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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! On TikTok I'm getting recommended\Na lot of dog grooming videos,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.88,0:00:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which I would recommend.\N[whoof]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.37,0:00:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, I've been seeing a lot of people\Nwho have done the Difficult Person Test.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.34,0:00:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always see that and I'm like,\Nwhy would I take that test?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.07,0:00:13.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an easy breezy guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.22,0:00:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then I thought, am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.52,0:00:19.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently, it judges you on callousness,\Ngrandiosity, aggressiveness, suspicion,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.36,0:00:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manipulativeness,\Ndominance and risk taking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.74,0:00:26.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I setting myself up\Nto look like a massive ass?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.37,0:00:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I filming this video?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.68,0:00:31.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think out of those,\Nmaybe I'm a bit grandiose, a bit dominant.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.20,0:00:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean not that way.\NI'm not getting the whips and chains out.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.92,0:00:34.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or am I?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.83,0:00:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I mean if I'm hosting a party\Nand there's games or a movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be the one that's like, \NI want to play this game,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.99,0:00:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this movie would be best,\Nwe should play this music.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.74,0:00:46.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So in that way, I'm a bit annoying. \NMaybe that could show up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.69,0:00:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe you learn something\Nabout yourself from this video.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.23,0:00:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you relate to it, is that a bad thing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.39,0:00:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.48,0:00:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As a little appetizer, aperitif,\NI asked you guys on Instagram
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.43,0:00:59.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a little slidey poll,\Nhow difficult you thought I'd be
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.52,0:01:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you were my friend. \NNot that you're not my virtual friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.42,0:01:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! You were nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.31,0:01:08.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, you put me between\N'not at all' and 'kinda'. I'll take that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.100,0:01:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyone who did that\Nand got 'not at all',
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.75,0:01:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm scared they're either\Na robot or secretly a serial killer,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.47,0:01:15.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm happy I'm a little bit on the list.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.81,0:01:17.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before we find out if I'm difficult,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.55,0:01:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to give you a little lifehack\Nto make your life less difficult
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.21,0:01:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks to the sponsor\Nof this part of the video, Nord VPN.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.53,0:01:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a legend.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.90,0:01:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If by now you don't know what a VPN is,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.31,0:01:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's obviously a Venus poodle... nest?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.34,0:01:35.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like that one.\NI kind of wish it was.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.15,0:01:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it's a virtual private network,\Nwhich can protect your internet browsing,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.65,0:01:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that no one spies on you,\Nbut also lets you virtually teleport
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.48,0:01:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to lots of different countries\Nto unlock more of the internet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.06,0:01:49.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Little Nordbuddy is\Nin the top of your browser
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.13,0:01:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you click which country you want.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.87,0:01:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're on Netflix,\Nfor example in America,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.99,0:01:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come over to the UK\Nand you can watch Parks and Rec,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.79,0:01:57.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which has just been added.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.31,0:01:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is the best bingewatch,\Nif you've not seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.64,0:02:01.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find out all about Li'l Sebastian.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.30,0:02:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, if you're into anime,\NAttack on Titan, the final season
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.10,0:02:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is now on Japanese Netflix\Nwith English subtitles.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.80,0:02:14.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So if you want to get on the Nord train,\Ngo to nordvpn.com/amazingphil
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.55,0:02:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for two years plus a bonus\None month for free
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.01,0:02:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and also a massive discount on all of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.33,0:02:23.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not going to last forever,\Nso click the link below
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.89,0:02:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and unlock some more of the internets.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.21,0:02:27.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, it's time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.56,0:02:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my phone kind of matches my shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.48,0:02:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's find out, am I difficult?\NYes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.98,0:02:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[credit music]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.81,0:02:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm quite nervous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.68,0:02:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Question 1: I've often been\Ndescribed as cold or uncaring.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.26,0:02:40.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to toot my own trumpet,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.95,0:02:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or my horn, or any of my other\Nwoodwind instruments,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.62,0:02:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I feel like I'm quite a caring person.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.84,0:02:48.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I remember people's birthdays,\NI think about them,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.17,0:02:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to make people happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.89,0:02:53.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one has ever looked me in the eyes\Nand said, you are a cold-hearted bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.59,0:02:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if I've been at a YouTube convention\Nlike VidCon and surrounded by people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.22,0:02:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a bit overwhelmed and anxious,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.84,0:03:02.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a YouTuber might've come up to me:\NHey Phil, how's it going? How's your day?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.50,0:03:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I might've been like,\NUhh, I got to go to a panel!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.93,0:03:07.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not been that friendly.\NI've done that a few times.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.34,0:03:09.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They might have been like:\NHe's a dick.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.13,0:03:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that's more anxiety\Nthan being uncaring and horrible.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.68,0:03:13.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to be liked.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.83,0:03:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm going to give that\Na double thumbs-down.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.06,0:03:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next: I think about hurting and/or\Nhumiliating people who annoy me.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.56,0:03:22.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, right. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.90,0:03:24.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is going to sound bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.30,0:03:26.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think about\Nactually hurting people,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.38,0:03:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I do fantasize about bad things\Nhappening. [giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.30,0:03:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone's really pissed me off,\Nif they've really annoyed me, I'm like,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.51,0:03:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope that ants crawl up your shorts\Nin the middle of the night. [gasp effect]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.54,0:03:42.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll think about that,\Nand I'll fantasise about
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.71,0:03:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them hopping around\Nbeing bitten by ants.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.63,0:03:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So yeah, I do that.\NEveryone does that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.03,0:03:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'd be lying if you don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.36,0:03:49.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give it a mostly yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.91,0:03:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'd be kinda disturbing\Nif I said, YES.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.72,0:03:53.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sometimes get into dangerous situations.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.60,0:03:56.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was about to say no,\Nbut I'm so clumsy and accident-prone,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.50,0:03:58.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's probably a yes. [giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.46,0:04:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and Dan were trying to get a mirror\Nback on the wall the other day.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.83,0:04:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He'd hooked his side on and was like:\NPhil, have you hooked your side on?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.48,0:04:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There were two hooks like this\Nand I was going like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.20,0:04:10.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was like:\NYeah, mine's in place as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.51,0:04:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I let go. The entire mirror swung\Nlike an axe pendulum towards Dan.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.61,0:04:17.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It missed his head by about that much,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.54,0:04:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and completely sliced a phone charger\Nin half with all of that force,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.01,0:04:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and doing so ripped\None of the plug sockets down the wall
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.02,0:04:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and quacked all the plaster.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.46,0:04:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a Final Destination moment\Ncaused by me being like:
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.87,0:04:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I got it. I'm fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.52,0:04:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not really thinking about\Nif I actually had it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.90,0:04:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never have it.\NI don't have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.18,0:04:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the hit plug socket,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.52,0:04:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the crack that goes\Nall the way down the wall.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.73,0:04:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry landlord. I'm going to try\Nto be more careful in the future, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.80,0:04:45.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[futuristic effect]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.23,0:04:46.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello from the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.31,0:04:48.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You might've seen on Twitter\Nthat after filming this,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.74,0:04:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked crotch-first into a bollard.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.54,0:04:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I can't really bend my knee\Nwhich also hit the floor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.13,0:04:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, I'm not \Ngoing too high.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.96,0:04:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here is where the bollard hit. Ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.42,0:04:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I'm not going outside again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.64,0:05:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I do. I'm giving myself\Na little green thumbs-up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.20,0:05:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People tell me I am out of control.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.84,0:05:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, my partying\N[party popper]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.68,0:05:07.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is quite mild to say the least.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.89,0:05:09.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm going to go [NO] on that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.73,0:05:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I often feel suspicious of people,\Neven if they've acted loyally towards me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.15,0:05:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think for everyone\Nthe suspicious snake can rear its head,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.99,0:05:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but generally, if someone's loyal to me,\NI'm not suspicious of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.24,0:05:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's weird.\NThey're loyal. They're nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.26,0:05:22.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would say double no.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.70,0:05:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sawing]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.58,0:05:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is someone revving up a chainsaw\Noutside the window?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.22,0:05:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time for death.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.10,0:05:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People want to do-\NPeople want to do me, is what I read.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.95,0:05:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. [laughs] I hope so.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.61,0:05:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People do what I want them to\Nbecause they're afraid of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.37,0:05:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm very meek.\NIf I'm in a business meeting,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.68,0:05:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll be like,\N[high] maybe we could think about
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.86,0:05:41.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perheps changing that\Nif it doesn't bother you too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.45,0:05:43.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not very good\Nat asserting myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.14,0:05:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do not think people are afraid of me,\Nso I'm going to say NO.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.67,0:05:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I often say and do things\Nwithout stopping to think.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.15,0:05:52.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fully yes.\NThat is one of my worst qualities.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.19,0:05:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm always spontaneously jumping\Ninto an idea or a situation
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.82,0:05:59.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without fully thinking it through.\NHence the mirror swinging earlier.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.84,0:06:02.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we were choosing between two sofas\Nfor the new house,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.42,0:06:05.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just sit on one and be like:\NThis is fine. This is the one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.53,0:06:06.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while Dan'd be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.62,0:06:10.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no, we need to test both individually\Nwith our asses, with our laptops,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.58,0:06:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our feet up, and fully know\Nthat the ass is happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.35,0:06:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Double fist.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.67,0:06:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other people's emotions\Nare their problem, not mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.27,0:06:22.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, quiz. I mean, everyone does\Nneed to manage their own emotions,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.41,0:06:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's the thing, but if someone's upset\Nnear me, I'm not like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.23,0:06:27.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ugh, gross, sort it out yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.44,0:06:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I definitely want to comfort them\Nor talk it through.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.87,0:06:31.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's a full no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.11,0:06:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uff. I exploit others toward my own ends.\NThat's very villain-y.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.35,0:06:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[evil] I exploit you to my own ends.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.39,0:06:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Exploiting people is gross,\Nbut I am a bit of a blagger.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.09,0:06:43.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I go to a hotel, I might be really nice\Nto the person behind the desk and be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.100,0:06:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are there any upgrades going today?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.62,0:06:50.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It never really worked for me,\N[laughs] but it's worth the try.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.02,0:06:52.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to give that a medium no.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.15,0:06:54.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Generally speaking,\NI am a superior person.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.13,0:06:56.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At first, I was going to be like:\NNo, I'm not superior.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.60,0:06:59.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But also, does that mean\NI'm inferior to other people?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.62,0:07:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can we not all just be middle?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.05,0:07:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to say middle.\NI don't like it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.14,0:07:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a unique individual [laughs]\Nwho deserves special treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.66,0:07:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some YouTubers let their followers\Nand the fame go to their heads.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.64,0:07:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think I'm like that.\NI don't think I deserve special treatment,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.98,0:07:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I do think everyone\Ndeserves special treatment.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.65,0:07:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone is unique.\NEveryone deserves a little cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.06,0:07:23.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm going to go a little bit of yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.57,0:07:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am unique and I deserve cake\Nevery now and then. [giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.00,0:07:29.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People sometimes bother me\Nby just being around me.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.87,0:07:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Full yes. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.33,0:07:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No offence to people, but I don't like\Nbeing around them that much.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.38,0:07:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In small doses, that's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.92,0:07:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A music festival, I can do\Nfor about an hour and then just be like,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.86,0:07:40.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aah, get me away from all these people!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.63,0:07:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm being honest. They do bother me.\NSorry world.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.37,0:07:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Others have told me I am a hothead.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.48,0:07:49.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When is the Incredi-Phil-Hulk coming out?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.85,0:07:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm quite a coolhead. [laughs]\NA cucumber head.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.94,0:07:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only thing that\Nirritates me is printers.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.08,0:07:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I went to\None of those wreck rooms.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.02,0:07:58.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to F up a printer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.53,0:08:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alliance effect]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.06,0:08:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, apart from printers,\NI'm going to give that a no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.52,0:08:06.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other people have not told me that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.24,0:08:08.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I enjoy coming out on top\Nafter humiliating others.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.93,0:08:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, that's too mean.\NI don't like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.64,0:08:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah. Neh neh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:13.20,0:08:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People who don't do as I say\Nneed to be criticised.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.72,0:08:19.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone kicked a geese-\N[giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.85,0:08:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a goose, and I was like,\Ndon't kick the geese,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.51,0:08:25.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then they didn't do what I said\Nand didn't say sorry to the goose,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.55,0:08:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they deserve to be criticised.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:27.14,0:08:28.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I'm not a dictator that's like,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.83,0:08:31.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[low voice] You must do what I say.\NEverything I say is important.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.96,0:08:33.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Neh. Medium no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.43,0:08:34.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hold grudges.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.65,0:08:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep. I am the grudge.\N[goose noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.44,0:08:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that the noise\Nin the horror film?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.10,0:08:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was like [goose noise].
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.02,0:08:41.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.31,0:08:43.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I do. That's a bad trait of me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.64,0:08:46.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If someone's crossed me\Nor annoyed me or upset me,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.10,0:08:48.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's not been an apology\Nor we've not talked it out
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.90,0:08:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will have arguments with them\Nover and over in my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.54,0:08:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will just think, urgh,\Nif anyone mentions their name.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.06,0:08:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do hold a grudge.\NI need to learn to let things go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.68,0:08:57.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let it go.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:57.43,0:08:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's some YouTubers\NI muted five years ago,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.49,0:09:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause they were rude to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.82,0:09:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're probably nice people.\NThey might've been having a bad day.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.77,0:09:06.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But yeah, I'm bad.\NI hold a grudge.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.14,0:09:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[goose]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.88,0:09:07.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.90,0:09:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I keep track of sensitive information
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.91,0:09:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that can be used\Nto hurt people at a later time.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.28,0:09:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] No! I don't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.45,0:09:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a very good secret keeper actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.32,0:09:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you've got a secret,\Ntell me your secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.32,0:09:19.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't tell anyone.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.30,0:09:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like a steel box [cloink].\NI know everything about all your faves.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.44,0:09:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.31,0:09:26.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I often hesitate to confide in others.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.47,0:09:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, I feel called out.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.69,0:09:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not good at talking\Nabout my feelings to someone
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.01,0:09:32.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unless I'm super close to them,\Nso I'm rarely like,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.39,0:09:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really upset about this\Nand I need to talk about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.02,0:09:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just store all of that inside my head.\NI'm quite guarded.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:39.22,0:09:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a bit of a British\Nstiff upper lip, that I should lose.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:42.58,0:09:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should have a loose lip,\Na wet, floppy lower lip.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.28,0:09:48.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, I would hesitate.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.96,0:09:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I only obey those laws and rules\Nthat seem sensible to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.74,0:09:54.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I'm such a nerd\Nwhen it comes to laws and rules.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.22,0:09:57.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, the hotel might find out\Nif we move the sun lounger.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.67,0:09:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, all the hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.15,0:10:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Final questioné.\NI don't really care if I offend others.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.61,0:10:05.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh. No, I do care.\NI really care, probably too much.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.84,0:10:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I've upset a friend\Nand said something bad
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.81,0:10:09.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it goes over and over in my head.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.42,0:10:12.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They hate me. What have I done?\NI've ruined our friendship.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.28,0:10:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's probably not that bad and\Nthey don't think about it anymore,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.27,0:10:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I'm still thinking about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.77,0:10:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So sorry I said\Nyour hair looked a bit weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.90,0:10:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't mean it.\NI meant messy, okay? [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.82,0:10:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not a specific example.\NBut it could be.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.01,0:10:26.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The double negative is confusing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.73,0:10:29.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't really care\Nif I offend others.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.67,0:10:32.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No to that negative point.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.22,0:10:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[game show music]
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.64,0:10:39.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go mates.\NMy result is,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.16,0:10:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are a somewhat difficult person\Nto get along with. 47 percent, what!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.09,0:10:47.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My biggest one is risk-taking.\NI think that's because I was talking about
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.59,0:10:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how I almost killed Dan with the mirror\Nand how I do take risks.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.42,0:10:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like even though I'm clumsy,\Nwhen it's an important decision,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.71,0:10:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do think it over quite a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.32,0:10:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it's something flippant like a sofa
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.33,0:11:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or Dan's head against a mirror,\Nit's fine. I'll just do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.09,0:11:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if it's something life-changingly\Nimportant, I will think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.35,0:11:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People high in this trait seek sensation\Nto overcome boredom, and get pleasure
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.01,0:11:11.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]\N— sensations and pleasure —
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.45,0:11:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from shocking others\Nwith their adventures and stunts.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.36,0:11:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not sure\Nif this is describing me that well.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.57,0:11:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't jump out of a plane,\Nbut I am quite impulsive.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.25,0:11:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Risk-takers can make\Nothers around them feel ill at ease,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.77,0:11:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,since their actions may have consequences\Nfor others as well as themselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.01,0:11:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did almost smash a mirror\Ninto someone's head,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.21,0:11:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that made Dan feel ill at ease.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.93,0:11:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My callousness is the smallest.\NI'm like a little rabbit.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.63,0:11:33.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dominance is also low.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.16,0:11:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess I'm submissive. [giggles]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.37,0:11:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And aggression is also low.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.94,0:11:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm basically a kind, submissive rabbit\Nthat likes taking risks. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.43,0:11:44.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Grandiosity is my next highest one.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.59,0:11:47.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People high in grandiosity tout\Ntheir abilities and their accomplishments,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:47.99,0:11:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while downplaying\Nthe contributions of others.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.34,0:11:53.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think that's true,\Nbut I see how it was slightly raised,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.22,0:11:54.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because a lot of my answers were like,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.88,0:11:57.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but everyone\Nshould think they're great. It's fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.63,0:12:00.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we should all be\Na bit grandiose. It's okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.12,0:12:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They tend to put themselves on a pedestal
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.96,0:12:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have a sense of entitlement\Nabout them.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.26,0:12:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow. Bow down to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.98,0:12:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you look at the chart,\NI'm only halfway.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.91,0:12:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just bow down to me\Na little bit. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.96,0:12:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Callous people have no empathy,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.58,0:12:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that's shown that I have\Na lot of empathy for people,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.13,0:12:16.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause that's one of the traits\NI value in myself.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.55,0:12:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should maybe be\Na little bit more dominant.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.06,0:12:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[imitates whip, laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.96,0:12:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I'm in a meeting or with some friends
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.86,0:12:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they all want to do something\Nthat I don't want to,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:25.14,0:12:27.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I should assert myself.\NI should assert dominance and say,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.76,0:12:29.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.39,0:12:32.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was interesting. I didn't\Nexpect risk-taking to be so high,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.24,0:12:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it made me think I should maybe\Nbe a bit more open with my emotions
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.49,0:12:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and not care about\Nwhat people think about me as much.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.12,0:12:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shouldn't get in my head as much as I do\Nand just live life and see what happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.74,0:12:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, saying that out loud was hard,\Nso I got a long way to go, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.84,0:12:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So rather than saying\NI'm a 47 percent difficult person,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.44,0:12:55.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a 63 percent easy-going guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.59,0:12:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds a lot better.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.82,0:12:59.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brain has been\Npoked and prodded enough today,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.20,0:13:02.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so if you've enjoyed this,\Ngive me a thumbs-up.
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Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.74,0:13:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope the rest\Nof your day is merry and bright,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.52,0:13:23.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I will see you guys very soon.\NGoodbye.