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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[intro music]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.10,0:00:11.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Welcome back! We have just had a break!\NLuciano: We're back!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.58,0:00:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Annika: Or not? Have we? You wouldn't even\Nknow?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.56,0:00:14.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Did we have a break?\NAnnika: We're wearing the same clothes...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.86,0:00:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luciano: Who knows.\NAnnika: Who knows.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.90,0:00:19.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It could be 3 days later.\NA: Do you know what we're talking about - have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.38,0:00:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we just worn the same clothes since 3 days\Nago?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.58,0:00:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah.\NA: Do you know what we're talking about? Have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:26.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you watched the first one, or are you just\Nreally confused right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.50,0:00:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Go and watch part 1.\NA: Mmhm.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.58,0:00:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We're waiting for you. Go.\NL: We'll wait.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.00,0:00:34.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We're continuing the weirdest make thrift\Nbuy suggestions of all time, in this new segment
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.40,0:00:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called "Make Thrift Why?"\NL: Whaaat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.82,0:00:39.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Luciano is here, he hasn't seen any of\Nthese -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.34,0:00:41.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yep\NA: So he is seeing them for the first time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.12,0:00:42.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-\NL: Unfiltered reactions.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.36,0:00:45.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So let's get started on this first item.\N[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:49.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay -\NA: [laughs] why'd you just stare at me?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.96,0:00:52.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs]\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.90,0:00:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What.\NA: I - I think the joke on this is - is the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.98,0:00:59.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,best.\NL: Yeah! [laughs] I love that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.66,0:01:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes, finally a swimsuit that allows me\Nto sneak a ham poolside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.40,0:01:08.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs]\NA: But also, it looks like it's made out of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.80,0:01:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jeans! And like, who wants a denim swimsuit?\NNobody. But - I mean - there's so many things
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.06,0:01:15.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about this - when you go swimming, and that\Narm gets wet, it's so much fabric, it's going
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.62,0:01:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be really weighing down that side of your\Nbody. And when you get out of the water it's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.50,0:01:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just going to be so heavy and gross and wet\Nand clammy -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.90,0:01:28.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] Mum - I'm really excited about\Nour trip to Cancun but, I'm worried about
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.59,0:01:31.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what people will think about my one monstrous\Nlizard claw.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.37,0:01:35.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Awwww. [laughs]\NL: And then - and their mum makes them a special
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.79,0:01:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swimsuit. You know what - if you have a monstrous\Nlizard claw, just wear a normal swimsuit.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.38,0:01:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Other people - that's other people's problem.\NA: Yeah, that's other people's problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.12,0:01:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: If they don't like your lizard claw. Don't\Ncover it up with denim!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.70,0:01:46.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.24,0:01:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, um - so\NL: [laughs loudly]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.46,0:01:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: These are, these are by Rhianna -\NL: [laughs] What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.18,0:01:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: These are by a stoned, middle of the night\NRhianna -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.10,0:02:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: "What if I chopped my tracksuit pants in
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.22,0:02:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,half?!"\NA: I dunno, they're kinda cool. Because they're
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.24,0:02:08.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so wide-legged, it looks like, it makes your\Nlegs look like bones...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.13,0:02:13.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I love them because they, they get rid\Nof everything you want from tracksuit pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.56,0:02:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Do you love the look of tracksuit pants,\Nbut hate how warm and comfortable they are?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.36,0:02:20.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: Chop the middle out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.21,0:02:24.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Do you wanna show off a very specific section\Nof your, your lower upper leg?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.83,0:02:28.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: They also look like they would deteriorate\Nimmediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.80,0:02:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, the edges are raw, as well, they\Nhaven't hemmed them or anything -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.68,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, the edges are raw because Rhianna\Nmade this at 4 o'clock in the morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.00,0:02:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: Is why.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.54,0:02:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You think that she individually cut all\Nof them?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.80,0:02:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I think there is one pair.\N[Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.28,0:02:44.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And no one has bought them.\NA: It's um, it's 114 pounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.48,0:02:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Of course it is.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.56,0:02:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Arhhhhhhhh.\NL: I should clarify - if any of you people
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.36,0:02:52.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really like wearing these things, good for\Nyou and go for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.48,0:02:54.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, go for it, for sure!\NL: Don't worry about -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.48,0:02:57.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Don't worry about us making fun -\NL: - we dinkos think.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.76,0:03:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Us dinkos?\NL: We're just a couple of squinks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.68,0:03:03.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We're just a couple of d- squinks?\NL: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.92,0:03:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I hope that's not an offensive term somewhere.\NL: Oohh - I hope not. If that's offensive
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.56,0:03:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in your language, I'm sorry, I just made it\Nup.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.16,0:03:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: We're just a couple of dinkos.\NL: Yeah. Of doinkuses.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.88,0:03:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Doinkuses. [laughs]\NL: Alright. Next-o.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.12,0:03:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Awwwwww.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.04,0:03:25.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Teeny tiny little phone.\NA: I don't know what this is supposed to be!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.28,0:03:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: This is not clothes - what is this?\NA: I don't know, someone sent it to me - they
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.52,0:03:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,said, please do this for a make thrift buy\Nepisode.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.84,0:03:36.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not - is it supposed to be functional?\NL: It's amazing - like they're quite tiny.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.56,0:03:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I think it's for a dollhouse?\NL: Ahhh. Maybe it's like, for - it's Barbie's
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.72,0:03:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iphone.\NA: It must be like Barbie's iphone.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.36,0:03:47.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Wow - they're quite incredible, actually.\NA: Yeah. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.68,0:03:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It looks like you'd have a hundred of them\Nin a bowl of cereal, you know it's like iphone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.32,0:03:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cereal.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.32,0:03:54.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Chomp chomp.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.32,0:03:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah. Well - those are some real small\Nphones.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.32,0:03:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: Not practical, I would say. Oh hang on,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.32,0:04:00.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll just google it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.72,0:04:07.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] You need a magnifying glass. Put\Nit under a microscope.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.60,0:04:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, and a pin, to press the - [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.04,0:04:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh, come ON! I don't know why, but this\Nis the one that really annoys me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.24,0:04:18.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Well, I mean like the point of\Ncowboy boots is that they like protect your
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.36,0:04:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feet and they're nice and sturdy, right?\NL: It's for people in very very cowboy
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.80,0:04:28.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boot-heavy areas, you know, it's for that one hot\Nday each year in Montana or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.76,0:04:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\NA: It just looks like a really nice pair of
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.40,0:04:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,vintage cowboy boots that have just been - destroyed.\NL: Yeah that's - that's the thing, and just
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.96,0:04:40.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the wear - the way he is wearing jeans with\Nthem like they're normal cowboy boots. This
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.36,0:04:45.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dude was just like, argh, the tops of my feet\Nget so sweaty in my cowboy boots!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.80,0:04:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] I think they needed to discover\Nmoisture-wicking socks, rather than just cutting
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.48,0:04:51.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up their boots.\NL: Yes, agreed. Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.96,0:04:53.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So if you thought these shoes were impractical\N-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.40,0:04:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [groans] Ohh!\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.40,0:04:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What.\NA: Get ready for a whole new world of fashion
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.28,0:05:02.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What is it. Yeah. What is it?\NL: Oh. They're -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.60,0:05:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: These are from Gucci.\NL: [laughs] They're $1800!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.28,0:05:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They're made out of goat hair, Luciano.\NGoat hair. Of course they're going to be expensive.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.52,0:05:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: they look like Chewbacca.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.76,0:05:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Both of them.\NA: Cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.32,0:05:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I think they would be really uncomfortable.\NLike don't they just -
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.16,0:05:22.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: yeah\NA: Wearing wigs on your feet. It's like wearing
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.24,0:05:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little wigs on your feet.\NL: One rainy day and you'll smell like wet
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.76,0:05:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dog for the rest of your life.\NA: Oooff [laughs] you would not want to walk
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.96,0:05:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through a puddle with these.\NL: Or wet goat, I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.04,0:05:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NA: how itchy would your ankles be?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.04,0:05:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: mmhm. And yet - this person has decided\Nto wear them without socks!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.24,0:05:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oooh - oof - and rolled up jeans.\NL: Again, I love the casualness of like, roll
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.84,0:05:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up your jeans to show off your Wookie feet.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.40,0:05:50.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Well -\NA: hashtag, upcycled. Hashtag DIY-for-life.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.12,0:05:53.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] they're made out of real Levis.\NThat is... a waste.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.20,0:05:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah. [laughs] Well, I think that the rest\Nof the Levi's went into that hideous jacket,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.48,0:06:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the melted jacket -\NL: Right.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.40,0:06:05.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Past Luci: What?!\NPast Annika: [laughs] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.16,0:06:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: These are the matching shoes.\NL: Let me guess - they're like $700. I don't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.16,0:06:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know.\NA: Probably. Let's look that up.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.32,0:06:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I don't even want to know the price.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.32,0:06:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sighs] Why\Nare all these things so expensive?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.32,0:06:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They're only - $69!\NL: For - compared to the other weirdo jeans,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.68,0:06:21.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reasonable.\NA: Ooh look, there's some - oh
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.68,0:06:23.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh they've got -\NA: Miley Cyrus.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.44,0:06:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Miley Cyrus wore them of course, I'm surprised\Nthey're only $69 if Miley Cyrus wore them.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.68,0:06:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bump that up to 600, don't you know how it\Nworks?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.48,0:06:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.52,0:06:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh yeah. So these are $585.\NL: [groans] Ohhhhh - as someone who has frequently
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.92,0:06:40.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to use electrician's tape on their own\Nshoes, this makes me very mad.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.76,0:06:47.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They're "Distressed Superstar Sneakers".\NDon't you just - like - they're just acknowledging
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.36,0:06:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how cool you are Luciano.\NL: [groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.36,0:06:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: For having to tape up your $5 shoes because\Nthey got holes in them after you wore them
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.52,0:06:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,too much.\NL: [laughs] I don't know what to say about
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.52,0:06:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this. It's - it's a poor person costume.\NA: Yeah, it's -
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.92,0:07:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: That's what it is.\NA: Yeah. Look how grimey they look, like -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.24,0:07:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I bet it's fake grime as well, I bet it's\Nlike $200 canned grime spray that they have
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.00,0:07:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to spray on them\NA: Oh and I bet that the canned grime is like
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.76,0:07:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really toxic and hazardous for the workers\Nwho have to make it as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.04,0:07:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What do the workers who make this - what\Ncould they possibly think?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.76,0:07:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: That the world is f***ed up. Correctly.\NL: hey! Hey! You can't swear!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.76,0:07:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'll bleep it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:25.20,0:07:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs]\NA: I feel -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.00,0:07:33.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: These are comparatively tame.\N[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.32,0:07:36.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I know, after seeing all of the rest, you\Nkind of are like, ah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.68,0:07:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] yeah. My, my standards have been\Nlike -
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.56,0:07:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\NA: I think they kind of look like a, a welcome
Dialogue: 0,0:07:43.68,0:07:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mat.\NL: Yeah. They do. Two little welcome mats.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.16,0:07:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Welcome - to my feet.\NL: [laughs] They look like, you know what
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.12,0:07:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they look like they'd be good for? You know\Nhow you can, like I play that game with my
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.40,0:07:58.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,little nieces where they stand on top of my\Nfeet?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.44,0:08:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: mm.\NL: And we walk around? That's what they'd
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.44,0:08:02.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be good for. Comfy.\NA: [laughs] Yeah -
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.44,0:08:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: If someone else was standing on your feet.\NA: That's a very specific circumstance to
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.44,0:08:07.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be wearing these sandals in -\NL: Well, I'm trying to be positive!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.88,0:08:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Like, wait, wait, wait. You want\Nto play that game where you dance on my feet?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.16,0:08:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Wait, I'll get my sandals.\NA: Gotta put on my sandals! Gotta put on my
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.24,0:08:17.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,specific sandals!\NL: They are faux fur, at least.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.64,0:08:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yes, at least. Should I buy them for you\Nfor Christmas?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.12,0:08:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Nope.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.12,0:08:25.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Buy me something good.\NA: We're getting there, we're getting there.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.60,0:08:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: What is - what?!\NA: It's called, "Boobie Cutout Overwear".
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.08,0:08:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: well, the name is accurate. So -\NA: It's just been cutout, and then just left
Dialogue: 0,0:08:35.76,0:08:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to flop.\NL: [laughs] so, it's meant to look like you
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.12,0:08:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were like, oh, my boobs! It's too hot!\NA: So sweaty!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.40,0:08:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Too hot for a sweater! Sweater was a bad\Nchoice. Give me those scissors please. Snip
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.60,0:08:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,snip snip snip snip. Oh, that's better.\NA: [laughs] Basically.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.92,0:08:55.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, pre-destroyed clothes. Just -\NL: They're just - and they've left the edges
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.40,0:08:58.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raw!\NA: Mmhm. It's cool to leave the edges raw
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.48,0:09:01.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'coz then it looks like you've done it yourself.\NL: So strange.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.64,0:09:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I wanna see how much this one costs.\NL: The choice - the use of the word "boobie"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.32,0:09:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is very illustrative, I think, of the logic\Nbehind this.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.16,0:09:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: $290.\NL: [groans] Ohhhhhahahaaaowww. My gosh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:14.12,0:09:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sighs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.12,0:09:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like the target market for this is\Npeople who don't know about the existence
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.56,0:09:21.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of scissors.\NA: [laughs].
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.88,0:09:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: So here's this hoodie as well, for someone\Nwho doesn't know about the existence of scissors.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.36,0:09:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs]\NA: Oh - it's also called "Bust Out high low
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.88,0:09:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hoodie crop top".\NL: So the crop top is part of it?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.00,0:09:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No. It's just the hoodie. You wear it with\Na crop top.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.72,0:09:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [sighs]\NA: Wear it with the - with the Boobie's Out
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.04,0:09:43.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cutout Overwear!\NL: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.32,0:09:47.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I'm freezing - except my boobs.\N[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.52,0:09:51.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Like the rest of my body is cold and I\Nneed a sweater and -
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.72,0:09:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hey, you don't have boobs! They get sweaty!\NL: I - there you go!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.88,0:09:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I think these are practical!\NL: Yeah! All these things are just like, a
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.52,0:10:01.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,magic act. I'm going to cut a piece OFF of\Nsome clothing, now it costs more!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.96,0:10:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] yep.\NL: It's like Tapas. So we live in Sydney,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.88,0:10:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a few years ago Tapas became really popular,\Nbut not like actual good Tapas like in Spain.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.00,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Mm.\NL: Just - basically -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:17.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It was like, we're going to make the food\Nsmaller, and put the price up.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.88,0:10:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah.\NA: It's Tapas!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.88,0:10:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's Tapas now! And it wasn't even Spanish\Nfood, it would be like, yeah we used to serve
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.96,0:10:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fish and chips, now we serve it a little teacup\N- It's Tapas! Eighteen dollars, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.56,0:10:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\NL: We need to get back to the DIY spirit.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.16,0:10:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cut your own clothes into pieces.\NA: Yeah, guys, cut your own clothes up, for
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.60,0:10:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,god's sake.\NL: I always cut up my own clothes!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:37.84,0:10:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, you always cut like the -\NL: I always cut the collar out of shirts that
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.84,0:10:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have an itchy collar.\NA: Yeah, because if you bought a pre-cut t-shirt
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.92,0:10:47.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would murder you! You know that!\NL: That's true. And the scissors would be
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.96,0:10:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,used for a different purpose. Murder.\NA: Presenting -
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.08,0:10:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay...\NA: The cutout jacket!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.08,0:10:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] Whaa...\NA: So um, Luci, I was thinking - I was just
Dialogue: 0,0:10:58.08,0:11:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gunna get some scissors here,\NL: No!! No! Leave my elbows alone!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.44,0:11:04.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'm just gunna -\NL: No, no!!! I love my jacket!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.60,0:11:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But don't you wanna be as cool as her?\NL: [laughs] She looks so bored.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.44,0:11:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: She looks pretty sad, actually.\NL: She does look sad, she looks like -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.28,0:11:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No, lemme just cut these -\NL: No - stop!!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.04,0:11:16.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But Luci, we can make this jacket, which
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.88,0:11:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,probably wouldn't be worth very much -\NL: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.04,0:11:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: - we can make it worth like $500 or whatever\Nthis costs.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.04,0:11:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [groans] Oh my gosh.\NL: She has this new trend with models on websites
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.08,0:11:27.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they have to look like they've just\Ngotten some really disappointing news.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.64,0:11:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't know if that's a new trend -\NL: Like, we're not going to Disneyland this
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.04,0:11:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year. Take the photo now.\NA: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:11:33.44,0:11:36.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again - it's poor people's costume.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.16,0:11:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.68,0:11:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, so here we're getting into -\NL: This is -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.68,0:11:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: - some nicer things, here.\NL: This is just a slanket!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.80,0:11:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's just a slanket!\NL: I'd love you to make a slanket.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.04,0:11:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Would you like to look as cool as that\Nguy?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.48,0:11:48.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: He looks happy. He looks too happy, if\Nanything.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.64,0:11:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, he's not looking like a sad model.\NL: He's kinda giving me -
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.72,0:11:52.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I don't think he got the memo about the\Nsad model.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.72,0:11:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] He didn't. He's kinda giving me\Nthe creeps, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.92,0:11:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Can you see this one?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.04,0:12:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'll close up-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:00.20,0:12:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's just like a - distressed -\NA: Well, it's um, "moth-eaten", the idea is
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.68,0:12:07.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that it's moth-eaten. It's just got holes\Nin it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.56,0:12:09.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [sighs]\NA: It's just like a nice sweater-skirt set,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.88,0:12:11.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's been eaten by moths!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.92,0:12:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: "Work faster, you moths!" [whip noise]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.60,0:12:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.60,0:12:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: "We need to make a hundred of these jumpers!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.16,0:12:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Those moths better be getting a good pay\N- they better be getting a living wage.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.96,0:12:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [British accent] "Please sir, I have to\Nleave, it's moth Christmas!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.68,0:12:27.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.18,0:12:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I love the little accent you gave it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.96,0:12:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: "You know we don't respect your moth holidays here! Get back to work!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.96,0:12:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Keep eating those shorts!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.48,0:12:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.48,0:12:41.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.48,0:12:43.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay. Next.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.56,0:12:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This is a new hat.\NL: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.56,0:12:49.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: It's $50.\NL: This, as opposed to moth-eaten, is alligator
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.52,0:12:51.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eaten?\N[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.52,0:12:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah - equal opportunity, they've got alligators\Nat the factory too.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.52,0:12:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It was just dropped momentarily into a\Nvat of piranhas.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.00,0:13:00.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]\NL: Oh no, my cap! I got it out, before they
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.24,0:13:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did too much damage. [Phone noise] Bring bring,\Nbring bring, "Hello, Hugo Voss? Yeah, it's
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.16,0:13:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your cousin ... Louie Voss."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.96,0:13:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: "Oh, hello! Yes, hello I haven't heard
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.52,0:13:08.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from you for a long time, Louie."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.92,0:13:11.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: "I've got that new look you're looking
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.24,0:13:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for."\NA: "Yes, what is it."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.88,0:13:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: "I dropped my lucky cap - you know my lucky\Ncap that I always wore when we were kids."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:15.44,0:13:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: "Yes your lucky cap, yes, mmhm."\NL: "I dropped it in a vat of piranhas."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.44,0:13:22.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: "Ah yes - oh. Oh, it is going to be the\Nnext big thing, Louie, we're going to make
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.04,0:13:23.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a million bucks."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.52,0:13:27.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] Louie!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.16,0:13:28.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] Wait, was your name Louie?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.84,0:13:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, it was! But it's just - like...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.92,0:13:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Was that even his name? Or was it -\NA: Is it Hugo Boss?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.40,0:13:35.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Was it Hugo BOSS?\NA: Oh yeah, it's Hugo Boss. Not Hugo Voss.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.88,0:13:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Well, I don't know.\NA: Who's Hugo Voss?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.88,0:13:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] We're just going to find his Linked\NIn or something.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.08,0:13:43.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hey, Hugo Voss is a person!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.68,0:13:45.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hugo Voss... [bad German pronounciation]
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.88,0:13:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,absolvierte eine Ausbildung als Landvermesser\Nin Wismar und...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.64,0:13:54.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I wonder if we could translate this. Oh\Nthere we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.72,0:14:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, Hugo Voss - Hugo Voss was ah - he\Ncompleted training as a land surveyor in Wismar,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.68,0:14:03.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[2x] and subsequently volunteered for military\Nservice in Schwerin.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:03.72,0:14:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was a hunter and photographer.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:05.80,0:14:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay...\NA: So that's Hugo Voss.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.80,0:14:09.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\NA: Alright, I think we're on our last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.80,0:14:12.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [deep breath out]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.64,0:14:15.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You ready - oh. Second-last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.88,0:14:18.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh. I take back my deep breathing. [Breathes\Nin rapidly]
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.76,0:14:22.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Okay, so this was a suggestion that I didn't\Nreally understand - and I was wondering if
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.32,0:14:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you could make any sense of it? So this is\Nsomeone who said, you should make a peek-a-boos.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.84,0:14:31.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs] Ohhh-kay? Like -\NA: Do you know what they meant?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.28,0:14:34.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: The game you play with babies to teach\Nthem about object permanence?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.80,0:14:38.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]\NL: I don't know. I can't help you.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.64,0:14:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Damn. If any of you have any ideas - let\Nme know. 'Coz I wanna make a peek-a-boos.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.04,0:14:49.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Uhh - don't, don't say you wanna make something\Nbefore you know what it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.80,0:14:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Okay.\NA: Alright, so this is the lucky last one.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.76,0:14:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, no one actually suggested this this one,\Nbut I went on twitter earlier today and um,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.92,0:14:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the internet seemed quite outraged by it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.68,0:15:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Outrage? On the internet??!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.24,0:15:04.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: No. Couldn't have been.\NL: I don't believe it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.24,0:15:09.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] So this, here, um, is a Prada\N- now you might be thinking it's a paperclip.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.96,0:15:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Correct.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.00,0:15:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But it's not. It's a Prada Paperclip-shaped
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.76,0:15:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Money Clip.\NL: [laughs] Great.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.76,0:15:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: In other words, a paperclip for your money.\NAnd guess how much it is, Luciano?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.84,0:15:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I don't know - a thousand dollars?\NA: A hundred and eighty-five. Haha, a thousand,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.48,0:15:26.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come on. Don't be ridiculous!\N[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.04,0:15:28.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ohhhh boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.96,0:15:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Cool. $185 - who has this much just wadded
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.08,0:15:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up cash that they need a dedicated money clip?\NLike, are there engineers working away at
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.08,0:15:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Prada labs being like, a simple paperclip\Nwill not hold the money together adequately!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.52,0:15:46.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The question is, how much money will it\Nclip?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:46.52,0:15:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah, I don't know. 185 bucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.32,0:15:50.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah [both laugh].
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.54,0:15:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Ah, that's depressing.\NA: But hey - it's made in Italy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.88,0:15:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Oh, well I take it all back.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:54.58,0:15:56.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] You love it?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.44,0:15:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I love it.\NA: [laughs] Giovanni loves it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.68,0:16:00.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Supporting the Italian economy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.22,0:16:02.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs] So um [clears throat] how do you
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.86,0:16:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feel after that? I feel exhausted!\NL: [groans] Yeah, me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.32,0:16:11.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I - I don't - I don't feel like - I don't\Nknow. Maybe I'm just in a bubble where these
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.70,0:16:16.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of things come towards me and I'm just\Nseeing the worst of fashion, but I feel like,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.52,0:16:23.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like 2017 has been a bad year for fashion.\NOr - fashion has just been trolling us this
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.34,0:16:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year.\NL: Yeah. It's not the - I have no problem
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.08,0:16:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with the wackiness, which is fine. I have\Na problem with the... minimal effort to maximal
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.72,0:16:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,price tag of all these things.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.12,0:16:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I have a problem with... most of this you
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.64,0:16:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could just take a pair of scissors to a "normal"\Npiece of clothing and make it for yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.58,0:16:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: I know, it's - yeah. That's the thing,\Nis that it's this conspicuous consumption
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.86,0:16:58.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, "oh, I could have just cut my sweater\Nopen, but I paid $285."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.20,0:17:03.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And another thing that really bugs me about\Nthese is like, those sneakers. Like the -
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.90,0:17:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Which - what - I forgot them already.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.32,0:17:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The sneakers with duct tape?\NL: [groans]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.32,0:17:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: The idea with those, those $585 sneakers,\NI think, is to look poor. Is to put on a poor-people
Dialogue: 0,0:17:15.82,0:17:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,costume.\NL: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.40,0:17:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [groans] Arghhh!\NL: I'm not into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:19.40,0:17:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Not into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.74,0:17:25.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Uhhh. I feel... dirty [both laugh] I need
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.82,0:17:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to - look at some nice clothes. Can you send\Nin nice clothes for a while please guys? Like -
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.00,0:17:32.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Just make a peek-a-boo.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:32.78,0:17:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I do just need to make a peek-a-boo. I\Nguess.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.00,0:17:37.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Look - We're both going to go to the kitchen,\Nmake a quick peek-a-boo, eat it -
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.62,0:17:40.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh no, no no no. That sounds like something\Nelse. I don't know what.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:40.80,0:17:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [Laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.64,0:17:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Hey Luci, can you plug my merch?\NL: Sure, yeah, absolutely.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.90,0:17:48.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: This came from our first episode together.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.50,0:17:50.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Eh, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:50.32,0:17:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:51.74,0:17:53.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Eh? Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.96,0:17:57.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: You're doing a great job of plugging my\Nmerch by just going, eh? Eh? Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:57.38,0:17:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.56,0:17:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.06,0:17:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:59.70,0:18:00.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.64,0:18:02.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: -- where can you get this merchandise,\NLuciano?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.64,0:18:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [sadly] Mmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.06,0:18:05.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[happily] Ahhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.20,0:18:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:06.22,0:18:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, hey Luci! Cool patch - where did you\Nget it from?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.54,0:18:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Hey, who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.60,0:18:13.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.52,0:18:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: I'm just a friendly stranger.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.10,0:18:18.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Well, thank you for inquiring after my
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.84,0:18:20.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,patch. It's my favourite thing I own.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.80,0:18:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, is it? Can I have a look at it? It's great!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.66,0:18:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It says - don't tell them about the robo-sharks!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.14,0:18:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Huh.\NA: Where did you hear that quote?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:29.14,0:18:31.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Actually, I heard that on a fantastic youtube\Nchannel.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:31.70,0:18:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: What is that called?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.64,0:18:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: V Sauce!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:34.86,0:18:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[both laugh]
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.76,0:18:38.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: It's Annika Victoria, a quote, for the in-crowd.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.78,0:18:42.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Past Luci: Mmhm, and some of them are robo-sharks,\Nmechanised.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.08,0:18:44.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Past Annika: [whispering] don't tell them\Nabout our robo-sharks.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.20,0:18:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: And where can I get myself one of these?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.56,0:18:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Why, you can purchase one of these at dftba.com!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.24,0:18:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Ah, but I am worried - is it made in a\Nsweatshop?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.86,0:18:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Absolutely not! These patches are produced\Nin a WRAP-certified factory.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.34,0:18:56.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.72,0:18:59.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: But seriously - buy my patches.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.76,0:19:00.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Mmhm. Yep!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.41,0:19:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: They're really nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.76,0:19:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Produced in WRAP certified factory in China,\Navailable at dftba.com. Buy them.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.98,0:19:07.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: And there's other ones, isn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:07.24,0:19:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yeah, there's other ones as well.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.76,0:19:10.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Yeah boiiii.\N[shuffling sounds]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.26,0:19:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: [laughing]\NL: They can't see that!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.60,0:19:19.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: Check it ooout! Check it out! And then\Nthere's - what. here's one!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.96,0:19:21.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's one!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.28,0:19:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.78,0:19:24.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- look how cool your denim jacket could be.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.18,0:19:25.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright - and you don't even need to cut the
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.96,0:19:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,elbows out.\NA: Yeah - [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.68,0:19:29.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: That's it dudes!\NA: That's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.68,0:19:31.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: We're outtie.\NL: Click the bell to get - so -
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.68,0:19:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: - for some reason.\NL: So that - yeah, what's the new thing? You
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.68,0:19:35.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta click the bell, so -\NA: Click the bell for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.68,0:19:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,L: So that you're actually - you gotta turn\Nnotifications on.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:38.30,0:19:40.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh, so that you know if I post a video.\NL: Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.86,0:19:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Yep. Welp... bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.80,0:19:44.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Now hold. Freeze-frame -
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.70,0:19:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[silence]
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.70,0:19:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.78,0:19:50.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[outro music]
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.98,0:20:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A: Oh --
Dialogue: 0,0:20:06.20,0:20:07.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Luci! Luci, un-freeze!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.66,0:20:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Un-freezeframe!\NUn freezeframe!