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(Eustace mutters)

2
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Huh? Stupid dog.

3
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You did it wrong!

4
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Just like you painted the chicken coop wrong.

5
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And you did a lousy job repairing the windmill!

6
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You can't do nothin' right.

7
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Ya' amateur! Ya' ought to go
to "Right Thing Doing" school.

8
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Someone who'll make you perfect.

9
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(whimpers)

10
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(Muriel) Eustace! Package
for ya'! I think it's that bugle.

11
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My bugle! Yeah!

12
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Heh heh heh heh heh heh!

13
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-(toots bugle)
-Ooh!

14
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Wha? Eh.

15
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Gonna fix this thing right up.

16
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Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh.

17
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Meantime, you oil the boiler.

18
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And do it right!

19
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Ho ho ha ha!

20
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Courage, why don't you come
help me make baklava?

21
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I've never made it before. (chuckles)

22
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Remember, Courage. It's supposed
to be thin, crisp, and lighter than air.

23
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Mmm-hmm.

24
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Lighter than air.

25
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-Huh?
-Oh well.

26
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Don't worry, Courage.

27
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This time you crush the nuts and I'll bake the fish.

28
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(Muriel hums happily)

29
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(grunts)

30
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Oh, Courage. That table wasn't really sturdy, was it?

31
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Go get Eustace and I'll tidy up.

32
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-(gasps)
-You are a disgrace!

33
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(screams)

34
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What's wrong, Courage?

35
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(tries to communicate)

36
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-I don't see anything.
-(attempts to communicate)

37
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Alright, I'll go fetch Eustance and you tidy up.

38
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(stern woman) That is no way to stand.

39
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I want to see perfect posture.

40
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Shoulders back! Chin out! Ears up and walk!

41
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Eyes ahead! Even steps!

42
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No, no, no, no, no! Can you walk correctly?

43
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

44
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If those books stay in place, 
you're walking perfectly. Go!

45
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(grunts and groans)

46
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You're not the least bit perfect!

47
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(whimpers sadly)

48
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Can you speak correctly?

49
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

50
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Now repeat after me and do it perfectly.

51
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The turkey in Albuquerque is positively perky.

52
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(slurs out what was just said)

53
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No, no! I said perfectly! Now try again.

54
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-The turrrrrrkey!
-The urrrrreeee.

55
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I want a perfect "er". Errrrrrr.

56
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-Irrrrrrr?

57
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-Errrrrrrr.
-Errrrrrroooooooh.

58
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Your speech is abominable! 
Your walking is a disgrace!

59
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(whimpers sadly)


60
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Let's see if you can make something perfectly.

61
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Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

62
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Observe each detail of the drawing 
and your tower will be...perfect!

63
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(laughs)

64
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Look at the work of another of my pupils.

65
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A perfect pupil.

66
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(sighs)

67
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(laughs) I'm perfect!

68
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(strict woman) As you can see, 
yours is decidedly not perfect!

69
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-(gasps)
-It's late!

70
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We have a lot to cover tomorrow 
so your last assignment of the day is

71
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go to bed and sleep perfectly!

72
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Can you do that?!

73
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(snores)

74
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You're not perfect.

75
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(screams)

76
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(mutters nervously)

77
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(yawns and snores)

78
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(cackling)

79
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(screams)

80
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(whimpers)

81
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(begins snoring again)

82
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-(shrieks)
-Huh?

83
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-(whimpers nervously)
-Stupid dog!

84
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(snores)

85
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(laughter)

86
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(screams)

87
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(laughter continues)

88
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(screams)

89
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(blares horn)

90
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(snores)

91
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(screams)

92
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(screams)

93
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(groans)

94
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(cock crows)

95
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(yawns)

96
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(blares bugle)

97
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-You're late.
-Ooohhhh.

98
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Be perfectly quiet! Sit up straight!

99
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There is going to be a surprise...final exam today.

100
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(babbles)

101
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If you don't get a perfect score 
on this exam, there will be consequences.

102
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Everywhere you go for the rest of your life,
everyone will know you're imperfect!

103
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(whines)

104
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-You have to go to the bathroom?!
-Uh-huh.

105
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Make it quick! While you're there, 
practice brushing your teeth.

106
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Do it perfectly!

107
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-(male voice) There's no such thing as perfect.
-Huh?

108
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(male voice) You're beautiful as you are, Courage.

109
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With all your imperfections, you can do anything.

110
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(gasps)

111
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Would you like to try some baklava, Courage?

112
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It's more like gum, really. 
But you can blow the sweetest bubbles!

113
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-Oh!
-(laughs)

114
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(toots bugle)

115
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Heh heh heh! I'm gonna start 
me own band at Cracked Horns!

116
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Yay!

117
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And now, for your final examination, 
draw a perfect number six!

118
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Times up!

119
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I don't see a six here!

120
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(chuckles)

121
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(screams)

122
00:10:01,175 --> 00:10:06,853
That's not perfect! You wrote an imperfect one.

123
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Now you'll never reach the perfect
level of...(voice trails off)

124
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(laughs)

125
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(giggles)

126
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(toots bugle)

127
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(laughs)

128
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(laughs)

129
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