1 00:00:12,884 --> 00:00:14,486 Hej Bože, to sam ja, Elen 2 00:00:14,486 --> 00:00:15,988 mogu da te pitam nešto? 3 00:00:15,988 --> 00:00:17,573 Kako ta kažem mojoj drugarici Opri 4 00:00:17,573 --> 00:00:18,600 da ću je razbiti više 5 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:19,416 nego Stedmana 6 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:20,285 Zavrteće joj se u glavi 7 00:00:20,285 --> 00:00:21,165 kada su u pitanju rime 8 00:00:21,165 --> 00:00:21,971 imam sklonost 9 00:00:21,971 --> 00:00:23,483 Tako da ako ti je namera da se boriš sa mnom 10 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:24,407 bolje je da pomenem... 11 00:00:24,407 --> 00:00:26,271 ...liznuće te lezbejka! 12 00:00:26,271 --> 00:00:28,098 O, skinuću te sa tog tvog trona 13 00:00:28,098 --> 00:00:29,493 oduzeću ti sve što IMAŠ 14 00:00:29,493 --> 00:00:31,129 Imam veštinu da nateram dr. Fila da kaže: 15 00:00:31,129 --> 00:00:32,502 Mislim da je bolje da je ostaviš na miru! 16 00:00:32,502 --> 00:00:34,125 Možeš da kažeš Rejčel Rej 17 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,558 da mi je omiljeni recept 18 00:00:35,558 --> 00:00:37,126 seckanje Opre Vinfri 19 00:00:37,126 --> 00:00:39,446 na million malih delića! 20 00:00:39,446 --> 00:00:40,622 Ja sam Kraljica TV-a 21 00:00:40,622 --> 00:00:42,508 i ovde sam da te uništim 22 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:43,771 tako da, proveri ispod svog sedišta 23 00:00:43,771 --> 00:00:45,953 zato što imam nešto za tebe! 24 00:00:45,953 --> 00:00:47,129 Ne možeš ni da se nadaš 25 00:00:47,129 --> 00:00:48,868 da budeš ni upola kul kao Opra 26 00:00:48,868 --> 00:00:50,023 Privući ću ti ruke 27 00:00:50,023 --> 00:00:50,753 oko vrata 28 00:00:50,753 --> 00:00:52,569 i udaviti te! 29 00:00:52,569 --> 00:00:54,118 Devojko, šou ti je zoo-vrt 30 00:00:54,118 --> 00:00:55,439 cela nedelja je o mačićima 31 00:00:55,439 --> 00:00:57,075 i igraš kao kokoška 32 00:00:57,075 --> 00:00:58,631 koja se ušunjala u Pijanu Kuhinju! 33 00:00:58,631 --> 00:01:00,367 Igrala si retardiranu ribu 34 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:02,023 Ja sam nominovana glumica 35 00:01:02,023 --> 00:01:03,623 Ime mi je sinonim moći, 36 00:01:03,623 --> 00:01:05,728 speluj to normalno ili unazad! 37 00:01:05,728 --> 00:01:07,137 Da, ti imaš tu moć, 38 00:01:07,137 --> 00:01:08,901 i da, ja imam te mačiće 39 00:01:08,901 --> 00:01:10,280 Takođe imam kučiće, 40 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,343 talentovanu decu 41 00:01:11,343 --> 00:01:11,951 i rukavice za rernu! 42 00:01:11,951 --> 00:01:13,892 Volim slatke stvari koje nasmeju ljude 43 00:01:13,892 --> 00:01:15,578 Učinim da se svi osećaju dobro 44 00:01:15,578 --> 00:01:17,228 mali ples i publika podivlja! 45 00:01:17,228 --> 00:01:18,885 Šutnem te nazad u Miracle Mile (film) 46 00:01:18,885 --> 00:01:20,327 Mislim da sam ti rekla 47 00:01:20,327 --> 00:01:21,894 Tvoje vladanje je završeno 48 00:01:21,894 --> 00:01:23,416 Skačem preko Opre 49 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,144 Kao da sam Tom Kruz na kauču 50 00:01:25,144 --> 00:01:26,879 Od ABC-a do LGBT-a 51 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:28,537 do NBC-a i sad sam sve ja! 52 00:01:28,537 --> 00:01:29,379 najbolji sam MC 53 00:01:29,379 --> 00:01:30,173 i najveća zvezda 54 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:30,990 i ugrišću te za dupe 55 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,274 kao porez na besplatnom autu! 56 00:01:32,274 --> 00:01:33,497 Tvoja usta pišu čekove 57 00:01:33,497 --> 00:01:35,425 tvoj novčanik ne podnosi, damo 58 00:01:35,425 --> 00:01:36,967 Gurnuću svoju cipelu 59 00:01:36,967 --> 00:01:38,859 u to tvoje odelo, bejbi 60 00:01:38,859 --> 00:01:40,345 ti me pratiš, 61 00:01:40,345 --> 00:01:42,007 zato što sam ti asfaltirala put 62 00:01:42,007 --> 00:01:43,158 voziš iza mene 63 00:01:43,158 --> 00:01:44,756 u polovnom Porsche-u 64 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,452 proveri Fortune 500 65 00:01:46,452 --> 00:01:47,804 ja sam medijsko čudo 66 00:01:47,804 --> 00:01:49,679 Dalaj Lama i Obama 67 00:01:49,679 --> 00:01:51,862 imaju moj mobini broj 68 00:01:51,862 --> 00:01:52,790 pokušaj da se boriš sa mnom 69 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:55,057 Skršiću celo tržište, dušo! 70 00:01:55,057 --> 00:01:56,515 kada kreneš kao Opra 71 00:01:56,515 --> 00:01:58,786 nema povratka! 72 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,429 Ko je pobedio? 73 00:02:00,429 --> 00:02:01,986 Ko je sledeći? 74 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:04,001 Vi odlučite!