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← [TRANSLATED] Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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Showing Revision 4 created 07/09/2016 by Saskia Lenzner.

  1. Greetings, heros!
  2. Stan Lee's here to battle
  3. It's the mind behind The Hulk
  4. against the geek beneath the Fraggles
  5. I'm just your friendly
  6. neighbourhood writer, man
  7. with a secret identity of a Super MC
  8. whose raps are as dark as my shades
  9. leave you squealing like:
  11. You're in trouble now, Jimmy
  12. you dirty old hippie
  13. Your beard needs a little bit of snikt
  14. damn skippy
  15. Heck,that face on your neck
  16. ain't sexy
  17. you're one part Sweetums,
  18. the other one Skeksis
  19. Step up to Lee
  20. and get your butt kicked
  21. Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
  22. I broke Ferrigno
  23. and the Comics Code
  24. So keep your frog and pig show
  25. moving right along down the road
  26. I'm glad you got that out
  27. That anger can clutter your mind
  28. but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah)
  29. so, let's just leave it behind
  30. 'cause I can sense your tension
  31. once the verbal fencing starts commencing
  32. There is no defense against the dents
  33. Jim Henson is dispensing
  34. And I'm clenching all your strings
  35. like you're a puppet in suspension
  36. Call your superhero friends in
  37. (Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging)
  38. Let me mention,
  39. I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
  40. for you to sign your name
  41. (On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)
  42. Nice try, frogman
  43. but Jack was a friend of mine
  44. That was a low blow
  45. he did his own Thing
  46. and now you've made it clobbering time
  47. Oh, you taught children
  48. to count and spell
  49. Then you taught your won kids
  50. how to drop your wife harder
  51. than you flopped on SNL
  52. I'm telling you, Henson
  53. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
  54. I'm a marvel of a party pooper
  55. I'll snap your turtleneck
  56. like a Doozer stick
  57. and put you out to pasture
  58. like Mr. Hooper
  59. I'm sorry Jim,
  60. sometimes I can't control my rage
  61. Honestly, there's a lot of things
  62. that you can't control at my age
  63. But the truth is I miss ya
  64. you were gone too soon
  65. You were like watching a beautiful sunset
  66. ...At noon
  67. Ah Stan, don't be sad
  68. we all have a time to go (yeah)
  69. Most of the internet thought that
  70. you died 12 years ago
  71. But the Four will always be Fantastic
  72. The Hulk will always be Incredible
  73. The words you wrote
  74. within the hearts of heroes are indelible
  75. There is no beef between us
  76. we're two minds of the same kind
  77. And there is no man who could ever muck
  78. with what we've left behind
  79. M-I-C
  80. I rock the mic properly
  81. K-E-Y
  82. Turning profits I've got the key
  83. I'm the Juggernaut of
  84. stacking knots unstoppably
  85. The Disneyland-Lord of your
  86. intellectual property
  87. So get back to work,
  88. that's my dime you're wasting
  89. I didn't buy you for billions
  90. so you could play around debating
  91. Ah, you belong to Disney,
  92. which means you stay busy
  93. cranking out magic
  94. and assembly line whimsy
  95. Artists begging me to stop,
  96. I won't let' em!
  97. Labour conditions in my shop?
  98. I don't sweat 'em!
  99. I'm powerful enough to
  100. make a mouse gigantic
  101. With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
  102. Clearly, there's nobody near me
  103. I'm owning this battle
  104. In fact, I own this whole series
  105. So, hop on my steamboat, boys
  106. but don't rock it
  107. I'll put a smile on your face
  108. and green in your pockets
  109. You'll be safe and insured
  110. when you're under my employ
  111. Now look at it!
  112. Gaze upon my empire of joy!