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I'll handle this darling

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I'm known to fire off some BAR's

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cause if these lovers cross me

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they're gonna end up seeing stars

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I mean I'll let you go first

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but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in

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on this hissy fittin' rich kid

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and this prepubescent vixen

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I'm sick of them

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let's beat 'em then

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and we can rob 'em blind

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I'll stick this punk up from the front

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I'll take this broad from behind

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and pop a cap in the ass

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of the last Capulet heiress

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give miss no nights in Paris

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a reason to cry to her parents

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Oh!

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Romeo O Romeo

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wherefore you tryin to flow yo?

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mofo you soft as a froyo

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are those the drapes or your clothes bro?

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there's gonna be a tragedy

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make you ache like your balls

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on the balcony

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Barrow gang put their money

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where their mouth is

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spit sick like a plague

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on both your houses

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My love

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your face is beauty to behold

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I will protect thine honor

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from these dust bowl dildos

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a moment's break from your gaze

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is an eternity past

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so together we shall both

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put these bitches on blast

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en guard

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thou artless beetle headed flax wench

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the only insult you have thrust

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upon me is thine stench

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why don't you twist upon these nuts?

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I hear you're good with a wrench

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the dismal state of your raps

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should be a federal offense

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and you there

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wench with the neck of a chicken

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you'll get an ass rippin' worse

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than your boyfriend's in prison

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you're not a true romance

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you're just a conjugal visit

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oh but that's not even

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your real husband now is it?

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hey partner

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you best put a muzzle on your missus

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'fore I teach her how we handle

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disrespect down in Texas

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do you quarrel sir?

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ho, shall I draw my long sword

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or will you duck your

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chicken shit ass back into your Ford

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how could you beat my man

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in some mano a mano?

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you can't protect your best friend

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from some John Leguizamo

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no no my Romeo

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will beat your beau

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in contest blow for blow

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he will do upon thine dick

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what you hath done upon your toe

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oh, I am killed

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what irony is this?

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the lead role shot down

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by a failed actress

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then I shall kill myself

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on my stomach I shall lie

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so you louts can lick my ass

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thus with a dis I die

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oops nevermind

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my flesh was merely grazed

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where's Romeo?

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oh Nomeo!

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there's poison on your face

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oh happy dagger

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pierce me true

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persuade my breath to stop

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sheath yourself inside my heart

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and like the beat I drop

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well that was tragic

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that did not go as expected

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woulda done that boy some good

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to just wait a couple seconds

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it's kinda sad though really

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so young to have just died

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well at least we got each other

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just Bonnie

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and

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Who won?

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Who's next?

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You decide