[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.75,0:00:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Iwisa meet Caesar Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a commander Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.18,0:00:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who thinks he can dance with Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.30,0:00:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conan of the Savanna Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.61,0:00:16.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when I go hand to hand with you Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.17,0:00:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I go hammer Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.23,0:00:18.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knock off his dome Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.13,0:00:19.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wrap it up in his own banner Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.69,0:00:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,send it back to Rome Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.60,0:00:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a message from the Zulu Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.06,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you battle Shaka Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.32,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this will happen to you Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:25.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you cross that equator Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.37,0:00:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll head straight into a massacre Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.83,0:00:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get fucked by more than Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.69,0:00:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just Cleopatra in Africa Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.37,0:00:30.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You talk a lot of shit Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.42,0:00:31.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a man wearing a diaper Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.73,0:00:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard you had poison spit Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.04,0:00:34.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where was it in this cypher? Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.22,0:00:35.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause all I hear is threats Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.21,0:00:36.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a brute with no discipline Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.51,0:00:37.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm ruling over you Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.58,0:00:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a boot full of my citizens Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.22,0:00:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should take your cow skin shield Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.68,0:00:41.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hide under it Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.57,0:00:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're fucking with the most triumphant Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.88,0:00:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,third of the triumvirate Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.03,0:00:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm first of the empire Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.17,0:00:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and last of the republicans Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.54,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and hunting you accompanied Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.66,0:00:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by legions of my countrymen Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.00,0:00:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ask my kidnappers if I'm just a shit talker Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.23,0:00:52.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doc J dunk on you like Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.73,0:00:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boom Shakalaka Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.91,0:00:56.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so don't go rattling your sticks at me Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.10,0:00:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I wanted to shake spears Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:00:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd waggle my biography Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.65,0:00:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right I've heard of your play Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.80,0:01:00.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell me how does it end? Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.86,0:01:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh yes Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.57,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you get stabbed many times by your friends Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so whatcha gonna do Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.66,0:01:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with your Roman swords Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.94,0:01:07.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when the lines of your legions Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.25,0:01:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get gored by the horns of the Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.68,0:01:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zulu Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.23,0:01:09.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warriors! Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.81,0:01:10.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trained on thorns Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.81,0:01:12.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to dismember any emperor's Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.20,0:01:13.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pasty white hoards Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.16,0:01:14.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the strength of a lion Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.42,0:01:15.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the speed of a cheetah Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.83,0:01:16.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everyone knows Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.72,0:01:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're just a chicken Caesar Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.34,0:01:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oooh can I be a hyena? Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.56,0:01:20.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm going to laugh Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.53,0:01:21.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll pave roads with the bones Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.91,0:01:23.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your goat-herding ass Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.05,0:01:24.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first my front lines will drop back Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.53,0:01:25.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and spank you in the chest Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.52,0:01:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I'll decimate your horns Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.70,0:01:27.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can't outflank the best Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.94,0:01:29.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let your reserves come at me Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.14,0:01:30.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my ballista's cocked and ready Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.33,0:01:31.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I take aim Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.14,0:01:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always keep my whole crew steady Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.81,0:01:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because there's no use in Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.69,0:01:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,murdering you and your heathen Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.58,0:01:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can grow my wheat for me Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.90,0:01:38.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after you're beaten Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.30,0:01:39.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won? Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.59,0:01:40.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next? Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.74,0:01:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide