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[TRANSLATED] Terminator vs Robocop. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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    Freeze
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    I suggest you use your
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    right to remain silent
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    before I show your Gobot ass
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    some Detroit violence
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    I'm like an X-Wing commander
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    cause I stay on target
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    I take over these streets
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    like I'm a farmers market
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    I wonder where the Cyberdyne
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    research went
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    that they couldn't fix
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    your funky Hans and Franz accent
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    they sent you back to kill a child
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    but he's defeating you still
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    they should have made
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    a time traveling morning after pill
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    and I didn't think I had
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    any feelings left inside me
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    but my heart was surely broken
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    after Terminator 3
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    I'm RoboCop and I got the flow
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    to beat roided out C-3PO
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    I got the mic control like alt delete
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    your move creep
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    Wrong
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    I have detailed files on
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    the conclusion of your trilogy
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    that movie failed Detroit
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    worse than the automotive industry
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    I am T-800 Cyberdyne systems model 101
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    and I'll be sweeping up your robo-bits
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    like paperclips when I'm done
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    my rapping attack is a massive dispatch
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    of bazookas and gats and grenades
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    that rapidly bashes your brains
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    and dismantles that puny pea shooter
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    that fits in your leg
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    we're not the same
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    you peel away
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    my perfect skin you find super computers
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    you look like Krang
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    wearing a cold press juicer
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    they left off your balls
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    when your suit was created
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    I still love you Alex
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    Bullshit
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    your sex life is terminated
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    based on my detailed analysis
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    of the lyrical structure of battle raps
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    it's time for your next shit verse
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    and then
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    I'll be back
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    you don't know love
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    you don't know honor
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    you only know a programmed
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    robot boner for John Connor
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    OCP gave me the skills to wreck this
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    I can't help it if I'm fresh
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    it's my prime directive
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    I'll punch through your face hole
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    and rip out your vocal cords
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    then mail your space helmet
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    back to Geordi La Forge
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    nice try
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    but I'm too quick on the draw
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    what can go wrong for you will creep
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    Murphy's Law
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    chill out dick wad
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    your emotions are wrecking your flow
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    I couldn't find a decent rhyme in your line
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    if I was in search mode
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    you're too slow
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    I blow more steam through machines
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    than a barista
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    it's Judgment Day baby
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    hasta la vista
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    Who won?
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    Who's next?
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    You decide
Title:
[TRANSLATED] Terminator vs Robocop. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]
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Video Language:
English
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Epic Rap Battles of History
Duration:
03:09

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