WEBVTT 00:00:04.271 --> 00:00:05.939 ...who me? ....who him? 00:00:12.124 --> 00:00:14.559 PARAZIT 00:00:14.559 --> 00:00:21.122 Go, Get out, Afshin go.... Hello, I'm Kambiz Hosseini, our guest tonight Iraj Gorgin, the former producer 00:00:21.122 --> 00:00:25.890 of the 2nd Network, of the former National Iranian TV, and this show of PARAZIT at the level of Iran's 00:00:25.890 --> 00:00:32.199 National Team, who announces the Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week, illuminates the unspoken, and above 00:00:32.199 --> 00:00:38.791 all in the next 30 minutes, PARAZIT will tickle the foundations of POWER....People! This is PARAZIT! 00:00:38.791 --> 00:00:44.411 An anti-Iran and anti-Iranian show from America the World Eater! For you, you who these days don't have 00:00:44.411 --> 00:00:48.969 any patience and for whom, all news is bad news... 00:00:48.969 --> 00:00:50.186 PA 00:00:50.186 --> 00:00:50.871 PAR 00:00:50.871 --> 00:00:51.629 PARA 00:00:51.629 --> 00:00:52.978 PARAZ 00:00:52.978 --> 00:00:54.604 PARAZIT 00:00:54.604 --> 00:01:01.365 In the past week Ayatollah Khamanei said, "The street-presence of any Iranian during the Qods-day holiday 00:01:01.365 --> 00:01:05.299 will help the security of the country", but he forgot to clarify which country?This country or his other one! 00:01:05.299 --> 00:01:14.081 Apparently he has now defined like 3 or 4 countries, which is allowed in Eslam, 00:01:14.081 --> 00:01:18.904 Along with everyone being allowed to say Nothing... 00:01:18.904 --> 00:01:25.286 Hey, Russia has failed to deliver Iran's S-300 missiles, so Iran has gotten mixed up and now wants to 00:01:25.286 --> 00:01:35.495 complain to an International court, so then Russia's Foreign Ministry said, "We are dismayed by Iran's actions!" 00:01:35.495 --> 00:01:43.737 Ha! HA! HA! ...didn't see that coming eh! Oh Surprised one! Oh Moustache! A lifetime now Iran has gotten 00:01:43.737 --> 00:01:48.646 into it with everyone, while you sat in the Kremlin scratching and shoveling Iran's rials, now that it's 00:01:48.646 --> 00:01:52.315 your turn, Come and Get Your Due! Because here it comes! 00:01:52.315 --> 00:01:56.820 But last week, Heydar Moslehi, the Minister of Information said, "The government's performance is A+", 00:01:56.820 --> 00:02:02.156 Our own Saman here, regrets Moslehi wasn't his high school math teacher, to give out such good grades 00:02:02.156 --> 00:02:09.843 by the kilo. Saman flunked math 8 times, by the way... 00:02:09.843 --> 00:02:16.742 The managing director of Tehran's Air Quality control said, "So far this year, Tehranians have not had 00:02:16.742 --> 00:02:24.916 one healthy day" we're baffled so we ask, have Tehranians had ANYTHING healthy this year! 00:02:24.916 --> 00:02:32.485 Mahmoud Ahmadinajad said, "Elections, Freedom and Justice, is the right of theSyrian people." But he failed 00:02:32.485 --> 00:02:38.089 to say why Elections, Freedom and Justice are NOT the right of the Iranian people. 00:02:40.427 --> 00:02:46.466 Larijani the head of Iran's Majles (Congress) issued a message congratulating the people of Libya on the collapse of the Libyan dictatorship. 00:02:46.466 --> 00:02:55.241 Thank You! Mr. Larijani, Congrats, Love you baby! Hopefully one day we will congratulate you on the collapse 00:02:55.241 --> 00:02:59.880 of your dictatorship! Sir, please come again, good bye, see you later... 00:02:59.880 --> 00:03:07.606 Shane Bauer, and Josh Fattal for the illegal entry into Iran and spying for America were sentenced to 8 years... 00:03:07.606 --> 00:03:13.682 Just like the neighborhood punk who can't beat up the older brother, but as soon as he sees the younger brother on the corner 00:03:13.682 --> 00:03:19.668 SMACKS him, of course the SMACKING was in the mountains... 00:03:19.668 --> 00:03:24.068 Why don't you catch REAL spies! If you think you're so COOL! Mr. Islamic Republic! 00:03:24.068 --> 00:03:36.958 My Grandma could have caught 3 Berkeley students on Sheytan Kooh (mountain) and try and feed them to us as Spies! 00:03:38.030 --> 00:03:42.311 And speaking of Kooh (mountain), not a peep on Koohyar Goodarzi who was arrested July 31st... 00:03:42.311 --> 00:03:47.427 Meanwhile the killing of the Kurds continues by the Turkish Army and the IRGC... 00:03:47.427 --> 00:03:58.072 And...Lake Oroomieh still dry, takes it's last breaths and casts a hopeful eye to the honorable members 00:03:58.072 --> 00:04:12.740 of the Majles (Congress) for a glass of water, so it can continue to exist and not turn into... 00:04:12.756 --> 00:04:16.249 The Great Salt Desert of Oroomieh... 00:04:18.649 --> 00:04:25.660 Oh Man! Oh People! Oh Society! Oh Iranians! Hey, you know when I was a kid if we got into fights at school and beat up the other guy, no problem... 00:04:25.660 --> 00:04:32.773 but if we couldn't take on the other guy and didn't want to lose face with Mammad, Hassan, Hossein, Kami, Rami, 00:04:32.773 --> 00:04:37.411 Ala and Ata, after the last bell, when the bully would say, "Hey You! I want to talk to you!" 00:04:37.411 --> 00:04:45.768 Then everyone would crowd around, we'd take a step forward and start our tough fighting moves... 00:04:45.768 --> 00:04:51.358 Then we'd rip open our shirts and say, "Fine! Go ahead, hit me right here in my heart !" and the other guy who was 00:04:51.358 --> 00:04:59.152 foaming at the mouth shoved you to the ground and you'd roll around for a while and eventually the crowd would cry, 00:04:59.152 --> 00:05:09.276 "No! He beat him unfairly!", just so Mammad, Hassan Hossein, Kami, Rami, Ali, and Ata could see how real cowards fight... 00:05:09.276 --> 00:05:16.950 And if that didn't work, well at least we'd won the battle of public opinion, and everyone in school would say, 00:05:16.950 --> 00:05:26.985 "No no, he totally hit him unfairly", and so, we would hold our head high, and then we knew the true meaning of Martyrdom, 00:05:26.985 --> 00:05:29.537 For playing the Martyr was our honor... 00:05:29.537 --> 00:05:34.902 And that strategy then, THEN! We called that, "Playing the Martyr!" 00:05:34.902 --> 00:05:45.350 "My final point is on Somalia, which really takes the sleep from your eyes, (sobbing) and you cannot , 00:05:45.350 --> 00:05:53.106 not cry, when you see a black child from Somalia whose tears fall from its eyes, and his eyes say, "I'm 00:05:53.106 --> 00:06:01.729 hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm sick, I want medicine", and no one comes to his help, how can anyone sit and sleep comfortably, 00:06:01.729 --> 00:06:13.901 Yes, that was Mr. Jennati, as usual the teapot calling the kettle black, first off, the following was recorded entirely in Iran... 00:06:14.886 --> 00:06:22.782 "...(sobbing) and you cannot not cry... when you see a black child from Somalia whose tears 00:06:22.782 --> 00:06:29.858 fall from its eyes, and it's eyes say, "I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm sick, I want medicine, and no one comes to his help ... 00:07:06.129 --> 00:07:13.967 "Oh God, to those who see and do nothing, who know better than we, who pay no attention, and who show indifference, 00:07:13.967 --> 00:07:17.369 Oh God, send those to the same Black Dirt..." 00:07:17.369 --> 00:07:24.876 Let us return to "Playing the MARTYR" , Saman can you run that so we can see how many seconds Mr. Jennati fakes his martyrdom.... 00:07:32.229 --> 00:07:39.259 Wow, OK, seriously, I have to say this is a world record in the sport of "Playing the Martyr"! 00:07:39.259 --> 00:07:41.632 Now watch how quickly, he forgets his "pain"... 00:07:53.048 --> 00:07:58.027 Of course, he does not limit "Playing the Martyr" just to Somalia but... 00:07:58.027 --> 00:08:07.089 "God.....(sobbing) it's the holy month of Ramazan...." 00:08:07.089 --> 00:08:11.592 And the story of "Playing the Martyr" to manipulate the masses and use them, 00:08:11.592 --> 00:08:19.206 only works on prehistoric living things, but really the system is actually working, 00:08:19.206 --> 00:08:23.943 and we are generally a society of criers and whiners, and mourners, 00:08:23.943 --> 00:08:31.444 and just like in school, when we come up short to the bully, throwing ourselves upon "Playing the Martyr".... 00:08:36.059 --> 00:08:46.393 (Sappy love song) "I promise you... behind me, me the traveler, don't cry, don't cry.... 00:08:46.393 --> 00:09:02.565 dooon't cry.... I love you more than my life.... here now, don't cry, don't cry, doon't cry... 00:09:06.042 --> 00:09:18.327 "I carry you with my memories, don't cry, don't cry, dooon't cry... 00:09:18.819 --> 00:09:30.560 I want you to see, with smiling lips, tomorrow's morn, don't cry, don't cry, doooon't cry... 00:09:30.560 --> 00:09:33.725 "I mean, you can't not cry..." 00:09:35.479 --> 00:09:40.490 Soccer Coach- "...who knows why the ball went this way, or went that way..." 00:09:47.983 --> 00:10:03.530 I'll return, with a world of love, don't cry, I will return ... 00:10:03.530 --> 00:10:10.444 to sing to you.... for you... Again... 00:10:10.459 --> 00:10:30.067 "I too, as your old father, my heart is full of you young folks' kindness... 00:10:34.845 --> 00:10:37.511 "Who's fault is Persepolis' (soccer team) loss?" 00:11:13.034 --> 00:11:22.540 Yes, the right honorable Hojatt-ol-Eslam Mr. Ghera-ati, on the subject of clergy who 00:11:22.540 --> 00:11:31.155 sit at the deus of the mosque and offer grief, offered, 00:11:31.155 --> 00:11:38.288 "Now, we are the tear gas, we sing sad religious songs, it's OK, because tears have a useful purpose... 00:11:38.288 --> 00:11:41.951 ...but laughter has it's purpose too.... 00:11:41.951 --> 00:11:44.520 "...like why don't they offer the youth a year's supply of humor as Hallal (Blessed)?" 00:11:44.520 --> 00:11:45.703 Humor - what? 00:11:48.318 --> 00:11:53.948 Hallal articles, in a year you hear like at least 5 humorous stories. 00:11:53.948 --> 00:12:01.199 Write them down and fax them, so we can get the youth to join us, make Hallal people laugh! 00:12:01.199 --> 00:12:02.412 Because they will gather round us, because people want to laugh.... 00:12:02.412 --> 00:12:05.055 5 jokes a year, from priests???? 00:12:05.055 --> 00:12:07.094 The CLERGY!!!! 00:12:07.094 --> 00:12:12.432 CLERGY!!!!!! 5 a year! Send you a Hallal (sanctioned) joke, so let me get this straight what a Hallal joke is 00:12:12.432 --> 00:12:18.534 ...like you tell the joke then tie it to a string, then lower it into the Blessing well, like this, 00:12:18.534 --> 00:12:19.878 then pull it back up, and it's Hallal??? 00:12:19.878 --> 00:12:21.224 IS that what you mean? 00:12:21.224 --> 00:12:24.561 Hey, you know a guy asked this other guy to tell a salt-less (corny) joke, 00:12:24.577 --> 00:12:26.233 so he says, "Cucumber".... 00:12:26.233 --> 00:12:27.859 Get it? 00:12:27.859 --> 00:12:33.921 Then the otjher guy said, that was too salt-less (too corny), so he replied, "OK, how about pickle!" 00:12:33.921 --> 00:12:39.052 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ghera-ati's World of Wonder! 00:12:39.052 --> 00:12:43.230 gimme that cigarette... 00:12:43.230 --> 00:12:50.348 Someone who gets angry runs to cigarettes? As the Qoran says, (takes a verse from the Qoran and makes up a rhyme with Cigarettes and Hookah) 00:12:50.348 --> 00:12:51.151 and this.... 00:12:51.151 --> 00:12:59.215 ...some women don't put on make up at home, they look like ugly women from the Naser-o-ddin Shah period (1800s) 00:12:59.215 --> 00:13:01.788 Until she wants to go to a wedding, then she becomes Super-Deluxe! 00:13:01.788 --> 00:13:03.089 and another Ghera-ati.... 00:13:03.089 --> 00:13:12.311 The goal is two fold, eternity, or the world, of course I want to give you a mathematical formula... 00:13:12.311 --> 00:13:19.784 If you can say one verse, I can say 2 and will take a picture for you, just to prove it... 00:13:19.784 --> 00:13:20.653 and one more... 00:13:20.668 --> 00:13:25.741 Recently I have created "Drip-Speaking", you know, like Drip-Irrigation? 00:13:25.741 --> 00:13:27.208 Drip-Speeches! 00:13:27.208 --> 00:13:28.430 And he says.... 00:13:28.430 --> 00:13:32.059 If I got stung on the nose by an insect and my nose swelled up, I myself would not want to go on TV... 00:13:32.059 --> 00:13:32.830 And this one.... 00:13:35.549 --> 00:13:56.347 Various facial expressions and ridiculous quips. 00:13:56.347 --> 00:14:00.249 People think because I plant lettuce, I'm a peasant, but you who plant grass are intellectuals... 00:14:00.249 --> 00:14:04.166 I closed the toilet door.... and cried my eyes out... 00:14:04.166 --> 00:14:08.580 give this last one a triple spin... I will 00:14:08.749 --> 00:14:14.821 3 steps to marital bliss, 1) try to consummate, if that does not work, 00:14:14.821 --> 00:14:21.739 2) Separate your rooms and bed. Pout. If that does not work, then... 00:14:21.739 --> 00:14:27.934 3) As long as it doesn't get red or bruised or leave a mark, 00:14:27.934 --> 00:14:33.640 the man has the right to take a pen or a toothbrush, and strike the hand of his wife. 00:14:33.640 --> 00:14:37.244 Saman, what year is it? 00:14:37.244 --> 00:14:42.015 I think it is 1390 or 2011 Western... 00:14:42.015 --> 00:14:50.903 Mr. Ghera-ati, in 2011 do you actually want to hit a woman's hand with a pen to punish her? 00:14:50.903 --> 00:14:54.394 Forget you and your "3 steps" 00:14:54.394 --> 00:14:57.405 ...well, maybe sometimes.... if you like that sort of thing.... 00:14:57.405 --> 00:15:02.235 Take your 3 steps and hit them on your own head.... God please take that pen and stick it in your eye! 00:15:02.235 --> 00:15:09.076 Eslam says it's OK to hit your wife????? Where does it say that? Wow! Today of all days, there are lots of women here... 00:15:09.076 --> 00:15:13.984 Want me to come and show YOU 3 steps.... 00:15:13.984 --> 00:15:20.854 What does Eslam say about LIARS.... 00:15:22.392 --> 00:15:28.566 This week's guest Iraj Gorgin, former manager of the 2nd Network, from the former National Iranian TV... 00:15:28.566 --> 00:15:31.198 And one of the hallmark voices of Iranian radio 00:15:31.198 --> 00:15:38.071 My first question for Mr. Gorgin is what is your assessment of the media outside Iran, like VOA, BBC, etc. 00:15:38.071 --> 00:15:59.793 You're in it, you know the competition among these media to bring news to gain more viewers, 00:15:59.793 --> 00:16:01.910 In the past it was not like this. 00:16:01.910 --> 00:16:24.665 Government sponsored media, did not care about numbers of viewers. 00:16:24.665 --> 00:16:32.726 But now in my opinion, these media operate more like commercial TV. 00:16:32.726 --> 00:16:46.707 To say, statistics, how many viewers and listeners, used to determine budgets. 00:16:46.707 --> 00:17:10.197 And the measure of success. Managers of these media if they do not show results, lose their jobs, or the show ends, or changes. 00:17:10.197 --> 00:17:14.234 This was not this way in the past. 00:17:14.234 --> 00:17:17.746 But the way it is today is the way of the world today. 00:17:17.746 --> 00:17:28.816 There is such a proliferation of media and the means to connect and deliver. 00:17:28.816 --> 00:17:35.489 In the past it was more about HOW we delivered the news and who did it more accurately. 00:17:35.489 --> 00:17:39.826 It was not about who got the story first. 00:17:39.826 --> 00:17:43.530 So you think we're just after the announcement then? 00:17:43.530 --> 00:17:54.341 I just think you should think about what you are saying first. 00:17:54.341 --> 00:18:02.850 And what use it has for someone. But I think, as you stated, that's the way it is today. 00:18:02.850 --> 00:18:07.754 Following on what and how to say something, as you know the most professional 00:18:07.754 --> 00:18:17.004 Farsi language media belongs to the US and UK. VOA and the BBC etc. 00:18:17.004 --> 00:18:20.767 And they are known for news and information. 00:18:20.767 --> 00:18:27.675 How much do you feel these 2 are doing against your WHAT and HOW standard? 00:18:27.675 --> 00:18:59.707 I don't believe these media are executing direct orders from their governments, I think it really depends on the producers and writers. 00:18:59.707 --> 00:19:12.653 My experience in the past though, has shown that some announcers or producers may have a "hotter pot than the soup in it" (hidden agenda) 00:19:12.653 --> 00:19:25.733 Sometimes to extremes even beyond what the official governmental parties on both sides might want said! 00:19:25.733 --> 00:19:32.840 I think that is true, sometimes we become hotter than the soup! 00:19:32.840 --> 00:19:35.809 Why do you think that happens? Is it cultural? 00:19:35.809 --> 00:19:42.685 Yes, Yes, I think its a cultural trait that comes from working in government journalism. 00:19:42.685 --> 00:19:47.933 Our journalism was primarily governmental too. 00:19:47.933 --> 00:19:53.579 And this required you to gain the approval and attention of the government. 00:19:53.579 --> 00:20:03.370 This became the culture of journalism. To the point that it continues even outside of Iran. 00:20:03.370 --> 00:20:11.178 Even with all of the extraordinary freedom they have. 00:20:11.178 --> 00:20:18.518 On this same point, of culture, you used to be the head of Iran's National TV 00:20:18.518 --> 00:20:20.859 Just the 2nd Network division... - Yes, Network 2, 00:20:20.859 --> 00:20:24.224 Did you used to go along as well? Yes, I did. 00:20:24.224 --> 00:20:32.700 You see censorship existed. Control existed. And Red lines existed too. 00:20:32.700 --> 00:20:40.107 These were of course lighter and far less than what is naturally in place (in Iran) now. 00:20:40.107 --> 00:20:44.357 Or even what was common in other countries at that time. 00:20:44.357 --> 00:20:50.383 In those days, Turkey was far more controlled than Iran. Today Turkey is much freer. 00:20:50.383 --> 00:21:01.029 I used to get invited to Turkey, Pakistan, Egypt, they were far more restricted than Iran. 00:21:01.029 --> 00:21:06.602 We were mostly restricted away from the Royal Court, and Religion. 00:21:06.602 --> 00:21:18.145 But we had critical shows of the government - of course not like yours, I think you are unique... 00:21:18.145 --> 00:21:25.689 ...but programs that criticized government officials and ridiculed them, 00:21:25.689 --> 00:21:43.734 We would take cameras and mikes out to the people who would complain about prices of meat, bread, and no one was bothered. 00:21:43.734 --> 00:21:50.677 I have to say National TV had far more freedoms than the non-government press. 00:21:50.677 --> 00:21:57.361 This was largely a result of a very lenient senior director at the time, who was influential, 00:21:57.361 --> 00:22:13.801 and connected and above any censorship, and we were young and took absolute advantage of it. 00:22:13.801 --> 00:22:22.609 While avoiding the red lines, although we sometimes crossed it, and got a lot of grief over it, 00:22:22.609 --> 00:22:31.448 I brought in some striking/protesting university students once, into a live program, 00:22:31.448 --> 00:22:39.528 And they got to say everything they wanted to say. The SAVAK (Secret Police) got real angry, even issuing 00:22:39.528 --> 00:22:44.598 an arrest warrant for me, and I had to go to the Prime Minister and explain and so on. 00:22:44.598 --> 00:22:55.039 Dear Mr. Gorgin, I have a many more questions for you. Especially your family relationship with Mr. Khosrow Gol-e-Sorkhi 00:22:55.044 --> 00:23:03.352 As well as your interview with Ms. Forough Farrokhzad and other questions that we will ask you in the second half of our show 00:23:03.352 --> 00:23:11.821 I would like to invite our viewers to for sure, watch the second half off this program 00:23:11.821 --> 00:23:13.868 and see this interview, because I think it will be very exciting , especially since, 00:23:13.868 --> 00:23:15.526 we did not talk about Mr. Gol-e-Sorkhi much. 00:23:15.526 --> 00:23:23.016 Now, according to our show's tradition, you have 1 minute to speak directly to the viewers of PARAZIT 00:23:23.016 --> 00:23:25.039 Thank you very much Kambiz. 00:23:25.039 --> 00:23:37.300 Something that has recently been on my mind is to talk to Iranians who have recently come from Iran 00:23:37.300 --> 00:23:48.762 It appears that under the current conditions of all the pressure on Iranians, a sort of apathy 00:23:48.762 --> 00:23:58.708 may cause Iranians to become self absorbed, and focus only on their own personal welfare and business. 00:23:58.708 --> 00:24:00.380 And to not care about anyone or help others. 00:24:00.380 --> 00:24:07.047 And really a race to step on the heads of others to get ahead. 00:24:07.047 --> 00:24:18.265 I have faith in the young generation of Iran. But this could happen to our society. 00:24:18.265 --> 00:24:27.701 This is not worth debating, but it needs further examination. And I may be wrong but ask it in the form of a question. 00:24:27.701 --> 00:24:29.742 Good 00:24:29.742 --> 00:24:32.273 Bad 00:24:32.273 --> 00:24:36.944 Ugly (written upside down) 00:24:36.944 --> 00:24:42.749 Each week on our FaceBook page you vote for the Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week. 00:24:42.749 --> 00:24:51.410 This week you have voted the People of Libya as the Good... 00:24:51.410 --> 00:24:57.330 The people against Ghadafi in Libya, tara dam, tara doom, went and captured Tripoli 00:24:57.330 --> 00:25:01.901 And went into the Home of Muammar and as I speak to you now, 00:25:01.901 --> 00:25:07.207 the power structure of Libya is gone. Mr Ghadafi who used to call his people mice, 00:25:07.207 --> 00:25:11.062 is now God-knows hiding in his own mouse-hole somewhere. 00:25:11.062 --> 00:25:15.892 Sooner or later, with a little bit of mouse repellent, out he'll come to be sent off to the trash can 00:25:15.892 --> 00:25:18.018 of the world's dictators. 00:25:18.018 --> 00:25:22.718 More interesting though, are the recent ads that run on Iranian TV as of late, by Mr. Zarghami 00:25:22.718 --> 00:25:29.638 to his Master, that I'm sure you have seen, but I ask you now, just for my sake... watch it just once more... 00:25:29.638 --> 00:25:30.634 Please... 00:25:30.634 --> 00:25:33.067 The end of dictators 00:25:33.067 --> 00:25:37.387 Mohammad Reza Pahlavi - Dictator of Iran 00:25:38.772 --> 00:25:43.065 Zein-ol-Abedin Ben Ali - Dictator of Tunisia 00:25:44.034 --> 00:25:49.359 Hosni Mubarak - Dictator of Egypt 00:25:51.051 --> 00:25:55.515 Ali Abdullah Salah - Dictator of Yemen 00:25:57.223 --> 00:26:01.858 Muammar Ghadafi - Dictator of Libya 00:26:02.596 --> 00:26:08.444 Hamd-ben Eysi Al-Khalifa - Dictator of Bahrain 00:26:09.629 --> 00:26:11.371 and the story continues... 00:26:11.371 --> 00:26:16.810 Yes, apparently, they could not show you the "Rest of the Story" but we have 00:26:16.810 --> 00:26:20.961 the exclusive censored few seconds cut from the original one here 00:26:20.961 --> 00:26:24.390 They've sent it straight from Iran, so here is the "Rest of the Story" 00:26:24.785 --> 00:26:28.317 And the story continues... 00:26:28.317 --> 00:26:32.740 Seyed Ali Khamenei - The Last Dictator of Iran 00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:39.919 Man! We Iranians are happier about Libya than the Libyans! I ...don't know why... 00:26:39.919 --> 00:26:41.805 Saman do you know why we are so happy? 00:26:41.805 --> 00:26:44.046 Have you seen these pics? Which ones? Here.... 00:26:50.523 --> 00:26:56.991 Yes, Mr. Khamenei and Mr. Ahmadinejad good friends of Mr. Mouse.... and you chose the people of Libya 00:26:56.991 --> 00:27:00.079 ...as the Good of the week. 00:27:05.695 --> 00:27:12.162 And the Bad of this week is someone, who cut off the leg of a young teenager out of revenge or whatever, 00:27:12.162 --> 00:27:17.239 Please take your kids away, from this next picture, it's really bad, 00:27:17.239 --> 00:27:20.682 even though we have the footage, we can't bring ourselves to show it... 00:27:20.682 --> 00:27:29.305 The story is this teenager who comes from Boyrahmad got into a fight and shot another kid in the leg. Now he became the victim 00:27:29.305 --> 00:27:48.075 of a tribal feud, no court, no warrant, this really sucks, they went got him and cut his leg off....this is neither the Islamic republic, nor 00:27:48.075 --> 00:27:52.069 Ahmadinejad, nor Khamenei, this just us taking out our revenge on each other . 00:27:52.069 --> 00:27:55.008 Even though we live in an era of the forgiving of the Ameneh Bahrami acid splashing incident, 00:27:55.008 --> 00:28:01.416 This is just... I don't know what to say... 00:28:01.416 --> 00:28:06.324 BAD 00:28:06.324 --> 00:28:12.893 The Bad of the week, anyone who spreads the seeds of violence and spreads a culture of 00:28:12.893 --> 00:28:17.731 revenge, specifically these people who used a cleaver to cut off the leg of a teenager 00:28:17.731 --> 00:28:20.034 and here's the original article... 00:28:20.034 --> 00:28:22.689 "Teen's foot chopped off in city center by cleaver" 00:28:22.689 --> 00:28:28.246 And finally this week's Ugly person, as the saying goes, "Put salt on whatever rots... 00:28:28.246 --> 00:28:31.914 "Oh for the day when salt rots.." 00:28:31.914 --> 00:28:35.816 This figure, Sadegh Larijani, who himself is the senior judge in Iran 00:28:35.816 --> 00:28:41.722 and has to be wise and promote wisdom, now comes out to say that in the incidents after the election in 2009, 00:28:41.722 --> 00:28:51.465 Only one person was killed. What audacity! What a cover up! Here is the mother of Sohrab Arabi... 00:28:51.465 --> 00:28:57.921 "They now say only one has been killed. well, what about those that have been killed?" 00:28:57.921 --> 00:29:03.076 "My child, then Ashkan Sohrabi, I don't know... Hassan Alipour, all these kids who have perished." 00:29:03.076 --> 00:29:14.500 "Who are these then? I am really ashamed of those who claim to be Eslamic and the head of the judiciary." 00:29:14.500 --> 00:29:21.326 This week's Ugly personality: Sadegh Larijani who knows less than 00:29:21.326 --> 00:29:26.086 a first year law student from No-Name University. 00:29:26.086 --> 00:29:30.224 See, when you're corrupt and you put your brother on the job, this is what you get. 00:29:30.239 --> 00:29:34.582 UGLY 00:29:39.013 --> 00:29:43.017 This was this week's PARAZIT, I'm Saman Arbabi - I'm Kambiz Hosseini 00:29:43.017 --> 00:29:50.491 And I think that the real answer is that we must absolutely howl at the night! 00:29:50.491 --> 00:29:53.393 Produced by: Saman Arbabi, Written and Performed by: Kambiz Hosseini 00:29:53.393 --> 00:29:56.396 Production Assistants: Kamran Taheri, Afshin Nariman, Cue Cards: Atabak Noroozi 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Music by: Eendo