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噢，到我了嗎？

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那麼，這是我的第一項問題

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我都幾乎不認識你

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連羞辱你都不行

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但你們真的認為

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我會搞砸這場爭執

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輸給這傢伙？

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一個曾經被巨大沙拉克嚼過的傢伙？

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當我揮舞我的武士刀時便會造成傷害

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我會把你這傢伙切成碎片然後消失

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我是人中之人

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你卻只是你老爸的複印本

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替維達做些臨時工

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偶爾還替賈霸工作

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生氣了，是因為山姆傑克森

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殺了你的複製人老爸嗎？

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找人去設下一些賞金

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買那個斗篷人的人頭

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或許我會寫一封信

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再把它寄到你的臉上

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婊子你說誰是複製人

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你只是從喪鐘中衍生出來的

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你偷了蜘蛛俠的眼睛

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再偷了蛇眼的武器

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你有狼人的能力

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叫那吉爾布魯醫生

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回去醫學院

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因為現在

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哦,那是什麼?

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一個導彈背包？

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我想你應該會沒事的

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如果一隻他媽的鳥攻擊你的話

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接下來介紹，

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你們以前從未見過，最被高估的角色

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在三部曲中只有五句對白

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而且其中一句還是

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啊啊啊啊啊

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我只需要五句對白

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因為我看起來他媽的很棒

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你看起來像一個

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打翻烤寬麵條在臉上的人

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但你對我來說價值會很高，

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如果我能把你的屍體帶回去的話！

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現在來上一課

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由頂級殺手所教的課

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所有人都知道

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你有再生的能力

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現在快跑回家，

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來從這分解中康復

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誰勝出了？

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下一次到誰？

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由你來決定