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Ukazujem Revíziu 5 vytvorenú 11/05/2018 od Meg Thompson.

  1. ♪ (intro music) ♪
  2. What prompted you to come see me?
  3. (Interviewer 1) Great question.
    We would ask you that!
  4. (Interviewer 2) Yeah.
  5. How so? What do you mean?
    I didn't invite you.
  6. (laughter)
  7. What would I want you in my house for?
  8. (No.1) We were going to ask you,
    "Why are we here?"
  9. I have no idea. Get out!
  10. (No.2 laughs)
  11. I came to Hollywood in '61.
  12. We found an apartment on an estate
    in the Hollywood Hills and rented it.
  13. The second night we're there,
    we hear a rustling outside.
  14. So she went, peeped
    through the blinds of the window
  15. and there was a large avocado tree
    growing right up next to the apartment,
  16. and she beckoned me over.
  17. I looked down,
    and there were two raccoons,
  18. sitting on their back,
    chewing on avocados.
  19. And I said, "This is for me."
  20. I've been chewing on avocados
    ever since I got here.
  21. (laughter)
  22. (No 2) Are you still involved with
    showbiz now?
  23. Are you doing anything behind the scenes, or-?
  24. Would you like a kiss?
  25. (laughter)
  26. Yeah, I'm still involved in show business.
    I tour with a one-man show.
  27. I do movies if you're making them,
    and I'm quite viable...
  28. in every sense of the word.
  29. (laughter)
  30. I have four children, and the youngest,
    who's now 27, was deemed autistic
  31. at 7 or 8, which is late. He's a
    high-functioning autistic.
  32. My lady at the time often said that she
    doesn't think he's got autism,
  33. she thinks he has Asner-ism.
  34. (laughter)
  35. There was a time when he was riding
    with me as a kid,
  36. and I already had some fame, and a cop
    pulled me over.
  37. I did a wrong turn or something,
    and a cop pulled me over.
  38. And as the cop came up to the window to
    write the ticket, Charlie leaned over towards
  39. the window and he said, 'Do you know who
    you're talking to?'
  40. I went Shhhh!
  41. And that's one of the main efforts we
    have, to get law enforcement to
  42. understand there are these types of
    people, that they cannot exercise ordinary
  43. tough cop bullshit. They've got to assess
    the situation and respond accordingly.
  44. I've often said that the world would be a
    happier place if it was run by autistics.
  45. And it may well be.
  46. (No 1) So you've had an incredible
    career, anything that you've done in-
  47. Only the beginning of it. I'm not heralded
    in every hallway in the world.
  48. I still have to be discovered by a lot of
    people.
  49. INTERVIEWERS: Have you ever done stand up?
  50. No. I can't even do good sit down.
  51. (laughter)
  52. I'm with ABILITY Magazine (burps),
    Lots of sexy picture of
  53. Mary without anything like me around her.
  54. (laughter)
  55. Okay, enogh?
  56. Interviewer: That's it.
  57. How long are you going to fuss around?