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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.46,0:00:16.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Greetings, heros!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.33,0:00:17.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stan Lee's here to battle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.80,0:00:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the mind behind The Hulk
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.29,0:00:21.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,against the geek beneath the Fraggles
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.40,0:00:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just your friendly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.51,0:00:23.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,neighbourhood writer, man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.58,0:00:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a secret identity of a Super MC
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.89,0:00:27.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose raps are as dark as my shades
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.20,0:00:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave you squealing like:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MEMEMEMEME
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.36,0:00:30.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in trouble now, Jimmy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.31,0:00:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you dirty old hippie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.30,0:00:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your beard needs a little bit of snikt
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.46,0:00:33.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,damn skippy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.25,0:00:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Heck,that face on your neck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.37,0:00:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ain't sexy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.03,0:00:35.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're one part Sweetums,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.92,0:00:36.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the other one Skeksis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.90,0:00:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Step up to Lee
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.10,0:00:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get your butt kicked
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.30,0:00:40.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.51,0:00:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I broke Ferrigno
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.39,0:00:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the Comics Code
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So keep your frog and pig show
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.52,0:00:44.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,moving right along down the road
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.81,0:00:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad you got that out
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.98,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That anger can clutter your mind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.66,0:00:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.74,0:00:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so, let's just leave it behind
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.14,0:00:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I can sense your tension
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.70,0:00:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,once the verbal fencing starts commencing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.92,0:00:56.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no defense against the dents
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.97,0:00:58.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jim Henson is dispensing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.63,0:01:00.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm clenching all your strings
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.43,0:01:02.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you're a puppet in suspension
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.33,0:01:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call your superhero friends in
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.27,0:01:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.02,0:01:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me mention,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.03,0:01:09.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm impressed by all the vision that it took
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.48,0:01:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for you to sign your name
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.38,0:01:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.13,0:01:15.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice try, frogman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.51,0:01:17.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but Jack was a friend of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.01,0:01:18.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a low blow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.23,0:01:19.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he did his own Thing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.13,0:01:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now you've made it clobbering time
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.77,0:01:23.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you taught children
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.26,0:01:24.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to count and spell
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.64,0:01:25.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you taught your won kids
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.67,0:01:26.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how to drop your wife harder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.58,0:01:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than you flopped on SNL
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.87,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you, Henson
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.22,0:01:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.25,0:01:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a marvel of a party pooper
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.98,0:01:32.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll snap your turtleneck
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.97,0:01:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a Doozer stick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.84,0:01:34.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put you out to pasture
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.84,0:01:36.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Mr. Hooper
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.62,0:01:37.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry Jim,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.86,0:01:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sometimes I can't control my rage
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.77,0:01:41.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, there's a lot of things
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.39,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that you can't control at my age
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:44.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the truth is I miss ya
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.85,0:01:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were gone too soon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.54,0:01:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were like watching a beautiful sunset
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.72,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...At noon
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.80,0:01:52.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah Stan, don't be sad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.52,0:01:54.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we all have a time to go (yeah)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.52,0:01:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Most of the internet thought that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.53,0:01:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you died 12 years ago
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.72,0:01:59.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the Four will always be Fantastic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.87,0:02:01.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Hulk will always be Incredible
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.69,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The words you wrote
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.72,0:02:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within the hearts of heroes are indelible
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.15,0:02:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is no beef between us
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.92,0:02:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're two minds of the same kind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.77,0:02:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And there is no man who could ever muck
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.97,0:02:13.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with what we've left behind
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.05,0:02:14.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-I-C
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.45,0:02:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I rock the mic properly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.69,0:02:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,K-E-Y
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.04,0:02:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Turning profits I've got the key
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.33,0:02:21.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the Juggernaut of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.56,0:02:23.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stacking knots unstoppably
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.87,0:02:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Disneyland-Lord of your
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.23,0:02:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intellectual property
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.54,0:02:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So get back to work,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.44,0:02:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's my dime you're wasting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.01,0:02:32.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't buy you for billions
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.99,0:02:35.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you could play around debating
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.11,0:02:36.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, you belong to Disney,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.80,0:02:38.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which means you stay busy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.84,0:02:40.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cranking out magic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.23,0:02:42.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and assembly line whimsy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.46,0:02:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Artists begging me to stop,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.60,0:02:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I won't let' em!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.22,0:02:48.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Labour conditions in my shop?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.38,0:02:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't sweat 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.55,0:02:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm powerful enough to
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.19,0:02:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a mouse gigantic
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.47,0:02:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With only 3 circles I dominate the planet
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.36,0:02:59.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Clearly, there's nobody near me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.85,0:03:01.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm owning this battle
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.62,0:03:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact, I own this whole series
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.46,0:03:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, hop on my steamboat, boys
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.92,0:03:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but don't rock it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.78,0:03:09.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put a smile on your face
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.71,0:03:11.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and green in your pockets
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.60,0:03:13.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be safe and insured
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.49,0:03:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're under my employ
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.40,0:03:16.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now look at it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.58,0:03:20.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gaze upon my empire of joy!