… Howard Scott. Okay 
Howard, let ‘er roll.

And you know, down deep in my

heart I want to sell you one of these

terrific handicapped workers. And

today, like everyday, is a gigantic

sale day here at Handicap City.

Everyday I’m getting in new stock,

and that means that every day is a

good day for you to come on down and

pick out a top of the line, fully

guaranteed, reconditioned model of

your choice. Just come on down and

ask for me, Sid Falco. We’ve got ‘em

all here at Handicap City. We’re the

largest handicap dealership west of

Chicago, and that means we’ve got

whatever you need. We’ve got typists,

lawyers, accountants, sorters, packers,

administrators, mechanics! You name

it, and I’ve got it! And friends…

You can’t do that!

Why not? Forty seconds into the film

you’ve got the audience by the throat!

Yes… it’s a very different

opening, isn’t it?