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Greetings, heros!

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Stan Lee's here to battle

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It's the mind behind The Hulk

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against the geek beneath the Fraggles

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I'm just your friendly

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neighbourhood writer, man

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with a secret identity of a Super MC

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whose raps are as dark as my shades

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leave you squealing like:

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MEMEMEMEME

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You're in trouble now, Jimmy

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you dirty old hippie

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Your beard needs a little bit of snikt

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damn skippy

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Heck,that face on your neck

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ain't sexy

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you're one part Sweetums,

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the other one Skeksis

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Step up to Lee

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and get your butt kicked

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Your Muppet Snuffleupagus stuff is bupkis

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I broke Ferrigno

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and the Comics Code

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So keep your frog and pig show

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moving right along down the road

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I'm glad you got that out

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That anger can clutter your mind

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but you're a creative man, Stanley (yeah)

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so, let's just leave it behind

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'cause I can sense your tension

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once the verbal fencing starts commencing

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There is no defense against the dents

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Jim Henson is dispensing

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And I'm clenching all your strings

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like you're a puppet in suspension

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Call your superhero friends in

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(Yeah, 'cause you're gonna need Avenging)

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Let me mention,

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I'm impressed by all the vision that it took

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for you to sign your name

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(On all of Jack Kirby's comic books)

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Nice try, frogman

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but Jack was a friend of mine

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That was a low blow

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he did his own Thing

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and now you've made it clobbering time

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Oh, you taught children

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to count and spell

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Then you taught your won kids

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how to drop your wife harder

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than you flopped on SNL

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I'm telling you, Henson

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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

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I'm a marvel of a party pooper

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I'll snap your turtleneck

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like a Doozer stick

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and put you out to pasture

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like Mr. Hooper

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I'm sorry Jim,

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sometimes I can't control my rage

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Honestly, there's a lot of things

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that you can't control at my age

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But the truth is I miss ya

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you were gone too soon

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You were like watching a beautiful sunset

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...At noon

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Ah Stan, don't be sad

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we all have a time to go (yeah)

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Most of the internet thought that

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you died 12 years ago

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But the Four will always be Fantastic

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The Hulk will always be Incredible

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The words you wrote

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within the hearts of heroes are indelible

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There is no beef between us

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we're two minds of the same kind

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And there is no man who could ever muck

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with what we've left behind

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M-I-C

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I rock the mic properly

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K-E-Y

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Turning profits I've got the key

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I'm the Juggernaut of

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stacking knots unstoppably

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The Disneyland-Lord of your

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intellectual property

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So get back to work,

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that's my dime you're wasting

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I didn't buy you for billions

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so you could play around debating

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Ah, you belong to Disney,

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which means you stay busy

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cranking out magic

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and assembly line whimsy

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Artists begging me to stop,

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I won't let' em!

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Labour conditions in my shop?

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I don't sweat 'em!

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I'm powerful enough to

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make a mouse gigantic

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With only 3 circles I dominate the planet

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Clearly, there's nobody near me

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I'm owning this battle

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In fact, I own this whole series

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So, hop on my steamboat, boys

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but don't rock it

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I'll put a smile on your face

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and green in your pockets

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You'll be safe and insured

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when you're under my employ

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Now look at it!

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Gaze upon my empire of joy!