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Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.01,0:00:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The private diary of my cousin who was born in Santa Fe
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.52,0:00:08.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and lives in Toronto. It reads like this...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.20,0:00:12.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,August 12th: "Today I moved into my new house
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.21,0:00:17.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in Toronto, it’s so peaceful here,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.13,0:00:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what a wonderful countryside!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.67,0:00:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can’t wait to see the hills covered in snow,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.51,0:00:26.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it’s so good to leave behind all the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.42,0:00:30.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,heat, moisture and mosquitos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.12,0:00:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the real deal!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.58,0:00:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,October 14th: "This is the most beautiful thing that I’ve ever seen!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.60,0:00:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The color of the leaves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.17,0:00:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This morning, I went hiking through the forest and I saw a deer,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.41,0:00:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what a lovely animal! Showing off its horns
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.82,0:00:51.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a crown, no doubt it’s the king of the forest.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.61,0:00:53.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Canada is a paradise!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.82,0:00:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to think I suffered for so many years in that hell
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.89,0:01:00.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is Santa Fe!" December 2nd:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.82,0:01:04.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“It snowed last night, I’m so happy.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.37,0:01:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I woke up and everything was covered in white
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.92,0:01:10.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just like a postcard, I went out to shovel the snow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.63,0:01:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so happy that I wallowed in it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.51,0:01:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we had a snowball fight with the neighbors.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.32,0:01:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s so nice to live here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.03,0:01:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The grader passed by, cleaning the street
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.27,0:01:27.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I had to shovel again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.71,0:01:30.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m so HAPPY!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.16,0:01:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,December 22nd: "It snowed… again
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.33,0:01:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I finished shoveling, the grader passed by
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.16,0:01:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and once again the front of my house was all covered in dirty snow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.22,0:01:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m a little tired of shoveling the snow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.80,0:01:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today I called my cousin in Santa Fe and he was going with the family
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.59,0:01:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the Guadalupe waterpark"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.76,0:01:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,December 25th: "Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.09,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here, that white shit keeps falling!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.84,0:02:07.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got my hands full of calluses because of the shovel
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.54,0:02:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that jerk from the grader is watching me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.39,0:02:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as I finish, he passes by and covers
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.66,0:02:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my front all over again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.87,0:02:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shit on the grader and on the asshole that drives it!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.69,0:02:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,December 31st:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.08,0:02:30.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“The douchebag on the news got it wrong again
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.61,0:02:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of 30 cm of snow it fell 98!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.64,0:02:38.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here there´s nothing like celebrating the new year, ´cause
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.80,0:02:42.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no one can get out of their house because of the fucking snow!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.41,0:02:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I´m tired and I feel so lonely
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.19,0:02:49.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I called my cousin again and that fag didn´t want to answer because he was in the pool
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.76,0:02:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I’m sure that later he´s going to roast a piglet and I’m here, I can’t even get out!"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.52,0:02:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,February 20th:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.17,0:03:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Finally, I was able to go to the supermarket
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.94,0:03:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but on the way, a fucking deer crossed my path and I ran into a tree!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.32,0:03:09.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shit on that fucking animal!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.86,0:03:13.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fixing it is gonna cost me a shit load of money!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.43,0:03:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I’m sure God created deers just to screw us over!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.13,0:03:22.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The hunters should’ve killed them all!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.92,0:03:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,March 2nd:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.08,0:03:28.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“Yesterday I slipped on the ice and broke my leg
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.22,0:03:31.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then that motherfucker from the grader
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.17,0:03:35.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,passed by again and I have snow all the way up my ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.48,0:03:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to sell the house so I can get the fuck out of here!"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.53,0:03:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,April 23th:
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.27,0:03:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,“They took off my cast, the mechanic called and said that the chasis is rotten and it’s gonna cost me twice the money,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.58,0:03:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,due to the salt that is used to melt the fucking snow!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.17,0:04:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I shit on the car, the snow, the mechanic and the whole population of Toronto!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.02,0:04:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May 15th: "I finally sold the house to a damn canadian!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.14,0:04:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who would ever think of coming to live in this cold and lonely shithole?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.19,0:04:19.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tomorrow I go back to Santa Fe, I can´t wait to get there so I can enjoy the heat, moisture and mosquitoes
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.72,0:04:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as soon as I arrive I’m gonna have a delicious barbecue
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.03,0:04:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then obviously I’m gonna have a drink with my cousin
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.04,0:04:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that’s what I call life!