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(Eustace mutters)

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Huh? Stupid dog.

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You did it wrong!

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Just like you painted the chicken coop wrong.

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And you did a lousy job repairing the windmill!

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You can't do nothin' right.

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Ya' amateur! Ya' ought to go
to "Right Thing Doing" school.

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Someone who'll make you perfect.

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(whimpers)

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(Muriel) Eustace! Package
for ya'! I think it's that bugle.

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My bugle! Yeah!

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Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

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-(toots bugle)
-Ooh!

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Wha? Eh.

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Gonna fix this thing right up.

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Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh.

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Meantime, you oil the boiler.

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And do it right!

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Ho ho ha ha!

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Courage, why don't you come
help me make baklava?

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I've never made it before. (chuckles)

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Remember, Courage. It's supposed
to be thin, crisp, and lighter than air.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Lighter than air.

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-Huh?
-Oh well.

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Don't worry, Courage.

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This time you crush the nuts and I'll bake the fish.

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(Muriel hums happily)

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(grunts)

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Oh, Courage. That table wasn't really sturdy, was it?

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Go get Eustace and I'll tidy up.

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-(gasps)
-You are a disgrace!

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(screams)

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What's wrong, Courage?

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(tries to communicate)

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-I don't see anything.
-(attempts to communicate)

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Alright, I'll go fetch Eustance and you tidy up.

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(stern woman) That is no way to stand.

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I want to see perfect posture.

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Shoulders back! Chin out! Ears up and walk!

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Eyes ahead! Even steps!

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No, no, no, no, no! Can you walk correctly?

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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

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If those books stay in place, 
you're walking perfectly. Go!

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(grunts and groans)

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You're not the least bit perfect!

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(whimpers sadly)

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Can you speak correctly?

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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

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Now repeat after me and do it perfectly.

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The turkey in Albuquerque is positively perky.

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(slurs out what was just said)

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No, no! I said perfectly! Now try again.

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-The turrrrrrkey!
-The urrrrreeee.

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I want a perfect "er". Errrrrrr.

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-Irrrrrrr?

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-Errrrrrrr.
-Errrrrrroooooooh.

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Your speech is abominable! 
Your walking is a disgrace!

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(whimpers sadly)


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Let's see if you can make something perfectly.

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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

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Observe each detail of the drawing 
and your tower will be...perfect!

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(laughs)

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Look at the work of another of my pupils.

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A perfect pupil.

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(sighs)

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(laughs) I'm perfect!

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(strict woman) As you can see, 
yours is decidedly not perfect!

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-(gasps)
-It's late!

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We have a lot to cover tomorrow 
so your last assignment of the day is

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go to bed and sleep perfectly!

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Can you do that?!

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(snores)

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You're not perfect.

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(screams)

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(mutters nervously)

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(yawns and snores)

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(cackling)

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(screams)

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(whimpers)

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(begins snoring again)

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-(shrieks)
-Huh?

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-(whimpers nervously)
-Stupid dog!

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(snores)

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(laughter)

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(screams)

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(laughter continues)

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(screams)

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(blares horn)

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(snores)

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(screams)

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(screams)

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(groans)

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(cock crows)

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(yawns)

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(blares bugle)

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-You're late.
-Ooohhhh.

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Be perfectly quiet! Sit up straight!

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There is going to be a surprise...final exam today.

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(babbles)

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If you don't get a perfect score 
on this exam, there will be consequences.

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Everywhere you go for the rest of your life,
everyone will know you're imperfect!

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(whines)

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-You have to go to the bathroom?!
-Uh-huh.

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Make it quick! While you're there, 
practice brushing your teeth.

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Do it perfectly!

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-(male voice) There's no such thing as perfect.
-Huh?

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(male voice) You're beautiful as you are, Courage.

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With all your imperfections, you can do anything.

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(gasps)

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Would you like to try some baklava, Courage?

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It's more like gum, really. 
But you can blow the sweetest bubbles!

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-Oh!
-(laughs)

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(toots bugle)

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Heh heh heh! I'm gonna start 
me own band at Cracked Horns!

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Yay!

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And now, for your final examination, 
draw a perfect number six!

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Times up!

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I don't see a six here!

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(chuckles)

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(screams)

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That's not perfect! You wrote an imperfect one.

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Now you'll never reach the perfect
level of...(voice trails off)

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(laughs)

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(giggles)

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(toots bugle)

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(laughs)

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(laughs)

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