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… Howard Scott. Okay
Howard, let ‘er roll.
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And you know, down deep in my
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heart I want to sell you one of these
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terrific handicapped workers. And
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today, like everyday, is a gigantic
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sale day here at Handicap City.
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Everyday I’m getting in new stock,
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and that means that every day is a
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good day for you to come on down and
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pick out a top of the line, fully
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guaranteed, reconditioned model of
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your choice. Just come on down and
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ask for me, Sid Falco. We’ve got ‘em
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all here at Handicap City. We’re the
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largest handicap dealership west of
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Chicago, and that means we’ve got
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whatever you need. We’ve got typists,
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lawyers, accountants, sorters, packers,
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administrators, mechanics! You name
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it, and I’ve got it! And friends…
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You can’t do that!
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Why not? Forty seconds into the film
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you’ve got the audience by the throat!
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Yes… it’s a very different
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opening, isn’t it?