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INSPECTOR CHAN
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MAN SCREAMING
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GLASS SHATTERING
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MAN GRUNTING
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SUPER CRIME FIGHTERS
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Anyone else?
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Such a beautiful woman,
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and you arrest her
just for spitting?
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Is there no justice?
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Is there no law?
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Commissioner is only your boss
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because he paid his dues
to the Crocodile Gang.
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And you don't fucking know me?
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Sorry, I didn't know
she was your wife.
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Ugly coward!
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SCREAMING
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What are you looking at?
Never seen such
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Who'd be in
the film business?
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It's Sunday,
and the theatre's deserted.
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WOMAN:
Where's the car?
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RUMBLING IN DISTANCE
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Let's go back inside!
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Call for help!
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No need for that,
Northerner.
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While you were messing
with the cop, your men
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I'll kill all you
Axe Gangsters!
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GUNSHOTS
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GRUNTING
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SCREAMING
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Stop! You forget the time
I treated you to dinner.
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Brother Sum.
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Please...
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Please spare me.
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Don't worry.
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I don't kill women.
You can go!
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Thank you, Big Brother.
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GUNSHOT
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Cops! Come clean up the mess!
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THE AXE GANG
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In a time of social unrest
and disorder...
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In a time of social unrest
and disorder...
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...the gangs have moved in
to consolidate their power.
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The most feared of them all
is the Axe Gang.
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Only in the poorest districts,
which hold no interest for the gangs...
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...can people live in peace.
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PIG STY ALLEY
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CHATTERING
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MAN:
One, two, three!
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That okay, Coolie?
No problem!
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TAILOR
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NOODLES AND CONGEE
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BURPS
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My check, please, Donut.
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How much?
It's on the house!
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Donut.
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It's nothing.
I like you.
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I'll ask the wife about
lowering your rent.
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Morning, Landlord!
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Landlord!
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Jill! How you've grown!
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Come let me examine you!
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CHILDREN LAUGHING
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Good to see you, Landlord!
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What's so good about it?
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Don't!
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BOTH LAUGHING
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Can you make
the skirt slit higher?
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Sure!
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Look, a comet!
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Jane! You naughty girl!
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Landlord! You're such a scoundrel!
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Don't go, Jane!
Stay and chat!
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I'm only kidding. Jane!
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Landlady!
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Landlady!
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What happened to the water?
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FOOTSTEPS
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Water ain't free!
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You talk a lot for someone
who won't pay his rent.
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But I'm in the middle
of a shampoo.
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You think that's a problem?
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From now on,
no water on Mondays,
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Water ration Tuesdays,
Thursdays and Saturdays.
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I just love hearing you fools
complain. Assholes!
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Good morning, Landlady!
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Just pay your rent,
or I'll burn your shop down.
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MAN LAUGHING
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What's so funny?
Rent's no laughing matter, fairy!
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Serves you right, you're a coolie!
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Months overdue
and not even
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You'll be a coolie for life.
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There you go, handsome!
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What took you so long
with the congee?
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I stopped to help
an old lady cross
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What are you doing here?
Checking for Peeping Toms.
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Was someone just spying
on you, Auntie Six?
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Don't shoot your mouth
off without proof.
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She's crazy.
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CHICKEN CLUCKING
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THUMPING
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LANDLORD GRUNTING
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CHATTERING
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Go away!
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CHILDREN CHATTERING
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CHILD:
Please can you
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No more soccer!
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CRYING
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Who wants the cut?
My boss.
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Take a seat.
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SCISSORS SNIPPING
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Done! Fifty cents, please.
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Isn't it great?
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It's too good!
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Why'd you make
him look so good?
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Why?
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Don't get mad, boss.
He's my old buddy.
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He's boss of the Axe Gang.
Don't you see the two axes?
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Making him look good
is really bad. Understand?
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I didn't know.
You're a numskull!
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But I like you,
so just pay me,
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No way!
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Steady with the axe, boss.
Let me talk to him.
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I really care for you.
You saw it for yourself.
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Why don't you pay up.
Not much. Enough
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Oh, so it's blackmail!
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Boss!
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Boss!
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SNORING
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Now you're dead!
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Looks like he's waking up!
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I'm not afraid.
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You can kill me.
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But there'll be
thousands more of me!
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You want to play tough?
The Axe Gang boss
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Whoever wants to die,
step forward.
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So you want to fight?
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Great! We'll go one-on-one.
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Don't even think about cheating.
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That old woman with the onion!
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You look real tough.
Want to try me? I'll let
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What do you do?
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I'm a farmer.
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Farmers don't fight.
Piss off!
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He's crazy!
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Calling me names?
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You're lucky you're a woman.
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Hey, shorty! Yeah, you!
If you're short, you don't retort.
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What did I say about cheating?
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Sit back down!
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You! The geezer with the
glasses. You look mean.
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No, not you. I mean...
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You!
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Hey, kid, let's rumble!
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All right, all right!
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So no one-on-ones today.
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You're all such wimps!
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He blackmailed me.
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Fat woman, you're
in charge here, right?
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Fat woman, my ass!
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I'm with the Axe Gang!
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Axe Gang, my ass!
Boss!
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LANDLAD Y:
Boss, my ass!
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You have to pay our medical bills!
Bills, my ass!
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We're on the same side!
Same side, my ass!
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LANDLAD Y GRUNTS
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Think you're so tough?
I'll call for backup!
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You nitwit! Let's see
you call backup!
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You don't know the backup I have.
I'm talking an army here.
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EXPLOSION
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Don't you go away! Go put
a down payment on your coffin!
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Who threw the firecracker?
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I'm one of you, brother.
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Mind your own business!
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It's raining. Go bring
in your laundry!
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Fat woman!
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You blackmailing me too?
I ain't afraid.
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Huh?
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I...
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PUNCHING & GRUNTING
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Did anyone see
what happened?
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Don't! My back's broken!
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Call for help!
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MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD PLAYER
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POUNDING
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MAN SHOUTING
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Hold on, calm down.
You hungry?
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MAN:
Keep quiet.
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GURGLING
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WOMAN:
No.
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CRYING
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MUTED SOUND
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Who did this?
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I'll count to three.
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One...
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two...
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I did it!
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SCREAMING
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GRUNTING & SCREAMING
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WHIMPERING
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Are the goods okay,
Brother Sum?
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Sorry!
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Look away, kid.
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Get rid of him!
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We're the bad guys!
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We're meant to do
the ass-kicking...
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not the other way around.
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And it's all because these
morons posed as Axes.
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Don't waste your time,
Brother Sum.
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We'll handle this.
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You! Take care of it.
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Boy, can this guy pick locks.
It's a living. Give me a break.
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Pick that one too,
if you're so good.
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Come.
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I'll count to three.
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Hurry!
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Ready? Three!
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BROTHER SUM:
That's quick!
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Brother Sum, we really
want to be Axes.
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That's why we did
what we did.
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Ever killed anyone?
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I've always
thought about it.
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Then go kill someone.
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I will!
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Go on!
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Thank you, Brother Sum.
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We can always find
a use for that type.
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SING: I told you before,
you've got to look tough.
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Tougher!
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SING'S SIDEKICK GROWLS
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Tougher!
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GROWLING
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Act the part.
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And try to stay awake.
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It's tiring being tough.
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Tiring? It's our living!
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SING:
The streets out there are filled
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You only need the will
and determination
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to seize the opportunity to win.
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This is our big chance!
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We just kill someone,
and we're in the gang.
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Then it'll be money
and women all the way!
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Don't be like those beggars
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with no ambition.
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Who are you
looking at, four-eyes?
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Get lost!
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Come here and say that!
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You're really gonna kill someone?
That's right!
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The four-eyes, the fat woman
and all the residents of Pig Sty.
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But they're good at kung fu.
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I can do kung fu!
Oh, yeah?
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SNICKERS
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Didn't I tell you I know
Buddhist Palm kung fu?
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MAN: Hey there,
handsome boy. Stop.
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Amazing!
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Do you know you
have a special aura?
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You're so young,
but you have
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and chi flow
of a kung-fu genius.
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If your chi flow
can be channelled,
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Like the old saying:
You cannot escape your destiny.
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The duty of upholding
world peace and punishing
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Sure.
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This is the scroll of the
Buddhist Palm. It's priceless.
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But as it's fate,
I'll let you have it for $10.
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BUDDHIST PALM MANU AL
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You gave him your life savings?
Yes.
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I was saving to study to be
a doctor or lawyer,
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but this was world peace.
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CHATTERING
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SING:
Let go of the girl!
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Hey! It's the Buddhist Palm!
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"The 20-Cent Kung Fu Manual."
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CHILDREN LAUGHING
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You must be loaded.
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Have you killed anyone lately?
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He's a fool,
and she's mute.
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I realized then that good guys
never win. I want to be bad.
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I want to be the killer!
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Ice cream!
Where?
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Make mine a vanilla.
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Chocolate for me!
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What're you looking at?
Never seen free
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Look at her run!
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LAUGHING
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You're such kung-fu masters,
go take it on the road.
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You belong
in the circus, not here!
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Don't say that, Landlady.
There must be
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Everyone has
his reasons.
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We don't want
to make trouble.
00:30:20.637 --> 00:30:23.397
I'm glad you get it.
The mob's mad at us.
00:30:23.397 --> 00:30:27.437
We'll never hear the end of it.
Why don't you get lost!
00:30:27.437 --> 00:30:29.517
Your wife shouldn't be so nasty.
00:30:29.517 --> 00:30:31.757
MOANS
00:30:31.757 --> 00:30:35.397
You okay?
00:30:35.397 --> 00:30:44.157
WOMAN:
Masters.
00:30:44.157 --> 00:30:46.237
We have nothing
precious to give you,
00:30:46.237 --> 00:30:49.317
but take this as a token
of our appreciation.
00:30:49.317 --> 00:30:58.557
Thanks for saving us!
00:30:58.557 --> 00:30:59.837
LANDLAD Y:
Stop the crying.
00:30:59.837 --> 00:31:01.597
This isn't a show!
00:31:01.597 --> 00:31:05.197
You're so cold-hearted.
Talking back to me, eh?
00:31:05.197 --> 00:31:08.277
You may know kung fu,
but you're still a fairy.
00:31:08.277 --> 00:31:10.277
CRYING
00:31:10.277 --> 00:31:13.197
It's no crime to be
good at kung fu!
00:31:13.197 --> 00:31:16.036
Once a fairy,
always a fairy.
00:31:16.036 --> 00:31:19.597
Look at you. What's with
the red underwear?
00:31:19.597 --> 00:31:23.197
Why not a diaper
while you're at it.
00:31:23.197 --> 00:31:25.357
J ANE:
What's wrong
00:31:25.357 --> 00:31:28.237
Where were you
when there was trouble?
00:31:28.237 --> 00:31:32.237
If it weren't for them,
we'd be finished.
00:31:32.237 --> 00:31:33.837
I'll reason with you.
00:31:33.837 --> 00:31:37.117
You owe me three
months' rent. That's $90.
00:31:37.117 --> 00:31:39.437
Pay up or pack up!
00:31:39.437 --> 00:31:41.677
Don't you worry. I'll pay it.
00:31:41.677 --> 00:31:44.237
Think you're a smartass,
Rabbit-Tooth Jane?
00:31:44.237 --> 00:31:46.957
What's it to you,
tub of lard?
00:31:46.957 --> 00:31:49.157
Bitch!
00:31:49.157 --> 00:31:52.077
Calm down, Landlady.
00:31:52.077 --> 00:31:53.997
This is your fault.
00:31:53.997 --> 00:31:56.237
PEOPLE SHOUTING
00:31:56.237 --> 00:31:58.597
MAN 1: Are you trying to kill us?
MAN 2: You're right.
00:31:58.597 --> 00:32:00.837
MAN 3:
How could you do that?
00:32:00.837 --> 00:32:02.877
Shut the hell up!
00:32:02.877 --> 00:32:04.797
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
00:32:04.797 --> 00:32:15.277
GLASS SHATTERS
00:32:15.277 --> 00:32:21.357
You think you can out-yell me?
00:32:21.357 --> 00:32:25.037
The fat lady can really sing.
00:32:25.037 --> 00:32:36.717
Watch this!
00:32:36.717 --> 00:32:40.797
###
00:32:40.797 --> 00:32:42.317
What happened?
00:32:42.317 --> 00:32:45.277
What do you mean,
what happened? You try it.
00:32:45.277 --> 00:32:52.717
Me?
Quick!
00:32:52.717 --> 00:32:55.637
Sorry! You okay?
00:32:55.637 --> 00:32:58.916
I think you should get closer
and take better aim. Okay?
00:32:58.916 --> 00:33:11.677
Okay!
00:33:11.677 --> 00:33:16.277
Who's throwing the handles?
Handle?
00:33:16.277 --> 00:33:18.796
Where's the third knife?
00:33:18.796 --> 00:33:21.317
God knows where it went.
00:33:21.317 --> 00:33:23.837
Could it be the
same one? Can't be...
00:33:23.837 --> 00:33:27.597
Don't!
Sorry.
00:33:27.597 --> 00:33:29.517
What are you trying to say?
00:33:29.517 --> 00:33:36.037
I just remembered I have
something to do. See you!
00:33:36.037 --> 00:33:39.437
Uh-oh. They've seen us!
00:33:39.437 --> 00:33:49.157
Stay back!
00:33:49.157 --> 00:33:53.237
Don't panic! Snakes like music.
If I whistle, they won't bite.
00:33:53.237 --> 00:33:55.157
Please, no more bright ideas.
00:33:55.157 --> 00:33:58.677
HISSING
00:33:58.677 --> 00:33:59.957
Oh, what the hell!
00:33:59.957 --> 00:34:04.197
WHISTLES
00:34:04.197 --> 00:34:06.597
GASPS
00:34:06.597 --> 00:34:08.237
Not you again, asshole!
00:34:08.237 --> 00:34:13.237
MAN:
Get back to your business!
00:34:13.237 --> 00:34:16.877
Split up!
00:34:16.877 --> 00:34:18.677
Split?
00:34:18.677 --> 00:34:23.117
###
00:34:23.117 --> 00:34:58.917
WHIRRING
00:34:58.917 --> 00:35:11.077
HORN HONKING
00:35:11.077 --> 00:35:24.357
THUD
00:35:24.357 --> 00:35:42.637
###
00:35:42.637 --> 00:35:44.517
TYRES SCREECHING
00:35:44.517 --> 00:35:50.517
WOMEN SCREAM
00:35:50.517 --> 00:36:25.477
POUNDING
00:36:25.477 --> 00:36:26.917
What're you doing here?
00:36:26.917 --> 00:36:29.157
Looking for you.
Weren't you hurt?
00:36:29.157 --> 00:36:32.277
I'm fine!
00:36:32.277 --> 00:36:35.397
How come you always
recover so fast?
00:36:35.397 --> 00:36:37.197
I don't know.
00:36:37.197 --> 00:36:40.437
Which hospital did you go to?
Don't remember.
00:36:40.437 --> 00:36:42.157
Maybe it's better that way.
00:36:42.157 --> 00:36:46.837
Memories can be painful.
To forget may be a blessing!
00:36:46.837 --> 00:36:50.757
I never knew
you were so deep.
00:36:50.757 --> 00:37:00.797
All the sadness
one can bear...
00:37:00.797 --> 00:37:06.076
down the river everywhere.
00:37:06.076 --> 00:37:07.757
Hey, get out of the way!
00:37:07.757 --> 00:37:09.157
SING'S SIDEKICK:
Move!
00:37:09.157 --> 00:37:11.117
SING:
I'll slap you
00:37:11.117 --> 00:37:16.557
Look at those four-eyes
carting around a coffin.
00:37:16.557 --> 00:37:20.037
What morons!
00:37:20.037 --> 00:37:22.277
LANDLAD Y:
Don't blame me
00:37:22.277 --> 00:37:24.797
We'll let Buddha decide
00:37:24.797 --> 00:37:26.757
BELL TOLLING
00:37:26.757 --> 00:37:29.197
whether you stay
00:37:29.197 --> 00:37:35.277
or go.
00:37:35.277 --> 00:37:48.717
HORRIFICALLY BAD FATE
00:37:48.717 --> 00:37:57.317
Have some tea.
00:37:57.317 --> 00:38:00.396
We're grateful for
some professional help.
00:38:00.396 --> 00:38:04.077
We understand the problem.
Twelve Kicks from the Tam School,
00:38:04.077 --> 00:38:09.437
Iron Fist from the Hung School
and the Hexagon Staff...
00:38:09.437 --> 00:38:11.517
Those guys at Pig Sty
are really good.
00:38:11.517 --> 00:38:14.157
HARPIST 2:
Their warrior days
00:38:14.157 --> 00:38:17.837
but they're still top fighters.
00:38:17.837 --> 00:38:22.797
This job is a great
challenge for us.
00:38:22.797 --> 00:38:25.397
Now, that's professionalism.
00:38:25.397 --> 00:38:30.677
Number One Killers.
Expensive, yes,
00:38:30.677 --> 00:38:37.117
No! Number one is the Beast,
the world's top killer.
00:38:37.117 --> 00:38:41.397
HARPIST 2:
He was so dedicated to kung fu,
00:38:41.397 --> 00:38:45.157
I heard he's now in an asylum.
00:38:45.157 --> 00:38:48.477
So you're the
top killers now.
00:38:48.477 --> 00:38:52.957
Strictly speaking,
we're just musicians.
00:38:52.957 --> 00:38:57.797
A song that wrenches the heart
O where do I find a knowing ear?
00:38:57.797 --> 00:39:03.197
Great poem, isn't it?
00:39:03.197 --> 00:39:09.757
###
00:39:09.757 --> 00:39:11.397
We'll be saying
goodbye soon.
00:39:11.397 --> 00:39:14.477
Who knows when we'll
see each other again.
00:39:14.477 --> 00:39:18.677
We're three of a kind.
Wish we'd known before.
00:39:18.677 --> 00:39:22.077
Let's take this opportunity
to spar a little.
00:39:22.077 --> 00:39:26.037
No. We still have
a lot to pack.
00:39:26.037 --> 00:39:38.117
You're right.
00:39:38.117 --> 00:40:04.197
###
00:40:04.197 --> 00:40:07.597
Twelve Kicks of the Tam School!
Superb attack and defence!
00:40:07.597 --> 00:40:10.556
Iron Fist: powerful yet
delicate. Top-notch!
00:40:10.556 --> 00:40:14.157
Hexagon Staff, with its
thousand moves. Mystical!
00:40:14.157 --> 00:40:15.877
ALL:
Till we meet again!
00:40:15.877 --> 00:40:17.317
SHOUTS
00:40:17.317 --> 00:40:20.677
CLATTERING & CAT SCREECHING
00:40:20.677 --> 00:40:25.677
MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD PLAYER
00:40:25.677 --> 00:40:32.477
LANDLAD Y:
More lipstick!
00:40:32.477 --> 00:40:45.237
INDISTINCT CHATTERING
00:40:45.237 --> 00:41:23.557
Stay there,
or I'll break you in half.
00:41:23.557 --> 00:41:36.317
###
00:41:36.317 --> 00:41:40.917
###
00:41:40.917 --> 00:41:48.397
JINGLE
00:41:48.397 --> 00:42:08.597
###
00:42:08.597 --> 00:42:10.757
Sorry, we're closed.
00:42:10.757 --> 00:42:12.877
You can make
a suit in no time.
00:42:12.877 --> 00:42:14.477
We're moving.
00:42:14.477 --> 00:42:16.877
This is good material!
00:42:16.877 --> 00:42:19.597
You know your stuff.
00:42:19.597 --> 00:42:22.277
This has high artistic value.
00:42:22.277 --> 00:42:23.957
How high?
00:42:23.957 --> 00:43:17.237
At least a few stories...
00:43:17.237 --> 00:43:32.957
###
00:43:32.957 --> 00:43:35.277
Insulting the Axe Gang!
We'll show them.
00:43:35.277 --> 00:43:38.477
Let's kill them all and make
this place a brothel.
00:43:38.477 --> 00:44:27.876
Don't block my view!
00:44:27.876 --> 00:44:37.757
What's going on?
00:44:37.757 --> 00:44:39.837
GRUNTING
00:44:39.837 --> 00:44:41.077
Good!
Good!
00:44:41.077 --> 00:44:47.797
Don't block my view!
00:44:47.797 --> 00:44:50.997
Damn! I told those nitwits to leave,
but they're still here.
00:44:50.997 --> 00:45:15.277
Really?
Yeah.
00:45:15.277 --> 00:45:19.277
What the hell is this fighting?
Who'll pay for the damage?
00:45:19.277 --> 00:46:44.477
Sorry, sorry. It's nothing!
00:46:44.477 --> 00:46:57.717
COUGHS
00:46:57.717 --> 00:47:01.757
You know what time it is?
I have to sleep.
00:47:01.757 --> 00:47:04.437
Hey, fatso, eat shit and die!
00:47:04.437 --> 00:47:06.037
Die? In this racket?
00:47:06.037 --> 00:47:08.517
Sorry, sorry!
00:47:08.517 --> 00:47:10.197
LAUGHS
00:47:10.197 --> 00:47:12.877
Get out of my way!
00:47:12.877 --> 00:47:22.957
Hang in there, Tailor.
00:47:22.957 --> 00:47:25.397
LANDLAD Y:
Be quiet!
00:47:25.397 --> 00:47:30.197
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
00:47:30.197 --> 00:47:48.837
LANDLAD Y:
Give us a break!
00:47:48.837 --> 00:48:01.717
There's another master?
00:48:01.717 --> 00:48:49.596
###
00:48:49.596 --> 00:48:50.956
GRUNTING
00:48:50.956 --> 00:49:45.157
GROANING
00:49:45.157 --> 00:50:08.957
SCREAMING
00:50:08.957 --> 00:50:11.077
GRUNTING
00:50:11.077 --> 00:50:13.637
It's the Lion's Roar!
00:50:13.637 --> 00:50:16.557
I thought that was a myth.
00:50:16.557 --> 00:50:19.556
Who knew the Lion's Roar
really exists?
00:50:19.556 --> 00:50:25.837
That's the last
we'll see of them.
00:50:25.837 --> 00:50:28.636
It's bad, Brother Sum.
Quick, start the car!
00:50:28.636 --> 00:50:36.557
Start the car!
00:50:36.557 --> 00:50:37.957
Boss!
00:50:37.957 --> 00:50:40.276
Keep it down!
Have you no manners?
00:50:40.276 --> 00:50:42.757
Get lost. People
are trying to sleep.
00:50:42.757 --> 00:50:48.717
They have
to work tomorrow.
00:50:48.717 --> 00:51:15.317
Scumbags!
00:51:15.317 --> 00:52:07.997
###
00:52:07.997 --> 00:52:12.597
WOMEN SOBBING
00:52:12.597 --> 00:52:17.796
DONUT:
I can't hang on much longer.
00:52:17.796 --> 00:52:22.197
But having seen
real masters
00:52:22.197 --> 00:52:24.357
I can now die in peace.
00:52:24.357 --> 00:52:26.357
Don't say that.
00:52:26.357 --> 00:52:29.357
We're ordinary folks.
00:52:29.357 --> 00:52:31.197
Ordinary's a blessing.
00:52:31.197 --> 00:52:34.677
Don't call us masters.
00:52:34.677 --> 00:52:36.677
But you're such
great fighters!
00:52:36.677 --> 00:52:41.238
If only you'd helped earlier,
they wouldn't have to die this way.
00:52:41.238 --> 00:52:45.997
Like Donut said,
everyone has his reasons.
00:52:45.997 --> 00:52:48.116
Years ago...
00:52:48.116 --> 00:52:53.237
we saw our only son
killed in a fight.
00:52:53.237 --> 00:52:56.157
Revenge can be devastating.
00:52:56.157 --> 00:52:58.396
Do you understand?
00:52:58.396 --> 00:53:01.517
Why don't you train us
to be top fighters
00:53:01.517 --> 00:53:04.557
and we'll avenge them!
00:53:04.557 --> 00:53:08.717
Becoming a top
fighter takes time.
00:53:08.717 --> 00:53:11.357
Unless you're
a natural-born
00:53:11.357 --> 00:53:15.157
And they're one in a million.
00:53:15.157 --> 00:53:22.237
GRUNTS
00:53:22.237 --> 00:53:27.757
It's obvious I'm the one!
00:53:27.757 --> 00:53:30.797
Don't think so.
00:53:30.797 --> 00:53:36.116
Everyone! We swore
we'd never fight again.
00:53:36.116 --> 00:53:38.596
But we broke that promise today.
00:53:38.596 --> 00:53:46.277
For your own safety,
please all leave!
00:53:46.277 --> 00:53:50.157
In great power
lies great responsibility.
00:53:50.157 --> 00:53:52.357
There's no escaping from it.
00:53:52.357 --> 00:53:54.957
Donut, you're hurt bad.
00:53:54.957 --> 00:53:56.677
Rest now.
00:53:56.677 --> 00:54:01.197
BABBLING
00:54:01.197 --> 00:54:04.957
We can't understand
what you're saying.
00:54:04.957 --> 00:54:11.677
Donut!
00:54:11.677 --> 00:54:18.717
###
00:54:18.717 --> 00:54:21.997
I know you, four-eyes!
00:54:21.997 --> 00:54:26.557
You seem prejudiced against
the sight-challenged.
00:54:26.557 --> 00:54:29.916
That's right. Especially
gold-framed four-eyes.
00:54:29.916 --> 00:54:31.317
GRUNTING
00:54:31.317 --> 00:54:33.797
HISSING
00:54:33.797 --> 00:54:37.156
Gold frames
are perfect for clerks.
00:54:37.156 --> 00:54:42.397
I think I look good.
So why keep
00:54:42.397 --> 00:54:43.876
Help me!
00:54:43.876 --> 00:54:45.597
GROWLING
00:54:45.597 --> 00:54:48.877
"Help me! Help me!"
Want to play, punks?
00:54:48.877 --> 00:54:55.157
The Dragon Style?
The Tiger Style?
00:54:55.157 --> 00:55:01.037
Come down here,
and I'll smash your
00:55:01.037 --> 00:55:04.437
You know I'd do it, right?
00:55:04.437 --> 00:55:06.317
Swear to it!
00:55:06.317 --> 00:55:10.317
Swear!
00:55:10.317 --> 00:55:14.317
Have you no respect?
Where were you
00:55:14.317 --> 00:55:16.116
BARKS
00:55:16.116 --> 00:55:17.916
You sound like a wimp!
00:55:17.916 --> 00:55:21.117
We always get beat!
We haven't gotten anywhere.
00:55:21.117 --> 00:55:24.877
No killing, no arson,
no robberies, no rapes...
00:55:24.877 --> 00:55:27.477
all because of you!
00:55:27.477 --> 00:55:32.037
You're a numb-nut!
00:55:32.037 --> 00:55:41.597
Follow me!
00:55:41.597 --> 00:55:47.877
It's a stickup!
Where's the money?
00:55:47.877 --> 00:55:51.517
Where's the money?
00:55:51.517 --> 00:55:58.317
What're you looking at?
I'm serious!
00:55:58.317 --> 00:56:08.357
I kill people for less!
Give me the money.
00:56:08.357 --> 00:56:19.797
###
00:56:19.797 --> 00:56:55.877
The money's in here.
00:56:55.877 --> 00:57:10.116
SING AS A CHILD:
Let go of the girl!
00:57:10.116 --> 00:57:56.277
He's a fool,
and she's mute.
00:57:56.277 --> 00:58:00.277
Go away!
You're dragging me down!
00:58:00.277 --> 00:58:09.877
Go home and raise pigs.
00:58:09.877 --> 00:58:40.837
Go, before I kill you.
00:58:40.837 --> 00:58:58.157
BAND PLAYING MUSIC
00:58:58.157 --> 00:59:10.116
MAN:
You! Whatsyourname!
00:59:10.116 --> 00:59:13.557
Take this and get
some new clothes.
00:59:13.557 --> 00:59:23.877
For real?
Someone's waiting for you.
00:59:23.877 --> 00:59:25.157
Brother Sum!
00:59:25.157 --> 00:59:29.757
One look at you, and I knew
you'd do anything.
00:59:29.757 --> 00:59:30.997
Right!
00:59:30.997 --> 00:59:33.357
You just needed your chance.
00:59:33.357 --> 00:59:34.517
Damn right!
00:59:34.517 --> 00:59:36.277
We have an assignment for you.
00:59:36.277 --> 00:59:37.997
Anything, Brother Sum!
00:59:37.997 --> 00:59:55.877
###
00:59:55.877 --> 00:59:58.917
SING:
"Research on abnormal people."
00:59:58.917 --> 01:00:00.837
A mental asylum.
01:00:00.837 --> 01:00:06.157
ALARM BUZZING
01:00:06.157 --> 01:00:07.477
Soldiers!
01:00:07.477 --> 01:00:09.317
Boy Scouts!
01:00:09.317 --> 01:00:10.477
SING:
Tanks!
01:00:10.477 --> 01:00:12.477
ADVISOR:
No worries.
01:00:12.477 --> 01:00:16.117
When the Boy Scouts
change shifts, you have
01:00:16.117 --> 01:00:20.076
Follow the arrows
on the map.
01:00:20.076 --> 01:00:30.197
and get the man inside
there out. Here's your tools.
01:00:30.197 --> 01:00:31.797
What about you guys?
01:00:31.797 --> 01:00:36.917
We're your lookouts.
01:00:36.917 --> 01:00:40.637
WIND WHISTLING
01:00:40.637 --> 01:00:44.677
THUNDER RUMBLING
01:00:44.677 --> 01:00:51.517
Five minutes. Hurry!
01:00:51.517 --> 01:01:11.997
###
01:01:11.997 --> 01:01:25.477
GASPS
01:01:25.477 --> 01:02:24.237
GRUNTS
01:02:24.237 --> 01:02:38.157
LOCK CLICKS
01:02:38.157 --> 01:02:52.237
###
01:02:52.237 --> 01:02:55.397
BROTHER SUM YAWNS
01:02:55.397 --> 01:03:01.037
The world's top killer
indeed looks the part!
01:03:01.037 --> 01:03:03.437
It's only a title.
01:03:03.437 --> 01:03:07.277
Cut the bullshit.
We want two people killed.
01:03:07.277 --> 01:03:10.997
Name my what?
01:03:10.997 --> 01:03:16.397
I've killed so many
trying to find
01:03:16.397 --> 01:03:19.876
So far, I've never found one.
01:03:19.876 --> 01:03:21.797
That's why I stayed inside.
01:03:21.797 --> 01:03:26.157
Had I met my match,
I'd have been out long ago.
01:03:26.157 --> 01:03:28.717
If you find me
a worthy opponent...
01:03:28.717 --> 01:03:31.117
I'll do it for free.
No charge!
01:03:31.117 --> 01:03:32.957
LAUGHING
01:03:32.957 --> 01:03:34.237
Do you have someone?
01:03:34.237 --> 01:03:39.437
Yes. Brilliant fighters
who are up to the challenge.
01:03:39.437 --> 01:03:41.837
But first, will you
show us some moves?
01:03:41.837 --> 01:03:45.116
Not that we don't trust you.
We want to see you in action.
01:03:45.116 --> 01:03:49.677
You numskulls aren't worthy!
01:03:49.677 --> 01:03:53.517
SNAPS FINGERS
01:03:53.517 --> 01:03:55.997
He doesn't look the part.
01:03:55.997 --> 01:04:01.157
The slippers are a little crappy.
But he'll clean up well.
01:04:01.157 --> 01:04:03.117
You sure you
got the right guy?
01:04:03.117 --> 01:04:07.597
Absolutely. I swear I did
exactly what you told me.
01:04:07.597 --> 01:04:11.557
Please show us some
moves, Mr. Beast.
01:04:11.557 --> 01:04:13.916
You dumb or what?
01:04:13.916 --> 01:04:16.237
You know what
this is, old man?
01:04:16.237 --> 01:04:18.757
Ever seen a fist this big?
01:04:18.757 --> 01:04:21.917
Don't force me to fight.
I scare myself when I fight!
01:04:21.917 --> 01:04:27.437
Really? Try me, then.
01:04:27.437 --> 01:04:30.477
Is he okay?
01:04:30.477 --> 01:04:35.077
LAUGHING
01:04:35.077 --> 01:04:38.717
So you say you can fight?
01:04:38.717 --> 01:04:39.997
Harder!
01:04:39.997 --> 01:04:41.237
GLASSES SHATTER
01:04:41.237 --> 01:04:44.717
Harder!
01:04:44.717 --> 01:04:48.717
Harder!
01:04:48.717 --> 01:04:56.837
You hit like that
and call yourself a gangster?
01:04:56.837 --> 01:04:58.277
A foreign gun!
01:04:58.277 --> 01:05:09.917
GUNS COCKING
01:05:09.917 --> 01:05:17.197
GUNSHOT
01:05:17.197 --> 01:05:22.677
###
01:05:22.677 --> 01:05:31.757
In the world of kung fu,
speed defines the winner.
01:05:31.757 --> 01:05:34.797
The Beast is the best of them all.
01:05:34.797 --> 01:06:03.397
The Axe Gang extends its respect!
01:06:03.397 --> 01:06:18.357
SCREAMING
01:06:18.357 --> 01:06:22.157
The real masters,
together in one room!
01:06:22.157 --> 01:06:26.357
Only the world's top killer
01:06:26.357 --> 01:06:29.197
has such an aura.
01:06:29.197 --> 01:06:30.997
BEAST:
Likewise.
01:06:30.997 --> 01:06:33.717
Could you two be the fated lovers...?
01:06:33.717 --> 01:06:34.877
Paris...
01:06:34.877 --> 01:06:36.677
And Helen of Troy!
01:06:36.677 --> 01:06:38.517
A pleasure, indeed.
01:06:38.517 --> 01:06:42.357
We're here to deal
with the Axe Gang...
01:06:42.357 --> 01:06:44.077
and only the Axe Gang.
01:06:44.077 --> 01:06:45.916
BROTHER SUM LAUGHING
01:06:45.916 --> 01:06:48.957
You should've killed me before.
01:06:48.957 --> 01:06:53.357
Now you're committing suicide.
01:06:53.357 --> 01:06:56.718
You're living on borrowed time.
01:06:56.718 --> 01:07:00.317
You can't escape your fate!
01:07:00.317 --> 01:07:02.557
What's this? A funeral bell?
01:07:02.557 --> 01:07:03.757
SNICKERS
01:07:03.757 --> 01:07:07.277
With the Beast here,
let's see whose funeral it is!
01:07:07.277 --> 01:07:09.117
LANDLAD Y:
So you're on their side?
01:07:09.117 --> 01:07:11.357
Don't get me wrong.
01:07:11.357 --> 01:07:14.958
I only want to kill you...
01:07:14.958 --> 01:07:17.957
or be killed by you.
01:07:17.957 --> 01:07:20.157
LAUGHS
01:07:20.157 --> 01:07:22.197
What do you think?
01:07:22.197 --> 01:07:27.917
The good cannot coexist
with the bad. You can't
01:07:27.917 --> 01:07:32.077
So be it. Let's do it.
01:07:32.077 --> 01:07:34.557
Okay.
01:07:34.557 --> 01:07:36.037
Let's do it!
01:07:36.037 --> 01:07:54.957
###
01:07:54.957 --> 01:08:04.477
Piece of cake. I can handle this.
01:08:04.477 --> 01:08:06.317
BEAST CHUCKLING
01:08:06.317 --> 01:08:24.396
Good try, but a little off target.
01:08:24.396 --> 01:08:36.197
LAUGHING
01:08:36.197 --> 01:09:06.277
###
01:09:06.277 --> 01:09:25.597
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
01:09:25.597 --> 01:10:28.717
The Lion's Roar?
01:10:28.717 --> 01:10:36.917
GRUNTING & COUGHING
01:10:36.917 --> 01:11:17.038
CHIMING
01:11:17.038 --> 01:11:23.517
HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING
01:11:23.517 --> 01:11:29.317
GLASS SHATTERING
01:11:29.317 --> 01:12:01.517
SCREAMS
01:12:01.517 --> 01:12:03.836
BEAST:
Wait!
01:12:03.836 --> 01:12:08.636
I didn't know the Lion's Roar
could be done with a speaker!
01:12:08.636 --> 01:12:18.997
What a blow!
01:12:18.997 --> 01:12:38.957
GRUNTING
01:12:38.957 --> 01:12:42.197
Looks like they're not up to it!
Let's get them while they're down.
01:12:42.197 --> 01:12:43.437
You do it!
01:12:43.437 --> 01:12:45.157
I'm gonna puke!
I need to see a doctor!
01:12:45.157 --> 01:12:50.517
Go to hell!
01:12:50.517 --> 01:12:53.197
You! Come over here.
01:12:53.197 --> 01:12:59.597
Hit him!
Yes!
01:12:59.597 --> 01:13:01.637
The head!
Of course!
01:13:01.637 --> 01:13:03.437
Hit him on the head!
Okay.
01:13:03.437 --> 01:13:05.357
Here's your chance.
Got it!
01:13:05.357 --> 01:13:06.597
Hit him!
Hit him!
01:13:06.597 --> 01:13:08.197
Hit the shit out of him!
Right!
01:13:08.197 --> 01:13:09.557
Hit him!
Hit him!
01:13:09.557 --> 01:13:13.197
Beat the shit out of him!
01:13:13.197 --> 01:13:14.877
What're you doing?
01:13:14.877 --> 01:13:17.837
You want me to hit him
or beat the shit out of him?
01:13:17.837 --> 01:13:20.957
You're making me
very confused!
01:13:20.957 --> 01:13:29.917
SCREAMING
01:13:29.917 --> 01:13:46.876
###
01:13:46.876 --> 01:14:20.997
Wow, that's a big fist!
01:14:20.997 --> 01:14:50.076
Why did you hit me?
01:14:50.076 --> 01:14:53.597
Where are they?
01:14:53.597 --> 01:14:59.518
How could you
let them escape?
01:14:59.518 --> 01:15:01.517
GASPING
01:15:01.517 --> 01:15:07.437
No one gets away from me!
01:15:07.437 --> 01:15:18.477
###
01:15:18.477 --> 01:15:20.717
Why did he save us?
01:15:20.717 --> 01:15:24.037
Young people make mistakes.
01:15:24.037 --> 01:15:28.197
But at least he
finally made good.
01:15:28.197 --> 01:15:34.357
Look at him!
Beaten to a pulp.
01:15:34.357 --> 01:15:56.038
Do you have
any last requests?
01:15:56.038 --> 01:15:59.157
Hey, wait!
01:15:59.157 --> 01:16:06.117
Why don't you write
in Chinese?
01:16:06.117 --> 01:16:56.917
###
01:16:56.917 --> 01:17:03.437
There's no one here!
01:17:03.437 --> 01:17:19.117
CHINESE MEDICINE
01:17:19.117 --> 01:17:22.637
It's a miracle
he lasted this long.
01:17:22.637 --> 01:17:25.037
The herbs should help him.
01:17:25.037 --> 01:17:29.397
Herbal medicine can
only partly help. The key
01:17:29.397 --> 01:17:33.716
All his bones
and tendons are broken.
01:17:33.716 --> 01:17:37.037
It's amazing he's
recovering so fast.
01:17:37.037 --> 01:17:39.277
It can't be possible...
01:17:39.277 --> 01:17:41.917
Unless he's...
01:17:41.917 --> 01:17:45.796
###
01:17:45.796 --> 01:18:16.557
BANDAGES SNAPPING
01:18:16.557 --> 01:18:23.597
What's that smell?
01:18:23.597 --> 01:18:30.677
ALL SCREAMING
01:18:30.677 --> 01:18:50.637
###
01:18:50.637 --> 01:18:53.997
SING:
You mustn't smoke
01:18:53.997 --> 01:19:09.596
Let me handle this.
01:19:09.596 --> 01:19:22.157
This makes no sense.
01:19:22.157 --> 01:19:26.237
Who knew the Beast
could clear the chi flow
01:19:26.237 --> 01:19:28.877
and thus unleash
the boy's true potential?
01:19:28.877 --> 01:19:32.877
We should've guessed.
01:19:32.877 --> 01:19:36.437
He is the one!
01:19:36.437 --> 01:19:46.157
###
01:19:46.157 --> 01:19:48.157
Is this for real?
01:19:48.157 --> 01:19:50.797
You're still alive,
you turncoat?
01:19:50.797 --> 01:20:45.677
Kill him, men!
01:20:45.677 --> 01:20:47.437
What kind of move is that?
01:20:47.437 --> 01:20:57.396
Kids' stuff!
01:20:57.396 --> 01:21:16.557
###
01:21:16.557 --> 01:21:20.197
If our son were alive,
he'd be his age now.
01:21:20.197 --> 01:21:25.477
If he studies hard,
he could grow up to be
01:21:25.477 --> 01:21:37.197
A stuntman, more likely!
01:21:37.197 --> 01:22:22.876
DINGING
01:22:22.876 --> 01:22:28.756
THUNDER RUMBLING
01:22:28.756 --> 01:23:11.556
Not bad. Let's go.
01:23:11.556 --> 01:23:42.397
I can even stop bullets...
01:23:42.397 --> 01:23:48.637
CROAKS
01:23:48.637 --> 01:23:58.277
GRUNTS
01:23:58.277 --> 01:24:13.357
LAUGHING
01:24:13.357 --> 01:24:21.037
CROAKING
01:24:21.037 --> 01:24:24.357
What? The Toad Style
of the Kwan Lun School?
01:24:24.357 --> 01:25:24.316
Oh, no!
01:25:24.316 --> 01:25:45.277
SCREAMING
01:25:45.277 --> 01:26:16.437
BIRD SCREECHES
01:26:16.437 --> 01:26:20.397
Remember the Palm move
that falls from heaven?
01:26:20.397 --> 01:26:24.276
That's the long lost
Buddhist Palm.
01:26:24.276 --> 01:26:56.957
###
01:26:56.957 --> 01:27:05.917
SCREAMS
01:27:05.917 --> 01:28:06.077
I surrender!
01:28:06.077 --> 01:28:09.196
What kind of move was that?
01:28:09.196 --> 01:28:20.117
If you want to learn,
I'll teach you.
01:28:20.117 --> 01:28:22.557
CRYING
01:28:22.557 --> 01:28:24.677
Master!
01:28:24.677 --> 01:29:34.677
###
01:29:34.677 --> 01:29:38.517
Hey! Tell him not
to put snot on the glass.
01:29:38.517 --> 01:29:41.197
You two, put your pants on!
01:29:41.197 --> 01:29:51.637
No licking
if you're not buying!
01:29:51.637 --> 01:30:47.437
###
01:30:47.437 --> 01:30:52.037
Kid, you have the bone
structure of a kung-fu genius.
01:30:52.037 --> 01:30:55.836
World peace is in your
hands. Here's the scroll
01:30:55.836 --> 01:30:58.277
Because it's fate,
I'll let you have it for $10.
01:30:58.277 --> 01:30:59.917
Wait!
01:30:59.917 --> 01:31:05.876
You want more...?
01:31:05.876 --> 99:59:59.999
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