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WHEN WE HAD THE TIME
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Hey Mom!
- Hi sweetheart!
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This is getting quite serious, Mom.
- Oh, really?
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Yeah, the whole Vos thing...
- Yeah?
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It's going really well, and she's just so
awesome, like, really awesome...
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...and we've talked for hours and stuff.
But now, she wants to actually see me.
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For real.
- But you can, right?
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It's now allowed to have one of those...
What you call it? A sex buddy?
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Mom! They changed that again, by the way.
You better keep up, alright?
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No, it's... Actually seeing each other.
I find it intense, her wanting to see me.
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Is it?
- Of course it is, Mom!
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That's when all the bullshit starts:
what is this really, and where will it go?
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Do we really like each other, and what
if she turns out to be awful in real life?
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It's super intense, this "love on the
internet" thing, don't underestimate that.
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She's gonna be in my house! Just imagine
that suddenly, it's not fun AT ALL.
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How will I get rid of her in that case?!
That stuff is making me hyperventilate...
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Geez, kid, isn't it all exhausting?!
- Yes, exactly, thank you!
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I totally agree, it's
absolutely exhausting.
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I think she was sensing it, too.
My head was, like, shortcircuiting.
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But she should be able to deal with that
too, right? That shouldn't be a problem.
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I mean, I'm not always chill,
I guess I am most of the time...
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And if she doesn't like it, then we should
probably not do this to begin with.
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What I meant was: this whole
spiel of yours is exhausting.
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Mom! Stop it!
- I mean it.
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Come on, you like that girl, don't you?
- It's not about that!
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The only reason I feel this anxious is
because I really like her!
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Sure, I get all those feelings, but
I just think: get over it!
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Alright, OUCH.
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Let me tell you: first time
your dad asked me out...
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Yeah, dad was all fantastic and wonderful
and romantic... Who cares?!
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That's different, you're not helping!
- Sandy, listen to me.
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When your dad first asked me out,
he couldn't even get the words right!
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He was stuttering, I thought
he was going to faint.
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Yeah, but dad is a loser.
- He is, and he was back then...
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...with his crooked nose and he was
already going bald, I still remember...
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If I'd come across him on Tinder,
I'd probably just swiped him away.
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But we went out together, and after
three beers he finally loosened up...
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You know him, his energy and all his
knowledge and his endless thinking...
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I fell head over heels in love with him!
10 minutes on Tinder won't do that.
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It doesn't work that way. You just have to
go for it, and stop analyzing everything!
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Just go for it, and don't be so scared,
and don't act all important!
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So simple, just make an effort...
You'll tell me how it went, okay?
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It still takes some getting used to...
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Hey people, I thought of something new.
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My dad will get himself a beer in a bit,
he's looked forward to it all day.
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Bye bye, beer!
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And now we're gonna fill the beer
bottle with some lukewarm water.
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That's gonna be a
tasty little beer!
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Lid back on...
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Putting it here,
looking all nice...
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And now we wait.
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Hey Dad!
- Alright, Alex!
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Where are you headed?
- Your dad is going to enjoy himself.
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Reading his paper, drinking his beer.
- Sounds good.
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I'd say: cheers!
- Yeah, enjoy!
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What is this?!
- Tasty beer, huh?
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What kind of horse piss is this?!
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Enjoy!
See you next time!
