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← [TRANSLATED] Dr. Seuss vs William Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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Showing Revision 2 created 11/13/2015 by Ryan Moulton.

  1. Come bite my thumb
  2. I hope you know the stakes
  3. I'll put a slug between
  4. your shoulder blades
  5. then ask what light through
  6. yonder poser breaks?
  7. I hath been iambic on that ass
  8. ye bastard
  9. my rhymes are classic
  10. your crap is drafted
  11. by a kindergartner
  12. high on acid
  13. ye hoebag
  14. you're an old white Soulja Boy
  15. who has no swag
  16. and no gonads
  17. egads it's so sad
  18. and to top it off
  19. you're not a doctor
  20. I've never seen a softer author
  21. you crook, you
  22. I bet you wrote
  23. the Twlight books too
  24. I would not could not on a boat
  25. read any of the boring ass
  26. plays you wrote
  27. even Horton
  28. doesn't want to hear you
  29. and Cindy Lou Who is
  30. afraid to go near you
  31. you bore people to death
  32. you leave a classroom
  33. looking like the end of MacBeth
  34. I entertain a child of any age
  35. you gotta translate
  36. what you said
  37. on the opposite page
  38. how you gonna battle
  39. with the Cat In The Hat?
  40. little kits get scared
  41. when I step on the mat
  42. you think your ruffled neck ass
  43. gonna rap to that?
  44. I got a best selling book
  45. about me coming back
  46. I'm switching up my style
  47. like the Beatles with my pieces
  48. each is such a wonder
  49. with a plethora of features
  50. you're pathetically predictable
  51. you think your new book
  52. might include a trisyllabic meter
  53. and some ghetto Muppet creatures
  54. the Bard is in the building
  55. it's a castle, I'm a boss
  56. I bet I'm Parliament
  57. I'm positive I'm killing it
  58. I'm iller than the plague
  59. I never caught or cholera
  60. a baller baller
  61. on some cricket bowler business
  62. while you're sitting in the bleachers
  63. You rap fast you do
  64. yes you rap fast it's true
  65. now let's see how you rap
  66. versus Things 1 and 2
  67. Oh, No
  68. We'll smash your globe
  69. yo, you may have wrote the script
  70. but now we running the show
  71. you can take your fancy words
  72. and send'em
  73. back home to your mama
  74. break our foot off in your ass
  75. with our feetie pajamas
  76. man we'll cook you up
  77. and eat you with some
  78. ham and green eggs
  79. we'll break offa your legs
  80. make no mistake
  81. we in a rage
  82. all does not end well
  83. when we bust out our cage
  84. you gettin' upstaged Bill
  85. yo, you just got played!
  86. Who won?
  87. Who's next?
  88. You decide