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圓柄棍：見見凱撒

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他是個指揮官

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自以為可以跟薩凡納的王者共舞

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當我與你出生入死時

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我剝膚「槌｣髓

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劈下「萬神｣之顱

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用帝國橫額包裹著它

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將頭寄去羅馬

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再附祖魯族的訊息

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如你向恰卡開戰

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你會淹淹一息

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不幸橫過此赤道

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請君入甕，必定很難捱

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被我屌得痛快

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好比只是克里奧帕特拉

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你的屁話滔滔不絕

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在個穿尿布的立場看

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聽聞你能吐出毒液

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在這戰役卻不發揮其所

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因為我只能聽見威嚇

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從一個無品「暴｣魯「徒｣斯之中

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而我即將統領你

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像一隻充滿意大利的靴

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你須用你的牛皮盾

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去作蔽護

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有眼不識泰山地對抗

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前三頭同盟之父

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大帝是帝國之首

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共和政府已成古

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捕獲你

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有同胞軍團伴隨我旁，非常穩固

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問問綁匪們

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我只是空口説白話

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J博士要爆你籃像

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「誰才是王道呀！｣

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所以別再搖晃你那根小樹枝

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如我「震｣想「錟｣莎士比亞

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動動自傳即可移易

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我聽過你那套戲劇

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結局是怎麼樣

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對了

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被小刀插廿三而死作收場

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你的羅馬劍也變成破銅爛鐵

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當你軍團陣形

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被公牛角狠狠地刺

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由祖魯勇士組成的

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走荊斬，有素訓練

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才能將任何首領的

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白人兵兒

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我兼備獅之力量

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以及豹之速度

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而眾所周知

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膽小如雞的凱撒不敢動怒

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我可以當隻鬣狗嗎？

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因我要捧腹大笑

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我有份將你牧羊的骨頭鋪成路

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首先我陣腳會逆行

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拍打你的胸膛一響

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再先後瓦解公牛角

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想包抄我，痴心妄想

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讓你的後備軍進攻吧

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我枕「弩｣待旦

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當我瞄準

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我必定保持我的隊伍就緒

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因為殺死你們班異教徒根本無用

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你被打敗後可以幫我種麥子

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誰贏？

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下次又是誰？

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你來決定吧！

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譯者：Gabriel Tsang