01.00,0:26:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No reaction whatsoever. You guys make your\Nway into the home and are immediately caught with
Dialogue: 0,0:26:08.64,0:26:14.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a very strong smell of cedar. It's a very\Npleasant-smelling home, and the hearth is warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:14.99,0:26:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's everything you wanted your home to be, and it\Nimmediately hits you to walk in here and see this
Dialogue: 0,0:26:22.98,0:26:27.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of life away from a life, seeing elements of\Nit that remind you of your childhood, things about
Dialogue: 0,0:26:27.66,0:26:33.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it that flag memories to your head of good times\Nand bad, in just a few mere moments. And at that
Dialogue: 0,0:26:33.15,0:26:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same time, there's a sadness because so much of it\Nhas changed, so much of it seems better than the
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.69,0:26:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,memory. And for a moment there, you feel a little\Ntinge of wondering how different it might've been.
Dialogue: 0,0:26:47.58,0:26:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At which point that thought process is broken as\NDevana steps in and goes,
Dialogue: 0,0:26:52.19,0:26:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Would anyone like tea, perhaps?"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:54.69,0:26:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Sure, yes, do you have an oolong?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:57.92,0:27:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Maybe a chamomile, it would be great.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:01.47,0:27:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Something like that, yes. It's been a\Nlittle scarce in the Feywilds. More difficult to
Dialogue: 0,0:27:06.55,0:27:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"farm herbs here than you'd think."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:08.31,0:27:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, here. I pull out some herbs that I\Nbrought from my garden.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.95,0:27:16.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some glisfoil and other things.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:16.34,0:27:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Thank you. Appreciate that."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:18.52,0:27:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: They won't scream at you when you pick\Nthem. Good. It's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:22.81,0:27:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Thank you. What was your name again?"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.54,0:27:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, I'm Keyleth of the Ashari.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:31.62,0:27:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "A pleasure to meet you again--"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:35.16,0:27:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:36.44,0:27:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That's, that's really not necessary in my\Nhome. You, sir, your name?"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:41.35,0:27:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Whatever's available would be just\Nfine.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:43.86,0:27:45.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM and MARISHA: I think she means your name.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:45.74,0:27:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That's a curious title."
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.20,0:27:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: But you can call him whatever's\Navailable, as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:49.98,0:27:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Very well, coffee table. What's your\Nname?"
Dialogue: 0,0:27:53.78,0:27:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.10,0:27:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It's easier than the actual name.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:57.52,0:28:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: For you, it is just Percival, and I am\Nanother visiting royal from man's world.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:02.80,0:28:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "All right. You, sir?"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:05.16,0:28:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I am called the Kingslayer, Chuck Norris,\NBurt Reynolds. I have many names. You see, when
Dialogue: 0,0:28:19.57,0:28:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've traveled a road as long as I have--
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.01,0:28:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Black tea, got it. And you, sir, the large\None?"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:26.54,0:28:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh, yeah. Bidet. The name is Grog.
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.40,0:28:38.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Very well. I'll return with Syldor once he\Nknows you're here. It may be a while if you don't
Dialogue: 0,0:28:38.32,0:28:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"mind waiting, but the tea will come out\Nposthaste."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:40.80,0:28:42.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And Velora? Where's she?
Dialogue: 0,0:28:42.84,0:28:47.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Let me get her for you, she'll be very like\Nto see both of you, she asks from time to time."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:47.58,0:28:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She brushes a little lock of hair that's fallen in\Nfront of her face behind her ear, and smiles and
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.86,0:28:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,darts off towards the kitchen. A few moments pass with\Nyou guys sitting in awkward silence, looking about
Dialogue: 0,0:28:58.22,0:29:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the space in the vicinity. Looks to the twins.\NEventually Devana comes out and sets tea for all
Dialogue: 0,0:29:04.43,0:29:09.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of you across the central table in this meeting\Narea, and behind her you see, clutching the edge
Dialogue: 0,0:29:09.44,0:29:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the skirt, you see this tiny, long brown hair\Nthat is braided, but the braid's coming undone,
Dialogue: 0,0:29:17.09,0:29:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tomboyish looking elven girl that peeks around the\Nside of her dress and hides
Dialogue: 0,0:29:24.44,0:29:26.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again behind the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.71,0:29:29.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[high-pitched noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:29:29.45,0:29:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Welcome back, sorry about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:31.09,0:29:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:29:33.91,0:29:35.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: What a battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:35.18,0:29:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The technical aspects. We're working through\Nit, but we got through it, thank you for your
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.89,0:29:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,patience. So the last few minutes, we're not quite\Nsure how much you guys may have missed, but the
Dialogue: 0,0:29:46.69,0:29:51.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,party wiped. We're rolling up new characters. No,\Nfor the Monday episode we'll go ahead and make
Dialogue: 0,0:29:51.71,0:29:54.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sure to splice in anything that may have been\Nmissed for the past minute. But the party had come
Dialogue: 0,0:29:54.68,0:30:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the home of Syldor, the father of Vax and Vex.\NThey had a brief discussion with Devana, his new
Dialogue: 0,0:30:01.56,0:30:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wife. They were given tea after introductions and\Nthen briefly discussed the merits of being a
Dialogue: 0,0:30:07.28,0:30:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warrior with their half-sister Velora Vessar, and\Nupon discussing apparently a war of some kind,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:15.60,0:30:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Syldor made his way into the room, and you look\Nand you see the long dark hair of Syldor, his pale
Dialogue: 0,0:30:21.61,0:30:27.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complexion, his stern face, staring back at you\Nall from within the doorway as he closes it behind
Dialogue: 0,0:30:27.84,0:30:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him and steps into the room. You see Devana sits\Nup now and comes over to him and says,
Dialogue: 0,0:30:32.17,0:30:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My dear, would you like us to leave you alone?"
Dialogue: 0,0:30:36.09,0:30:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He goes, "Don't worry, it will be fine. Have a\Nseat. Besides, we're all family.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:41.99,0:30:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, some of us, at least." \NAnd he looks over to Grog.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:45.34,0:30:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Bidet.
Dialogue: 0,0:30:46.84,0:30:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:30:49.13,0:30:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Good day, indeed." He comes up and sits,\Nand he's wearing long, dark brown robes with
Dialogue: 0,0:30:57.33,0:31:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,golden and red embroidery on the side, but it's\Nvery casual home wear, and he sits down, pulling
Dialogue: 0,0:31:05.43,0:31:09.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up a chair across from you guys in this area, and\Ntakes one of the cups of tea and sips it. And you
Dialogue: 0,0:31:09.79,0:31:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can see there's an intensity to his face. He's\Nhere, and he looks like he's partially
Dialogue: 0,0:31:15.54,0:31:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,inconvenienced by your presence like he always\Ndid, but he also looks like he hasn't slept well,
Dialogue: 0,0:31:22.26,0:31:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's some dark circles under his eyes and he\Nseems a little distracted for such a climactic
Dialogue: 0,0:31:29.24,0:31:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,re-meeting.
Dialogue: 0,0:31:30.63,0:31:32.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:31:32.17,0:31:41.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Surprise, indeed. So. It's good to see you\Nboth. Glad you're in good health. You've come
Dialogue: 0,0:31:41.82,0:31:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"quite a ways to come speak with me, being as we\Ncurrently reside within the Feywild."
Dialogue: 0,0:31:48.23,0:31:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It's a little bit further than we thought\Nwe'd have to travel, why... the presence around
Dialogue: 0,0:31:55.07,0:32:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the city we're seeing? We understand why you fled,\Nbut what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:32:00.89,0:32:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Look. We had the entire Fort Daxio army\Ndown here and we were to give aid to push into the
Dialogue: 0,0:32:12.64,0:32:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"nearby mountain range where apparently there was\Nan influx of lizardfolk, had been a continuous
Dialogue: 0,0:32:17.07,0:32:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"problem, and apparently a break had been seen\Nsomewhere. However, we had sent most of our forces
Dialogue: 0,0:32:24.98,0:32:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"into the mountain range and then received word\Nthat three great drakes were making their way
Dialogue: 0,0:32:31.08,0:32:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"straight toward Syngorn after the destruction of\NEmon. Knowing that, we had no recourse but to flee
Dialogue: 0,0:32:37.86,0:32:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and prepare when it was time. Had we stood our\Nground, we would be the same burning crater that
Dialogue: 0,0:32:43.64,0:32:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"your fair city is now."
Dialogue: 0,0:32:45.31,0:32:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: So you intend to go back? You're amassing\Nthis army to go back and join the fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:32:50.60,0:32:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That is exactly what we're doing. The\Nremnants of the Emon army we currently have here
Dialogue: 0,0:32:56.77,0:33:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in the city, we've been building armor and weapons\Nto make sure the most sure-footed and
Dialogue: 0,0:33:01.74,0:33:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"strong-of-arm men and women of our fair city can\Nmake it to that battlefield
Dialogue: 0,0:33:06.20,0:33:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and tear that beast down."
Dialogue: 0,0:33:07.64,0:33:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's wonderful news.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:11.07,0:33:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Good. Why are you here?"
Dialogue: 0,0:33:14.63,0:33:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We are here on a very similar range of\Nbusiness, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:20.95,0:33:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "And you are?"
Dialogue: 0,0:33:22.41,0:33:30.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Ah, yes. Percival Fredrickstein von\NMussel Klossowski de Rolo III of the royal house
Dialogue: 0,0:33:30.32,0:33:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Whitestone, representative of man's world, here\Non very important business dealing with dragons.
Dialogue: 0,0:33:36.51,0:33:48.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We are looking for some objects: a few things that\Nmay help us in our fight against these dragons
Dialogue: 0,0:33:48.94,0:33:52.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that have attacked us. We've already made headway\Nagainst them, and we've already made headway on
Dialogue: 0,0:33:52.87,0:34:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our quest to destroy them. Any help that your\Nwonderful city could provide would be most
Dialogue: 0,0:34:00.41,0:34:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,agreeable.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:01.76,0:34:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well. We currently have all of our\Nresources engaged in our plans of attack. There is
Dialogue: 0,0:34:11.60,0:34:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"not much we could offer you other than, if you\Nwish to stay here within the city, we could
Dialogue: 0,0:34:16.53,0:34:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"provide a place to sleep, food, and when the time\Nis right you may join our ranks into the fray."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:22.53,0:34:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: We've come to the Feywild for something\Nspecific.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:25.15,0:34:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We're trying to head to the Shademirk\NBog.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:28.85,0:34:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Why on earth would you be heading to the\NShademirk?"
Dialogue: 0,0:34:33.20,0:34:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We're looking for the bow of Fenthras. It\Nsupposedly lives inside of a cancerous tree.
Dialogue: 0,0:34:40.61,0:34:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Right. Well. Good luck with that."
Dialogue: 0,0:34:49.15,0:34:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do you think it's possible?
Dialogue: 0,0:34:52.29,0:35:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I think it's a fool's errand to chase a\Nfleeting rumor into a location that is known to
Dialogue: 0,0:35:02.42,0:35:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"devour and destroy anyone who steps within its\Nbounds. But by all means, you've always been ones
Dialogue: 0,0:35:09.29,0:35:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"seeking the darkness."
Dialogue: 0,0:35:11.60,0:35:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: He and I are wearing fleeting rumors. That\None's got one hidden up his butt.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:16.44,0:35:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:35:25.70,0:35:30.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You hear Velora chuckle. Devana's like,\N"Shh! Quiet!"
Dialogue: 0,0:35:30.99,0:35:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I want to pull Velora over and sit her in\Nmy lap.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:34.23,0:35:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She (raspberry noise) at her mom as you pick\Nher up there. You can see Devana smiles as she
Dialogue: 0,0:35:38.32,0:35:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does so.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:39.71,0:35:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Syldor, we have killed two of these dragons\Nalready. Nothing could please me more to hear that
Dialogue: 0,0:35:49.44,0:35:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are amassing forces here to go back; that is\Npossibly the greatest thing I've ever heard you
Dialogue: 0,0:35:54.69,0:35:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,say to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:35:56.78,0:35:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I want to insight check him and see if he's\Nreally saying--
Dialogue: 0,0:35:59.29,0:36:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, do that shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:00.48,0:36:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Roll an insight check.
Dialogue: 0,0:36:02.16,0:36:07.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Him or me?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:07.45,0:36:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: 26 on him!
Dialogue: 0,0:36:10.18,0:36:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. I'd whisper, but the microphone\Nmakes it useless. It's fine. He appears tired, he
Dialogue: 0,0:36:18.84,0:36:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,appears like a lot of his intention and time has\Nbeen put towards something important--
Dialogue: 0,0:36:23.64,0:36:24.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Being a giant dick?
Dialogue: 0,0:36:24.95,0:36:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Possibly. But he doesn't appear to be lying\Nor fudging the truth at all, he's just tired. He
Dialogue: 0,0:36:33.68,0:36:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,says, "Look. There are a lot of pieces at work\Nhere. If you have your own path, by all means. And
Dialogue: 0,0:36:43.18,0:36:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"while I have heard of some of your exploits, and I\Nam quite impressed, I hate to be blunt, but it's
Dialogue: 0,0:36:50.54,0:37:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"difficult and strange to mingle family new and\Nold. Your presence here brings up difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:37:01.79,0:37:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"memories for me."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:03.56,0:37:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, you poor man.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:07.43,0:37:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Don't worry. We're not here to look for\Nfamily. That would entail some amount of
Dialogue: 0,0:37:14.61,0:37:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,investment on either our side or yours. There is\Nclearly none. We are here to do business. Do you
Dialogue: 0,0:37:23.50,0:37:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know where the bog is?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:25.48,0:37:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes. It's duskward of here."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:30.42,0:37:32.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Duskward.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:32.05,0:37:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Fucking shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:35.61,0:37:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Well, some people go this way, and some\Npeople go that way, and some people go both ways.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:41.73,0:37:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: It's like being on a ship forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:37:45.42,0:37:51.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I have not traversed this land extensively.\NI've been here working along with the heads of the
Dialogue: 0,0:37:51.92,0:37:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"city to make sure we are ready for this attack."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:53.81,0:37:55.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: When do you plan to attack?
Dialogue: 0,0:37:55.81,0:37:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "A few weeks."
Dialogue: 0,0:37:58.07,0:38:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You're joining other armies. You don't plan\Nto fight Thordak on your own?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:03.68,0:38:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well. There is an attempt to join up with\Nthe remnants of the Fort Daxio force. They have
Dialogue: 0,0:38:11.50,0:38:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"not gone to Emon themselves and they currently\Nreside camped out near where Syngorn usually is.
Dialogue: 0,0:38:17.51,0:38:24.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We have a few groups that are set on the other\Nside of the veil in the prime realm and they are
Dialogue: 0,0:38:24.55,0:38:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"keeping an eye out for this. A few scouting\Nparties are in Emon as we speak, trying to gather
Dialogue: 0,0:38:29.13,0:38:33.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"intel on Thordak himself. Once we have that\Ninformation and we can formulate what to expect,
Dialogue: 0,0:38:33.78,0:38:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"then we can attack."
Dialogue: 0,0:38:35.60,0:38:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So you're trying to go after Thordak\Nhimself. That's your first target, Thordak?
Dialogue: 0,0:38:42.28,0:38:49.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "He's currently the largest threat to our\Nsafety, our home, and our return. Don't think this
Dialogue: 0,0:38:49.88,0:38:55.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"is the first time a red dragon of that size has\Nbeen felled. There have been ancient ages of
Dialogue: 0,0:38:55.64,0:39:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"various deaths from his people. It's not\Nimpossible, but we need to be ready."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:02.39,0:39:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Just a heads-up, pro tip: dragons can\Nfly.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:06.48,0:39:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:16.60,0:39:19.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "And I take it you're their leader."
Dialogue: 0,0:39:19.58,0:39:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Of the dragons?
Dialogue: 0,0:39:21.16,0:39:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:39:23.51,0:39:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He very slowly sighs while grabbing his\Ntea.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:27.54,0:39:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I've clearly lost your father. It's all\Nright.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:33.83,0:39:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: His intelligence is very low, Grog.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:37.14,0:39:44.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: In the interest of dealing with Thordak,\Nwe are going to need access to libraries, any of
Dialogue: 0,0:39:44.14,0:39:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your people who may know something about this bog,\Nand accommodations befitting those of us who are
Dialogue: 0,0:39:51.19,0:39:52.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,titled.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:52.14,0:39:55.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: As well as access to certain parts of the\Ncity. We need some items to acquire within the
Dialogue: 0,0:39:55.90,0:39:57.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city before we set out.
Dialogue: 0,0:39:57.53,0:40:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Also, it would be nice to find shelter\Nfor those of us who are not titled.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:01.65,0:40:04.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: And I had asked for an oolong tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:04.75,0:40:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:40:10.61,0:40:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: This is more of an assam, I would say? A\Nblack tea.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:14.76,0:40:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: This is technically what you do, though,\Nisn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:40:16.74,0:40:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Devana says, "I'm terribly sorry, I didn't\Nmean that--"
Dialogue: 0,0:40:18.98,0:40:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: No, not you.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:21.44,0:40:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Syldor crosses his fingers together and, "I\Ncan give you a letter that will grant you entry to
Dialogue: 0,0:40:34.14,0:40:42.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"a few of our general storehouses. However, most of\Nyou are outsiders and others have been ostracized
Dialogue: 0,0:40:42.86,0:40:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in their own right."
Dialogue: 0,0:40:44.26,0:40:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: But you will respect titled entry. Those\Nof us who are court can converse with court.
Dialogue: 0,0:40:51.52,0:40:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Your title, your court, is unfamiliar with\Nme. I doubt it will hold sway within this town,
Dialogue: 0,0:40:58.22,0:41:05.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"this city, this entire realm. But you speak of\Ngreat importance, are you the leader of this
Dialogue: 0,0:41:05.17,0:41:09.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"troop, he who brings up words of courts and\Ntitles?"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:09.83,0:41:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: For the moment, why not? I will say, I\Nknow the Feywild by reputation, and by reputation
Dialogue: 0,0:41:18.01,0:41:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you are known for your manners, and any kingdom\Nshould be measured by manners as the currency that
Dialogue: 0,0:41:25.40,0:41:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is the easiest to come across.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:27.26,0:41:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Manners, by the way, are extremely\Neffective in times of peace. This is not one of
Dialogue: 0,0:41:34.23,0:41:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"those times. However, I appreciate that you at\Nleast acknowledge the way things sometimes work.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:40.27,0:41:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So. Daughter. Son. What else do you need of me?"
Dialogue: 0,0:41:49.02,0:41:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Honestly? Nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:56.11,0:41:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We don't need or want anything from you.
Dialogue: 0,0:41:59.18,0:42:01.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yet you still came to my home."
Dialogue: 0,0:42:01.99,0:42:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, well. Yeah. We got what we wanted,\Nwhich is access to the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:11.01,0:42:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: We're not here to be friends or rekindle\Nanything, but it seems like we want the same
Dialogue: 0,0:42:16.02,0:42:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thing, in a roundabout way. We want to end these\Ndragons. We want to return the world to what it
Dialogue: 0,0:42:27.01,0:42:37.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once was. Any help you can give in spite of our\Npast, in spite of all the bullshit between us will
Dialogue: 0,0:42:37.65,0:42:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be appreciated by more than just she and I.
Dialogue: 0,0:42:41.55,0:42:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We know you have no love for us. Think of\Nthose you do love. And I hug Velora. Don't you
Dialogue: 0,0:42:52.70,0:42:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to make her safe?
Dialogue: 0,0:42:55.33,0:43:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That's exactly what I intend to do. If you\Nwish to help in that, then so be it. I'll pull
Dialogue: 0,0:43:08.09,0:43:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"what I can within the city. (sighs) Just leave me\Nto my business, please." You see for a moment
Dialogue: 0,0:43:19.20,0:43:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there, for all the facade, all the front that he\Nputs up, that strong distance facade, you see the
Dialogue: 0,0:43:24.74,0:43:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fatigue break through, and there's a, like a dark\Nheartbreak. "This is a greater threat than we've
Dialogue: 0,0:43:39.00,0:43:47.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"ever faced in our lifetime, and many of those in\Nthis city have lived quite a while. We have to do
Dialogue: 0,0:43:47.89,0:43:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"things right. Don't be foolish. Too many lives\Nhave been lost at the hands of these dragons, some
Dialogue: 0,0:43:55.70,0:43:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"closer than others."
Dialogue: 0,0:43:58.32,0:44:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do you know of anyone that has traversed\Nmore of the Feywild, that would know of what we
Dialogue: 0,0:44:03.72,0:44:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,might expect?
Dialogue: 0,0:44:06.04,0:44:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "One who's seen the most would be the High\NWarden. I could probably get you passage to see
Dialogue: 0,0:44:17.36,0:44:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"her, but you're going to be {\i1}heavily{\i0} guarded."\NYou guys do know the High Warden, Tyrelda is her
Dialogue: 0,0:44:27.20,0:44:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,name, and she is actually of the bloodline of\NGynlara who founded Syngorn centuries ago. She
Dialogue: 0,0:44:35.40,0:44:43.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,currently is essentially the de facto leader,\Nthough in terms of public, she is the final
Dialogue: 0,0:44:43.07,0:44:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decision-maker on most of Syngorn's political and\Nsocial endeavors. "Will that suffice?"
Dialogue: 0,0:44:52.20,0:44:54.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It will.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:54.93,0:44:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It will.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:56.51,0:44:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:44:59.06,0:45:00.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:00.10,0:45:02.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:02.70,0:45:09.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Curious manners, your friends." He takes\Nhis tea and pours another cupful, and leans back
Dialogue: 0,0:45:09.44,0:45:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in his chair. "Two dragons you say you've\Nkilled."
Dialogue: 0,0:45:13.07,0:45:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:15.44,0:45:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: More than that, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:17.55,0:45:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Of the Conclave.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:19.47,0:45:21.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Of the Conclave, we've killed two.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:21.27,0:45:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Which ones?"
Dialogue: 0,0:45:22.86,0:45:30.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Umbrasyl. And. What was the other one?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:30.81,0:45:31.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Blitzen?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:31.78,0:45:38.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Blitzen, Donner? What was the name of the\Nother one? Oh, it was General Krieg!
Dialogue: 0,0:45:38.92,0:45:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:40.95,0:45:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: The blue one.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:42.17,0:45:43.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And then we've also killed a white one.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:43.94,0:45:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We thought so little of him we didn't even\Nremember his name.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:46.88,0:45:52.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:45:52.29,0:45:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Brimscythe?
Dialogue: 0,0:45:53.59,0:45:55.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Brimscythe. That's the one.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:55.56,0:45:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: But also we respect him enough to learn his\Nname.
Dialogue: 0,0:45:58.10,0:46:12.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, your story has charm. I have to\Nadmit, I have gotten word of at least one dragon
Dialogue: 0,0:46:12.100,0:46:15.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"felled on the other side."
Dialogue: 0,0:46:15.34,0:46:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I pull out a dragon's tooth from Umbrasyl\Nout of my pocket and I toss it to him. That's the
Dialogue: 0,0:46:23.01,0:46:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,result of the doings of your children. You should\Nbe very proud.
Dialogue: 0,0:46:27.81,0:46:48.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I am proud. I. Am proud. But the city lives\Ndifferently. Understand the difficulty that your
Dialogue: 0,0:46:48.43,0:46:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"presence puts upon our family with you being here.\NI mean no disrespect, and it's fine in this trying
Dialogue: 0,0:46:59.21,0:47:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"time. But while you two may have undergone much\Nridicule in your youth, I saved you from the brunt
Dialogue: 0,0:47:09.02,0:47:11.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"of it."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:11.23,0:47:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You-- headphones, dear-- you fucked some\Nrandom woman in a city you passed through, and you
Dialogue: 0,0:47:22.44,0:47:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expect us to feel sorry for you?
Dialogue: 0,0:47:25.00,0:47:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: You should've left us to be with our mother\Nwhen she died!
Dialogue: 0,0:47:28.06,0:47:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why? Why pull us away from her if you had\Nno love? We would have been happy with her.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:36.81,0:47:45.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Because I had hope that you would be worth\Nmore, given that you had my blood in your veins,
Dialogue: 0,0:47:45.87,0:47:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"than to waste away in some small hovel."
Dialogue: 0,0:47:49.06,0:47:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: If I could pull the blood of you from my\Nveins and give it back, I would.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:56.18,0:47:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want no part of you.
Dialogue: 0,0:47:58.62,0:48:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "There are many things we wish for but we\Nhave no choice but to take what we are given and
Dialogue: 0,0:48:03.72,0:48:17.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"make the best with what we have. Even with this\Nrift, there is still a part of me that cares for
Dialogue: 0,0:48:17.30,0:48:24.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you both and is genuinely happy that you live. And\Nthat you rise. And that you prove what the rest of
Dialogue: 0,0:48:24.91,0:48:35.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"these fools in this city said you were incapable\Nof. Yes, I am prejudiced. But I still fight it
Dialogue: 0,0:48:35.91,0:48:52.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"every day. And I'm not going to lie, every time\Nthat my daughter, your half-sister, laughs and
Dialogue: 0,0:48:52.25,0:49:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"plays stealthy Vax and Vex on her own, it makes me\Nsmile. You inspire those outside of our city walls
Dialogue: 0,0:49:06.18,0:49:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"with your doings. I think that's rather large of\Nyou. As foolish and as damned deadly as some of
Dialogue: 0,0:49:14.86,0:49:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"these endeavors may be, you inspire. That's more\Nthan I've done in my lifetime. So. Care not what I
Dialogue: 0,0:49:31.84,0:49:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"think. Care not how your mother died. Just avenge\Nit. For both of us. Show your little sister that
Dialogue: 0,0:49:42.95,0:49:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you can rise up and destroy whatever comes in your\Nway. Hate me all you want. It's only half-scorn
Dialogue: 0,0:49:55.98,0:50:06.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"from me. I live with my regrets. I tried to bring\Nyou up right. But that upbringing was not
Dialogue: 0,0:50:06.40,0:50:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"right for you. And by the time I tried to return\Nyou, it was too late.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:13.67,0:50:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm sorry. That's all I can say."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:23.06,0:50:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Devana goes, "Anyone want any more tea? Oolong,\Nyou said."
Dialogue: 0,0:50:30.06,0:50:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: You got it!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:31.28,0:50:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Right, yes." And she leaves, awkwardly.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:34.56,0:50:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Just so you know, what they did against\Nthe dragons was incredible. All of the rest of us
Dialogue: 0,0:50:41.27,0:50:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were like, "Ah! Oh, we're dying! We don't have\Nanything we can do!" And then they were like
Dialogue: 0,0:50:45.70,0:50:47.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Kill! Stab!" And then--
Dialogue: 0,0:50:47.29,0:50:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Percy! No, don't die!
Dialogue: 0,0:50:49.34,0:50:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: What are you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:50:50.47,0:50:53.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'm being blood out of your jugular, just\Ngo with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:53.100,0:50:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: And then they killed them all! It's the\Nonly reason we're alive, really.
Dialogue: 0,0:50:58.07,0:51:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's true. Vax wanted to go inside the\Ndragon, I was like, no! No, let's do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:51:04.69,0:51:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:51:09.17,0:51:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Cut his way out, went back and saved me.\NCrazy.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:13.70,0:51:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That does indeed sound quite crazy."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:16.98,0:51:21.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I mean, the balls on this one-- this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:21.05,0:51:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Let's be honest, Grog. They both have--"
Dialogue: 0,0:51:28.16,0:51:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Lord Grog Peanut Butter of Strongjaw. I'm\Ntitled.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:33.36,0:51:42.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I'd say they've both proven to have more\Nballs than most of those in our city."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:42.70,0:51:45.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Look, we're never going to be a happy\Nfamily.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:45.59,0:51:48.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No. That is right."
Dialogue: 0,0:51:48.01,0:51:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: But if you want to make reparations, help us\Non our path. It will only help you on yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:51:56.15,0:52:02.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He stands up from his chair and walks his\Nway back to his study and
Dialogue: 0,0:52:02.34,0:52:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,closes the door behind him.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:04.22,0:52:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Well, fuck. Guess he's not into us now.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:06.97,0:52:08.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I thought we weren't getting in a fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:08.96,0:52:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No, this is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:10.35,0:52:14.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Do you want me to take a dump somewhere?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:14.03,0:52:15.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Not yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:15.74,0:52:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, headphones, darling.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:18.20,0:52:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh, sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:19.38,0:52:24.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She pulls your hand down, looks at you,\Nsays, "Take a dump!"
Dialogue: 0,0:52:24.75,0:52:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, shit. I mean, shoot!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:27.20,0:52:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I like him."
Dialogue: 0,0:52:30.90,0:52:33.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: That's gnomish. Doesn't mean the same thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:33.79,0:52:38.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She's now transfixed on Scanlan.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:38.45,0:52:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Darling, he takes blue sparkly poos!
Dialogue: 0,0:52:43.60,0:52:47.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Blue sparkle poos? Can you teach me?"
Dialogue: 0,0:52:47.92,0:52:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:52:52.68,0:52:54.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Do you have any blueberries?
Dialogue: 0,0:52:54.82,0:52:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I'm going to ask my mom if we've got\Nblueberries."
Dialogue: 0,0:52:57.02,0:52:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Holy shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:52:58.39,0:53:04.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She runs off to the kitchen. A few minutes\Npass, and Devana comes out holding the tea on the
Dialogue: 0,0:53:04.73,0:53:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cart and goes, "Who taught my daughter to say\N'blue sparkly poo?'"
Dialogue: 0,0:53:08.68,0:53:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I don't know what you're talking about.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:12.40,0:53:14.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Is that a swear word?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:14.72,0:53:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You should really control the people in\Nthis city from talking about that,
Dialogue: 0,0:53:19.70,0:53:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because it's weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:20.96,0:53:22.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: She got it at preschool.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:22.27,0:53:23.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: So many soldiers everywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:23.70,0:53:25.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Velora, go to your room."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:25.48,0:53:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I've never heard a soldier say, "Ah, blue\Nsparkly poo!" I feel like she didn't get that from
Dialogue: 0,0:53:30.51,0:53:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a soldier.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:31.29,0:53:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You've never really been in war, have\Nyou?
Dialogue: 0,0:53:34.17,0:53:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The door opens from the far study, and you\Nsee Syldor walk back in holding what looks to be a
Dialogue: 0,0:53:39.25,0:53:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rolled-up piece of paper with a seal on it. He\Nheads over and tosses it onto the table. "That
Dialogue: 0,0:53:47.80,0:53:53.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"will grant you passage through the city. That will\Ngrant you a single meeting with the High Warden.
Dialogue: 0,0:53:53.50,0:53:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That's the most my power can do at this time."
Dialogue: 0,0:53:58.17,0:54:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: This is a belt buckle, why are you passing\Nme this?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:00.62,0:54:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: (stage-whispering) We're playing pretend.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:02.19,0:54:05.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Okay, oh, it's a sealed scroll now.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:05.91,0:54:14.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: May I see that really quickly? Don't\Nthrow it! Pretend!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:14.75,0:54:17.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Pretend. I'm pretend handing it off.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:17.26,0:54:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Ooh, good object work.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:18.64,0:54:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Now get in the canoe!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:23.93,0:54:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:28.34,0:54:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Right, they're all elves. I can't look\Nat them.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:30.78,0:54:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh, it flew away!
Dialogue: 0,0:54:32.74,0:54:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: This grants an audience for all of us,\Nthen?
Dialogue: 0,0:54:37.94,0:54:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes."
Dialogue: 0,0:54:39.75,0:54:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You're going to have to amend that one\Nname, though, just to be fair.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:44.97,0:54:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Lady Vex'ahlia.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:46.21,0:54:47.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Lady?"
Dialogue: 0,0:54:47.87,0:54:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Lady Vex'ahlia, Baroness of the Third\NHouse of Whitestone and Grand Mistress of the Grey Hunt.
Dialogue: 0,0:54:51.94,0:55:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:55:08.71,0:55:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: So good sir, despite your relationship\Nwith her, do watch your manners.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:16.46,0:55:22.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Tea spit take!
Dialogue: 0,0:55:22.56,0:55:25.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "My apologies, Lady Vex'ahlia."
Dialogue: 0,0:55:25.95,0:55:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Well, you didn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:27.79,0:55:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:55:31.15,0:55:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You can see, there's confused surprise, but\Na smile does curl across the corner of his mouth.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:40.24,0:55:46.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I will make the amendment immediately." And he\Nstands back up, takes it from Percival and makes
Dialogue: 0,0:55:46.75,0:55:48.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his way back to the room.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:48.48,0:55:51.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Darth Vader.
Dialogue: 0,0:55:51.21,0:55:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He returns, hands you the amended paper.\N"Good luck."
Dialogue: 0,0:55:58.89,0:56:00.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: This is a belt buckle-- oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:00.91,0:56:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:56:02.78,0:56:05.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's a gift from your mother.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:05.67,0:56:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: You should thank Percy.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:08.48,0:56:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "If you do intend to make your way towards\Nthe Shademirk, be careful. Be safe. And if
Dialogue: 0,0:56:17.56,0:56:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"anything comes your way that you feel you are\Nincapable of handling, run. We don't need heroes
Dialogue: 0,0:56:23.62,0:56:25.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"right now, we need survivors."
Dialogue: 0,0:56:25.93,0:56:36.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: No promises?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:36.32,0:56:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He shoots you a very dark look.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:39.73,0:56:47.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Right. Sorry. The House of Peanut Butter\Nwill continue its bloodline. I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:56:47.09,0:56:57.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I will send word. Where can I send word to\Nretrieve you when the time is ready for us to attack?"
Dialogue: 0,0:56:57.87,0:56:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Do we have accommodations in the city?
Dialogue: 0,0:56:59.80,0:57:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes, but we'll be in Whitestone.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:02.45,0:57:08.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I will send word to Whitestone when we plan\Nto return to the Prime Material, and preparing our
Dialogue: 0,0:57:08.100,0:57:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"forces for attack upon Thordak in Emon."
Dialogue: 0,0:57:11.33,0:57:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: If not, reach out to Allura of Emon.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:13.12,0:57:16.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I know Allura well, and I can reach to\Nher."
Dialogue: 0,0:57:16.59,0:57:18.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I had a feeling you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:18.19,0:57:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:57:28.05,0:57:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Are you hitting on their dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:30.92,0:57:32.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Anyway."
Dialogue: 0,0:57:32.71,0:57:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Does everything look like hitting on\Npeople to you, Scanlan?
Dialogue: 0,0:57:35.08,0:57:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It does.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:36.50,0:57:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's the Scanlan filter. It's on Snapchat.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:38.64,0:57:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Take off the beer goggles, take them off!\NThose are plus-two magical beer goggles.
Dialogue: 0,0:57:43.42,0:57:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take them off!
Dialogue: 0,0:57:44.44,0:57:56.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He stands up and at this point Devana enters\Nbeside him, puts her hand on his shoulder. He
Dialogue: 0,0:57:56.38,0:58:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks to you with his hands crossed before him and\Ngoes, "I wish you luck and safe journeys. I
Dialogue: 0,0:58:02.57,0:58:06.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"appreciate you coming by. It was good to see you\Nboth."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:06.29,0:58:08.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Where did our sister go?
Dialogue: 0,0:58:08.34,0:58:14.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Turns and Devana goes, "She's in her room\Nfor using bad language."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:14.14,0:58:20.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Poo is a really terrible word to say, I\Nthink. Good thing she didn't say any of the other
Dialogue: 0,0:58:20.58,0:58:22.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,words that she heard in here.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:22.87,0:58:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Hold on." And she leaves and comes back,\Nthis time pushing Velora from the back, and Velora
Dialogue: 0,0:58:27.33,0:58:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walks up pouting with her arms crossed, holding\Nher little owlbear under her arm.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:30.74,0:58:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Come here.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:32.94,0:58:37.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She runs up and gives you a big hug. "Are\Nyou leaving?"
Dialogue: 0,0:58:37.27,0:58:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yeah, just for a little bit, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:39.07,0:58:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "You just got here!"
Dialogue: 0,0:58:40.15,0:58:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I know. Listen, do me a favor? Keep scraping\Nup those knees, will you? You crawl anywhere you
Dialogue: 0,0:58:47.39,0:58:54.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want in this city, the higher the better. And\Nlisten to your parents some of the time. But not
Dialogue: 0,0:58:54.56,0:58:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all of the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:58:56.17,0:58:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I can already do that."
Dialogue: 0,0:58:57.68,0:58:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, and!
Dialogue: 0,0:58:59.49,0:59:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She gives you a little kiss on the cheek and\Nthen runs up and puts her arms around you and
Dialogue: 0,0:59:05.20,0:59:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost pushes you back, she's bigger than you\Nremember.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:07.64,0:59:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: She is. I pull out one of my owlbear\Nfeathers that I picked up with Zahra and I tuck it
Dialogue: 0,0:59:15.30,0:59:17.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind her ear.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:17.03,0:59:18.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "What's this?"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:18.44,0:59:22.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It's an owlbear feather. I know!
Dialogue: 0,0:59:22.40,0:59:24.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:59:24.70,0:59:28.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She steps back down and looks at her little\Nplushie and--
Dialogue: 0,0:59:28.46,0:59:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You keep that behind your ear, and you wear\Nyour necklace, and you never forget that Vex and
Dialogue: 0,0:59:33.50,0:59:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vax love you very, very much, dear.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:36.98,0:59:43.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Listen to us. You are not our half-sister.\NYou are our sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:43.100,0:59:54.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She runs up and hugs you both, one in each\Narm, and then steps back down.
Dialogue: 0,0:59:54.18,0:59:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Thank you. Come back soon, please!"
Dialogue: 0,0:59:57.18,1:00:00.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Of course, come visit me in my baroness...\Nisity.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:00.68,1:00:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She runs back to her mom's side and looks at\Nher mom and goes, "Poo."
Dialogue: 0,1:00:05.04,1:00:13.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:13.07,1:00:24.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Devana rolls her eyes and goes, "Ugh. Thank\Nyou. So much."
Dialogue: 0,1:00:24.56,1:00:27.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Shit's a good word, too.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:27.85,1:00:30.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Covers her ears.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:30.65,1:00:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Are we doing that now? Penis wiggle!
Dialogue: 0,1:00:32.94,1:00:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:35.34,1:00:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You see Devana's looking cornered, it's\Nlike, (shushing noises). Syldor actually starts
Dialogue: 0,1:00:40.08,1:00:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laughing. "I hope that's good day, then!"
Dialogue: 0,1:00:45.34,1:00:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:46.70,1:00:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:47.54,1:00:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Bidet.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:48.77,1:00:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA and TALIESIN: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,1:00:50.12,1:00:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Good day." And Syldor bows, you all slowly\Nleave the door, and right before the door closes
Dialogue: 0,1:00:54.06,1:00:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind you hear a little voice go, "Shit."
Dialogue: 0,1:00:56.24,1:00:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:00:58.43,1:01:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No!" The door closes.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:05.77,1:01:10.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We're those terrible-influence side of\Nthe family, aren't we?
Dialogue: 0,1:01:10.16,1:01:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I run up and I give Percy the biggest hug.\NPercival!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:14.67,1:01:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's the gift of smugness, it never goes\Naway.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:16.75,1:01:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, is it real-- no. Was it all just\Nto--
Dialogue: 0,1:01:20.91,1:01:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No, I actually, it occurs to me that we\Ndid kill two of the three barons of Whitestone the
Dialogue: 0,1:01:28.19,1:01:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,last time that we were there.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:29.85,1:01:39.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:01:39.04,1:01:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: There's no house and there's no money--
Dialogue: 0,1:01:41.24,1:01:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: It's the one Scanlan burned.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:43.30,1:01:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's the one that Scanlan burned.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:44.81,1:01:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh, you're the lady of the house that I\Nburned down.
Dialogue: 0,1:01:49.02,1:01:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: And there's just a crypt and that's\Nbeing used for other things, but--
Dialogue: 0,1:01:53.61,1:01:55.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: But you have a title!
Dialogue: 0,1:01:55.47,1:01:59.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: But you do have a title, at the very\Nleast. And once a year, you have to do something
Dialogue: 0,1:01:59.64,1:02:00.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ridiculous.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:00.57,1:02:01.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Even so, Percy.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:01.82,1:02:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You're welcome.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:02.58,1:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I thank you so much.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:03.60,1:02:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Use it in good health.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:05.33,1:02:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I lean over to Scanlan and I say, did you\Nnotice that their dad was saying "bidet" wrong?
Dialogue: 0,1:02:16.13,1:02:19.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I did. I did.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:19.70,1:02:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I thought he was like a highfalutin type.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:22.16,1:02:25.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: You should just say it even louder to make\Nsure people know the correct pronunciation.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:25.87,1:02:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I know. We could be a force for good in\Nand outside of the city. Bidet!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:30.80,1:02:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Bidet!
Dialogue: 0,1:02:32.08,1:02:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guards that are waiting for you outside\Nof the house just sigh very loudly. (sighs)
Dialogue: 0,1:02:39.100,1:02:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Change is hard.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:42.38,1:02:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right, so you have your parchment.\NWithin the next half-hour or so it's not difficult for
Dialogue: 0,1:02:50.03,1:02:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you guys to go ahead and find sleeping\Narrangements for the evening within Syngorn.
Dialogue: 0,1:02:55.61,1:02:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're met for the most part with standoffishness\Nand curiosity with your approach, but upon showing
Dialogue: 0,1:02:59.91,1:03:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the paper there is a sudden realization and a\Nformality that is brought to the conversation, and
Dialogue: 0,1:03:05.56,1:03:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's, you can't help but enjoy it, the two of you.\NYou haven't walked through Syngorn and been
Dialogue: 0,1:03:09.80,1:03:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forcing people to show you the respect you've\Nalways wanted, and there is something slightly
Dialogue: 0,1:03:14.21,1:03:23.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cathartic about that. But you manage to find\Naccommodations for the evening's rest. The guards
Dialogue: 0,1:03:23.68,1:03:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,proceed up into the secondary floor where your\Nroom is kept. Will not enter the room, but
Dialogue: 0,1:03:31.62,1:03:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,notify you that they will be staying outside of\Nthe doorway to ensure that both you are protected
Dialogue: 0,1:03:35.57,1:03:38.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that you don't do anything crazy in the\Nnight.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:38.65,1:03:39.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: What?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:39.67,1:03:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's stupid.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:40.69,1:03:42.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We're respectable.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:42.73,1:03:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's adorable that they think they could\Nstop us if we tried.
Dialogue: 0,1:03:45.61,1:03:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I know! Are we all in rooms next to each\Nother, are we in one room?
Dialogue: 0,1:03:49.68,1:03:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's a series of rooms within what looks\Nlike it was at one time a military barracks that
Dialogue: 0,1:03:56.61,1:04:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has since been renovated. It's not really an inn\Nor tavern; there aren't a lot of travelers that
Dialogue: 0,1:04:02.91,1:04:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come through Syngorn that don't actually live\Nthere or have a home, so it's more being used for
Dialogue: 0,1:04:08.11,1:04:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,storage, but they cleared out an area and they put\Nup beds and it looks-- Syngorn storage room is
Dialogue: 0,1:04:13.55,1:04:17.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty nice by the standards of like Kymal or\NWestruun, so it's not too bad.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:17.99,1:04:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: There's some art nouveau happening.\NThat's all I can really ask.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:22.24,1:04:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Have they already locked us in our\Nrooms?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:24.19,1:04:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, you've just gotten to your rooms now,\Nso.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:27.56,1:04:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: We're a very religious group and we like\Nto have a family prayer.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:31.40,1:04:35.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Speaking of, wait. Where the fuck is Pike?
Dialogue: 0,1:04:35.75,1:04:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:37.26,1:04:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: She was right behind us!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:43.56,1:04:51.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You all, you all realize in the chaos and\Nthe tension of meeting your father--
Dialogue: 0,1:04:51.87,1:04:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Must've gotten lost!
Dialogue: 0,1:04:53.40,1:04:55.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: No, she's here.
Dialogue: 0,1:04:55.94,1:05:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You catch a sudden flicker of divine energy\Nin the space of the hallway near you. The guards
Dialogue: 0,1:05:02.50,1:05:11.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,step back, looking a bit freaked out and grabbing\Ntheir weaponry, and you see a burst of Pike's face
Dialogue: 0,1:05:11.05,1:05:17.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,coming through, her divine form, and she says,\N"I'm sorry--" (static) Disappears, comes back.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:17.91,1:05:26.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The walls--can't maintain--" And her form\Nvanishes once again.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:26.43,1:05:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Fucking Verizon.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:27.71,1:05:31.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:05:31.57,1:05:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Great, now we'll never have them as a\Nsponsor. Thank you, Travis.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:36.36,1:05:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Go T-Mobile.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:38.99,1:05:42.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Go AT-- No.
Dialogue: 0,1:05:42.18,1:05:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So can we have like a little family\Npow-wow in maybe one of the rooms before we all
Dialogue: 0,1:05:51.80,1:05:57.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tuck in for the night and you put the masking tape\Nover each of our doors so we don't sneak into each
Dialogue: 0,1:05:57.81,1:06:00.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other's rooms. High school field trip, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:00.92,1:06:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I don't know any of those words.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:04.12,1:06:07.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Do as you wish, we'll be here if you need\Nus."
Dialogue: 0,1:06:07.42,1:06:10.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Do you need anything, drinks?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:10.18,1:06:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We need to talk to the little fucker.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:12.74,1:06:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Then-- oh, what? Oh, yeah! Well, let's all\Nhead inside for prayer.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:20.00,1:06:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Actually--
Dialogue: 0,1:06:21.45,1:06:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We'll need food and drink.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:23.86,1:06:30.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Guard! One of you, could you go get us some\Nfood? We're very hungry.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:30.10,1:06:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And wine? Maybe some wine?
Dialogue: 0,1:06:33.34,1:06:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: As a baroness, I'm very used to getting\Nfood when I want it.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:38.73,1:06:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: One of the guards steps forward and says,\N"Let me see that parchment once more, please?"
Dialogue: 0,1:06:45.57,1:06:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: That's not it.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:47.35,1:06:49.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That's a belt buckle.
Dialogue: 0,1:06:49.34,1:06:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:06:54.83,1:06:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: My belt buckle!
Dialogue: 0,1:06:57.40,1:07:05.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Rolls it back up, hands it back. "I will\Nretrieve your necessary meal, drink, and other
Dialogue: 0,1:07:05.22,1:07:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"requests you may have."
Dialogue: 0,1:07:06.96,1:07:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Chicken, please.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:08.46,1:07:10.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Thank you. I want anything but chicken.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:10.68,1:07:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Noted and noted." And he turns around and\Nleaves the three other guards standing outside of
Dialogue: 0,1:07:16.57,1:07:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your rooms to do about as you please.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:19.87,1:07:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Right, so we pick the biggest room and we all\Nenter it.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:23.08,1:07:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's a two-bedroom, opposite sides, and\Nthere is a window that has a beautiful view of the
Dialogue: 0,1:07:29.28,1:07:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,central lake that sits at the center of Syngorn,\Nthe entire city's built around, before it meets
Dialogue: 0,1:07:34.84,1:07:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the base of the mountain range that it's\Nbuttressed against.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:37.37,1:07:38.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Titicaca.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:38.67,1:07:43.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That sounds Elvish, but it's not.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:43.60,1:07:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No, I just like saying that.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:47.01,1:07:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Door closes behind you guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:07:49.16,1:07:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Gormidi?
Dialogue: 0,1:07:52.18,1:07:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There's a little flash, a sparkle of arcane\Nlight as the satyr form goes, (breathes heavily)
Dialogue: 0,1:07:59.99,1:08:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That was a little harrowing. You didn't tell me\Nyou were going to bring me into the belly of the
Dialogue: 0,1:08:02.81,1:08:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"beast so soon, we didn't even talk about-- that\Nwas really good tea, by the way;
Dialogue: 0,1:08:06.70,1:08:08.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"that was quite delicious."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:08.26,1:08:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You were drinking our tea?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:10.21,1:08:12.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Very quietly."
Dialogue: 0,1:08:12.25,1:08:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I was wondering where my tea went.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:14.38,1:08:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Now, hold on. Did you steal anything while\Nyou were in there?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:18.25,1:08:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No!"
Dialogue: 0,1:08:19.48,1:08:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Garmelie...
Dialogue: 0,1:08:20.96,1:08:23.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No!"
Dialogue: 0,1:08:23.37,1:08:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Insight-check him.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:25.80,1:08:27.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Insight-check that bitch!
Dialogue: 0,1:08:27.34,1:08:29.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Natural one.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:29.06,1:08:33.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:08:33.55,1:08:36.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He is about as hard to read as anyone you've\Ncome across in the Feywild.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:36.93,1:08:38.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Can I try?
Dialogue: 0,1:08:38.05,1:08:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Sure.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:39.12,1:08:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I feel like we don't need an insight check\Nto know he was lying.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:41.54,1:08:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, I got a 17. I'm way more better than\NScanlan. Natural insight. 28.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:48.84,1:08:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: 28. Through his teeth.
Dialogue: 0,1:08:54.25,1:09:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I do a little entangling underneath of\Nhim and start checking his pockets, TSA style.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:04.55,1:09:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Start giving him the frisk.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:06.58,1:09:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: These vines wrap up around his legs and he's\Nlike, "Oh, I was just!"
Dialogue: 0,1:09:09.82,1:09:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Into the pockets.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:11.97,1:09:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Just let it happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:13.68,1:09:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Where are the pockets?
Dialogue: 0,1:09:15.58,1:09:16.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: In his vest.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:16.56,1:09:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: In his vest pockets.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:17.97,1:09:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: There better not be an owlbear in there\Nor I'm going to be very upset.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:22.94,1:09:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, you reach into one pocket, it's empty.\NYou reach into the other, and your arm goes quite
Dialogue: 0,1:09:27.67,1:09:29.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,far into the pocket, farther than it should--
Dialogue: 0,1:09:29.83,1:09:31.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: You little devil.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:31.50,1:09:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "What? This is extremely degrading! We had a\Ndeal." It's empty.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:39.97,1:09:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Is this a pocket of holding? I think\Nabout the fancy silverware that I might've seen in
Dialogue: 0,1:09:51.28,1:09:53.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Syldor's house.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:53.25,1:09:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Nothing. Just an empty space.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:55.92,1:09:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Come on, keep going.
Dialogue: 0,1:09:57.18,1:10:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I think of fancy teacups, because he\Nmentioned drinking tea.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:01.01,1:10:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (melodically) Nothing!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:03.12,1:10:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Goddamn it.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:04.87,1:10:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: You've never stolen anything, shit!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:06.71,1:10:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Think of gold. Think of gold, Keyleth.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:08.73,1:10:10.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I cast Friends.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:10.03,1:10:12.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I think of gold? Oh, I think of gold.\NSorry, I'm not materialistic.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:12.77,1:10:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We're going to have to have a working\Nrelationship.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:16.38,1:10:18.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why do you say that like it was a bad\Nthing?
Dialogue: 0,1:10:18.46,1:10:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I mean, I'm not. I'm a Barbie girl in a\NBarbie world.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:22.32,1:10:24.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:10:24.72,1:10:27.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He smacks the side of your arm and is like,\N"Get your hand out of my pocket!"
Dialogue: 0,1:10:27.48,1:10:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Ow!
Dialogue: 0,1:10:28.73,1:10:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Keyleth. Check the fur.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:31.35,1:10:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, don't check the fur.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:33.18,1:10:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Excuse me?!"
Dialogue: 0,1:10:35.68,1:10:39.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Let's give him a chance to 'fess up.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:39.69,1:10:47.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "This is not why we're here to talk. We are\Nhere to discuss the elements of our agreement. Two
Dialogue: 0,1:10:47.76,1:10:53.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"things I require your aid in taking, and then I\Nshow you to the outskirts of the Shademirk."
Dialogue: 0,1:10:53.73,1:10:57.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I feel like now we already know where the\Noutskirts of the Shademirk are.
Dialogue: 0,1:10:57.79,1:11:00.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "But do you know of the dangers that are on\Nyour way?"
Dialogue: 0,1:11:00.63,1:11:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yeah, you told us about all three dangers\Nthat we have to face.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:03.14,1:11:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That's true. I have them written down.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:05.31,1:11:09.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:11:09.38,1:11:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: The Hut of Wodenna, the Last Camp of\NSorudun the Happy, and the theatre.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:13.60,1:11:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "And you think those are all the dangers?!\NThere are so many! It's a dangerous place!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:22.45,1:11:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Stop touching me!"
Dialogue: 0,1:11:25.77,1:11:28.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: All right, hands off him.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:28.30,1:11:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Just tell us what the two things are we that\Nwe need to steal.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:31.16,1:11:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "All right. I require a piece of a threshold\Ncrest."
Dialogue: 0,1:11:37.35,1:11:38.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What the fuck is that?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:38.95,1:11:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Of a threshold crest?
Dialogue: 0,1:11:40.33,1:11:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Giant stones on the outside of the city.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:42.47,1:11:46.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Threshold crest." Which you recall are the\Nblue stones that are in the wall around the city.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:46.91,1:11:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's the stupidest thing.
Dialogue: 0,1:11:48.34,1:11:50.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:50.21,1:11:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Why is that stupid?"
Dialogue: 0,1:11:51.82,1:11:53.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Because then they can't go back!
Dialogue: 0,1:11:53.71,1:11:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "You don't have to get it from the wall. I'm\Nsure they build it from something and there might
Dialogue: 0,1:11:57.06,1:11:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"be a reserve somewhere."
Dialogue: 0,1:11:58.48,1:12:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Right, in the other dimension that they\Ncame from. You realize Syngorn didn't originate
Dialogue: 0,1:12:03.46,1:12:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here in the Feywild, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:04.84,1:12:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I understand, but just..."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:06.51,1:12:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, lord have-- oh, sweet Sarenrae.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:09.59,1:12:13.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Wait, okay, a threshold-- a piece?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:13.75,1:12:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "A piece of a threshold crest. Just but a\Nsliver."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:17.70,1:12:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: The same material?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:21.20,1:12:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "The same material enchanted that is\Nfunctionally able to be
Dialogue: 0,1:12:27.05,1:12:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"utilized in the same fashion."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:28.97,1:12:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: No problem. What else?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:30.41,1:12:37.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Great. I also want the High Warden\NTyrelda's hat."
Dialogue: 0,1:12:37.57,1:12:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Her hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:39.45,1:12:44.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do we know what her hat looks like?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:44.06,1:12:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You do, actually.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:45.30,1:12:46.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What does it look like?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:46.42,1:12:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's a pointed, small tricorn made of green\Nvelvet that she wears when she goes on like
Dialogue: 0,1:12:50.26,1:12:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excursions outside of the city.
Dialogue: 0,1:12:52.15,1:12:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh my god, she's got a pirate tri-corner\Nhat?
Dialogue: 0,1:12:55.00,1:13:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's small and very long. Imagine a pirate\Nhat with a little more of an
Dialogue: 0,1:13:00.81,1:13:01.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elven sleekness to it.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:01.95,1:13:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, like a Robin Hood hat? Like Peter\NPan!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:04.69,1:13:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh my god, like Peter Pan!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:05.88,1:13:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Sure, yeah!
Dialogue: 0,1:13:07.76,1:13:15.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I wasn't looking forward to this moment, but\Nthat actually sounds like fun.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:15.16,1:13:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's it, that's all you need?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:19.22,1:13:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That's all! And I will fulfill my side of\Nthe deal."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:22.78,1:13:27.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I have a vague idea of why you might want\Na piece of the threshold crest, but why would you
Dialogue: 0,1:13:27.100,1:13:30.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want the High Warden's hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:13:30.20,1:13:32.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Because I have my reasons."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:32.36,1:13:38.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: So. Are you going to give us what you\Nstole now? We have an arrangement.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:38.14,1:13:40.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "We do have an arrangement."
Dialogue: 0,1:13:40.03,1:13:44.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's only fair. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:13:44.27,1:13:54.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Reaches into his pocket and pulls out what\Nlooks to be a very finely sculpted bronze statue
Dialogue: 0,1:13:54.95,1:14:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Syldor that was gifted for essentially his work\Nwith Emon and establishing better trade routes
Dialogue: 0,1:14:03.96,1:14:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between that city and this city. It's basically a\Ngood job, salesman of the year award of Syldor's.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:10.77,1:14:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: They stole his Emmy?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:12.12,1:14:13.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Kind of, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:13.14,1:14:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, it's like they stole his gold watch.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:15.19,1:14:20.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I yoink it out of his hand. I'll take that.\NI got it right here.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:20.93,1:14:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's a belt buckle.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:22.55,1:14:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Right on my belt.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:23.94,1:14:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: So weird, you pickpocketed the thing that\Nwasn't even expensive.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:30.35,1:14:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why did you take that?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:31.84,1:14:33.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: He can't help it, he's a klepto.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:33.75,1:14:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No! It was there and nobody was looking."
Dialogue: 0,1:14:36.58,1:14:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Because it ultimately doesn't matter. You\Nknow how awards work. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:14:41.28,1:14:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Regardless, we have business to tend to.\NCome, we have a hat to catch!"
Dialogue: 0,1:14:47.68,1:14:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Oh, you want to come along?
Dialogue: 0,1:14:51.43,1:15:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, hang on, before we all leave. Vex and\NVax, what did your dad do back in the day? Because
Dialogue: 0,1:15:03.86,1:15:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he knows Allura and he talked about knowing\NThordak.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:07.20,1:15:09.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: He's an ambassador to the city.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:09.21,1:15:11.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Does he have any type of fighting\Ncapabilities?
Dialogue: 0,1:15:11.93,1:15:14.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ugh. If he does, we never saw it.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:14.100,1:15:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yeah, he'll bore you to death.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:17.19,1:15:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah, he can talk a lot.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:19.68,1:15:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Because it sounds like he was a part of\Nthe mission to lock in Thordak
Dialogue: 0,1:15:26.92,1:15:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,11 or so years ago.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:28.93,1:15:31.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What? No way.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:31.64,1:15:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: He mentioned that he's been down this\Nroad before.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:35.83,1:15:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: He knows Allura because he knew the Council\Nmembers.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:39.76,1:15:41.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was the one that sent us off to find...
Dialogue: 0,1:15:41.94,1:15:48.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: He's a traveling salesman that sells\Npolitics. He's not anything all that fancy.
Dialogue: 0,1:15:48.59,1:15:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Well, if he sells politics, there could\Nbe a lot in selling war against a dragon. I'm not
Dialogue: 0,1:15:56.97,1:16:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying to be a dick, but your father was kind of a\Ndick so I'm just questioning it.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:02.38,1:16:04.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, he's an asshole. That's totally fine.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:04.84,1:16:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'm not trying to talk shit about your\Nfamily.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:06.48,1:16:07.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, feel free.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:07.84,1:16:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:09.07,1:16:13.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Y'all should totally fight right now. Just\Nfight in the room while we're all here and take
Dialogue: 0,1:16:13.69,1:16:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off your clothes.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:14.83,1:16:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'm just saying.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:16.52,1:16:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Only way to solve it.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:19.44,1:16:20.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Totally, totally.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:20.95,1:16:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yep.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:21.89,1:16:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No, that's a very dark and disturbing\Nthought. I'm very impressed.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:24.31,1:16:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Thank you! I've been learning from you.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:26.39,1:16:28.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Thank you. Now I feel guilty.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:28.68,1:16:34.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I don't mean to question to him, he just\Nsaid a few things that raised a few hairs on the
Dialogue: 0,1:16:34.82,1:16:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back of my spine.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:36.04,1:16:39.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Well, maybe we can ask him about it?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:39.88,1:16:41.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: You have hair on your spine?
Dialogue: 0,1:16:41.86,1:16:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: About this time I use Alter Self to go a\Nlittle half-Minxie and get those-- like when a dog
Dialogue: 0,1:16:51.07,1:16:54.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is pissed off and it puffs up the hair, towards\NGrog.
Dialogue: 0,1:16:54.42,1:16:59.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She shows you this emerging patch of fur\Nthat is like, shh, pushing out the back of her
Dialogue: 0,1:16:59.19,1:17:00.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shoulders.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:00.18,1:17:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's real sexy.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:01.34,1:17:02.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Pretty sweet.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:02.46,1:17:03.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Pretty hot.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:03.67,1:17:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It is a very fair point, although I\Nwould say I think it would be best to talk to
Dialogue: 0,1:17:11.00,1:17:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Allura about your father rather than talk to him\Nagain, I think he's possibly had enough of us for
Dialogue: 0,1:17:17.64,1:17:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a while.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:18.78,1:17:25.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: So we have the meeting, we go get the\Ntricorn hat from her, like, boudoir and then we go get
Dialogue: 0,1:17:25.10,1:17:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the crest on the way out, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:27.13,1:17:31.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Maybe we can even find a clue about where\Nthis crest thing is from the meeting.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:31.82,1:17:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Grand! That's a great idea! That's a great\Nidea."
Dialogue: 0,1:17:37.14,1:17:39.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Should we sleep before the meeting?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:39.64,1:17:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I think the meeting is actually\Ntomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:41.96,1:17:44.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:44.29,1:17:49.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It just says we get one meeting, I don't\Nthink it's been "sheduled" yet. Should we go
Dialogue: 0,1:17:49.54,1:17:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"shedule" it?
Dialogue: 0,1:17:50.82,1:17:53.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Let's "shedule" the meeting.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:53.32,1:17:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Or maybe we could send one of the shitty\Nguards to go "shedule" it for us.
Dialogue: 0,1:17:57.35,1:18:02.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Is he back from getting us food? Oh no, I\Nhope he's not, because I want to send a second one
Dialogue: 0,1:18:02.97,1:18:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out there.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:04.30,1:18:06.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Ooh! Because you're a lady.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:06.04,1:18:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Because I'm a baroness.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:07.48,1:18:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I don't think they're going to leave us\Nall alone.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:09.24,1:18:10.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I have made such a terrible mistake.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:10.89,1:18:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:18:14.68,1:18:19.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You go and check, you check the hallway, and\Nthe guard hasn't returned and the three suddenly
Dialogue: 0,1:18:19.87,1:18:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spin around as the door opens.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:21.50,1:18:26.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Hello! We require a meeting with the High\NWarden.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:26.64,1:18:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I do a little gust cantrip from behind\Nthe door to make her hair blow in the wind.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:31.76,1:18:48.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:18:48.41,1:18:55.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I need to take this with me. To make the\Nmeeting schedulable."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:55.41,1:18:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Yes, of course.
Dialogue: 0,1:18:57.26,1:18:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: "Shedulable."
Dialogue: 0,1:18:58.45,1:19:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Shedulable."
Dialogue: 0,1:19:00.38,1:19:01.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Bidet!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:01.60,1:19:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: When would we like the meeting? Tonight or\Ntomorrow?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:06.96,1:19:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA and LIAM: Tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:08.56,1:19:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You guys did wake up about four hours ago?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:11.44,1:19:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Did we?
Dialogue: 0,1:19:12.63,1:19:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Today! Later today.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:14.19,1:19:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We'll take the meeting today.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:15.40,1:19:16.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Right after siesta.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:16.90,1:19:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It's like northern Alaska.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:19.20,1:19:29.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Very well. I'll return." He turns around\Nand leaves and the two guards look at each other
Dialogue: 0,1:19:29.04,1:19:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, thank god it wasn't us. They both stand at\Nthe ready as he goes.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:34.34,1:19:39.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Let that be a lesson to the two of you\Nabout making fun of a foreigner's accent. I'm
Dialogue: 0,1:19:39.97,1:19:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching you.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:41.50,1:19:43.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As the door slowly closes.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:43.58,1:19:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Schedulable!
Dialogue: 0,1:19:45.12,1:19:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The faun, of which is currently-- Garmelie\Nis up on one of the beds right now, stretched out.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:51.66,1:19:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So! What are you waiting for?"
Dialogue: 0,1:19:55.58,1:19:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's your bed, Keyleth.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:57.02,1:19:58.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Aw, man.
Dialogue: 0,1:19:58.40,1:20:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:01.29,1:20:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Brings up one leg.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:03.09,1:20:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Trinket jumps up on the bed and snuggles in\Nwith him.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:06.31,1:20:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No, don't, ugh!" (bear noises)
Dialogue: 0,1:20:09.20,1:20:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Aw, they're shedding on it!
Dialogue: 0,1:20:10.81,1:20:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (creak, crash) The bottom cracks and the bed\Nactually falls flat on the ground. The springs
Dialogue: 0,1:20:15.97,1:20:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,destroyed.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:17.10,1:20:19.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's all right, it's a futon now. It's\Nlike college.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:19.33,1:20:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Have we seen any of these threshold crests\Non our way in?
Dialogue: 0,1:20:24.80,1:20:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yeah, we walked past some.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:26.41,1:20:29.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: They're those little blue stones that are\Nkeeping the city here.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:29.91,1:20:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Don't say it like it's obvious. I don't\Npay attention to shit.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:32.60,1:20:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: But we just need a sliver of one.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:35.04,1:20:40.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Right, so like, I could take Vax's head\Nand smash it against one and then pick up the
Dialogue: 0,1:20:40.16,1:20:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pieces. No, that's a bad thing from your frown.
Dialogue: 0,1:20:43.50,1:20:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Although Grog doesn't have the worst\Nidea. And I don't mean smashing Vax's head. That's
Dialogue: 0,1:20:50.82,1:20:58.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not what I mean. But don't we have some hidden\Ngems, because I'm really terrified if we start
Dialogue: 0,1:20:58.81,1:21:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hacking away at these stones what might happen.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:02.14,1:21:04.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: They might not be able to return.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:04.11,1:21:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So maybe we can do something kind of\Nfakey.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:06.09,1:21:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: He's in the room.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:08.31,1:21:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:21:10.39,1:21:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Is he asleep? He's asleep, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:12.18,1:21:14.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, he's currently partially crushed by\NTrinket on the bed and goes like,
Dialogue: 0,1:21:14.32,1:21:16.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I can hear you!"
Dialogue: 0,1:21:16.48,1:21:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I mean, we have jewels and shit, just\Nstuff hanging around, but what does that do?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:23.48,1:21:26.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No, how do we know if we can chip\Na piece off without ruining it?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:26.55,1:21:28.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I wouldn't risk it.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:28.08,1:21:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I think we should talk to some people and\Nask a couple of questions around town first.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:31.70,1:21:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah. Maybe somebody, maybe the High Warden\Nknows. Maybe we can sneak it out of there or
Dialogue: 0,1:21:36.36,1:21:37.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:37.23,1:21:38.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Just drop it in passing.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:38.22,1:21:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Ooh! Like a souvenir. "Can we have a piece\Nof your threshold crest?"
Dialogue: 0,1:21:40.72,1:21:43.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Exactly like that, Grog, exactly like\Nthat.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:43.33,1:21:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Shit, I have got all the good ideas\Ntoday.
Dialogue: 0,1:21:45.98,1:21:48.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:21:48.47,1:21:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I'm the leader. So what do we do until the\Nguard comes back?
Dialogue: 0,1:21:58.12,1:22:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The door opens, the guard comes around with\Nfood and hands it out to the rest of--
Dialogue: 0,1:22:03.14,1:22:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Does anybody have money for a tip? Because\NI think you're supposed to tip them.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:06.10,1:22:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:07.30,1:22:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "You're not supposed to tip your guards."\N(boof) Slams the door behind.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:14.98,1:22:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That's an Emon tradition. We're overseas,\Nremember.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:19.52,1:22:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I like it here.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:22.83,1:22:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. You finish your meal.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:25.88,1:22:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It's delicious!
Dialogue: 0,1:22:27.22,1:22:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And prepare yourselves for an excursion into\Nthe city of Syngorn to seemingly steal a piece of
Dialogue: 0,1:22:33.51,1:22:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the threshold crest and the High Warden Tyrelda's\Ntravel hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:37.03,1:22:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I turn into Minxie and resign to the idea\Nthat I'm going to be sleeping with Garmelie and
Dialogue: 0,1:22:43.80,1:22:47.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trinket and just cuddle next to them in Minxie\Nmode.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:47.73,1:22:49.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Are you coming with us, though, Keyleth?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:49.67,1:22:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, we're not sleeping?
Dialogue: 0,1:22:51.01,1:22:56.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No. It's like one in the afternoon, so we'll\Nprobably just go.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:56.09,1:22:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: But you know, blow a couple more spells.
Dialogue: 0,1:22:58.03,1:23:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So that's one use of your beast form.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:01.05,1:23:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Just come on, then.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:05.70,1:23:07.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'll come on.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:07.16,1:23:09.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Just save it. You can stay like that, just\Nwalk close to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:09.77,1:23:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Am I going to freak people out if I walk\Naround like this?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:12.54,1:23:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: God, I hope so.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:13.65,1:23:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Fuck them, that's what I say.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:15.36,1:23:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. You guys make your way outside\Ninto the city streets of Syngorn to hopefully wait
Dialogue: 0,1:23:21.33,1:23:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the other guard, who returns about ten minutes\Nlater to tell you, "It has been 'sheduled.'"
Dialogue: 0,1:23:26.88,1:23:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Ah, very good.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:28.57,1:23:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "As soon as you wish, attend to the central\Npalace and there you will be greeted."
Dialogue: 0,1:23:34.42,1:23:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:35.67,1:23:36.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yep.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:36.75,1:23:38.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Are you leaving now?"
Dialogue: 0,1:23:38.93,1:23:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:39.89,1:23:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Well, we waste no time.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:41.77,1:23:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Makes a big whistle and the other guards\Ncome down, and collectively you now have four
Dialogue: 0,1:23:46.02,1:23:47.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guards watching you guys.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:47.54,1:23:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Four?
Dialogue: 0,1:23:48.61,1:23:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah. There were four of them.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:50.22,1:23:54.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I drop Minxie form, because that seems\Nvery aggressive.
Dialogue: 0,1:23:54.69,1:24:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: As we walk I say to Vax: Oi, Vax. What is the\Nreason for this meeting? When we get in there,
Dialogue: 0,1:24:04.94,1:24:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do we say to her?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:06.64,1:24:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Can we have your hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:08.48,1:24:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I don't think we should lead with that.\NMaybe work our way around to it. Well, I would
Dialogue: 0,1:24:15.60,1:24:21.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like advice other than this little hairy man for\Nhow to get to the bog.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:21.92,1:24:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And also what we might face.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:23.84,1:24:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:25.17,1:24:27.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And how we can fight what we might face.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:27.53,1:24:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: She might know about Fenthras and the\Nbow.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:29.67,1:24:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes, exactly.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:30.77,1:24:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Wait, Scanlan, can't you go invisible too?\NWhat if you two little buggers just went off and
Dialogue: 0,1:24:35.52,1:24:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like found it on your own while we were\Ndistracting Captain Fancy Hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:39.26,1:24:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Find Fenthras on our own, what?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:43.18,1:24:47.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, you go invisible along with Fauny\NTim over here and you just
Dialogue: 0,1:24:47.37,1:24:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go find the fucking hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:48.86,1:24:49.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh, the hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:49.81,1:24:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:51.08,1:24:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What if she's wearing the hat? What if\Nthe hat is on her head?
Dialogue: 0,1:24:54.34,1:24:56.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: We kill everybody.
Dialogue: 0,1:24:56.61,1:25:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:25:02.13,1:25:04.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: To be fair, that usually is the plan.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:04.30,1:25:10.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And thus ended the story of Vox Machina,\Nmurdered terribly in the streets of Syngorn by
Dialogue: 0,1:25:10.25,1:25:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their own people.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:11.50,1:25:12.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Clutching a hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:12.87,1:25:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Tarantino film.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:14.22,1:25:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you guys make your way towards the\Npalace, formulating your plan, we're going to go
Dialogue: 0,1:25:18.21,1:25:23.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ahead and take a quick bathroom break here. Guys,\Nabout ten, 15 minutes or so, we'll be back here in
Dialogue: 0,1:25:23.65,1:25:29.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just a little bit. So use your restrooms, stretch\Nyour legs and come back. We'll see you all here in
Dialogue: 0,1:25:29.23,1:25:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a few minutes.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:30.43,1:25:32.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[no audio]
Dialogue: 0,1:25:32.44,1:25:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:25:45.24,1:25:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That's a lot of people. Welcome back. First\Noff, I want to say a big thanks to Amanda Mclean
Dialogue: 0,1:25:55.07,1:25:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for making our awesome graphic for our\Nintermission, thank you Amanda, appreciate that.
Dialogue: 0,1:25:58.98,1:26:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:26:02.44,1:26:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: We are back. Brought to you by Loot Crate.\NLet's dive back in, as you guys make your way
Dialogue: 0,1:26:09.04,1:26:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through the city of Syngorn towards the palace to\Nwhat would be the northern side of the city.
Dialogue: 0,1:26:16.10,1:26:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eventually you come upon the large, slightly\Nswirling stairs that lead to the front of the
Dialogue: 0,1:26:22.24,1:26:28.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,large brass and ivory surrounded doorway that\Nleads to the interior. You guys have not actually
Dialogue: 0,1:26:28.63,1:26:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been inside this palace before; you've only seen it from a\Ndistance, as your father would not let you in too
Dialogue: 0,1:26:32.98,1:26:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,close to the center of the city. As you make your\Nway up the stairs, you can see guards, the Verdant
Dialogue: 0,1:26:40.05,1:26:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guards step out in an aggressive and defensive\Nway, but the guards to your sides immediately put
Dialogue: 0,1:26:44.38,1:26:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their hands up and signal them to put their arms\Ndown and to stand at ease. You guys are brought to
Dialogue: 0,1:26:50.01,1:26:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the front, the doors open, and a small elderly\Nelvish gentleman comes out, his long white hair
Dialogue: 0,1:26:58.57,1:27:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,almost touching the ground as he shuffles up. He\Nbrings a small monocle up to the side of his face.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:05.16,1:27:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes? Do you have business in the palace?"
Dialogue: 0,1:27:12.24,1:27:13.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: G'day mate.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:13.70,1:27:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:15.09,1:27:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We do. We have a meeting with the High\NWarden Tyrelda.
Dialogue: 0,1:27:19.88,1:27:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Let me see your papers. Oh, I see they're\Nright here. Very well. Follow me, please." He
Dialogue: 0,1:27:30.60,1:27:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,turns around and walks his way into the building.\NYou all follow suit and are led through the main
Dialogue: 0,1:27:37.16,1:27:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,entryway to the palace itself. On the inside you\Ncan see these giant archways that the pillars that
Dialogue: 0,1:27:43.10,1:27:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hold them up look like trees that spread to the\Ntop like the stone boughs actually hold a canopy
Dialogue: 0,1:27:48.53,1:27:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made of marble with beautiful portraits and long\Nartistic renditions of the creation of Syngorn,
Dialogue: 0,1:27:58.37,1:28:03.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the people, each bloodline that has progressed and\Ntaken on the central political structure of the
Dialogue: 0,1:28:03.48,1:28:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city. As it goes, you can see busts of people who have\Nbeen of historical importance to Syngorn, and
Dialogue: 0,1:28:11.04,1:28:14.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eventually you're brought to the very end of this\Nhallway. Amongst a series of other offshoot
Dialogue: 0,1:28:14.97,1:28:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hallways and doors, there is the next portion of\Nthis journey, this large central chamber. The door
Dialogue: 0,1:28:21.96,1:28:27.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is already partially ajar. You are led into what\Nseems to be the equivalent of a throne room, but
Dialogue: 0,1:28:27.32,1:28:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it appears that there is a half-circle table in\Nthe center of the room and a series of chairs that
Dialogue: 0,1:28:32.02,1:28:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now sit empty across from one side. Your side. The\Nother side of the table, you see sitting quietly
Dialogue: 0,1:28:38.37,1:28:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and patiently, an older elven woman, you can see\Nthe grey in her hair and the crow's-nests at the
Dialogue: 0,1:28:45.61,1:28:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corner of her eyes, which in elven years means\Nshe's quite old, she's probably close to 150 or
Dialogue: 0,1:28:51.41,1:28:59.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,200 years old, by your gathering. They can live\Nquite a long time. She would be in the equivalent
Dialogue: 0,1:28:59.29,1:29:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of her late 50s.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:02.39,1:29:07.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Not old enough for our party to kill\Nmercilessly.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:07.18,1:29:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, that's a whole different gauge.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:10.10,1:29:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Throwback Thursday.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:12.09,1:29:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Is she wearing a hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:14.60,1:29:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: She is not wearing a hat.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:16.20,1:29:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Shit. All right, she lives.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:19.13,1:29:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guard behind ushers you guys forward\Ntoward the chairs. You all get the idea that you
Dialogue: 0,1:29:28.61,1:29:29.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should sit.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:29.71,1:29:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We sit.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:31.91,1:29:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:33.29,1:29:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Are there chairs for all of us?
Dialogue: 0,1:29:35.08,1:29:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There are chairs for all of you but Trinket,\Nwho currently, one of the guards is helping to put
Dialogue: 0,1:29:42.80,1:29:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his hands out in front to keep back, like.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:45.12,1:29:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:46.52,1:29:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: That's a good way to lose a finger.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:47.98,1:29:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I wouldn't mess with him if I were you,\Njust to be safe. And I walk up and I give Trinket
Dialogue: 0,1:29:53.54,1:29:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a kiss on the nose and I put him in his Pokeball.
Dialogue: 0,1:29:56.60,1:30:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guard leaps back for a second. "That's\Nmuch easier."
Dialogue: 0,1:30:01.92,1:30:05.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Just watch closely, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:05.60,1:30:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You step back, you all find your seats.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:08.71,1:30:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Just talking to my boobs. No big deal.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:13.33,1:30:15.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Buddy, buddy.
Dialogue: 0,1:30:15.05,1:30:21.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:30:21.14,1:30:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: This meeting room pavilion, and as you all\Nhave your seat, you see the High Warden waiting
Dialogue: 0,1:30:27.18,1:30:34.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there patiently, smile on her face but definitely\Nan expression that shows both intelligence and
Dialogue: 0,1:30:34.12,1:30:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guard. As you all sit, she looks about the group,\Nasks, "So you've all come and made arrangements to
Dialogue: 0,1:30:43.59,1:30:50.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"meet with me. You've come quite a ways and with\Nvery short notice. I'm curious as to what your
Dialogue: 0,1:30:50.18,1:30:53.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"reasonings are. Please, state your business."
Dialogue: 0,1:30:53.18,1:31:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: You probably recognize the two of us even if\Nyou don't know us. We're Syldor's children. This
Dialogue: 0,1:31:03.92,1:31:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is my sister Vex'ahlia. I'm Vax'ildan.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:06.73,1:31:12.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Strange. It has been some time since you've\Nbeen within the city. Welcome."
Dialogue: 0,1:31:12.80,1:31:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:14.47,1:31:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We're back because we're searching for a\Ncertain bow, Fenthras? Said to be within the Murk
Dialogue: 0,1:31:27.22,1:31:28.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something?
Dialogue: 0,1:31:28.69,1:31:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Bog of Eternal Stench, I believe.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:31.33,1:31:35.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Shadowmurk Bog. That's the one.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:35.39,1:31:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "The Shademirk?"
Dialogue: 0,1:31:36.53,1:31:38.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Shademirk. That's it.
Dialogue: 0,1:31:38.13,1:31:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: It's not on a lark. We're not a bunch of\Nfly-by-nights. We've already stopped to see Vex's
Dialogue: 0,1:31:48.99,1:31:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and my father. Over the last several months, we\Nhave been dealing, a little more closely than most
Dialogue: 0,1:31:56.49,1:32:04.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would want, with the Conclave, these dragons. We\Nknow that you are struggling to do the same. We
Dialogue: 0,1:32:04.76,1:32:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have felled two of them, and I don't say that to\Nbrag, just to impress upon you how serious we are.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:14.50,1:32:28.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've come a long way, and we are in need of help.\NThank you, darling. I think that the city's
Dialogue: 0,1:32:28.73,1:32:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intentions are in the best possible place. Brings\Nme a great deal of personal satisfaction,
Dialogue: 0,1:32:38.78,1:32:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually. I would like to offer our aid in service\Nof the very same purpose, and that bow, in my
Dialogue: 0,1:32:53.46,1:32:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sister's hands, will go a long way to felling more\Nof these beasts.
Dialogue: 0,1:32:59.75,1:33:13.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well. You stroll in here with a great deal\Nof arrogance and an air of self-importance. Not in
Dialogue: 0,1:33:13.29,1:33:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"a way that is negative, more in a way that means\Nyou aspire, and I hope, not reaching beyond your
Dialogue: 0,1:33:21.08,1:33:28.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"means. If you have indeed felled these two members\Nof the Conclave as you say, then perhaps this
Dialogue: 0,1:33:28.56,1:33:34.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"errand to the Shademirk is not as dangerous as one\Nwould expect. I would not deny you this, and if
Dialogue: 0,1:33:34.94,1:33:39.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you indeed have these capabilities, you should\Nhave no issue surviving the Mirk,
Dialogue: 0,1:33:39.36,1:33:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you and your companions."
Dialogue: 0,1:33:41.36,1:33:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Syldor sent us here because he said you\Nwould know what we might face in the Shademirk.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:49.08,1:33:59.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well. The Shademirk, as far as I\Nunderstand, was once a very beautiful landscape.
Dialogue: 0,1:33:59.18,1:34:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"That once was the fountain heart of the Gilded Run\Nthat provided the flowing rivers that spun
Dialogue: 0,1:34:07.40,1:34:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"throughout this entire region. There was an\Narchfey many years before who was turned on by his
Dialogue: 0,1:34:17.49,1:34:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"beloved, who had been growing so spiteful, so full\Nof angst and anger and vengeful thoughts that it
Dialogue: 0,1:34:25.38,1:34:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"turned his heart dark and black and he began to\Nspill into the fen around him. It was there that
Dialogue: 0,1:34:33.01,1:34:38.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"these lands became the Shademirk. It was there\Nthat he became one with the land and corrupted it
Dialogue: 0,1:34:38.58,1:34:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and turned it. Dryads turned foul and shadowed.\NOther creatures began to crawl up from the bog
Dialogue: 0,1:34:46.14,1:34:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"itself, and to this day feed off the life of those\Nthey can reach. The only thing that holds its
Dialogue: 0,1:34:50.99,1:34:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"spread at bay is the Gilded Run, the rapids. Now,\Nit's found balance, and we watched it spread, as
Dialogue: 0,1:34:58.84,1:35:05.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"those who've lived here for a long time do. It\Ndoes not force any sort of immediate threat to any
Dialogue: 0,1:35:05.33,1:35:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"of us, and it serves its own purpose. It has its\Nnew-- I shouldn't say new, it's been hundreds of
Dialogue: 0,1:35:11.36,1:35:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"years now-- but its own life, its own biome. And\Nwe could not be ones to mess with that, if you
Dialogue: 0,1:35:21.96,1:35:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"will. But it is dangerous, and it is, for those\Nwho have scouted far enough to see it, say it is
Dialogue: 0,1:35:28.86,1:35:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"akin to wading through an oil slick. It is to walk\Ninto a hungry swamp that
Dialogue: 0,1:35:38.46,1:35:41.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"never gives up its need to feed."
Dialogue: 0,1:35:41.70,1:35:43.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Sounds lovely.
Dialogue: 0,1:35:43.46,1:35:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes, quite."
Dialogue: 0,1:35:45.07,1:35:56.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You say you've lived here. I know the city\Ngoes back and forth between the Feywild. Do you
Dialogue: 0,1:35:56.49,1:35:58.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,travel more freely?
Dialogue: 0,1:35:58.43,1:36:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I haven't in my older years. When I was\Nyounger, perhaps. It is important to maintain an
Dialogue: 0,1:36:04.13,1:36:11.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"idea of the current state of the Feywild. Every\Nfew decades, perhaps every generation, just to be
Dialogue: 0,1:36:11.26,1:36:16.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"certain when we have to undergo this transition\Nthat we don't come into the middle of a war zone
Dialogue: 0,1:36:16.11,1:36:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in its own right. But I grow tired in my older\Nyears, and find myself chained to politics more
Dialogue: 0,1:36:23.12,1:36:24.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"often than not."
Dialogue: 0,1:36:24.76,1:36:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: How did you make that transition so easily?\NI know that the threshold crests are how the city
Dialogue: 0,1:36:30.70,1:36:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gets around.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:32.99,1:36:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:36:36.94,1:36:45.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, there are thin areas between the\Nplanes, there are doorways, and we have magical
Dialogue: 0,1:36:45.79,1:36:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"means to send small scouting parties between this\Nveil."
Dialogue: 0,1:36:50.55,1:36:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Go on.
Dialogue: 0,1:36:54.71,1:37:03.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Well, I don't want to be a bother, yes,\Nbut. Do they entail any part of those threshold
Dialogue: 0,1:37:03.94,1:37:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crests? I'm wondering because perhaps we might\Nfind ourselves in need of traveling, as well.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:09.85,1:37:16.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: We know we're strangers. But we read much\Nwisdom and experience in your eyes, and it would
Dialogue: 0,1:37:16.22,1:37:22.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seem that you have encountered this place\Nyourself, or have experience in the past with
Dialogue: 0,1:37:22.55,1:37:26.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those who have, and we're just looking for an\Nedge, really.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:26.15,1:37:28.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You make a persuasion check.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:28.87,1:37:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, do I want to roll this one or do I want\Nto roll--
Dialogue: 0,1:37:32.41,1:37:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh, just pick one.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:33.56,1:37:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:34.85,1:37:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The ever-plight of Laura Bailey.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:37.14,1:37:40.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ooh! That's a good, that's a good, I'm glad\NI switched!
Dialogue: 0,1:37:40.13,1:37:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: There are 300 fucking dice on this table.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:44.07,1:37:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: 27.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:46.64,1:37:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,1:37:48.44,1:38:03.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "We have refined the art of creating the\Nthreshold crests. We have personalized
Dialogue: 0,1:38:03.11,1:38:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"enchantments that can be utilized for our trained\Nspies, our trained guides, our trained scouts. We
Dialogue: 0,1:38:14.01,1:38:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"keep them under lock and key, but when an endeavor\Nrequires the transference between planes, we do on
Dialogue: 0,1:38:20.18,1:38:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"occasion allow these to go into the hands of our\Ngreatest guides."
Dialogue: 0,1:38:25.42,1:38:38.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: If a party would be in search of an item\Nthat would be of great use to your survival, would
Dialogue: 0,1:38:38.36,1:38:40.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that be worthy?
Dialogue: 0,1:38:40.90,1:38:42.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Listen, we know we're bastards.
Dialogue: 0,1:38:42.90,1:38:45.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Stop bringing up the bastard part!
Dialogue: 0,1:38:45.38,1:38:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Clearly. Look into my eyes, we share the\Nsame goal. Half of my blood is yours. I want to
Dialogue: 0,1:38:59.37,1:39:12.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kill the threat to your city and to all cities. I\Nask with complete humility. I know what I'm
Dialogue: 0,1:39:12.47,1:39:15.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking. Please.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:15.96,1:39:19.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a persuasion check.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:19.83,1:39:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Which one? Him or me?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:22.20,1:39:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Him.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:23.40,1:39:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Fuck, can I give him advantage, can I help\Nhim?
Dialogue: 0,1:39:26.04,1:39:27.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Using Luck.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:27.11,1:39:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, he's got Luck. He has his own.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:28.98,1:39:31.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Come on, you motherfucker.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:31.72,1:39:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Ouch. I rolled the same thing. Low number\Ntwice. No, that's a big five.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:37.64,1:39:40.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, no, everything's ten. I thought\Neverything was a ten!
Dialogue: 0,1:39:40.71,1:39:45.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: No, that's right, you're right. So that is\Na--
Dialogue: 0,1:39:45.89,1:39:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: 12.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:48.13,1:39:49.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: No, 13.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:49.37,1:39:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh, that's better.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:51.33,1:39:53.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's better.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:53.38,1:39:58.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why did you talk? I think she would've\Nlistened to me.
Dialogue: 0,1:39:58.11,1:40:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:40:04.96,1:40:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I appreciate your intent, and I understand\Nthat our current paths will hopefully align in the
Dialogue: 0,1:40:15.53,1:40:23.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"near future. However, such artifacts are very\Nimportant to us and the business within Syngorn,
Dialogue: 0,1:40:24.04,1:40:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and I mean no offense in saying that you are no\Nlonger residents of our city. As such, no, I
Dialogue: 0,1:40:29.80,1:40:38.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"cannot provide you with these crystals. However, when\Nthe time comes, and you retrieve this bow which
Dialogue: 0,1:40:38.37,1:40:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"you say you seek, I hope that we can count each\Nother brethren on the battlefield."
Dialogue: 0,1:40:43.18,1:40:50.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Can I look around the room? Are there any\Ndoors open, ajar, leading into a bedroom with a
Dialogue: 0,1:40:50.33,1:40:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hat on a rack?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:51.91,1:40:54.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a perception check, Grog.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:54.55,1:40:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Are there any guards in here with us?
Dialogue: 0,1:40:56.44,1:40:59.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yeah, the guards have led you in, they're\Njust back by the front door you entered.
Dialogue: 0,1:40:59.37,1:41:03.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: There's a hat rack and a Starbucks,\Nthat's what's in the room right there. It's a hat
Dialogue: 0,1:41:03.21,1:41:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rack and a Starbucks.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:04.48,1:41:08.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: 19. Natural.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:08.89,1:41:13.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I'm rusty on my rules. That should've been a\N17.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:13.63,1:41:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What'd you roll?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:15.10,1:41:21.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I rolled a three, but because of reliable\Ntalent, anything lower counts as a ten. Ten plus
Dialogue: 0,1:41:21.18,1:41:25.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my persuasion of seven is 17. I'm just rusty.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:25.34,1:41:27.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: I understand. Same answer.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:27.83,1:41:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:41:30.82,1:41:33.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: That is racist!
Dialogue: 0,1:41:33.89,1:41:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, that is a very closely guarded item that\Nwould've required a roll of 20 or higher to
Dialogue: 0,1:41:39.17,1:41:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,succeed.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:40.54,1:41:44.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: The whole time I was like, that seems wrong\Nto me; that it's so low.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:44.07,1:41:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yeah man, reliable talent's good for that\Nreason.
Dialogue: 0,1:41:46.24,1:41:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why did your luck suck that time?
Dialogue: 0,1:41:48.36,1:41:57.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It's all right. Grog, glancing about the\Nroom, your suddenly strangely keen giant eyes
Dialogue: 0,1:41:57.49,1:42:02.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in an elvish realm, you who can read patterns in\Nrock and mountain faces, but when looking at
Dialogue: 0,1:42:02.48,1:42:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finely crafted marble it's just a big mess. You\Nsee at the very back of the chamber what appears
Dialogue: 0,1:42:08.93,1:42:16.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be an imprint into one of the sculptures, one\Nof the almost silver and brass latticework that
Dialogue: 0,1:42:16.89,1:42:21.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tends to look like climbing roots and vines across\Nthe back of the room. There is a door that is
Dialogue: 0,1:42:21.71,1:42:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,recessed within that, though it's hidden in\Nthe sculpture itself.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:24.66,1:42:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now. Unless you have other business?"
Dialogue: 0,1:42:31.30,1:42:33.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I have a little bit of business.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:33.59,1:42:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes."
Dialogue: 0,1:42:34.69,1:42:39.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Good, carry on. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:39.93,1:42:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Everyone who meets me knows I am a collector\Nof hats.
Dialogue: 0,1:42:45.77,1:42:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:42:55.23,1:43:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I take out my beret and I put it on and I\Nsay, why, this one was a very special beret I got
Dialogue: 0,1:43:05.62,1:43:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by defending Whitestone against an invasion of\Nvampires, singlehandedly
Dialogue: 0,1:43:10.34,1:43:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freeing the city from the scourge.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:13.28,1:43:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That sounds entirely believable."
Dialogue: 0,1:43:15.61,1:43:22.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yes. It's a fine garment woven by a master\Ncraftsman. I hear you have a fine hat, as well,
Dialogue: 0,1:43:22.11,1:43:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you've been seen wearing about town. Is that\Ntrue?
Dialogue: 0,1:43:26.25,1:43:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I wish I could say this isn't true, but\Nit's actually true. He is genuine.
Dialogue: 0,1:43:32.34,1:43:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I have been known to have a few garments\Nbased on where I'm going, yes."
Dialogue: 0,1:43:37.37,1:43:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: As a fine appreciator of the haberdasher\Narts--
Dialogue: 0,1:43:42.53,1:43:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:43:51.14,1:44:00.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: A connoisseur, really. Could you humor an old\Ngnome like me and show me... I hear tell of a
Dialogue: 0,1:44:00.31,1:44:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,green hat. A tri-tip hat, right?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:04.64,1:44:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I thought it was blue.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:05.97,1:44:06.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Blue hat?
Dialogue: 0,1:44:06.96,1:44:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Might be green.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:08.13,1:44:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: He's also colorblind, I should\Nmention.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:10.56,1:44:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Tri-tip, triangular-- I just hear it's\Nfantastic, I've never seen one quite like it up
Dialogue: 0,1:44:15.60,1:44:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,close. I was wondering if I could take a\Nlook-see.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:18.76,1:44:21.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a deception check.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:21.09,1:44:24.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: With disadvantage.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:24.91,1:44:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yeah, because you didn't sleep.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:26.73,1:44:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, you didn't sleep, Scanlan!
Dialogue: 0,1:44:28.94,1:44:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Well, that was a natural 20. But the first\None was a six.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:38.65,1:44:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luckily, it's plus 14, so 20.
Dialogue: 0,1:44:40.66,1:44:44.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,1:44:44.23,1:44:47.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[no audio]
Dialogue: 0,1:44:47.38,1:44:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Bards! "From political requests to a hat\Ncollector, this is indeed a very strange afternoon
Dialogue: 0,1:44:54.20,1:44:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"in the palace. Yes, I can have one of my servants\Nshow you."
Dialogue: 0,1:44:58.72,1:45:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Thank you so much, it would mean so much to\Nme. I've never met a hat I didn't like.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:04.50,1:45:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Then I am certain you will be fulfilled."
Dialogue: 0,1:45:08.82,1:45:14.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Should we just wait here, or is it going to\Nbe a while?
Dialogue: 0,1:45:14.41,1:45:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No, I'll have a servant bring you up." And\Nshe puts her hand up and the guards open the door
Dialogue: 0,1:45:18.86,1:45:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you see a servant walk out who looks to be a\Nyounger elven man. Actually probably about the age
Dialogue: 0,1:45:27.07,1:45:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Vax there. Short tattered hair comes across in\Nfront of his eyes.
Dialogue: 0,1:45:31.52,1:45:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He enters. "Yes, mother?"
Dialogue: 0,1:45:34.85,1:45:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Could you please show this strange little gnome\Nman to the hat room?"
Dialogue: 0,1:45:42.01,1:45:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes, of course. Yes. Follow me."
Dialogue: 0,1:45:47.99,1:45:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: There's a hat room? I have a hat room in my\Nplace, too!
Dialogue: 0,1:45:51.27,1:45:55.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "That's splendid. Now, is there any other\Nbusiness?"
Dialogue: 0,1:45:55.67,1:46:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Just to be clear, you would say that the\Nriver is probably our safest mode of entry into
Dialogue: 0,1:46:02.95,1:46:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bog?
Dialogue: 0,1:46:04.06,1:46:09.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "It surrounds the bog and runs past the\Nsouthern portion of it, so you'll most likely come
Dialogue: 0,1:46:09.57,1:46:14.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"upon the river one way or another. Lest you wish\Nto traverse the Green Sea, but that I would not
Dialogue: 0,1:46:14.69,1:46:16.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"recommend, either."
Dialogue: 0,1:46:16.13,1:46:19.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So there's no real easy way into the bog,\Nis what you're saying?
Dialogue: 0,1:46:19.94,1:46:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "There's no easy way to anything in the\NFeywild, my child."
Dialogue: 0,1:46:22.82,1:46:23.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Got it.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:23.82,1:46:26.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Have you seen the tree yourself?
Dialogue: 0,1:46:26.34,1:46:27.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I have not."
Dialogue: 0,1:46:27.60,1:46:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Are there river men who run boats on the\Nriver?
Dialogue: 0,1:46:32.33,1:46:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No, the river tends to run itself."
Dialogue: 0,1:46:36.12,1:46:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:46:40.07,1:46:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I had that coming. That's fair.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:42.46,1:46:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: That's good.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:43.97,1:46:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Do you wish to inquire about my shoes? My\Ncoat perhaps..."
Dialogue: 0,1:46:51.11,1:46:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh my god, they're so cute, though.\NThey're amazing shoes. I didn't notice them until
Dialogue: 0,1:46:56.61,1:46:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you pointed them out, sorry. No, continue on.
Dialogue: 0,1:46:59.89,1:47:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Is that all?"
Dialogue: 0,1:47:00.99,1:47:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I think that's all, yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:02.09,1:47:05.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "All right. Good luck. I wish you safe--"
Dialogue: 0,1:47:05.90,1:47:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, wait, wait, lady!
Dialogue: 0,1:47:07.13,1:47:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: High Warden, High Warden.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:10.39,1:47:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: High Warden. I'm sorry. I was just\Ncurious. It's my first time to Syngorn, and it's
Dialogue: 0,1:47:18.49,1:47:35.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the Feywild. It's special, right? Is there a\Ngift shop? A visiting the temple and sights of
Dialogue: 0,1:47:35.23,1:47:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Syngorn type of shop?
Dialogue: 0,1:47:37.09,1:47:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I went to Syngorn and all I got was this\Nlousy shirt?
Dialogue: 0,1:47:39.45,1:47:40.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Right!
Dialogue: 0,1:47:40.53,1:47:42.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We have to make that shirt!
Dialogue: 0,1:47:42.95,1:47:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Shirt after this one.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:49.09,1:47:55.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I'll see what Braum can do. Braum, please\Nescort them to some semblance of a gift shop."
Dialogue: 0,1:47:55.76,1:47:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,1:47:57.01,1:47:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Good luck.
Dialogue: 0,1:47:58.26,1:48:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Now, I have important business to tend to.\NGood luck. Safe travels. Don't die. Let us see
Dialogue: 0,1:48:06.20,1:48:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"each other on the battlefield soon to slay a\Ndragon. Now, please, be on your way."
Dialogue: 0,1:48:10.62,1:48:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We appreciate your time.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:12.24,1:48:14.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You guys get up and leave, Trinket goes--
Dialogue: 0,1:48:14.83,1:48:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Trinket's in my necklace.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:17.09,1:48:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That's right, Trinket is in your necklace,\Nso Trinket does nothing.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:20.73,1:48:23.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Trinket does nothing but stare outside of\Nthe necklace.
Dialogue: 0,1:48:23.29,1:48:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You make your way out of the room, the\Nguards following suit. You can see the lightish
Dialogue: 0,1:48:27.72,1:48:31.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brownish reddish tousled hair of the elven boy\Nwho's waiting, he's wearing very fine clothing,
Dialogue: 0,1:48:31.71,1:48:38.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though very baggy on his scrawny frame. As you all\Nstep out, he says, "All right, so, I'm to take you
Dialogue: 0,1:48:38.40,1:48:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"to the hat room, I believe. Oh, you're going to be\Nvery happy. It's quite the room."
Dialogue: 0,1:48:44.83,1:48:48.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: The room I could care less about, it's those\Nhats!
Dialogue: 0,1:48:48.92,1:48:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, I think you'll still be pleased. Are\Nyou all coming?"
Dialogue: 0,1:48:54.64,1:48:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(noises of agreement)
Dialogue: 0,1:48:58.90,1:49:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Traveling with Scanlan, we've all become\Namateur hat enthusiasts.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:02.40,1:49:04.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I pull out my hat and I put it on.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:04.19,1:49:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yep, I pull out the rhinoceros horn.
Dialogue: 0,1:49:06.92,1:49:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: (gong)
Dialogue: 0,1:49:08.32,1:49:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:49:15.90,1:49:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And he pulls out a little masquerade mask\Nand goes like, "Oh my goodness!"
Dialogue: 0,1:49:20.26,1:49:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: You're a hatter, too!
Dialogue: 0,1:49:21.61,1:49:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Do you get the monthly newsletter?
Dialogue: 0,1:49:23.44,1:49:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, I used to, until we came to the\NFeywild. It's very boring these days. Well, come,
Dialogue: 0,1:49:29.66,1:49:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"please!" And he darts off excitedly down the\Nhallway. The guards groan loudly behind you. You
Dialogue: 0,1:49:37.14,1:49:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make your way through the second hallway on the\Nleft of the palace, down a flight of stairs into a
Dialogue: 0,1:49:42.38,1:49:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,storage room. To the left you can see what looks\Nto be the entrance to some sort of a heavily
Dialogue: 0,1:49:48.81,1:49:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,barred metallic doorway, about ten feet wide,\Nabout 12 feet tall. Further down you come to two
Dialogue: 0,1:49:56.15,1:50:02.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doorways. He pulls out a keyring, goes, "No, not\Nthat one. Ah, here we are." It opens up into a
Dialogue: 0,1:50:02.71,1:50:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,small room, you can see in here, it's a display\Nroom. In here you can see ornamental armor and
Dialogue: 0,1:50:08.36,1:50:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,helmets and all sorts of classic Syngorean\Ndesigns, which change often because, well, elves
Dialogue: 0,1:50:15.89,1:50:19.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when they don't have a lot of things to fill their\Ntime with, it's all about designing new outfits
Dialogue: 0,1:50:19.35,1:50:27.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and new armor. There's a whole display of very\Nclassic designs for the guards, for the watchers,
Dialogue: 0,1:50:27.89,1:50:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the people who first founded Syngorn. It's\Nlike a history walk through. But there is a
Dialogue: 0,1:50:35.65,1:50:40.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,section that is primarily helmet designs for\Ndifferent stations and, "This is as close to a hat
Dialogue: 0,1:50:40.85,1:50:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"room as we have. This here is part of the original\NTemple of Ioun design. It is a delightful piece."
Dialogue: 0,1:50:51.12,1:50:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He keeps going on and on.
Dialogue: 0,1:50:52.66,1:50:56.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do we see the hat that we're looking for in\Nhere?
Dialogue: 0,1:50:56.05,1:51:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You do see there is a small rack to the side\Nwhich is for more just things that are used and
Dialogue: 0,1:51:00.82,1:51:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can see there are like wide-brim, rainy-day,\Ncarriage-driving hats, you can see there are
Dialogue: 0,1:51:06.16,1:51:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,far-brimmed cloak hoods that are used for\Nhorse-riding beneath the rain, you can see there
Dialogue: 0,1:51:15.69,1:51:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are a few more curved up to one side archer-based\Nhats, and you can see there a nice green velvet
Dialogue: 0,1:51:23.14,1:51:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hat that is resting across.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:25.62,1:51:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Is that the one area with hats?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:27.49,1:51:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Are they all just jumbled in together?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:29.82,1:51:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: They're all jumbled in together in that\Ncorner and then the actual helmets are against the
Dialogue: 0,1:51:33.76,1:51:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wall in different setups.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:35.10,1:51:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Go ahead.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:36.37,1:51:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I nudge Vax and I point it out.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:40.44,1:51:44.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Scanlan, look at all those codpieces across\Nthe room!
Dialogue: 0,1:51:44.39,1:51:46.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Are the guards in here with us?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:46.65,1:51:47.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: They are, yes.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:47.95,1:51:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I prat-fucking-fall. I pratfall right in\Nfront of the guards, on
Dialogue: 0,1:51:52.54,1:51:53.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the opposite side of the room.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:53.72,1:51:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Which one?
Dialogue: 0,1:51:54.79,1:51:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I walk to the other side of the room and I\Njust fall over.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:57.02,1:51:58.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Eat shit, knock shit over.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:58.57,1:51:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a perform check.
Dialogue: 0,1:51:59.98,1:52:05.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, shit. Can it be acrobatics, though?
Dialogue: 0,1:52:05.56,1:52:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, acrobatics is avoiding the fall.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:08.68,1:52:11.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Shit. Okay. 19?
Dialogue: 0,1:52:11.30,1:52:12.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: 19!
Dialogue: 0,1:52:12.58,1:52:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I want to take some shit down with me.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:14.38,1:52:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And you do, delightfully so. You fall over,\Ntrip, go into a tumble, grab arm over pieces of
Dialogue: 0,1:52:19.75,1:52:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,metallic armor, (crashing sound).
Dialogue: 0,1:52:21.38,1:52:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ah, oh god, did you see that--
Dialogue: 0,1:52:23.40,1:52:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh my god, Vex, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:52:25.46,1:52:28.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I think there was a marble on the ground.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:28.09,1:52:32.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh no, what? Keyleth turns to the guard.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:32.59,1:52:43.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:52:43.78,1:52:52.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That was Lady Vex'ahlia, the Baroness of\NWhitestone. I could sue you! I could sue you for
Dialogue: 0,1:52:52.84,1:52:53.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,negligence.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:53.80,1:52:55.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a sleight-of-hand check.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:55.86,1:52:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Hold on, he's making a check.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:58.45,1:52:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: 24.
Dialogue: 0,1:52:59.51,1:53:08.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. You take the hat. You place it\Naway. Everyone seems to be focused on the
Dialogue: 0,1:53:08.35,1:53:10.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,currently yelling Vex'ahlia--
Dialogue: 0,1:53:10.54,1:53:12.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ow, I think I hurt my wrist!
Dialogue: 0,1:53:12.73,1:53:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: You will get a letter from me, good sir.\NYou will get a letter, okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:17.18,1:53:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "This was, look, I apologize if your friend\Nis clumsy, but this wasn't part of our job
Dialogue: 0,1:53:21.84,1:53:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"description, okay, it's been a very--"
Dialogue: 0,1:53:23.77,1:53:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Your five-star review just went to a\Nfour, okay? I just want to say.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:28.35,1:53:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Braum pushes his way in and goes like, "I am\Nso terribly sorry. I didn't mean-- I hope this
Dialogue: 0,1:53:33.74,1:53:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"hasn't ruined your opinion of the hat room."
Dialogue: 0,1:53:35.73,1:53:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: If we could just see a gift shop, I would\Nbe thrilled.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:39.84,1:53:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: And I say to the side, I go, (coughs)\Npinch my knee, is that the one?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:42.52,1:53:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What?
Dialogue: 0,1:53:45.67,1:53:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Are you feeling all right, sir?"
Dialogue: 0,1:53:47.28,1:53:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, no, (coughs) pinch my knee if that's\Nthe one. No, to the little, to the little satyr.
Dialogue: 0,1:53:53.92,1:54:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Let's just find a gift shop, Lady Tyrell\Ndoesn't need to hear anything about this. Let's
Dialogue: 0,1:54:01.80,1:54:03.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just move on.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:03.29,1:54:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Lady who?"
Dialogue: 0,1:54:05.21,1:54:08.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA and SAM: High Warden Tyrelda.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:08.12,1:54:09.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Tyrelda.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:09.85,1:54:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yes, well, there's another lady named Lady\NTyrell, who's...
Dialogue: 0,1:54:15.06,1:54:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No, this is amazing what my handwriting\Ndoes.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:18.90,1:54:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: What did you put in that tea, Percival?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:21.53,1:54:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, I'm glad to see this hasn't ruined\Nyour opinion of the collections here."
Dialogue: 0,1:54:29.36,1:54:31.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Just the safety codes, really.
Dialogue: 0,1:54:31.89,1:54:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: If you took us to the gift shop, it might\Nfix things. Okay?
Dialogue: 0,1:54:37.41,1:54:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Then come, come! You two clean this up!"\NAnd the two guards go, "What?"
Dialogue: 0,1:54:42.80,1:54:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yes, my lord." And the two guards eye you very\Nintensely as they walk over and start picking up
Dialogue: 0,1:54:53.35,1:54:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the pieces of armor--
Dialogue: 0,1:54:54.80,1:54:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ow!
Dialogue: 0,1:54:57.01,1:55:01.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I start pretending like I'm doing a Cure\NWounds spell to her wrist, you know?
Dialogue: 0,1:55:01.21,1:55:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. As you guys make your way out,\Nwith two of the guards now; two of them are now
Dialogue: 0,1:55:04.06,1:55:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left behind.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:05.04,1:55:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: As we walk out, I just make sure the two\Nguards are, I hope this didn't interrupt your
Dialogue: 0,1:55:07.86,1:55:09.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,schedules for today.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:09.46,1:55:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: "Shedule."
Dialogue: 0,1:55:11.59,1:55:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Yes, schedule.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:13.09,1:55:20.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Somehow their chin goes higher. It's\Nimpressive, really. You make your way through,
Dialogue: 0,1:55:20.70,1:55:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down another set of hallways, back towards the\Nbeginning of the palace, he goes, "It's not really
Dialogue: 0,1:55:25.37,1:55:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"a gift shop, the closest thing that we could\Nascertain based on your request is, we do have a
Dialogue: 0,1:55:31.56,1:55:37.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"small collection of gifts and knick-knacks we've\Nreceived from allies over time that really aren't
Dialogue: 0,1:55:37.25,1:55:38.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"much use to us."
Dialogue: 0,1:55:38.75,1:55:47.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Wait, you're taking us to the lost and\Nfound? Please! This is the high baroness Lady
Dialogue: 0,1:55:47.47,1:55:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vex'ahlia!
Dialogue: 0,1:55:48.53,1:55:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Perhaps you'll find something you like."
Dialogue: 0,1:55:51.36,1:55:54.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, lost and found is a wonderful place to\Ngo.
Dialogue: 0,1:55:54.35,1:56:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "It's a combination lost and found and\Njust... gifts from political allies that didn't
Dialogue: 0,1:56:02.11,1:56:08.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"understand the High Warden's aesthetic. Yes, no,\Nplease, this way please." And he leads you back to
Dialogue: 0,1:56:08.74,1:56:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the main hallway you guys walked through, a little\Nways towards the entrance, and then another
Dialogue: 0,1:56:12.03,1:56:18.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hallway to the left, he unlocks and this is\Nstraight-up like a dark storage room, it is just
Dialogue: 0,1:56:18.59,1:56:24.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boxes and boxes that are sealed and he lights a\Nsmall lantern on the side. It flickers to life,
Dialogue: 0,1:56:24.59,1:56:29.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the flame itself, as opposed to a low oil\Nlantern flicker is like a bright glowing light,
Dialogue: 0,1:56:29.35,1:56:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can see this is a magically set lantern, as\Nmost of the lights in the city are just everlit
Dialogue: 0,1:56:33.20,1:56:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,torches or things that flicker on and off as a\Nlight spell. It illuminates the room around you
Dialogue: 0,1:56:37.19,1:56:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you can see no one's walked in here in a\Nwhile.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:39.96,1:56:41.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: These are for sale?
Dialogue: 0,1:56:41.55,1:56:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No, these are for the taking should you\Nwish."
Dialogue: 0,1:56:45.17,1:56:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Awesome.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:47.01,1:56:49.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Well, what do we see?
Dialogue: 0,1:56:49.95,1:56:52.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Go ahead and make an investigation check.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:52.56,1:56:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Can I ask a logistical question?
Dialogue: 0,1:56:55.23,1:56:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Sure.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:56.10,1:56:58.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Is Garmelie with us or did we leave him\Nbehind?
Dialogue: 0,1:56:58.78,1:56:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:56:59.87,1:57:00.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:00.99,1:57:02.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You don't know.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:02.19,1:57:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Grog might know.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:03.35,1:57:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: 18.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:04.69,1:57:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Grog.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:06.02,1:57:07.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: 19.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:07.27,1:57:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: 18, 19, are you searching, Grog?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:09.32,1:57:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:10.16,1:57:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What'd you get?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:10.98,1:57:11.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Nine.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:11.78,1:57:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:57:13.26,1:57:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Wait, is this an investigation?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:15.08,1:57:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Come on, natural 20!
Dialogue: 0,1:57:16.18,1:57:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Natural one.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:17.36,1:57:19.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Oh, propeller beanie!
Dialogue: 0,1:57:19.46,1:57:22.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Keyleth is distracted by the pretty light in\Nthe fixture.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:22.37,1:57:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Natural one.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:23.80,1:57:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:57:25.92,1:57:31.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Scanlan comes up next to her and is equally\Ndistracted by this wonderful magical light. Like
Dialogue: 0,1:57:31.39,1:57:34.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two moths to a flame. Percival?
Dialogue: 0,1:57:34.51,1:57:35.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Nine.
Dialogue: 0,1:57:35.53,1:57:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Nine. All right. The two twins, you guys\Nspend some time looking through the nearby
Dialogue: 0,1:57:44.92,1:57:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,riffraff and Braum is in the back, hoping you find\Nsomething to satiate your need for gifts. The
Dialogue: 0,1:57:53.16,1:58:02.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,twins find their way through a few boxes, and you\Nopen up and there's small porcelain dolls, dressed
Dialogue: 0,1:58:02.12,1:58:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up in ancient Emon's outfits and designs. You can\Nsee what looks to be very dusty Kraghammer
Dialogue: 0,1:58:10.62,1:58:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designed weaponry, you can see what looks to be a\Nbunch of small game pieces that half of them have
Dialogue: 0,1:58:19.38,1:58:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,been lost, like a chessboard of some kind, but\Nonly part of it's there. This is really the junk
Dialogue: 0,1:58:24.74,1:58:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,room. This is where all the really bad Christmas\Npresents get put every year.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:31.01,1:58:32.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No, thanks, it's great!"
Dialogue: 0,1:58:32.64,1:58:35.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Is it like Storage Wars, where there might be\Nsomething?
Dialogue: 0,1:58:35.41,1:58:40.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It could, it could be depending on how well\Nyou search.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:40.10,1:58:41.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Well, I searched terribly.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:41.87,1:58:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You did.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:43.14,1:58:45.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Keyleth starts talking up Braum. Braum?
Dialogue: 0,1:58:45.91,1:58:46.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Okay. Braum.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:46.96,1:58:50.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Braum. So, Braum. Where're you from?
Dialogue: 0,1:58:50.75,1:58:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Syngorn?"
Dialogue: 0,1:58:54.20,1:58:56.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,1:58:56.26,1:58:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Good start.
Dialogue: 0,1:58:57.22,1:59:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We don't have to distract him, he said it's\Nall for the taking.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:01.44,1:59:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh, it's all for-- really, oh.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:03.30,1:59:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No, that's fine, we don't have to.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:04.99,1:59:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: You didn't see any distraction. You\Ndidn't see anything.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:10.97,1:59:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I am so confused by all of you."
Dialogue: 0,1:59:13.66,1:59:16.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Can I try to do an arcana check to see if\Nthere's anything magic in the room?
Dialogue: 0,1:59:16.18,1:59:20.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Sure. Make an arcana check.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:20.55,1:59:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I'll join you. Two.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:25.72,1:59:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh shit, I just rolled off the table. How\Ndid I do that? 16.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:31.43,1:59:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Your untrained, though natural arcane\Ninstincts reveal to you that--
Dialogue: 0,1:59:37.04,1:59:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I can speak with animals.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:38.46,1:59:44.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yes, you can. And there are no animals here.\NNothing even remotely magical seems to cross your
Dialogue: 0,1:59:44.100,1:59:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention span, unfortunately, and you guys spend\Na good hour in here sifting through--
Dialogue: 0,1:59:49.07,1:59:56.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: As, as we're digging in the corner, I say, I\Nthought maybe coming back here I might like this
Dialogue: 0,1:59:56.37,1:59:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city a little bit better, and I was fucking\Nwrong.
Dialogue: 0,1:59:59.38,2:00:02.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: This place fucking sucks.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:02.32,2:00:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Let's get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:03.78,2:00:05.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, there's nothing in here.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:05.05,2:00:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No, let's leave.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:07.06,2:00:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Okay, yeah, sure. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:09.84,2:00:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:10.98,2:00:12.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Pick something pretty.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:12.12,2:00:14.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Your four-star rating just went down to a\Nthree.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:14.74,2:00:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I am picking something random from the\Nroom.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:19.27,2:00:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And I'll also pick something random out\Nof spite. I'll take this.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:25.80,2:00:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You have a fine tobacco box at your disposal\Nnow, Keyleth. You can write that down.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:29.76,2:00:33.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I like it. I chose it on purpose.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:33.30,2:00:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Percy, you find half of a jeweler's kit.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:37.42,2:00:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: That's perfect.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:38.86,2:00:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: That's awesome.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:40.31,2:00:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I am excited. Was it literally cut in\Nhalf, like literally?
Dialogue: 0,2:00:45.62,2:00:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Half the supplies are there.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:47.28,2:00:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And did you say I had a half a tobacco\Nbox? Or no, just a tobacco box?
Dialogue: 0,2:00:50.40,2:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You had an older tobacco box.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:51.63,2:00:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: An old tobacco box. All right. Yeah,\Nsure.
Dialogue: 0,2:00:53.78,2:00:57.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Braum at this point goes, "I hope you've all\Nfound something you liked."
Dialogue: 0,2:00:57.41,2:01:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: All right, I grab something random, too. I\Nmean, if we're all doing it.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:03.09,2:01:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. You reach into the Syngorean\NWal-mart gift bag on the way out.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:10.21,2:01:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Come on, secret Santa.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:11.84,2:01:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Come on. Roll for value.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:14.56,2:01:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No. I'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:17.22,2:01:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No whammies.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:19.81,2:01:28.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You bring out what looks to be a really\Nintricately carved music box made of dark wood.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:28.26,2:01:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ooh, that's neat.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:30.41,2:01:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you shake it, you hear (ting-ting) little\Nremnants of the last winding come through, and it
Dialogue: 0,2:01:34.74,2:01:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seems to still play.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:36.28,2:01:39.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Mine. I'm writing it down.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:39.37,2:01:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: All right, I want to reach in and grab\Nsomething out of there too. All right, fine!
Dialogue: 0,2:01:45.39,2:01:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You reach in and you pull out a potato.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:47.33,2:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:01:57.21,2:01:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: But it's been there for a while, so like the\Nroots are growing out and everything.
Dialogue: 0,2:01:59.99,2:02:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Oh, with leaves coming out of it.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:01.61,2:02:02.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:02.38,2:02:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I take a bite out of it.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:04.58,2:02:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That is a stale potato.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:07.19,2:02:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Make a constitution check.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:09.81,2:02:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Keyleth takes the potato. Okay, give it\Nto me, give it to me.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:13.28,2:02:15.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh here you go. And I squash it in my\Nhand.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:15.29,2:02:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (squelch) up the sides of it. Braum goes,\N"If you could clean that up?" And the guard goes
Dialogue: 0,2:02:21.98,2:02:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aww and starts picking up the potato chunks off\Nthe ground.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:27.79,2:02:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We're down to one!
Dialogue: 0,2:02:29.29,2:02:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Hey gang, I feel like we've lost focus\Nhere.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:31.35,2:02:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:02:32.73,2:02:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Maybe we should--
Dialogue: 0,2:02:34.69,2:02:35.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: --get out of here.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:35.67,2:02:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, do we find any broken threshold\Ncrests?
Dialogue: 0,2:02:38.42,2:02:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You do not.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:39.74,2:02:40.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Damn it.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:40.78,2:02:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Okay, wait, do we find any pictures of\Nthreshold crests? Or a postcard?
Dialogue: 0,2:02:46.39,2:02:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Nope.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:47.39,2:02:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We're fine.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:48.50,2:02:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: All right.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:49.48,2:02:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: We leave.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:50.38,2:02:52.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We'll just go.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:52.45,2:02:54.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We got the hat.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:54.15,2:02:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We have a plan.
Dialogue: 0,2:02:55.54,2:03:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Braum leads you out of the room, closes and\Nlocks it behind, you guys walk back to the hallway
Dialogue: 0,2:03:00.89,2:03:05.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that split off, you go past the large metal door\Nagain, find your way up into the foyer area at the
Dialogue: 0,2:03:05.51,2:03:10.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,front of the palace, he goes, "Well, I hope I've\Nbeen of help to you. I hope I've delivered your
Dialogue: 0,2:03:10.61,2:03:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"interest in seeing our fine selection of helmets\Nand hats here in Syngorn?"
Dialogue: 0,2:03:14.13,2:03:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I am more than satisfied. I will write a\Nfive-star review.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:18.33,2:03:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I don't know what any of that means, but I\Nassume that's good, and I thank you for that.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:24.14,2:03:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Goodbye."
Dialogue: 0,2:03:26.84,2:03:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:27.93,2:03:28.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Charming.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:28.92,2:03:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:29.94,2:03:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Good day.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:31.20,2:03:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The guard that was cleaning the potato\Nfollows suit, you guys now have two guards, the
Dialogue: 0,2:03:35.05,2:03:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other two have not returned. So you have two\Nguards following you.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:37.55,2:03:43.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I don't know if you guys noticed, but\Nthere was this recessed door up in the queenie's
Dialogue: 0,2:03:43.18,2:03:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,room, but I don't know if maybe she would have\Nsome fancy stuff back there.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:47.74,2:03:49.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't shake these guards.
Dialogue: 0,2:03:49.70,2:03:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Well, some of us could slip in anyway, but\Nwhat do you think we will find there?
Dialogue: 0,2:03:55.17,2:03:59.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Well, I don't know. I just noticed,\Nbecause I wasn't paying attention to all the
Dialogue: 0,2:03:59.27,2:04:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:00.44,2:04:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I think Percy and I can fake them out.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:05.69,2:04:07.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Fake them out? What do you mean, fake them\Nout?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:07.69,2:04:09.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Wait, is he around? Don't say it out\Nloud.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:09.69,2:04:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: There's no fake. It's not faking. I've\Ngot a plan. It's not fake, I've got a plan. It's a
Dialogue: 0,2:04:18.07,2:04:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,good plan. But we should sit, recuperate, go\Nsomewhere quiet and figure out how we're getting
Dialogue: 0,2:04:23.57,2:04:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the bog.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:24.99,2:04:27.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: How long have we been awake at this\Npoint?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:27.37,2:04:32.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You mean since you guys woke up this\Nmorning, I'd say six hours?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:32.38,2:04:33.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: That's it?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:33.88,2:04:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: We don't want to go try and bust one of\Nthe crests we already saw?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:37.53,2:04:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: We could seriously like fuck it up, what if\Nthey can't get back?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:42.49,2:04:44.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Who gives a fuck?
Dialogue: 0,2:04:44.66,2:04:48.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: They have an entire army to help fight\NThordak.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:48.13,2:04:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I didn't think that far ahead, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:51.36,2:04:57.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Well, Vex, they could repair it; they have\Nmagicians here and stuff.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:57.12,2:04:58.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Thank you, Scanlan.
Dialogue: 0,2:04:58.37,2:04:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: How do you repair a--
Dialogue: 0,2:04:59.86,2:05:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: With arcane juju.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:02.79,2:05:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You make a very good point. A very good\Npoint.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:07.09,2:05:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: But they said they got these stones from\Nthe other side, from our realm.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:12.64,2:05:14.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Maybe we should just go fucking check them\Nout.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:14.78,2:05:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: The two guards are here to whole time,\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,2:05:17.64,2:05:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:18.60,2:05:23.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Yeah. We should really go take a nap, I\Nthink we should go take a nap.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:23.28,2:05:27.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: This dusk is really making me--
Dialogue: 0,2:05:27.50,2:05:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Vex. You hear muttered under the breath of\None of the guards, "Thank god."
Dialogue: 0,2:05:31.18,2:05:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:05:33.34,2:05:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Very low; nobody else hears it.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:35.06,2:05:37.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I've got plenty of energy.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:37.20,2:05:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I mean, is, is anyone else super duper\Ntired? Are you guys tired?
Dialogue: 0,2:05:40.62,2:05:41.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I'm--
Dialogue: 0,2:05:41.89,2:05:44.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA and TALIESIN: Tired.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:44.38,2:05:47.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So tired.
Dialogue: 0,2:05:47.40,2:05:54.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I look at the guards. I mean, are you guys\Ntired? I mean, how do you even know what fucking
Dialogue: 0,2:05:54.36,2:05:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time it is, right?
Dialogue: 0,2:05:56.07,2:05:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Right?
Dialogue: 0,2:05:57.22,2:05:59.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Do you wish to be escorted to your\Nquarters, then?"
Dialogue: 0,2:05:59.75,2:06:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I would love to get some sleep.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:01.86,2:06:07.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Please follow us." And they both lead on,\Nleading you back to the rooms you guys had set for
Dialogue: 0,2:06:07.13,2:06:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the evening's rest. Eventually you get to your\Nrooms, the guards stay stationed outside, and you
Dialogue: 0,2:06:12.00,2:06:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are led into your individual spaces.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:14.29,2:06:15.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: There's windows though, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,2:06:15.46,2:06:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:16.54,2:06:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: And the guards leave us in our rooms,\Nobviously.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:18.64,2:06:19.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:19.64,2:06:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: So wait, are we all in our own individual\Nrooms?
Dialogue: 0,2:06:21.51,2:06:24.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We have earrings, we could just talk on\Nthe earrings.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:24.79,2:06:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You all go into a room together, then.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:26.18,2:06:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Super duper happy, all together.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:27.86,2:06:31.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You have four rooms at your disposal and you\Nall say, we're going to go sleep, and all go into
Dialogue: 0,2:06:31.67,2:06:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one room with a broken bed.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:33.48,2:06:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We're a close-knit family.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:35.92,2:06:37.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: You can make your own assumptions.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:37.55,2:06:40.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We can go into our own rooms and I can\Nfix it if we don't want to tip people off.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:40.81,2:06:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: No, we do what we want.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:44.16,2:06:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, we're fucking close, man.
Dialogue: 0,2:06:46.03,2:06:51.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right, you guys all enter the largest\Nroom where you met before, and as you all find
Dialogue: 0,2:06:51.29,2:06:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your way in there, one of the guards goes, "You're\Ngoing to sleep--"
Dialogue: 0,2:06:55.04,2:06:58.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: It's for prayer. We have to pray. \NRemember, right, Grog?
Dialogue: 0,2:06:58.74,2:07:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Oh yes, we're very holy.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:02.11,2:07:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yes, it's been quite a while. I'm rather\Nhungry.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:07.26,2:07:09.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We all sleep together; it's a polyamorous\Nthing.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:09.37,2:07:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:07:13.04,2:07:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I told you we were holy.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:15.02,2:07:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Scanlan and Vex, make deception checks,\Nplease.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:17.62,2:07:18.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Perception?
Dialogue: 0,2:07:18.56,2:07:19.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT and LIAM: Deception.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:19.74,2:07:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Deception. Oh. Ten?
Dialogue: 0,2:07:24.98,2:07:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: 21.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:28.18,2:07:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: (cackles) That's the lie that goes through.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:31.70,2:07:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: When you say you're tired and ready to rest,\Nthe guard goes, "Mm-hm." And then when you say
Dialogue: 0,2:07:37.74,2:07:40.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,polyamorous, the guard goes, "Oh."
Dialogue: 0,2:07:40.19,2:07:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:07:43.36,2:07:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Yeah, man. We are freak-ay.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:55.88,2:07:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I grab Grog by the circlet thing and say,\Ncome on, I'm tense. Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,2:07:59.65,2:08:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:08:14.50,2:08:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The two guards, the two guards look at each\Nother and take two steps away from the room.
Dialogue: 0,2:08:21.06,2:08:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We'll keep a close watch."
Dialogue: 0,2:08:24.56,2:08:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Keyleth says, we're totally\Npolyamorous--
Dialogue: 0,2:08:29.10,2:08:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: You! No!
Dialogue: 0,2:08:30.42,2:08:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And I turn Percy and Vax into squirrels\Nwith Polymorph. See? Polyamorous.
Dialogue: 0,2:08:40.99,2:08:44.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The two guards look at each other, very\Ndisturbed and say, "You've already shared too
Dialogue: 0,2:08:44.84,2:08:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"much, we don't judge, just please go 'sleep'." They\Nboth hold their blades at the ready, both just
Dialogue: 0,2:08:56.70,2:09:02.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, "What is my life right now?" All right.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:02.63,2:09:05.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We may need you to clean up for us later.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:05.27,2:09:18.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Please! Go! Sleep!" You guys are now closed\Noff inside your room.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:18.16,2:09:19.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And the squirrels.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:19.51,2:09:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As squirrels. What are you going to do?
Dialogue: 0,2:09:21.44,2:09:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Okay, I drop Polymorph. That's what\Npolyamorous means, right, guys?
Dialogue: 0,2:09:27.20,2:09:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Yes.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:28.14,2:09:29.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:29.34,2:09:31.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Garmelie, show thyself.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:31.97,2:09:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He appears and goes like, "Was that true?"
Dialogue: 0,2:09:34.62,2:09:46.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:09:46.43,2:09:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He has his sketchbook at the ready and is\Nlike, "Because I mean..."
Dialogue: 0,2:09:49.96,2:09:51.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No. No.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:51.94,2:09:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: You don't know.
Dialogue: 0,2:09:55.38,2:10:05.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well." He closes the book. "So. I believe\Nsomeone here took a hat?"
Dialogue: 0,2:10:05.36,2:10:15.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I might have a hat for you. The other\Nadventure didn't turn out so well, and I really
Dialogue: 0,2:10:15.23,2:10:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to give you this hat. I'm wondering-- fuck\Nit, I don't have anything to say, take the fucking hat.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:20.68,2:10:27.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And he puts it on. It's a little small. But\Nhe goes, "Ah, it's fine." Smiles back.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:27.83,2:10:29.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: So worth it.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:29.77,2:10:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah. That was definitely worth it.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:32.57,2:10:39.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He seems extremely proud and happy that this\Nhat is now in his possession. "One of two. Now,
Dialogue: 0,2:10:39.40,2:10:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the second part."
Dialogue: 0,2:10:41.26,2:10:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Any ideas there, Garmelie?
Dialogue: 0,2:10:43.75,2:10:45.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No."
Dialogue: 0,2:10:45.16,2:10:49.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: You passed by those threshold crests\Nseveral times, I'm assuming.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:49.33,2:10:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Let me get this straight, Garmelie. You\Nrequire of us a piece of a threshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:54.61,2:10:55.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes."
Dialogue: 0,2:10:55.54,2:10:56.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Any threshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:56.69,2:10:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes!"
Dialogue: 0,2:10:57.48,2:10:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Just as long as it's a threshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:10:58.84,2:10:59.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes!"
Dialogue: 0,2:10:59.67,2:11:00.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And looks like a crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:00.81,2:11:01.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's a threshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:01.77,2:11:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "A threshold crest."
Dialogue: 0,2:11:02.74,2:11:05.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Okay, Keyleth. The thing we talked\Nabout.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:05.38,2:11:12.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And I start casting Stone Shape right\Nunder the threshold of the door to the room that
Dialogue: 0,2:11:12.29,2:11:21.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're in, and I cut out a crest from the\Nthreshold.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:21.80,2:11:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What crest do you create? What does it look\Nlike?
Dialogue: 0,2:11:23.81,2:11:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: A Whitestone crest. From the threshold of\Nthe door.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:32.68,2:11:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We break it.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:34.93,2:11:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: There's a piece of your threshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:39.48,2:11:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:11:48.55,2:11:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Don't cast Friends on people. It's not\Nnice.
Dialogue: 0,2:11:51.40,2:11:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You watch as his ears, his pointed ears\Nslowly slink back and his hair stands up all
Dialogue: 0,2:11:56.76,2:12:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across the back of his head, his beard almost\Nbristles out into spines as the hat goes (poink)
Dialogue: 0,2:12:03.13,2:12:07.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pops off and hits the ground. He snatches it\Nup. Grabs the piece.
Dialogue: 0,2:12:07.57,2:12:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: That's your threshold crest. Piece of a\Nthreshold crest.
Dialogue: 0,2:12:12.02,2:12:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Thank you."
Dialogue: 0,2:12:14.12,2:12:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yay!
Dialogue: 0,2:12:15.51,2:12:21.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Well, it appears that our deal has been\Nkept."
Dialogue: 0,2:12:21.61,2:12:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:12:31.56,2:12:42.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He snaps his fingers and you feel like this\Nsudden, this almost unnoticeable pressure at the
Dialogue: 0,2:12:42.39,2:12:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,base of your neck that you had felt since you made\Nthe deal release and absolve, on both of you. "All
Dialogue: 0,2:12:51.22,2:13:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"right, so. Well, at least I got the hat out of it.\NSo. The Shademirk, then? Come, follow me, grab
Dialogue: 0,2:13:01.38,2:13:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"your things." (laughs)
Dialogue: 0,2:13:02.98,2:13:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:04.52,2:13:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: I cannot wait.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:06.56,2:13:13.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Now." He vanishes. And Grog, you feel a\Nlittle tug on your finger to pull you forward.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:13.66,2:13:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I fart.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:14.94,2:13:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:13:20.13,2:13:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I had that coming. We now have even more of\Na reason to make haste. This is a very small room,
Dialogue: 0,2:13:29.81,2:13:36.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"and I've been following behind him for quite some\Ntime. Let's go. Now, quickly." And you see Grog
Dialogue: 0,2:13:36.71,2:13:40.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being pulled forward by the finger, and you guys\Nget the feeling that he's leading you out of the
Dialogue: 0,2:13:40.45,2:13:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,city, invisible, by Grog's finger.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:42.92,2:13:49.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: We're going this way. Follow me, chaps!
Dialogue: 0,2:13:49.20,2:13:50.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Follow the finger.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:50.67,2:13:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Are the guards following?
Dialogue: 0,2:13:52.30,2:13:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The two guards are following, yes.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:54.50,2:13:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Woo, that was really fun.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:57.48,2:13:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: My hair is messed up.
Dialogue: 0,2:13:59.84,2:14:01.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Good sesh.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:01.38,2:14:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Good. That was really...
Dialogue: 0,2:14:03.53,2:14:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Thanks, Grog.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:04.94,2:14:16.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:14:16.54,2:14:21.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I feel loose as a goose. Let's go see this\Nbog.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:21.46,2:14:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: And I transform into a goose and come out\Nas a goose.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:26.23,2:14:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "You-- (frustrated noise) Never mind." The\Nguards follow at a very healthy distance now, both
Dialogue: 0,2:14:36.94,2:14:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whispering to each other as they watch you walk.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:39.90,2:14:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I think we made a really good impression on\Nthis city coming back.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:45.35,2:14:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I'm going to kill you later.
Dialogue: 0,2:14:49.19,2:14:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You guys are led back through the main\Nportion of Syngorn, towards the front gates where
Dialogue: 0,2:14:54.71,2:15:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the watchers reside. The doors are opened for you,\Nand you are escorted out the front gate, where the
Dialogue: 0,2:15:00.11,2:15:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guards very happily leave you to be. And both turn\Naround at each other and go, (heavy sigh) and they
Dialogue: 0,2:15:08.47,2:15:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,walk back inside the confines of the outer\NSyngorean wall. You guys are now back out in the
Dialogue: 0,2:15:13.49,2:15:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wilds of Syngorn, the finger tugs lead you out\Npast the front of the city, through the marshlike
Dialogue: 0,2:15:21.75,2:15:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mandrake fields that you initially traversed when\Nyou made your way to Syngorn, and then find your
Dialogue: 0,2:15:27.92,2:15:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,way back into the Ever-Shifting Grasses, heading\Nduskward, towards where
Dialogue: 0,2:15:33.10,2:15:35.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems the dusk sun will set.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:35.12,2:15:36.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Duskward.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:36.34,2:15:37.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Duskward.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:37.29,2:15:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Always duskward.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:38.72,2:15:40.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I hate that direction.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:40.83,2:15:43.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: There's also nightward, seaward, or\Ntangleward. Which would you prefer?
Dialogue: 0,2:15:43.82,2:15:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Are those different directions?
Dialogue: 0,2:15:45.06,2:15:47.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yes, those are different directions.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:47.17,2:15:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Tangleward? Did you say tangleward?
Dialogue: 0,2:15:49.05,2:15:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Tangleward. It was mentioned before, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:50.80,2:15:55.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh. I just thought of the Disney movie and\NI think I spaced out there.
Dialogue: 0,2:15:55.48,2:15:59.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: I'm pretty sure that the people in the\NFeywild haven't seen that. Not yet. They're
Dialogue: 0,2:15:59.86,2:16:05.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,waiting for it to come out on Blu-Ray. All right.\NSo you make your way towards where the grasses get
Dialogue: 0,2:16:05.28,2:16:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heavy again, and you see Garmelie (foosh) once\Nagain take visible form again and be like, "Ah, sorry,
Dialogue: 0,2:16:12.18,2:16:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"that concentration for a while really gets to you,\NI'm so glad to be out of that stuffy place. So!
Dialogue: 0,2:16:19.89,2:16:25.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shall we?" Rights his hat. And even in righting\Nit, it's a little crooked to one side and he
Dialogue: 0,2:16:25.92,2:16:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,begins marching duskward.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:28.40,2:16:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Onward to the theater!
Dialogue: 0,2:16:30.31,2:16:35.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No! No theater! We are avoiding the\Ntheater! No."
Dialogue: 0,2:16:35.33,2:16:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Garmelie, how far of a journey is it to\Nthis bog?
Dialogue: 0,2:16:40.30,2:16:45.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Say about four times since we met?"
Dialogue: 0,2:16:45.48,2:16:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:47.33,2:16:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: That doesn't mean anything to me.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:49.13,2:16:50.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Four times since we met.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:50.91,2:16:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I'm just curious, why are you so worried\Nabout the theater? I love the theater.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:55.99,2:16:59.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I have my reasons." And he continues\Nwalking forward.
Dialogue: 0,2:16:59.97,2:17:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Thanks, great. Good talk.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:03.22,2:17:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It's been 14 hours since we've met.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:05.26,2:17:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Can we travel any faster than that? Can we\Nmist, can we tree, can we...?
Dialogue: 0,2:17:10.16,2:17:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait a minute, you could-- if you know a\Ntree is-- that would be pretty stupid, to just pop
Dialogue: 0,2:17:16.33,2:17:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of the cancerous tree, but if we know a tree\Nis there, couldn't you potentially
Dialogue: 0,2:17:23.34,2:17:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just fucking do it?
Dialogue: 0,2:17:25.11,2:17:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: You've had a lot of good ideas. That's not\None of them. That's a bad idea.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:29.44,2:17:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: She's not wrong.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:30.92,2:17:34.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait! Keyleth, what if you just open up the\Ncancerous tree, we reach through, we grab the
Dialogue: 0,2:17:34.73,2:17:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fucking bow, and then we're out.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:37.02,2:17:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Well, you're not entirely wrong, I don't\Nknow if I can Teleport via Plants because
Dialogue: 0,2:17:44.10,2:17:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,generally that takes knowing the plant. However, I\Ndo have Tree Stride, which means we can-- nope,
Dialogue: 0,2:17:55.35,2:17:58.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never mind, I can only do that on myself.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:58.17,2:17:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Wah-wah.
Dialogue: 0,2:17:59.56,2:18:09.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We are not sending Keyleth the goose\Ninto a bog to retrieve a bow from an angry
Dialogue: 0,2:18:09.68,2:18:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cancerous tree.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:11.51,2:18:13.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: But I'm loosey! I'm a loosey goose.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:13.42,2:18:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That would look amazing on an epitaph, I'm\Njust saying.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:15.96,2:18:17.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We can mist there.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:17.93,2:18:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Would that save time, I don't remember how\Nfast we go.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:20.18,2:18:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I might have to take a hot nap.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:21.78,2:18:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: A hot nap?
Dialogue: 0,2:18:23.51,2:18:24.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:24.71,2:18:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Didn't you guys just take a hot nap?
Dialogue: 0,2:18:26.48,2:18:35.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:18:35.34,2:18:41.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah. The answer is yes. I can do all those\Nthings.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:41.85,2:18:45.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Well, let's travel for a bit and then\Nwe'll take a proper break.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:45.40,2:18:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: If we can get to the edge of the bog,\Nthen we'll take a sleep.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:48.84,2:18:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, I think the edge of the bog is kind\Nof far, though.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:52.49,2:18:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: We'll start our journey, and the next\Nleg of our journey.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:56.56,2:18:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Yeah, let's get going.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:57.68,2:18:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: We'll go until we're tired.
Dialogue: 0,2:18:59.12,2:19:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I like the sound of that."
Dialogue: 0,2:19:01.76,2:19:03.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh. (belches)
Dialogue: 0,2:19:03.91,2:19:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:19:15.40,2:19:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Most impressive for a lady."
Dialogue: 0,2:19:18.20,2:19:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Thank you. That's a baroness burp.
Dialogue: 0,2:19:22.59,2:19:25.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Robert Durst shit.
Dialogue: 0,2:19:25.91,2:19:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you guys push on further northward at the\Nbehest of Garmelie, you push for another two hours
Dialogue: 0,2:19:34.92,2:19:40.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or so through the Ever-Shifting Grasses, and as\Nyou get further and further north, the color of
Dialogue: 0,2:19:40.42,2:19:47.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the grass seems to go from that deep verdant green\Nto almost a maroon purplish color.
Dialogue: 0,2:19:47.33,2:19:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I pop Trinket out of the necklace.
Dialogue: 0,2:19:51.13,2:19:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: He attacks some of the grass and chews it\Nup.
Dialogue: 0,2:19:53.40,2:19:54.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah, get it!
Dialogue: 0,2:19:54.47,2:19:59.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Don't touch the grass, it'll get angry at\Nyou! It'll yell at you for a week!
Dialogue: 0,2:19:59.21,2:20:01.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I don't think that applies here.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:01.11,2:20:06.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: It's okay, darling. It's okay. Keyleth.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:06.64,2:20:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What?
Dialogue: 0,2:20:07.52,2:20:09.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do not yell at my bear.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:09.20,2:20:10.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I was just trying to protect him.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:10.82,2:20:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I give him some grass.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:12.33,2:20:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Don't!
Dialogue: 0,2:20:13.35,2:20:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:14.42,2:20:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:15.65,2:20:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And just keeps going forward through the\Ngrass fields.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:19.91,2:20:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Does the grass seem angry?
Dialogue: 0,2:20:21.81,2:20:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, it just seems to be changing color.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:23.44,2:20:25.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Suck it, grass!
Dialogue: 0,2:20:25.40,2:20:31.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you say that, the grass goes from a\Npurplish color to a deep, deep red around you.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:31.25,2:20:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:32.62,2:20:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Because you... suck out the joy of all of\Nus living around you, and you're so amazing.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:41.34,2:20:42.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: That makes it even worse.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:42.66,2:20:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Not a compliment.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:43.53,2:20:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: You're still going in the same direction.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:44.72,2:20:47.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I mean, you suck out bad--
Dialogue: 0,2:20:47.83,2:20:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I grab Keyleth's hand. Let's take a walk.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:51.01,2:20:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All of you, as you're walking, the actual\Ngrasses around you are getting more and more dense
Dialogue: 0,2:20:54.51,2:20:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and are catching on your feet and you're finding\Nthat your progression
Dialogue: 0,2:20:57.89,2:20:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is getting slower and slower.
Dialogue: 0,2:20:59.68,2:21:06.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, no. I have Landstride, which means I\Ndon't slow against any land.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:06.49,2:21:10.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yeah, so you're fine, you just coast ahead.\NThe rest of the party, it's like they're going
Dialogue: 0,2:21:10.99,2:21:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through waist-high thickets. The grass looks\Ngentle, but as soon as it hits your body, it rakes
Dialogue: 0,2:21:16.50,2:21:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,across it almost like very fine serrated plants,\Nand it's catching on your clothing and pulling you
Dialogue: 0,2:21:22.00,2:21:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back. It's almost like since those statements were\Nmade...
Dialogue: 0,2:21:24.50,2:21:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:21:30.74,2:21:36.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I have a hooded lantern. I could set this\Nwhole fucking thing ablaze.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:36.11,2:21:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ALL: No!
Dialogue: 0,2:21:37.58,2:21:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The red goes to a deep cinder-like red.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:42.11,2:21:44.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Are we going to have roll initiative on\Ngrass?
Dialogue: 0,2:21:44.24,2:21:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: No, wait.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:46.74,2:21:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Does no one-- I'm going to take a\Nmoment.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:49.75,2:21:51.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I feel like the grass feels our\Nemotions.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:51.91,2:21:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Your emotions. Because you yelled at it.
Dialogue: 0,2:21:55.84,2:22:02.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Lovely field, I apologize for the\Nrudeness of my compatriots. We will be gentle
Dialogue: 0,2:22:02.83,2:22:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trouncing through you. We will make as little mark\Nas we can and enjoy the splendor of your
Dialogue: 0,2:22:08.67,2:22:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever-changing colors. You are majestic, you are\Nwindswept-- I'm flirting with grass-- you are
Dialogue: 0,2:22:17.22,2:22:20.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything I could hope for in a beautiful view.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:20.66,2:22:21.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I sing a song.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:21.95,2:22:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What do you sing?
Dialogue: 0,2:22:23.15,2:22:27.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:22:27.42,2:22:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: (singing) Keep growing. Keep flowing, knowing\Nyou can always count on me.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:39.03,2:22:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS, LAURA, and SAM: (singing) For sure.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:41.69,2:22:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: (singing) That's what Scanlan's for.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:43.89,2:22:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:22:49.94,2:22:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Percy, I want you to make a persuasion check\Nagainst the grass?
Dialogue: 0,2:22:53.40,2:22:58.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Adding the d10 inspiration die.
Dialogue: 0,2:22:58.90,2:23:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Oh, d10 inspiration. Come on.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:01.25,2:23:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I do an interpretive dance.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:02.64,2:23:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Come on, persuade that plant.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:04.25,2:23:05.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: That was leaning.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:05.72,2:23:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: That was a leaner.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:07.25,2:23:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: That jumped, but that's still fine,\Nokay, it's. Persuasion check? Oh yeah, that's not
Dialogue: 0,2:23:14.33,2:23:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bad. 24.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:17.83,2:23:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What was it?
Dialogue: 0,2:23:19.40,2:23:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Eight plus six plus seven. (counting)\N21.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:25.35,2:23:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's more than that.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:27.91,2:23:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Between the interpretive dance of Keyleth\Namongst the tattered angry grasses, the beautiful
Dialogue: 0,2:23:33.83,2:23:40.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vocal stylings of Scanlan Shorthalt, and Percy\Nspeaking out a wondrous poem towards the
Dialogue: 0,2:23:40.57,2:23:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever-Shifting Grasses, you watch as the deep\Nbright red subsides into the relaxed purple, and
Dialogue: 0,2:23:48.38,2:23:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eventually goes back to a dull green, and you find\Nyour traveling no longer impeded as it once was.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:53.98,2:23:54.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:23:54.99,2:23:56.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Good job!
Dialogue: 0,2:23:56.11,2:23:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Good job!
Dialogue: 0,2:23:57.52,2:24:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You successfully parlayed with a field.
Dialogue: 0,2:24:03.35,2:24:07.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: First doors, then grass.
Dialogue: 0,2:24:07.11,2:24:12.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Don't talk shit to grass!
Dialogue: 0,2:24:12.61,2:24:16.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: How do you want to mow this?
Dialogue: 0,2:24:16.01,2:24:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:24:23.64,2:24:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. About another half an hour of travel\Nbefore in the distance ahead of you can see the
Dialogue: 0,2:24:32.22,2:24:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dark edge of what looks to be another forest ahead\Nof you, wide and almost end-to-end, you see it. A
Dialogue: 0,2:24:37.87,2:24:41.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lot of these wooded areas almost meet the horizon,\Nit's like you're stepping into just an endless
Dialogue: 0,2:24:41.91,2:24:49.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wall of trees. As you begin to approach closer to\Nthe edge, Garmelie looks up and says, "All right.
Dialogue: 0,2:24:49.16,2:24:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"So we have choices now. We have the Moonbrush\Nbefore us, or we have the Green Sea, which is far
Dialogue: 0,2:24:55.93,2:24:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"seaward of here. I would recommend the\NMoonbrush."
Dialogue: 0,2:24:59.09,2:25:03.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Then we should go the other way. Because we\Ndon't trust a fucking thing you say.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:03.52,2:25:04.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Very well."
Dialogue: 0,2:25:04.90,2:25:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:06.32,2:25:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: No, the High Warden did say--
Dialogue: 0,2:25:08.06,2:25:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: -- to avoid the Green Sea.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:09.54,2:25:11.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Why do you recommend the Moonbrush?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:11.85,2:25:15.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Because it's the only real route to get to\Nthe Gilded Run."
Dialogue: 0,2:25:15.46,2:25:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: What is the Gilded Run?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:17.06,2:25:18.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "The Gilded Run are the rivers that surround\Nit."
Dialogue: 0,2:25:18.87,2:25:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Right, those.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:20.35,2:25:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes. You're looking for the Shademirk. You\Nhave to get through the Gilded Run to get the
Dialogue: 0,2:25:26.26,2:25:29.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Shademirk. You have to go through the Moonbrush to\Nget to the Gilded Run."
Dialogue: 0,2:25:29.72,2:25:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Where's the theater?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:30.92,2:25:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "No theater!"
Dialogue: 0,2:25:34.72,2:25:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Right, so we're going through the brushy\Nmoon?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:40.54,2:25:42.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes! Come, come."
Dialogue: 0,2:25:42.30,2:25:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah? Are you okay with that, Scanlan?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:44.02,2:25:46.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: I'll allow it.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:46.14,2:25:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: How long have we been awake?
Dialogue: 0,2:25:49.30,2:25:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You are... you've been awake for about 12\Nhours now, I'd say.
Dialogue: 0,2:25:56.24,2:26:04.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: If we want to mist there, then we have to\Nsleep. But we'll press on for a few more hours.
Dialogue: 0,2:26:04.78,2:26:09.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Certainly. About another 40 minutes of foot\Ntravel before you begin to hit the edge of the
Dialogue: 0,2:26:09.31,2:26:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moonbrush Forest. As you approach, Garmelie says,\N"All right, so things you should know about the
Dialogue: 0,2:26:15.61,2:26:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Moonbrush. One: it is home to a number of\Ndenizens." And as you look overhead, you can see
Dialogue: 0,2:26:21.10,2:26:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a thick fog that permeates the entirety of\Nthis forest. You can see the outline of every tree
Dialogue: 0,2:26:28.27,2:26:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trunk towards the outer rim of this entire brush.\NThe canopy of the trees themselves are like long
Dialogue: 0,2:26:34.00,2:26:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weeping willows that sag and give this very\Nominous feeling to the entire forest. You can see
Dialogue: 0,2:26:40.66,2:26:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,small mountain spires breaking through portions of\Nthe tree line in the distance occasionally, miles
Dialogue: 0,2:26:45.78,2:26:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,between each other, sometimes a cluster far closer\Ntogether. He says, "There is a clan of sorts that
Dialogue: 0,2:26:55.71,2:27:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"lives amongst the forest, we'll try our best to\Navoid. They are natural hunters and they are of
Dialogue: 0,2:27:01.25,2:27:06.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the lycan persuasion."
Dialogue: 0,2:27:06.31,2:27:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM and TALIESIN: Oh.
Dialogue: 0,2:27:08.94,2:27:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "So, best that we avoid interaction. They\Nare well-read, they have a society; we should
Dialogue: 0,2:27:19.05,2:27:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"touch none of it."
Dialogue: 0,2:27:20.65,2:27:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Question. You mentioned we are going into\Nthe Moonbrush with lycan hunters?
Dialogue: 0,2:27:26.83,2:27:28.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes. It's a necessity."
Dialogue: 0,2:27:28.60,2:27:31.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, no, it sounds like it. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:27:31.34,2:27:37.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Yes. But they do have natural enemies.\NThere is a faction of pixies that live within,
Dialogue: 0,2:27:37.59,2:27:43.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"known as the Wishers, and they are forever locked\Nin a struggle. So avoid both, do not get involved
Dialogue: 0,2:27:43.85,2:27:46.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"at all, and we'll be fine."
Dialogue: 0,2:27:46.15,2:27:55.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do the lycan tend to populate trees, or if\Nwe stay up high can we maybe avoid them?
Dialogue: 0,2:27:55.71,2:27:58.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Actually, they travel mostly in the trees.\NThat's the easiest way for them
Dialogue: 0,2:27:58.93,2:28:00.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"to hunt, is unseen."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:00.21,2:28:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Well, there you go.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:01.62,2:28:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "They are ruled by a singular lycan lord,\Nwho goes by the name of Ukurat."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:13.20,2:28:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What?
Dialogue: 0,2:28:14.24,2:28:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Ulurat?
Dialogue: 0,2:28:15.84,2:28:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Ukurat."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:16.87,2:28:17.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Ukurat.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:17.97,2:28:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ukurat or Udurat?
Dialogue: 0,2:28:20.84,2:28:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Ukurat."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:21.87,2:28:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA and LIAM: Ukurat.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:22.80,2:28:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "U-K-U-R-A-T."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:26.05,2:28:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Bob.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:27.52,2:28:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "He is to also be avoided."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:29.50,2:28:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Is that an elven name? Is that an elven\Nword?
Dialogue: 0,2:28:31.63,2:28:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "It was, once."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:33.18,2:28:37.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Wait, he used to be elven? He used to be\Nelven.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:37.40,2:28:42.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "They all used to be many things. He\Nhappened to be elven at one time, yes? So. Anyway.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:42.67,2:28:45.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"We'll avoid them, and avoid the Wishers, and also\Nthose things,
Dialogue: 0,2:28:45.78,2:28:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"the little plants that you saw before?"
Dialogue: 0,2:28:48.00,2:28:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Mandrakes?
Dialogue: 0,2:28:48.89,2:28:50.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "Mandrakes? Also everywhere. Avoid them."
Dialogue: 0,2:28:50.79,2:28:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:51.98,2:28:57.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "And we'll just avoid the other things I\Nmentioned, so. Shall we?" And he begins to step
Dialogue: 0,2:28:57.29,2:28:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and march up to the edge of the Moonbrush.
Dialogue: 0,2:28:58.94,2:29:01.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:01.14,2:29:04.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: It's fine. We've killed dragons, we'll be fine.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:04.12,2:29:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: I'm so stoked right now.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:06.25,2:29:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Did we-- okay, yeah. Sure. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:12.05,2:29:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: All right. You guys make your way into the\Ndark Moonbrush itself and as you walk into the
Dialogue: 0,2:29:20.74,2:29:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,forest, immediately you can hear the swell of\Ndistant crickets, thousands upon thousands,
Dialogue: 0,2:29:27.47,2:29:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sourceless, fill the air around you.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:29.92,2:29:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: Audience, please.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:32.20,2:29:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cricket noises, laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:29:35.06,2:29:38.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: That works, I was going to look for cricket\Nsounds here. That's also totally doable.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:38.52,2:29:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Someone's got a really good one.
Dialogue: 0,2:29:41.80,2:29:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you walk in, the actual dusk light that\Nhas permeated the Feywild begins to give way to
Dialogue: 0,2:29:49.43,2:29:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first signs of night. You can look up through\Nthe different breaks in the tree line, you can see
Dialogue: 0,2:29:54.52,2:29:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stars for the first time. And you can see what\Nlooks to be a very dull white glow of moonlight
Dialogue: 0,2:29:59.88,2:30:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hitting some of the trees and breaking through\Nsome of the treetops themselves. The underbrush
Dialogue: 0,2:30:06.90,2:30:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,itself is very soft and spongy, with a lot of\Nleaves that have fallen and given this soft setup.
Dialogue: 0,2:30:17.06,2:30:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you guys push forward for another half-hour or\Nso, you in particular, Vex'ahlia, come upon what
Dialogue: 0,2:30:26.51,2:30:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks to be a series of stones, what looks to be a\Nseries of small structures, almost. Not like
Dialogue: 0,2:30:35.22,2:30:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buildings per se, but intently placed obelisks of\Nraw, rough stone. And as you come across and look
Dialogue: 0,2:30:46.30,2:30:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on that side, you can see what looks to be the\Nbase of one of the mountain spires that sticks
Dialogue: 0,2:30:49.69,2:30:51.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out, a large cave.
Dialogue: 0,2:30:51.31,2:30:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Do I see any kind of markings on the\Nobelisks?
Dialogue: 0,2:30:54.81,2:31:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a perception check.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:00.38,2:31:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh. Get out of here!
Dialogue: 0,2:31:04.60,2:31:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What'd you get?
Dialogue: 0,2:31:06.56,2:31:07.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Natural one.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:07.40,2:31:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Natural one.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:08.47,2:31:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I know!
Dialogue: 0,2:31:09.82,2:31:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: They just look rough and old. They've been\Nplaced there. It's old magic.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:16.74,2:31:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: God, you're so bad at D&D!
Dialogue: 0,2:31:19.62,2:31:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I suck!
Dialogue: 0,2:31:21.00,2:31:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: But you do see around the ground right out\Nin front of this cave what appears to be hundreds
Dialogue: 0,2:31:25.89,2:31:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hundreds of small objects, piles, what looks\Nlike fruits and flowers and bones and stone
Dialogue: 0,2:31:32.99,2:31:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,carvings, all sorts of things placed in front of\Nthis cave.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:36.58,2:31:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Can I do a nature check on one of the\Nbones to see if I can identify
Dialogue: 0,2:31:40.04,2:31:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where it came from?
Dialogue: 0,2:31:41.39,2:31:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Okay. So you head out and take one of the\Nbones and look at it.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:44.58,2:31:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and make a nature check.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:45.84,2:31:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Yeah, the closest bone, I don't want to,\Nooh. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:49.76,2:31:51.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TALIESIN: That ain't nothing to sneeze at.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:51.81,2:31:54.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: No, it's not. 28.
Dialogue: 0,2:31:54.61,2:32:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: 28. This bone belongs to a larger bird, like\Na great eagle, you can't quite specifically make out
Dialogue: 0,2:32:03.90,2:32:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what it is, but it's been carved with\Nsmall letters into it of a language you can't
Dialogue: 0,2:32:07.81,2:32:12.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand. It looks like it's some sort of a\Nritual item that's been placed there in the
Dialogue: 0,2:32:12.26,2:32:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ground. But as you pick up and make this moment\Nnoticed--
Dialogue: 0,2:32:15.51,2:32:17.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: I'm going stealth just because.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:17.51,2:32:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You all hear a giant, echoing roar coming\Nfrom the cave.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:21.34,2:32:22.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Was I fast enough?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:22.44,2:32:24.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: (roars) What'd you roll?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:24.99,2:32:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: 30.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:25.85,2:32:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: 30. Okay, yeah. You just (bip) out; you are\Ngone. The rest of you are right at the outside of
Dialogue: 0,2:32:32.88,2:32:37.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this small clearing where all of these small\Nobjects have been placed, you hear this rumbling
Dialogue: 0,2:32:37.91,2:32:40.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,loud roar come tearing through.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:40.27,2:32:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I step back with the bone.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:42.93,2:32:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Okay. What are the rest of you guys doing?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:45.97,2:32:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I pull the broom out from behind my back.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:48.02,2:32:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Okay.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:49.22,2:32:54.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Can I lean the bone over to Vex'ahlia and\Nbe like, is this Draconic?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:54.23,2:32:55.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Is it Draconic?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:55.50,2:32:56.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: It is not Draconic.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:56.54,2:32:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: God fucking damn it.
Dialogue: 0,2:32:58.36,2:32:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Is it anything that I recognize, though?
Dialogue: 0,2:32:59.80,2:33:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: What languages do you know?
Dialogue: 0,2:33:00.90,2:33:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Elvish, Abyssal, Undercommon.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:05.00,2:33:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: No, none of those.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:06.70,2:33:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Shit.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:07.81,2:33:11.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: However, at this time the trees behind you\Ntwo, because the rest of you guys
Dialogue: 0,2:33:11.31,2:33:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were staying back--
Dialogue: 0,2:33:12.27,2:33:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Who's you two?
Dialogue: 0,2:33:13.35,2:33:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Vex and Keyleth. The trees (fwoosh) shift\Nand close off the exterior. As you turn towards
Dialogue: 0,2:33:19.08,2:33:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entrance of the cavern, you can see emerging\Nfrom the front a giant-- it's hard to really tell
Dialogue: 0,2:33:25.38,2:33:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the first moment that it appears, but you see what\Nlooks to be a gargantuan dire bear-like entity
Dialogue: 0,2:33:32.53,2:33:40.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,made of crackling blue ghostly energy, shimmering,\Ntranslucent, not actually a physical form, but
Dialogue: 0,2:33:40.12,2:33:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,massive in size. (stomping noises, roar)
Dialogue: 0,2:33:48.44,2:33:53.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Wait, did we get cut off? Did Vex and I\Nget cut off from everybody else?
Dialogue: 0,2:33:53.21,2:33:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Yep. From everybody else.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:54.50,2:33:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Shit! I grab Keyleth's wrist and I fly into\Nthe air.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:57.40,2:33:59.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I hold on for dear fucking life.
Dialogue: 0,2:33:59.90,2:34:03.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you grab her wrist as you fly up, the\Ntrees, swoosh, close off and you go slamming into
Dialogue: 0,2:34:03.82,2:34:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the tree boughs (crashing sound). You lose the\Nbroom for a second. Go ahead and hold your grip.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:08.71,2:34:11.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and make a strength check.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:11.51,2:34:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: A strength check!
Dialogue: 0,2:34:12.86,2:34:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We can't even see them, Matt?
Dialogue: 0,2:34:14.48,2:34:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You guys can't see them and they just closed\Noff in the trees.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:17.13,2:34:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Come on! Is that a saving throw or just a\Ncheck?
Dialogue: 0,2:34:24.13,2:34:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Just a check.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:25.29,2:34:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Five.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:26.25,2:34:32.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Five? You lose your grip on the broom, and\Nboth Vex and Keyleth tumble down about 20 feet,
Dialogue: 0,2:34:32.63,2:34:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you both suffer seven points of damage as you slam\Ninto the center of another pile of what looks like
Dialogue: 0,2:34:37.51,2:34:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knick-knacks and things that are gathered on the\Nfloor. It's at this point that your mind hits that
Dialogue: 0,2:34:41.20,2:34:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these are probably offerings, these are things\Nthat are left as some sort of offering to this
Dialogue: 0,2:34:44.69,2:34:50.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bear-like spirit entity that exists in this cave.\NThe bear, which is now, (stomping sounds), coming
Dialogue: 0,2:34:50.84,2:34:55.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up towards you on the ground. Looks to Keyleth,\N(roars).
Dialogue: 0,2:34:55.58,2:34:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Hi!
Dialogue: 0,2:34:56.58,2:34:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I cast Speak With Animals!
Dialogue: 0,2:34:58.31,2:34:59.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Okay, you cast Speak With Animals.
Dialogue: 0,2:34:59.43,2:35:00.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,2:35:00.28,2:35:01.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Like I taught you!
Dialogue: 0,2:35:01.72,2:35:03.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: (weak growling sounds)
Dialogue: 0,2:35:03.27,2:35:10.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:35:10.80,2:35:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: And I say, we mean you no harm, great ghost\Nbear! In fact, we brought you an offering and we
Dialogue: 0,2:35:16.95,2:35:19.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just accidentally touched the other offering of\Nyours.
Dialogue: 0,2:35:19.93,2:35:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: Où est la bibliothèque?
Dialogue: 0,2:35:21.72,2:35:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,2:35:23.56,2:35:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: The cheese is old and moldy.
Dialogue: 0,2:35:26.47,2:35:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: None of the bear's face moves at all, but an\Nechoing voice, in Common, not animal speak, comes
Dialogue: 0,2:35:36.17,2:35:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blasting into both of your minds, and those of you\Nguys outside of the trees, trying to find a way
Dialogue: 0,2:35:40.72,2:35:51.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through, also hear this echo, "You have entered\Nthe domain of Orlan. You destroy and disgrace that
Dialogue: 0,2:35:51.86,2:36:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"which was gifted. What do you offer in response to\Nyour travesty?"
Dialogue: 0,2:36:00.24,2:36:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah, well, I--
Dialogue: 0,2:36:03.16,2:36:05.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: We have a hat. A really good hat.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:05.81,2:36:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: I've got an old tobacco box I got from\Nlost and found.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:09.48,2:36:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Ooh, yeah, that's pretty good. I offer him\Na tea set.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:19.21,2:36:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As you pull the tea set out, the bear claw\Nreaches out and smashes it out of your hand and
Dialogue: 0,2:36:27.21,2:36:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes scattered and breaking across one of the\Nstones and goes, "You walk into the realm of the
Dialogue: 0,2:36:33.67,2:36:41.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"wild, unwatched, unrespecting. The beasts of this\Nland hold no kinship with you. You will prove
Dialogue: 0,2:36:41.56,2:36:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"offering yourself." And the tongue licks the\Nlips.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:44.69,2:36:51.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: What? I turn into a giant scorpion.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:51.22,2:36:54.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The scorpion takes its form, as it does the\Nbear, (growls).
Dialogue: 0,2:36:54.41,2:36:58.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: You want an offering, you can have mine.
Dialogue: 0,2:36:58.97,2:37:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Make a persuasion check on that.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:01.29,2:37:02.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:02.95,2:37:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LIAM: By the way, am I hidden in or outside?
Dialogue: 0,2:37:07.76,2:37:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You're outside.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:08.82,2:37:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: 21.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:09.95,2:37:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Good job, Keyleth!
Dialogue: 0,2:37:11.20,2:37:12.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARISHA: Thank you!
Dialogue: 0,2:37:12.37,2:37:20.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "I sense you have kinship with beasts. You\Nmay pass, though I will not forgive this
Dialogue: 0,2:37:20.19,2:37:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"infraction. You."
Dialogue: 0,2:37:22.50,2:37:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,2:37:23.81,2:37:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: "You shall be the prize."
Dialogue: 0,2:37:25.80,2:37:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh, fuck.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:27.88,2:37:32.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The giant bear is looming over you now, and\Nits size is so immense, probably 15 or 20 feet to the
Dialogue: 0,2:37:32.60,2:37:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,top of its shoulders.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:34.40,2:37:36.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Trinket! I call Trinket.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:36.86,2:37:38.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: You call Trinket?
Dialogue: 0,2:37:38.34,2:37:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I call Trinket.
Dialogue: 0,2:37:39.45,2:37:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Leaps out of your necklace and lands right\Nbeside you and just roars, (roars) up to the
Dialogue: 0,2:37:44.22,2:37:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spirit. The spirit pulls back, (roars), roars\Nback. And Trinket is so tiny by comparison and is
Dialogue: 0,2:37:52.32,2:37:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up to the elbow, but Trinket lashes out at the\Ngiant bear, just leaps up towards it, pushes into
Dialogue: 0,2:37:57.77,2:38:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it and starts tearing at its throat. The giant\Nbear takes Trinket with one claw and slams him
Dialogue: 0,2:38:02.86,2:38:08.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the ground. Trinket rolls and gets back up,\N(growls), you can see a little bit of blood at the
Dialogue: 0,2:38:08.50,2:38:12.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,corner of its mouth, and just lunges again, this\Ntime jumping up onto the bear's back and clawing
Dialogue: 0,2:38:12.35,2:38:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up onto its, onto the top of its torso. The bear\N(growls).
Dialogue: 0,2:38:17.13,2:38:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: He's pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,2:38:18.95,2:38:24.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: The bear head looks up at Trinket now\Ngnawing onto its hide, (gnawing sounds), seemingly
Dialogue: 0,2:38:24.81,2:38:30.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to no real effect, and the bear reaches up and\Ngrabs Trinket and plucks him off the side and sets
Dialogue: 0,2:38:30.54,2:38:37.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him down next to you. The bear now begins to speak\Nin the language of bears, which only you can
Dialogue: 0,2:38:37.87,2:38:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand at this moment, says, "You walk with\Nthis one. Is she your charge?" And Trinket voices
Dialogue: 0,2:38:46.56,2:38:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back, you hear the (bear noises) up to the bear,\Nas you hear coming out, "She is everything. Her
Dialogue: 0,2:38:54.59,2:39:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"life is mine. You take her, you take me, or we\Nwalk on and remember you as a kind soul."
Dialogue: 0,2:39:04.43,2:39:18.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The giant bear looks down, "Very well. If you are\Nat her side, I take your charge, as well." And the
Dialogue: 0,2:39:18.55,2:39:25.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spirit bear steps forward, passing through you,\Nand passing through Trinket's form, and what feels
Dialogue: 0,2:39:25.33,2:39:32.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like this rush of warm air. And then disperses\Ninto a series of sparkles. You watch the energy
Dialogue: 0,2:39:32.41,2:39:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slowly drift down and fade into the ground around\Nyou, and everything gets quiet. The trees slowly
Dialogue: 0,2:39:38.42,2:39:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creak back and open the perimeter of this forest\Naround you, leaving you alone. And Trinket comes
Dialogue: 0,2:39:45.97,2:39:48.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up and licks your face.
Dialogue: 0,2:39:48.85,2:39:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Oh!
Dialogue: 0,2:39:50.23,2:39:58.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:39:58.95,2:40:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: As he's looking at you, you look down and\Nyou can see the necklace that you hold is actually
Dialogue: 0,2:40:02.64,2:40:10.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shimmering with a blue light that passed through\Nyou, and it slowly fades to its dark normal form.
Dialogue: 0,2:40:10.34,2:40:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SAM: You're part bear now!
Dialogue: 0,2:40:17.25,2:40:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. That's your new item card for Raven's\NSlumber.
Dialogue: 0,2:40:20.08,2:40:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:40:23.79,2:40:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE MEMBER: What's it do?
Dialogue: 0,2:40:26.02,2:40:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,2:40:28.02,2:40:34.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: So. I've got to finish this quickly because\Nwe've got to get to the Q and A, but as of this
Dialogue: 0,2:40:34.48,2:40:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,point in time, and I'll give you an ability card,\Nbut Trinket now benefits from your Hunter's Mark.
Dialogue: 0,2:40:39.12,2:40:42.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:40:42.64,2:40:46.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: And has an ability called Primal Fury you\Ncan use once per short rest that I'll get to next
Dialogue: 0,2:40:46.90,2:40:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,episode. As you all gather around this moment of\Nsilence, this quiet tension that has now
Dialogue: 0,2:40:58.98,2:41:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dispersed, you see Trinket lift up Vex from the\Nbase of her cloak and put her back on her feet,
Dialogue: 0,2:41:04.74,2:41:10.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nuzzles the side of her, and you can see the trees\Noverhead open up a little wider than they were
Dialogue: 0,2:41:10.45,2:41:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before, leaving some moonlight to hit the two of\Nthem. And that's where we'll go ahead and leave
Dialogue: 0,2:41:14.70,2:41:16.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this session this week.
Dialogue: 0,2:41:16.16,2:41:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:41:23.05,2:41:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Thank you, guys!
Dialogue: 0,2:41:26.82,2:41:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:41:45.30,2:41:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AUDIENCE MEMBER: Is it Thursday yet?
Dialogue: 0,2:41:47.22,2:41:53.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(cheering)
Dialogue: 0,2:41:53.62,2:42:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Thank you. (laughs) Thank you guys so much\Nfor joining us here live, this has been an awesome
Dialogue: 0,2:42:01.93,2:42:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and incredible first experience for all of us.\NThank you so much for tuning in and watching with
Dialogue: 0,2:42:06.92,2:42:10.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us this week. We're looking forward to the GenCon\Nshow in a few weeks, so some of you guys over on
Dialogue: 0,2:42:10.92,2:42:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that side of the US can hopefully come and see us\Nhere as well, and join in this fantastic energy
Dialogue: 0,2:42:15.09,2:42:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that tonight was just filled with. So hopefully\Nwe'll do more of these as time progresses.
Dialogue: 0,2:42:19.63,2:42:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,TRAVIS: Thank you, Loot Crate!
Dialogue: 0,2:42:20.74,2:42:22.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LAURA: Thank you, Loot Crate!
Dialogue: 0,2:42:22.53,2:42:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MATT: Thank you Loot Crate for supporting us and\Nbeing so awesome, being a fantastic sponsor, and
Dialogue: 0,2:42:27.87,2:42:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah, I guess, is it Thursday yet? We'll see you\Nguys in a couple weeks.