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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess you think you know this story:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't. The real one's much more gory.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The phoney one, the one you know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was cooked up years and years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And made to sound all sound and sappy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just to keep the children happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mind you, they got the first bit right
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.00,0:00:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bit where, in the dead of night
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The ugly sisters, jewels and all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Departed for the Palace Ball
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.00,0:01:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While darling little Cinderella
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.00,0:01:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was locked up in a slimy cellar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.00,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where rats who wanted things to eat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Began to nibble at her feet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She bellowed 'Help' and 'Let me out!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Magic Fairy heard her shout.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Appearing in a blaze of light. She said, 'My dear, are you all right?'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.00,0:01:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'All right?' cried Cindy. 'Can't you see I feel as rotten as can be!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.00,0:01:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She beat her fist against the wall, and shouted, 'Get me to the Ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a Disco at the Palace! The rest have gone and I am jalous!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want a dress! I want a coach! And earrings and a diamond brooch!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And silver sleepers, two of those! And lovely nylon panty-hose!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Done up like I'll guarantee the handsome Prince will wait for me!'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Fairy said, 'Hang on a tick'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She gave her wand a mighty flick, and quickly, in no time at all, Cindy was at the Palace Ball!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It made the Ugly Sisters wince to see her dancing with the Prince.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.00,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She held him very tight and pressed, herself against his manly chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Prince himself was turned to pulp, all he could do was gasp and gulp.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then midnight struck. She shouted, 'Heck!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I've got to run to save my neck!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Prince cried, 'No! Alas! Alack!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He grabbed her dress to hold her back, as Cindy shouted, 'Let me go!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.00,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The dress was ripped from head to toe. She ran out in her underwear, and lost one slipper on the stair.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Prince was on it like a dart. He pressed it to his pounding heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.00,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'The girl this slipper fits', he cried, 'Tomorrow morn shall be my bride!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I'll visit every house in town until I've tracked the maiden down!'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.00,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then rather carelessly, I fear, he placed it on a crate of beer.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At once, one of the Ugly Sisters (the one whose face was blotched with blisters)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.00,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe, and quickly flushed it to the loo.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then in its place she calmly put the slipper from her own left foot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.00,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah-ha, you see, the plot grows thicker, and Cindy's luck starts looking sicker.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next day, the Prince went charging down to knock on all the doors in town.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.00,0:03:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In every house, the tension grew. Who was the owner of the shoe?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.00,0:03:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The shoe was long and very wide (a normal foot got lost inside.)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.00,0:03:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also it smelled a wee bit icky (the owner's feet were hot and sticky.)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.00,0:03:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thousands of eager people came to try it on, but all in vain.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.00,0:03:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now came the Ugly Sisters' go.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.00,0:03:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One tried it on. The Prince screamed, 'No!'
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.00,0:03:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But she screamed, 'Yes! It fits! Whoopee!, so now you've got to marry me!'
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.00,0:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Prince went white from ear to ear. He muttered, 'Let me out of here.'
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Oh no you don't! You made a vow!. There's no way you can back out now!'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.00,0:03:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Off with her head!' The Prince roared back. They chopped it off with one big whack.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.00,0:03:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This pleased the Prince. He smiled and said, 'She's prettier without her head'
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.00,0:03:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then up came Sister Number Two, who yelled, 'Now I will try the shoe!'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Try this instead!' the Prince yelled back.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.00,0:03:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He swung his trusty sword and SMACK, her head went crashing to the ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.00,0:03:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It bounced a bit and rolled around.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the kitchen, peeling spuds, Cinderella heard the thuds of bouncing heads upon the floor, and poked her own head round the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What's all the racket?' Cindy cried.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.00,0:04:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Mind your own bizz', the Prince replied.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.00,0:04:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreads.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.00,0:04:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Prince! she thought. He chops off heads!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.00,0:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could I marry anyone who does that sort of thing for fun?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Prince cried, ''Who's this dirty slut?'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.00,0:04:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Off with her nut! Off with her nut!'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.00,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just then, all in a blaze of light, the Magic Fairy hove in sight
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Her Magic Wand went SWOOSH and SWISH!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.00,0:04:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cindy', she cried, 'come make a wish!!'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.00,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Wish anything and have no doubt that I will make it come about!'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cindy answered, 'Oh kind fairy, this time I shall be more wary'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.00,0:04:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'No more Princes, no more money, I have had my taste of honey'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.00,0:04:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I'm wishing for a decent man. They're hard to find. D'you think you can?'.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Within a minute, Cinderella was married to a lovely feller
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.00,0:04:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A simple jam-maker by trade who sold good home-made marmalade.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.00,0:05:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Their house was filled with smiles and laughter
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.00,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they were happy ever after.