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-When it comes to fights[br]between neighbors,

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the pettiest argument can turn[br]into a serious confrontation.

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-I don't give a [bleep][br]I'll kick your ass.

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-He said --[br]-I will kick your ass,

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and don't push me![br]-Hit me.

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-I'm not gonna hit you,[br]'cause I know

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where I'm going if I hit you.

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-These neighbors are heated[br]with one another

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after the taller[br]one allegedly stole,

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of all things,[br]his neighbor's Pop-Tarts.

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-Push me again,[br]I will hit you, man.

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-Their group of buddies[br]from around the neighborhood

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are recording the entire clash.

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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-Oh. Ooh, watch out!

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-Suddenly, the verbal threats[br]take a physical turn.

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♪♪

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-What'd I tell you?[br]I knew it was gonna happen!

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-Despite their difference[br]in size,

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the smaller neighbor[br]isn't backing down.

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In fact,[br]he may even have the upper hand.

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-He beatin' your ass!

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Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep][br]out of you!

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He's beating your [bleep] ass!

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-The two go to the ground,[br]where the taller one's size

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is much less of an advantage.

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They get back to their feet.

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-Put that [bleep] down.[br]Quit being a bitch.

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-The taller one swings his keys[br]wildly at his neighbor,

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but the original Pop-Tart owner[br]shows no signs of backing down,

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bringing the fight back[br]to the ground...

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...and punching his foe[br]in the temple.

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♪♪

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-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!

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-The two separate[br]to catch their breath

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while the neighborhood watches[br]on and roasts their buddy

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for fighting dirty[br]by using his keys.

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-No, you broke them bitches off.

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[Bleep][br]That was [bleep]-ass move.

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I can't give you props[br]for that one.

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Hit nobody with your keys.

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-And with the fight over,

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the neighbors are able[br]to talk a bit

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about what led to the scuffle.

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-What happened?

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-Hey, hey, hey.

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-The neighbors go[br]their separate ways

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and don't confront[br]each other again.

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This man proves that[br]if you mess with his food,

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it's not about the size[br]of the neighbor in the fight.

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It's about the size[br]of the fight in the neighbor.

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-Ooh! Damn!