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ERB - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney

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    I'm not gonna let this battle
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    Be dictated by facts
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    I'm rich
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    I've got fat stacks and super PAC's
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    We all know what went down
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    In that 2008 election
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    You're a decent politician
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    With a winning complexion
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    You're all Barack and no bite
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    Been no change
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    And we're all still hoping
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    That you'll shut your mouth
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    But like Guantanamo Bay
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    They're both open
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    You're from the Windy City
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    Where you're looking pretty
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    With your blowhards
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    But come January
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    You'll be left evicted
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    And with no job
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    Raw rhymes
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    Stronger than my jaw line
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    When I spit a phrase
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    Knocking you harder
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    Than front doors
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    In my old mission days
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    You see this silver spoon?
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    This dug Mass outta debt
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    Took you four years
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    To drop unemployment
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    Down below 8 percent
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    You feel that Barry you're old news
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    Everyone's having doubts
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    And your rhymes are as
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    Weak as this economy
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    That you've done nothing about
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    Call me a vicious businessman
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    Cause Romney's stealing this race
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    I'll go Bain Capital
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    On your donkey ass
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    Restructure your face
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    They say your father
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    Was a great man
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    You must be what's left
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    Need to stop hating on gays
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    Let 'em teach you how to dress!
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    You've got the momma jeans
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    And a Mr. Fantastic face
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    So rich and white it's like
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    I'm running against a cheesecake
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    Republicans
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    Need a puppet and you fit
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    Got their hands
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    So far up your rear
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    Call you Mitt
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    I'm the Head Of State
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    You're like a head of cabbage
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    Bout to get smacked
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    By my stimulus package!
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    Hahaha...
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    You're a bad man with no chance
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    You can't even touch me
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    I got four more years
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    (Two terms!)
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    In the White House just trust me
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    I hope you saved your best rhymes
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    For the second half
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    Cause right now
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    I'm 47 percent through
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    Kicking your ass
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    Whatever!
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    That 40 percent thing
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    Got you real mad
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    What did it remind you
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    How many decent parents you had?
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    Look I respect all religions
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    But it might get crazy
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    If the White House has a first,
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    second and a third lady
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    Ha!
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    Don't bring up wives man
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    What are you doing?
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    You got hitched to the female version
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    of Patrick Ewing!
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    Let me be clear
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    Don't get it twisted
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    We'll see how pretty your face is
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    After my fist has kissed it
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    Uhahuhghuaha
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    You're a stuttering communist!
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    Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!
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    You're stupid!
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    Nuh-uh!
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    CAWWW!
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    By the power vested in me
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    by this giant bald bird
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    The president shall not be
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    The shiniest of two turds!
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    You!
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    I wanna like you!
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    Don't talk about change just do it!
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    I fought for what was on my brain
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    Until a bullet went through it!
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    And you!
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    Moneybags!
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    You're a pancake
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    You're flip-floppity!
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    It's a country not a company
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    You can play like Monopoly!
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    I'll properly reach across the aisle
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    And bitch smack you as equals
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    Of the people!
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    By the people!
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    For the people!
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    Eagle!
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    CAWWW!
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide!
Title:
ERB - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
Video Language:
English
Team:
Epic Rap Battles of History
Project:
ERB Season 2 - Part 2
Duration:
03:30

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