Alright, here's another pack of
low grade morons who ought to be
locked into portable toilets and set on fire.
These people with bumper stickers that say,
"We are the proud parents of an
honor student at the Franklin school."
Ya know, for the Midvale academy or
whatever innocent sounding name has
been assigned to the indoctrination center
where their child has been sent to be stripped
of his individuality and turned into an obedient
dead soul conformist member of the American
consumer culture.
Proud parents, what kind of empty people
need to validate themselves through the
achievements of their children?
How would you like to live with a couple
of these misfits.
"How's that science project coming along Justin?"
"Fuck you dad.
You simple minded prick.
Mind your own buisiness and pass me the Cheerios."
Here's a bumber stick I'd like to see.
"We are the proud parents of a child
whos self esteem is sufficient that he
doesn't need us promoting his minor
scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
That would really feel good.
Or,"We are the proud parents of a child
who has resisted his teachers attempts to break his spirit
and bend him to the will of his corporate masters."
Just be a nice little change ya know?
Here's something realistic,"We have a
daughter in public schools that hasn't been
knocked up yet."
"We have a son in public schools that hasn't
shot any of his classmates yet. But he
does sell drugs to your honor students.
Plus he knocked up your daughter."
Then there are the people who aren't
too proud of their children.
"We are the embarrased parents of a
cross eyed little knit whit who at the age
of 10 not only continues to wet the bed
but also shits on the school bus."
Something like that on the back of a car
might give the child a little more incentive.
Ya know?
Get him to try a little harder next semester.
Captioned by Danyoul