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[intro music]

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Annika: Welcome back! We have just had a break![br]Luciano: We're back!

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Annika: Or not? Have we? You wouldn't even[br]know?

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Luciano: Did we have a break?[br]Annika: We're wearing the same clothes...

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Luciano: Who knows.[br]Annika: Who knows.

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L: It could be 3 days later.[br]A: Do you know what we're talking about - have

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we just worn the same clothes since 3 days[br]ago?

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L: Yeah.[br]A: Do you know what we're talking about? Have

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you watched the first one, or are you just[br]really confused right now?

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L: Go and watch part 1.[br]A: Mmhm.

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A: We're waiting for you. Go.[br]L: We'll wait.

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A: We're continuing the weirdest make thrift[br]buy suggestions of all time, in this new segment

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called "Make Thrift Why?"[br]L: Whaaat?

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A: Luciano is here, he hasn't seen any of[br]these -

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L: Yep[br]A: So he is seeing them for the first time

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-[br]L: Unfiltered reactions.

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A: So let's get started on this first item.[br][silence]

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L: Okay -[br]A: [laughs] why'd you just stare at me?

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L: [laughs][br]A: [laughs]

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L: What.[br]A: I - I think the joke on this is - is the

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best.[br]L: Yeah! [laughs] I love that!

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A: Yes, finally a swimsuit that allows me[br]to sneak a ham poolside.

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L: [laughs][br]A: But also, it looks like it's made out of

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jeans! And like, who wants a denim swimsuit?[br]Nobody. But - I mean - there's so many things

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about this - when you go swimming, and that[br]arm gets wet, it's so much fabric, it's going

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to be really weighing down that side of your[br]body. And when you get out of the water it's

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just going to be so heavy and gross and wet[br]and clammy -

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L: [laughs] Mum - I'm really excited about[br]our trip to Cancun but, I'm worried about

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what people will think about my one monstrous[br]lizard claw.

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A: Awwww. [laughs][br]L: And then - and their mum makes them a special

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swimsuit. You know what - if you have a monstrous[br]lizard claw, just wear a normal swimsuit.

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Other people - that's other people's problem.[br]A: Yeah, that's other people's problem.

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L: If they don't like your lizard claw. Don't[br]cover it up with denim!

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A: Nope.

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A: Oh, um - so[br]L: [laughs loudly]

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A: These are, these are by Rhianna -[br]L: [laughs] What?!

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L: These are by a stoned, middle of the night[br]Rhianna -

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A: [laughs][br]L: "What if I chopped my tracksuit pants in

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half?!"[br]A: I dunno, they're kinda cool. Because they're

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so wide-legged, it looks like, it makes your[br]legs look like bones...

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L: I love them because they, they get rid[br]of everything you want from tracksuit pants.

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"Do you love the look of tracksuit pants,[br]but hate how warm and comfortable they are?"

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A: [laughs][br]L: Chop the middle out!

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A: Do you wanna show off a very specific section[br]of your, your lower upper leg?

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L: They also look like they would deteriorate[br]immediately.

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A: Yeah, the edges are raw, as well, they[br]haven't hemmed them or anything -

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L: Yeah, the edges are raw because Rhianna[br]made this at 4 o'clock in the morning.

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A: [laughs][br]L: Is why.

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A: You think that she individually cut all[br]of them?

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L: I think there is one pair.[br][Both laugh]

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L: And no one has bought them.[br]A: It's um, it's 114 pounds.

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L: Of course it is.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Arhhhhhhhh.[br]L: I should clarify - if any of you people

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really like wearing these things, good for[br]you and go for it.

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A: Yeah, go for it, for sure![br]L: Don't worry about -

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A: Don't worry about us making fun -[br]L: - we dinkos think.

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A: [laughs] Us dinkos?[br]L: We're just a couple of squinks!

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A: We're just a couple of d- squinks?[br]L: Yeah.

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A: I hope that's not an offensive term somewhere.[br]L: Oohh - I hope not. If that's offensive

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in your language, I'm sorry, I just made it[br]up.

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A: We're just a couple of dinkos.[br]L: Yeah. Of doinkuses.

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A: Doinkuses. [laughs][br]L: Alright. Next-o.

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L: Awwwwww.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Teeny tiny little phone.[br]A: I don't know what this is supposed to be!

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L: This is not clothes - what is this?[br]A: I don't know, someone sent it to me - they

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said, please do this for a make thrift buy[br]episode.

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I'm not - is it supposed to be functional?[br]L: It's amazing - like they're quite tiny.

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A: I think it's for a dollhouse?[br]L: Ahhh. Maybe it's like, for - it's Barbie's

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iphone.[br]A: It must be like Barbie's iphone.

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L: Wow - they're quite incredible, actually.[br]A: Yeah. [laughs]

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L: It looks like you'd have a hundred of them[br]in a bowl of cereal, you know it's like iphone

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cereal.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Chomp chomp.

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L: Yeah. Well - those are some real small[br]phones.

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A: [laughs][br]L: Not practical, I would say. Oh hang on,

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I'll just google it.

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A: [laughs] You need a magnifying glass. Put[br]it under a microscope.

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L: Yeah, and a pin, to press the - [laughs]

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L: Oh, come ON! I don't know why, but this[br]is the one that really annoys me.

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A: [laughs] Well, I mean like the point of[br]cowboy boots is that they like protect your

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feet and they're nice and sturdy, right?[br]L: It's for people in very very cowboy

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boot-heavy areas, you know, it's for that one hot[br]day each year in Montana or something.

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[both laugh][br]A: It just looks like a really nice pair of

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vintage cowboy boots that have just been - destroyed.[br]L: Yeah that's - that's the thing, and just

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the wear - the way he is wearing jeans with[br]them like they're normal cowboy boots. This

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dude was just like, argh, the tops of my feet[br]get so sweaty in my cowboy boots!!

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A: [laughs] I think they needed to discover[br]moisture-wicking socks, rather than just cutting

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up their boots.[br]L: Yes, agreed. Yeah.

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A: So if you thought these shoes were impractical[br]-

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L: [groans] Ohh![br]A: [laughs]

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L: What.[br]A: Get ready for a whole new world of fashion

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L: What is it. Yeah. What is it?[br]L: Oh. They're -

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A: These are from Gucci.[br]L: [laughs] They're $1800!!!

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A: They're made out of goat hair, Luciano.[br]Goat hair. Of course they're going to be expensive.

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L: they look like Chewbacca.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Both of them.[br]A: Cute.

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A: I think they would be really uncomfortable.[br]Like don't they just -

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L: yeah[br]A: Wearing wigs on your feet. It's like wearing

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little wigs on your feet.[br]L: One rainy day and you'll smell like wet

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dog for the rest of your life.[br]A: Oooff [laughs] you would not want to walk

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through a puddle with these.[br]L: Or wet goat, I guess.

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A: [laughs][br]A: how itchy would your ankles be?!

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L: mmhm. And yet - this person has decided[br]to wear them without socks!!

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A: Oooh - oof - and rolled up jeans.[br]L: Again, I love the casualness of like, roll

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up your jeans to show off your Wookie feet.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Well -[br]A: hashtag, upcycled. Hashtag DIY-for-life.

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L: [laughs] they're made out of real Levis.[br]That is... a waste.

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A: Yeah. [laughs] Well, I think that the rest[br]of the Levi's went into that hideous jacket,

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the melted jacket -[br]L: Right.

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Past Luci: What?![br]Past Annika: [laughs] Yeah.

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A: These are the matching shoes.[br]L: Let me guess - they're like $700. I don't

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know.[br]A: Probably. Let's look that up.

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L: I don't even want to know the price.

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[sighs] Why[br]are all these things so expensive?

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A: They're only - $69![br]L: For - compared to the other weirdo jeans,

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reasonable.[br]A: Ooh look, there's some - oh

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L: Oh they've got -[br]A: Miley Cyrus.

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L: Miley Cyrus wore them of course, I'm surprised[br]they're only $69 if Miley Cyrus wore them.

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Bump that up to 600, don't you know how it[br]works?

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A: [laughs]

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A: Oh yeah. So these are $585.[br]L: [groans] Ohhhhh - as someone who has frequently

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had to use electrician's tape on their own[br]shoes, this makes me very mad.

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A: They're "Distressed Superstar Sneakers".[br]Don't you just - like - they're just acknowledging

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how cool you are Luciano.[br]L: [groans]

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A: For having to tape up your $5 shoes because[br]they got holes in them after you wore them

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too much.[br]L: [laughs] I don't know what to say about

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this. It's - it's a poor person costume.[br]A: Yeah, it's -

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L: That's what it is.[br]A: Yeah. Look how grimey they look, like -

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L: I bet it's fake grime as well, I bet it's[br]like $200 canned grime spray that they have

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to spray on them[br]A: Oh and I bet that the canned grime is like

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really toxic and hazardous for the workers[br]who have to make it as well.

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L: What do the workers who make this - what[br]could they possibly think?!

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A: That the world is f***ed up. Correctly.[br]L: hey! Hey! You can't swear!

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A: I'll bleep it!

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L: [laughs][br]A: I feel -

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L: These are comparatively tame.[br][both laugh]

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A: I know, after seeing all of the rest, you[br]kind of are like, ah, yeah.

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L: [laughs] yeah. My, my standards have been[br]like -

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[both laugh][br]A: I think they kind of look like a, a welcome

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mat.[br]L: Yeah. They do. Two little welcome mats.

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A: Welcome - to my feet.[br]L: [laughs] They look like, you know what

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they look like they'd be good for? You know[br]how you can, like I play that game with my

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little nieces where they stand on top of my[br]feet?

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A: mm.[br]L: And we walk around? That's what they'd

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be good for. Comfy.[br]A: [laughs] Yeah -

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L: If someone else was standing on your feet.[br]A: That's a very specific circumstance to

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be wearing these sandals in -[br]L: Well, I'm trying to be positive!

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A: [laughs] Like, wait, wait, wait. You want[br]to play that game where you dance on my feet?

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L: Wait, I'll get my sandals.[br]A: Gotta put on my sandals! Gotta put on my

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specific sandals![br]L: They are faux fur, at least.

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A: Yes, at least. Should I buy them for you[br]for Christmas?

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L: Nope.[br]A: [laughs]

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L: Buy me something good.[br]A: We're getting there, we're getting there.

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L: What is - what?![br]A: It's called, "Boobie Cutout Overwear".

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L: well, the name is accurate. So -[br]A: It's just been cutout, and then just left

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to flop.[br]L: [laughs] so, it's meant to look like you

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were like, oh, my boobs! It's too hot![br]A: So sweaty!

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L: Too hot for a sweater! Sweater was a bad[br]choice. Give me those scissors please. Snip

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snip snip snip snip. Oh, that's better.[br]A: [laughs] Basically.

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Oh, pre-destroyed clothes. Just -[br]L: They're just - and they've left the edges

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raw![br]A: Mmhm. It's cool to leave the edges raw

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'coz then it looks like you've done it yourself.[br]L: So strange.

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A: I wanna see how much this one costs.[br]L: The choice - the use of the word "boobie"

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is very illustrative, I think, of the logic[br]behind this.

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A: $290.[br]L: [groans] Ohhhhhahahaaaowww. My gosh.

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[sighs]

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I feel like the target market for this is[br]people who don't know about the existence

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of scissors.[br]A: [laughs].

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A: So here's this hoodie as well, for someone[br]who doesn't know about the existence of scissors.

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L: [laughs][br]A: Oh - it's also called "Bust Out high low

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hoodie crop top".[br]L: So the crop top is part of it?

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A: No. It's just the hoodie. You wear it with[br]a crop top.

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L: [sighs][br]A: Wear it with the - with the Boobie's Out

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Cutout Overwear![br]L: [laughs]

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L: I'm freezing - except my boobs.[br][both laugh]

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L: Like the rest of my body is cold and I[br]need a sweater and -

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A: Hey, you don't have boobs! They get sweaty![br]L: I - there you go!

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A: I think these are practical![br]L: Yeah! All these things are just like, a

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magic act. I'm going to cut a piece OFF of[br]some clothing, now it costs more!

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A: [laughs] yep.[br]L: It's like Tapas. So we live in Sydney,

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and a few years ago Tapas became really popular,[br]but not like actual good Tapas like in Spain.

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A: Mm.[br]L: Just - basically -

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A: It was like, we're going to make the food[br]smaller, and put the price up.

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L: Yeah.[br]A: It's Tapas!

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L: It's Tapas now! And it wasn't even Spanish[br]food, it would be like, yeah we used to serve

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fish and chips, now we serve it a little teacup[br]- It's Tapas! Eighteen dollars, please!

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[both laugh][br]L: We need to get back to the DIY spirit.

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Cut your own clothes into pieces.[br]A: Yeah, guys, cut your own clothes up, for

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god's sake.[br]L: I always cut up my own clothes!

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A: Oh, you always cut like the -[br]L: I always cut the collar out of shirts that

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have an itchy collar.[br]A: Yeah, because if you bought a pre-cut t-shirt

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I would murder you! You know that![br]L: That's true. And the scissors would be

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used for a different purpose. Murder.[br]A: Presenting -

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L: Okay...[br]A: The cutout jacket!

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L: [laughs] Whaa...[br]A: So um, Luci, I was thinking - I was just

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gunna get some scissors here,[br]L: No!! No! Leave my elbows alone!

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A: I'm just gunna -[br]L: No, no!!! I love my jacket!

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A: But don't you wanna be as cool as her?[br]L: [laughs] She looks so bored.

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A: She looks pretty sad, actually.[br]L: She does look sad, she looks like -

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A: No, lemme just cut these -[br]L: No - stop!!

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A: But Luci, we can make this jacket, which

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probably wouldn't be worth very much -[br]L: [laughs]

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A: - we can make it worth like $500 or whatever[br]this costs.

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L: [groans] Oh my gosh.[br]L: She has this new trend with models on websites

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where they have to look like they've just[br]gotten some really disappointing news.

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A: I don't know if that's a new trend -[br]L: Like, we're not going to Disneyland this

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year. Take the photo now.[br]A: [laughs]

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Again - it's poor people's costume.

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L: Yeah, it is.

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A: Oh, so here we're getting into -[br]L: This is -

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A: - some nicer things, here.[br]L: This is just a slanket!

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A: It's just a slanket![br]L: I'd love you to make a slanket.

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A: Would you like to look as cool as that[br]guy?

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L: He looks happy. He looks too happy, if[br]anything.

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A: Yeah, he's not looking like a sad model.[br]L: He's kinda giving me -

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A: I don't think he got the memo about the[br]sad model.

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L: [laughs] He didn't. He's kinda giving me[br]the creeps, to be honest.

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A: Can you see this one?

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A: I'll close up-

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L: It's just like a - distressed -[br]A: Well, it's um, "moth-eaten", the idea is

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that it's moth-eaten. It's just got holes[br]in it.

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L: [sighs][br]A: It's just like a nice sweater-skirt set,

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that's been eaten by moths!

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L: "Work faster, you moths!" [whip noise]

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A: [laughs]

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L: "We need to make a hundred of these jumpers!"

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A: Those moths better be getting a good pay[br]- they better be getting a living wage.

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L: [British accent] "Please sir, I have to[br]leave, it's moth Christmas!"

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[both laugh]

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A: I love the little accent you gave it!

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L: "You know we don't respect your moth holidays here! Get back to work!"

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"Keep eating those shorts!"

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A: Yup.

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[Both laugh]

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L: Okay. Next.

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A: This is a new hat.[br]L: [laughs]

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A: It's $50.[br]L: This, as opposed to moth-eaten, is alligator

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eaten?[br][both laugh]

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A: Yeah - equal opportunity, they've got alligators[br]at the factory too.

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L: It was just dropped momentarily into a[br]vat of piranhas.

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A: [laughs][br]L: Oh no, my cap! I got it out, before they

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did too much damage. [Phone noise] Bring bring,[br]bring bring, "Hello, Hugo Voss? Yeah, it's

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your cousin ... Louie Voss."

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A: "Oh, hello! Yes, hello I haven't heard

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from you for a long time, Louie."

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L: "I've got that new look you're looking

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for."[br]A: "Yes, what is it."

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L: "I dropped my lucky cap - you know my lucky[br]cap that I always wore when we were kids."

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A: "Yes your lucky cap, yes, mmhm."[br]L: "I dropped it in a vat of piranhas."

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A: "Ah yes - oh. Oh, it is going to be the[br]next big thing, Louie, we're going to make

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a million bucks."

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L: [laughs] Louie!

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A: [laughs] Wait, was your name Louie?

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L: Yeah, it was! But it's just - like...

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Was that even his name? Or was it -[br]A: Is it Hugo Boss?

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L: Was it Hugo BOSS?[br]A: Oh yeah, it's Hugo Boss. Not Hugo Voss.

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L: Well, I don't know.[br]A: Who's Hugo Voss?

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L: [laughs] We're just going to find his Linked[br]In or something.

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A: Hey, Hugo Voss is a person!

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L: Hugo Voss... [bad German pronounciation]

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absolvierte eine Ausbildung als Landvermesser[br]in Wismar und...

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A: I wonder if we could translate this. Oh[br]there we go.

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A: Okay, Hugo Voss - Hugo Voss was ah - he[br]completed training as a land surveyor in Wismar,

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[2x] and subsequently volunteered for military[br]service in Schwerin.

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He was a hunter and photographer.

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L: Okay...[br]A: So that's Hugo Voss.

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[both laugh][br]A: Alright, I think we're on our last one.

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L: [deep breath out]

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A: You ready - oh. Second-last one.

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L: Oh. I take back my deep breathing. [Breathes[br]in rapidly]

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A: Okay, so this was a suggestion that I didn't[br]really understand - and I was wondering if

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you could make any sense of it? So this is[br]someone who said, you should make a peek-a-boos.

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L: [laughs] Ohhh-kay? Like -[br]A: Do you know what they meant?

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L: The game you play with babies to teach[br]them about object permanence?

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[both laugh][br]L: I don't know. I can't help you.

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A: Damn. If any of you have any ideas - let[br]me know. 'Coz I wanna make a peek-a-boos.

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L: Uhh - don't, don't say you wanna make something[br]before you know what it is.

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L: Okay.[br]A: Alright, so this is the lucky last one.

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Now, no one actually suggested this this one,[br]but I went on twitter earlier today and um,

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the internet seemed quite outraged by it.

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L: Outrage? On the internet??!

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A: No. Couldn't have been.[br]L: I don't believe it.

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A: [laughs] So this, here, um, is a Prada[br]- now you might be thinking it's a paperclip.

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L: Correct.

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A: But it's not. It's a Prada Paperclip-shaped

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Money Clip.[br]L: [laughs] Great.

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A: In other words, a paperclip for your money.[br]And guess how much it is, Luciano?

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L: I don't know - a thousand dollars?[br]A: A hundred and eighty-five. Haha, a thousand,

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come on. Don't be ridiculous![br][both laugh]

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L: Ohhhh boy.

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L: Cool. $185 - who has this much just wadded

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up cash that they need a dedicated money clip?[br]Like, are there engineers working away at

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the Prada labs being like, a simple paperclip[br]will not hold the money together adequately!

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A: The question is, how much money will it[br]clip?

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L: Yeah, I don't know. 185 bucks?

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A: Yeah [both laugh].

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L: Ah, that's depressing.[br]A: But hey - it's made in Italy.

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L: Oh, well I take it all back.

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A: [laughs] You love it?

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L: I love it.[br]A: [laughs] Giovanni loves it.

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L: Supporting the Italian economy.

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A: [laughs] So um [clears throat] how do you

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feel after that? I feel exhausted![br]L: [groans] Yeah, me too!

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A: I - I don't - I don't feel like - I don't[br]know. Maybe I'm just in a bubble where these

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kind of things come towards me and I'm just[br]seeing the worst of fashion, but I feel like,

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I feel like 2017 has been a bad year for fashion.[br]Or - fashion has just been trolling us this

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year.[br]L: Yeah. It's not the - I have no problem

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with the wackiness, which is fine. I have[br]a problem with the... minimal effort to maximal

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price tag of all these things.

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A: I have a problem with... most of this you

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could just take a pair of scissors to a "normal"[br]piece of clothing and make it for yourself.

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L: I know, it's - yeah. That's the thing,[br]is that it's this conspicuous consumption

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like, "oh, I could have just cut my sweater[br]open, but I paid $285."

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A: And another thing that really bugs me about[br]these is like, those sneakers. Like the -

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L: Which - what - I forgot them already.

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A: The sneakers with duct tape?[br]L: [groans]

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A: The idea with those, those $585 sneakers,[br]I think, is to look poor. Is to put on a poor-people

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costume.[br]L: Yeah.

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A: [groans] Arghhh![br]L: I'm not into it.

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A: Not into it.

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A: Uhhh. I feel... dirty [both laugh] I need

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to - look at some nice clothes. Can you send[br]in nice clothes for a while please guys? Like -

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L: Just make a peek-a-boo.

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A: I do just need to make a peek-a-boo. I[br]guess.

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L: Look - We're both going to go to the kitchen,[br]make a quick peek-a-boo, eat it -

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A: Oh no, no no no. That sounds like something[br]else. I don't know what.

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L: [Laughs]

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A: Hey Luci, can you plug my merch?[br]L: Sure, yeah, absolutely.

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A: This came from our first episode together.

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L: Eh, eh?

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Eh? Eh?

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Eh? Eh? Eh?

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A: You're doing a great job of plugging my[br]merch by just going, eh? Eh? Eh?

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L: [laughs]

0:17:58.560,0:17:59.060
L: Eh?

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Eh?

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Eh?

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A: -- where can you get this merchandise,[br]Luciano?

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L: [sadly] Mmmm.

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[happily] Ahhh!

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A: [laughs]

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A: Oh, hey Luci! Cool patch - where did you[br]get it from?

0:18:09.540,0:18:10.600
L: Hey, who are you?

0:18:10.600,0:18:13.620
[both laugh]

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A: I'm just a friendly stranger.

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L: Well, thank you for inquiring after my

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patch. It's my favourite thing I own.

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A: Oh, is it? Can I have a look at it? It's great!

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It says - don't tell them about the robo-sharks!

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L: Huh.[br]A: Where did you hear that quote?

0:18:29.140,0:18:31.700
L: Actually, I heard that on a fantastic youtube[br]channel.

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A: What is that called?

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L: V Sauce!

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[both laugh]

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L: It's Annika Victoria, a quote, for the in-crowd.

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Past Luci: Mmhm, and some of them are robo-sharks,[br]mechanised.

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Past Annika: [whispering] don't tell them[br]about our robo-sharks.

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A: And where can I get myself one of these?

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L: Why, you can purchase one of these at dftba.com!

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A: Ah, but I am worried - is it made in a[br]sweatshop?

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L: Absolutely not! These patches are produced[br]in a WRAP-certified factory.

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A: Great!

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A: But seriously - buy my patches.

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L: Mmhm. Yep!

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A: They're really nice.

0:19:01.760,0:19:05.980
L: Produced in WRAP certified factory in China,[br]available at dftba.com. Buy them.

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L: And there's other ones, isn't there?

0:19:07.240,0:19:08.760
A: Yeah, there's other ones as well.

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L: Yeah boiiii.[br][shuffling sounds]

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L: [laughing][br]L: They can't see that!

0:19:14.600,0:19:19.320
L: Check it ooout! Check it out! And then[br]there's - what. here's one!

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Here's one!

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Look

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- look how cool your denim jacket could be.

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Alright - and you don't even need to cut the

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elbows out.[br]A: Yeah - [laughs]

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L: That's it dudes![br]A: That's it!

0:19:29.680,0:19:31.680
L: We're outtie.[br]L: Click the bell to get - so -

0:19:31.680,0:19:33.680
A: - for some reason.[br]L: So that - yeah, what's the new thing? You

0:19:33.680,0:19:35.680
gotta click the bell, so -[br]A: Click the bell for some reason.

0:19:35.680,0:19:38.300
L: So that you're actually - you gotta turn[br]notifications on.

0:19:38.300,0:19:40.860
A: Oh, so that you know if I post a video.[br]L: Yeah.

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A: Yep. Welp... bye!

0:19:42.800,0:19:44.700
A: Now hold. Freeze-frame -

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[silence]

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[outro music]

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A: Oh --

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Luci! Luci, un-freeze!

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Un-freezeframe![br]Un freezeframe!