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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.32,0:00:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm coming off the Acropolis
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.19,0:00:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to start some pandemonium
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.82,0:00:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't bring limp raps
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.20,0:00:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to a pimp slap symposium
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.100,0:00:20.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the mad gadfly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.14,0:00:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,philosophy was my invention
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.81,0:00:23.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rolling with the flyest nihilist
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.67,0:00:25.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and me their French henchman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.39,0:00:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've got the wisdom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.01,0:00:26.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the wit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.57,0:00:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that even I couldn't question
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.32,0:00:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dropping Western medicine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.92,0:00:31.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on these East infections
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.61,0:00:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's evident
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.57,0:00:33.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've never been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.33,0:00:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our type of mental brethren
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.05,0:00:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're better thinkers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.95,0:00:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better speakers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.83,0:00:37.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better lovers
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.61,0:00:38.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better men
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.54,0:00:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This type of arrogance
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.78,0:00:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is sure to be expected
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.19,0:00:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from men who speak of wisdom
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.68,0:00:44.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with no clue of what respect is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.40,0:00:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you Westerners are sloppy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.09,0:00:47.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,needing discipline in life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.63,0:00:49.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you lack control of yourselves
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.44,0:00:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and of the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.81,0:00:52.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while we use precise strikes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.11,0:00:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to disrupt your concentration
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.98,0:00:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hand you an ass whipping
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.08,0:00:55.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our descendants
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.80,0:00:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will honor for generations
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.08,0:00:58.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we filled a nation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.09,0:00:58.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with patience
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.83,0:00:59.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the presence
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.58,0:01:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for living
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.39,0:01:01.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you'll never hold a candle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.81,0:01:02.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the wisdom
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.88,0:01:03.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.23,0:01:03.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,written
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.80,0:01:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll give you something
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.08,0:01:06.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can bow and kowtow to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.93,0:01:08.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I squat down and squeeze out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.55,0:01:10.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.22,0:01:12.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to take control
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the life you're given
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.12,0:01:14.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they call me Ubermensch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.63,0:01:15.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm so driven
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.66,0:01:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm a free thinker
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.32,0:01:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so confronting conformists like you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.78,0:01:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's my job
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.23,0:01:20.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got a sharp wit like a spit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.82,0:01:21.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that'll skewer you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.55,0:01:22.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a Confu-shish kebab
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.89,0:01:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you flubbed the mission
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.40,0:01:25.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm beating your submissive ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.15,0:01:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into submission
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.02,0:01:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dishing out more disses
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.90,0:01:28.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than letters and pamphlets and plays
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.44,0:01:29.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been publishing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.28,0:01:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now that we've covered the two
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.43,0:01:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yin and Yang twins
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.100,0:01:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can move on to Jackie Chan
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.10,0:01:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sun Tzu I'll be picking apart your Wu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.91,0:01:34.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my method, man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.92,0:01:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the seminal general
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.30,0:01:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't so tough on the mic
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.24,0:01:38.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all your men must be like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.24,0:01:38.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo what happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.87,0:01:39.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're pitiful lyrically
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.50,0:01:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lucky for history
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.28,0:01:41.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you didn't author The Art of Rapping
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.33,0:01:43.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch I wrote the Art of War
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.65,0:01:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you better get your guns out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.37,0:01:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these white boys getting burned
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.07,0:01:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause guess what
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.82,0:01:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now the Sun's out
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.76,0:01:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Asians spitting sick
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.05,0:01:51.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no this isn't SARS
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.39,0:01:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laozi kick the beat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.04,0:01:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now Confucius drop some bars
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.92,0:01:56.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me be Candide with you Voltaire
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.76,0:01:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,French drip with the egg noodle hair
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.31,0:02:00.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your ego's just so distracting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.06,0:02:01.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,free speech doesn't mean just keep yapping
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.52,0:02:02.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you killed God so I gotta ask
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.81,0:02:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did he die of shame
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.78,0:02:04.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when he made your mustache?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.72,0:02:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you tried to plant a new German psyche
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.44,0:02:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you just grew hate
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.99,0:02:07.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me no Third Reichy
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.85,0:02:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it all starts with you
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.03,0:02:10.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're the father Socrates
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.77,0:02:12.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,honestly I think you owe
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.14,0:02:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,both of your students here an apology
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.01,0:02:15.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't exactly call myself
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.79,0:02:17.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a student of this plebe
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.25,0:02:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't make Nietzsche come over
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.64,0:02:20.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and put a knee up in your chi
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.35,0:02:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.32,0:02:23.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.55,0:02:25.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'll end any mother fucker
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.11,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like my name in a spelling bee
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.12,0:02:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,plebe bitch?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.02,0:02:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm toxic like a hemlock sip
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.76,0:02:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hang a sandal on the door
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.42,0:02:32.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause you can suck Soc's dick
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.81,0:02:34.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sacré bleu Socrates
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.95,0:02:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're making things a little tense
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.30,0:02:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come let's blind these Chinese heinies
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.02,0:02:39.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some shiny bright enlightenment
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.71,0:02:41.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll not be taught camaraderie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.26,0:02:42.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a frog who rigged the lottery
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.65,0:02:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you make a mockery of ethics
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.98,0:02:45.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so keep your fat nose in your coffee
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.76,0:02:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me be frank
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.08,0:02:49.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't start beef with the Frank
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.12,0:02:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who hangs with B. Franks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.68,0:02:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,giving ladies beef franks
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.26,0:02:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have turned them on themselves
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.88,0:02:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their chaos is our opportunity
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.60,0:02:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we must remember
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.51,0:02:58.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bowl is most useful when it is empty
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.94,0:03:01.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Laozi I don't mean no disrespect
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.85,0:03:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you need to fill your bowl
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.30,0:03:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with some shit that makes some sense
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.14,0:03:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh you don't wanna stand
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.23,0:03:09.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the path of Lao Tzu today
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.58,0:03:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make you move bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.24,0:03:11.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get out the way
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.62,0:03:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yo, where in the tradition
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.53,0:03:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of rap battles is it written
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.22,0:03:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that two dudes on the same team
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.12,0:03:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should squabble
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.100,0:03:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like some clucking chickens
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.00,0:03:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,man Confucius
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.00,0:03:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you always try to put
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.13,0:03:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something in its place
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.07,0:03:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why don't you tell your eyebrows
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.62,0:03:24.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they need to fit better on your face
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.02,0:03:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay I see
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.97,0:03:27.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wanna make it like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.23,0:03:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll smack that warmongering head
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.90,0:03:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of your to go box hat
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.39,0:03:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so here's the real golden rule
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.08,0:03:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm way above you weak rookies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.02,0:03:34.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Confucius say
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.96,0:03:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you can all hold these fortune cookies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.52,0:03:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is winning?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.50,0:03:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is next?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.30,0:03:44.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide