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ERB - Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood - Scots Subtitles

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    Av got the baddest fists ae fury
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    that the world ever saw
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    beat whole karate schools
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    'n' mother fuckers wae claws
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    how cin you tawk mair shite
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    wae ma fist in yer jaw
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    don't need wurds tae serve ye
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    al just say
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    waaaataaaw
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    yer movies they bore us
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    they're is slow is a tortis
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    am the king ae nunchucks
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    a fucked up Chuck Norris
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    a inventit Jeet Kune Do
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    so taste ma slipper shoe
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    here's ma two finger push up
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    Kung F-U
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    ye scream like a girl
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    and got moves like Jagger
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    but al rip ye a new one
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    like a ragin' shagger
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    yer in the gym too much Ringo
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    perfectin' kicks
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    ye shoulda spent mair time
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    matchin' yer voice up tae yer lips
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    you shouldnae be in a fight
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    ye belong in a sweatshop
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    so wire in
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    make ma iPod
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    those wee dances ye dae
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    don't scare me Bruce
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    fuck you pal
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    A even squint better thin ye
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    A beat the good 'in the bad
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    you must be the ugly
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    ad smash up yer face
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    but yer maw done it fur meh
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    go tug your pistol fur a fist full
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    ae yer million dollar babies
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    in the eighties you had potential
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    but now yer fuckin' mental
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    a man who argues wae folk
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    who irnae even there
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    is mair fit tae rap against
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    this fuckin' chair
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    d'ye feel lucky punk?
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    ahts wit am asking
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    cannae be too tough
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    ye got killed by an aspirin
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    'n' yer wan inch punch
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    same size is yer pecker
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    leave the rappin' ae me
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    stick tae Chinese Checkers
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    ad beat ye in Round Two
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    but that'd be unbelievable
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    naeb'dy in yer family
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    ever lives tae see a sequel
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    Who wun?
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    Who's nixt?
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    S'up tae you!
Title:
ERB - Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood - Scots Subtitles
Description:

Note: Yes, hard to believe, but Scots is basically a form of English that is more of a form of how people in the west and south of Scotland, that is written as it is spoken. Sometimes it's too hard to convey.

(And yes, the word for 'and' does sound and look like the word 'in' sometimes, depending on usage)

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Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 2
Duration:
01:50

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