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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.27,0:00:05.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...who me? ....who him?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.12,0:00:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PARAZIT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.56,0:00:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go, Get out, Afshin go.... Hello, I'm Kambiz Hosseini, our guest tonight Iraj Gorgin, the former producer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the 2nd Network, of the former National Iranian TV, and this show of PARAZIT at the level of Iran's
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.89,0:00:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,National Team, who announces the Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week, illuminates the unspoken, and above
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.20,0:00:38.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all in the next 30 minutes, PARAZIT will tickle the foundations of POWER....People! This is PARAZIT!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.79,0:00:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An anti-Iran and anti-Iranian show from America the World Eater! For you, you who these days don't have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.41,0:00:48.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any patience and for whom, all news is bad news...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.97,0:00:50.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.19,0:00:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PAR
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.87,0:00:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PARA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.63,0:00:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PARAZ
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.98,0:00:54.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PARAZIT
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.60,0:01:01.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the past week Ayatollah Khamanei said, "The street-presence of any Iranian during the Qods-day holiday
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.36,0:01:05.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will help the security of the country", but he forgot to clarify which country?This country or his other one!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.30,0:01:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apparently he has now defined like 3 or 4 countries, which is allowed in Eslam,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.08,0:01:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Along with everyone being allowed to say Nothing...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.90,0:01:25.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, Russia has failed to deliver Iran's S-300 missiles, so Iran has gotten mixed up and now wants to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.29,0:01:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complain to an International court, so then Russia's Foreign Ministry said, "We are dismayed by Iran's actions!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.50,0:01:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha! HA! HA! ...didn't see that coming eh! Oh Surprised one! Oh Moustache! A lifetime now Iran has gotten
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.74,0:01:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into it with everyone, while you sat in the Kremlin scratching and shoveling Iran's rials, now that it's
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.65,0:01:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your turn, Come and Get Your Due! Because here it comes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.32,0:01:56.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But last week, Heydar Moslehi, the Minister of Information said, "The government's performance is A+",
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.82,0:02:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our own Saman here, regrets Moslehi wasn't his high school math teacher, to give out such good grades
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.16,0:02:09.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by the kilo. Saman flunked math 8 times, by the way...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.84,0:02:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The managing director of Tehran's Air Quality control said, "So far this year, Tehranians have not had
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.74,0:02:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one healthy day" we're baffled so we ask, have Tehranians had ANYTHING healthy this year!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.92,0:02:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mahmoud Ahmadinajad said, "Elections, Freedom and Justice, is the right of theSyrian people." But he failed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.48,0:02:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to say why Elections, Freedom and Justice are NOT the right of the Iranian people.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.43,0:02:46.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Larijani the head of Iran's Majles (Congress) issued a message congratulating the people of Libya on the collapse of the Libyan dictatorship.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.47,0:02:55.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank You! Mr. Larijani, Congrats, Love you baby! Hopefully one day we will congratulate you on the collapse
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.24,0:02:59.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of your dictatorship! Sir, please come again, good bye, see you later...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.88,0:03:07.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shane Bauer, and Josh Fattal for the illegal entry into Iran and spying for America were sentenced to 8 years...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.61,0:03:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just like the neighborhood punk who can't beat up the older brother, but as soon as he sees the younger brother on the corner
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.68,0:03:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,SMACKS him, of course the SMACKING was in the mountains...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.67,0:03:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you catch REAL spies! If you think you're so COOL! Mr. Islamic Republic!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.07,0:03:36.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My Grandma could have caught 3 Berkeley students on Sheytan Kooh (mountain) and try and feed them to us as Spies!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.03,0:03:42.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And speaking of Kooh (mountain), not a peep on Koohyar Goodarzi who was arrested July 31st...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.31,0:03:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meanwhile the killing of the Kurds continues by the Turkish Army and the IRGC...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.43,0:03:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...Lake Oroomieh still dry, takes it's last breaths and casts a hopeful eye to the honorable members
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.07,0:04:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the Majles (Congress) for a glass of water, so it can continue to exist and not turn into...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.76,0:04:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Great Salt Desert of Oroomieh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.65,0:04:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Man! Oh People! Oh Society! Oh Iranians! Hey, you know when I was a kid if we got into fights at school and beat up the other guy, no problem...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.66,0:04:32.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but if we couldn't take on the other guy and didn't want to lose face with Mammad, Hassan, Hossein, Kami, Rami,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.77,0:04:37.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ala and Ata, after the last bell, when the bully would say, "Hey You! I want to talk to you!"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.41,0:04:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then everyone would crowd around, we'd take a step forward and start our tough fighting moves...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.77,0:04:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we'd rip open our shirts and say, "Fine! Go ahead, hit me right here in my heart !" and the other guy who was
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.36,0:04:59.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,foaming at the mouth shoved you to the ground and you'd roll around for a while and eventually the crowd would cry,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.15,0:05:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No! He beat him unfairly!", just so Mammad, Hassan Hossein, Kami, Rami, Ali, and Ata could see how real cowards fight...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.28,0:05:16.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if that didn't work, well at least we'd won the battle of public opinion, and everyone in school would say,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.95,0:05:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No no, he totally hit him unfairly", and so, we would hold our head high, and then we knew the true meaning of Martyrdom,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.98,0:05:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For playing the Martyr was our honor...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.54,0:05:34.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that strategy then, THEN! We called that, "Playing the Martyr!"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.90,0:05:45.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My final point is on Somalia, which really takes the sleep from your eyes, (sobbing) and you cannot ,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.35,0:05:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not cry, when you see a black child from Somalia whose tears fall from its eyes, and his eyes say, "I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.11,0:06:01.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm sick, I want medicine", and no one comes to his help, how can anyone sit and sleep comfortably,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.73,0:06:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that was Mr. Jennati, as usual the teapot calling the kettle black, first off, the following was recorded entirely in Iran...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.89,0:06:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...(sobbing) and you cannot not cry... when you see a black child from Somalia whose tears
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.78,0:06:29.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fall from its eyes, and it's eyes say, "I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm sick, I want medicine, and no one comes to his help ...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.13,0:07:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh God, to those who see and do nothing, who know better than we, who pay no attention, and who show indifference,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.97,0:07:17.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh God, send those to the same Black Dirt..."
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.37,0:07:24.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let us return to "Playing the MARTYR" , Saman can you run that so we can see how many seconds Mr. Jennati fakes his martyrdom....
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.23,0:07:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow, OK, seriously, I have to say this is a world record in the sport of "Playing the Martyr"!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.26,0:07:41.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch how quickly, he forgets his "pain"...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.05,0:07:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course, he does not limit "Playing the Martyr" just to Somalia but...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.03,0:08:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"God.....(sobbing) it's the holy month of Ramazan...."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.09,0:08:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the story of "Playing the Martyr" to manipulate the masses and use them,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.59,0:08:19.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,only works on prehistoric living things, but really the system is actually working,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.21,0:08:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we are generally a society of criers and whiners, and mourners,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.94,0:08:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and just like in school, when we come up short to the bully, throwing ourselves upon "Playing the Martyr"....
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.06,0:08:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sappy love song) "I promise you... behind me, me the traveler, don't cry, don't cry....
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.39,0:09:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dooon't cry.... I love you more than my life.... here now, don't cry, don't cry, doon't cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.04,0:09:18.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I carry you with my memories, don't cry, don't cry, dooon't cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.82,0:09:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to see, with smiling lips, tomorrow's morn, don't cry, don't cry, doooon't cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:30.56,0:09:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I mean, you can't not cry..."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.48,0:09:40.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soccer Coach- "...who knows why the ball went this way, or went that way..."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.98,0:10:03.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll return, with a world of love, don't cry, I will return ...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.53,0:10:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sing to you.... for you... Again...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.46,0:10:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I too, as your old father, my heart is full of you young folks' kindness...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.84,0:10:37.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who's fault is Persepolis' (soccer team) loss?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.03,0:11:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, the right honorable Hojatt-ol-Eslam Mr. Ghera-ati, on the subject of clergy who
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.54,0:11:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit at the deus of the mosque and offer grief, offered,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.16,0:11:38.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now, we are the tear gas, we sing sad religious songs, it's OK, because tears have a useful purpose...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.29,0:11:41.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but laughter has it's purpose too....
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.95,0:11:44.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"...like why don't they offer the youth a year's supply of humor as Hallal (Blessed)?"
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.52,0:11:45.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Humor - what?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:48.32,0:11:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hallal articles, in a year you hear like at least 5 humorous stories.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:53.95,0:12:01.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Write them down and fax them, so we can get the youth to join us, make Hallal people laugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.20,0:12:02.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because they will gather round us, because people want to laugh....
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.41,0:12:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,5 jokes a year, from priests????
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.06,0:12:07.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The CLERGY!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.09,0:12:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CLERGY!!!!!! 5 a year! Send you a Hallal (sanctioned) joke, so let me get this straight what a Hallal joke is
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.43,0:12:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...like you tell the joke then tie it to a string, then lower it into the Blessing well, like this,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.53,0:12:19.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then pull it back up, and it's Hallal???
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.88,0:12:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IS that what you mean?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.22,0:12:24.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you know a guy asked this other guy to tell a salt-less (corny) joke,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.58,0:12:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so he says, "Cucumber"....
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.23,0:12:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get it?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.86,0:12:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then the otjher guy said, that was too salt-less (too corny), so he replied, "OK, how about pickle!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.92,0:12:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Ghera-ati's World of Wonder!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.05,0:12:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gimme that cigarette...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.23,0:12:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone who gets angry runs to cigarettes? As the Qoran says, (takes a verse from the Qoran and makes up a rhyme with Cigarettes and Hookah)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.35,0:12:51.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this....
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.15,0:12:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...some women don't put on make up at home, they look like ugly women from the Naser-o-ddin Shah period (1800s)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.22,0:13:01.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Until she wants to go to a wedding, then she becomes Super-Deluxe!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.79,0:13:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and another Ghera-ati....
Dialogue: 0,0:13:03.09,0:13:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The goal is two fold, eternity, or the world, of course I want to give you a mathematical formula...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.31,0:13:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you can say one verse, I can say 2 and will take a picture for you, just to prove it...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.78,0:13:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and one more...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.67,0:13:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Recently I have created "Drip-Speaking", you know, like Drip-Irrigation?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.74,0:13:27.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drip-Speeches!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.21,0:13:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And he says....
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.43,0:13:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I got stung on the nose by an insect and my nose swelled up, I myself would not want to go on TV...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.06,0:13:32.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this one....
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.55,0:13:56.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Various facial expressions and ridiculous quips.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.35,0:14:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People think because I plant lettuce, I'm a peasant, but you who plant grass are intellectuals...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.25,0:14:04.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I closed the toilet door.... and cried my eyes out...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.17,0:14:08.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give this last one a triple spin... I will
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.75,0:14:14.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3 steps to marital bliss, 1) try to consummate, if that does not work,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.82,0:14:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,2) Separate your rooms and bed. Pout. If that does not work, then...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.74,0:14:27.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3) As long as it doesn't get red or bruised or leave a mark,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.93,0:14:33.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the man has the right to take a pen or a toothbrush, and strike the hand of his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.64,0:14:37.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saman, what year is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.24,0:14:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it is 1390 or 2011 Western...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.02,0:14:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Ghera-ati, in 2011 do you actually want to hit a woman's hand with a pen to punish her?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.90,0:14:54.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Forget you and your "3 steps"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.39,0:14:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...well, maybe sometimes.... if you like that sort of thing....
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.40,0:15:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take your 3 steps and hit them on your own head.... God please take that pen and stick it in your eye!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.24,0:15:09.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eslam says it's OK to hit your wife????? Where does it say that? Wow! Today of all days, there are lots of women here...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.08,0:15:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Want me to come and show YOU 3 steps....
Dialogue: 0,0:15:13.98,0:15:20.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What does Eslam say about LIARS....
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.39,0:15:28.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This week's guest Iraj Gorgin, former manager of the 2nd Network, from the former National Iranian TV...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.57,0:15:31.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And one of the hallmark voices of Iranian radio
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.20,0:15:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My first question for Mr. Gorgin is what is your assessment of the media outside Iran, like VOA, BBC, etc.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.07,0:15:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in it, you know the competition among these media to bring news to gain more viewers,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.79,0:16:01.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the past it was not like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.91,0:16:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Government sponsored media, did not care about numbers of viewers.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.66,0:16:32.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now in my opinion, these media operate more like commercial TV.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.73,0:16:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To say, statistics, how many viewers and listeners, used to determine budgets.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.71,0:17:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the measure of success. Managers of these media if they do not show results, lose their jobs, or the show ends, or changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.20,0:17:14.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was not this way in the past.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.23,0:17:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the way it is today is the way of the world today.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.75,0:17:28.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is such a proliferation of media and the means to connect and deliver.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.82,0:17:35.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the past it was more about HOW we delivered the news and who did it more accurately.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.49,0:17:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was not about who got the story first.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.83,0:17:43.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you think we're just after the announcement then?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.53,0:17:54.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just think you should think about what you are saying first.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:54.34,0:18:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what use it has for someone. But I think, as you stated, that's the way it is today.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.85,0:18:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Following on what and how to say something, as you know the most professional
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.75,0:18:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Farsi language media belongs to the US and UK. VOA and the BBC etc.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.00,0:18:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they are known for news and information.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:20.77,0:18:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much do you feel these 2 are doing against your WHAT and HOW standard?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.68,0:18:59.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't believe these media are executing direct orders from their governments, I think it really depends on the producers and writers.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.71,0:19:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My experience in the past though, has shown that some announcers or producers may have a "hotter pot than the soup in it" (hidden agenda)
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.65,0:19:25.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes to extremes even beyond what the official governmental parties on both sides might want said!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.73,0:19:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that is true, sometimes we become hotter than the soup!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.84,0:19:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you think that happens? Is it cultural?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:35.81,0:19:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Yes, I think its a cultural trait that comes from working in government journalism.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.68,0:19:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our journalism was primarily governmental too.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.93,0:19:53.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this required you to gain the approval and attention of the government.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.58,0:20:03.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This became the culture of journalism. To the point that it continues even outside of Iran.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.37,0:20:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even with all of the extraordinary freedom they have.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.18,0:20:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On this same point, of culture, you used to be the head of Iran's National TV
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.52,0:20:20.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just the 2nd Network division... - Yes, Network 2,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.86,0:20:24.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you used to go along as well? Yes, I did.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.22,0:20:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see censorship existed. Control existed. And Red lines existed too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.70,0:20:40.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These were of course lighter and far less than what is naturally in place (in Iran) now.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.11,0:20:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or even what was common in other countries at that time.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:44.36,0:20:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In those days, Turkey was far more controlled than Iran. Today Turkey is much freer.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:50.38,0:21:01.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used to get invited to Turkey, Pakistan, Egypt, they were far more restricted than Iran.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.03,0:21:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were mostly restricted away from the Royal Court, and Religion.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:06.60,0:21:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we had critical shows of the government - of course not like yours, I think you are unique...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.14,0:21:25.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...but programs that criticized government officials and ridiculed them,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:25.69,0:21:43.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We would take cameras and mikes out to the people who would complain about prices of meat, bread, and no one was bothered.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:43.73,0:21:50.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to say National TV had far more freedoms than the non-government press.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:50.68,0:21:57.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was largely a result of a very lenient senior director at the time, who was influential,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:57.36,0:22:13.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and connected and above any censorship, and we were young and took absolute advantage of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:13.80,0:22:22.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While avoiding the red lines, although we sometimes crossed it, and got a lot of grief over it,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:22.61,0:22:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I brought in some striking/protesting university students once, into a live program,
Dialogue: 0,0:22:31.45,0:22:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they got to say everything they wanted to say. The SAVAK (Secret Police) got real angry, even issuing
Dialogue: 0,0:22:39.53,0:22:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an arrest warrant for me, and I had to go to the Prime Minister and explain and so on.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:44.60,0:22:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Mr. Gorgin, I have a many more questions for you. Especially your family relationship with Mr. Khosrow Gol-e-Sorkhi
Dialogue: 0,0:22:55.04,0:23:03.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As well as your interview with Ms. Forough Farrokhzad and other questions that we will ask you in the second half of our show
Dialogue: 0,0:23:03.35,0:23:11.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would like to invite our viewers to for sure, watch the second half off this program
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.82,0:23:13.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and see this interview, because I think it will be very exciting , especially since,
Dialogue: 0,0:23:13.87,0:23:15.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we did not talk about Mr. Gol-e-Sorkhi much.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.53,0:23:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, according to our show's tradition, you have 1 minute to speak directly to the viewers of PARAZIT
Dialogue: 0,0:23:23.02,0:23:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much Kambiz.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:25.04,0:23:37.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something that has recently been on my mind is to talk to Iranians who have recently come from Iran
Dialogue: 0,0:23:37.30,0:23:48.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It appears that under the current conditions of all the pressure on Iranians, a sort of apathy
Dialogue: 0,0:23:48.76,0:23:58.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,may cause Iranians to become self absorbed, and focus only on their own personal welfare and business.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:58.71,0:24:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And to not care about anyone or help others.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:00.38,0:24:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And really a race to step on the heads of others to get ahead.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:07.05,0:24:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have faith in the young generation of Iran. But this could happen to our society.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:18.26,0:24:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is not worth debating, but it needs further examination. And I may be wrong but ask it in the form of a question.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:27.70,0:24:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good
Dialogue: 0,0:24:29.74,0:24:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bad
Dialogue: 0,0:24:32.27,0:24:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugly (written upside down)
Dialogue: 0,0:24:36.94,0:24:42.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Each week on our FaceBook page you vote for the Good, the Bad and the Ugly of the week.
Dialogue: 0,0:24:42.75,0:24:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This week you have voted the People of Libya as the Good...
Dialogue: 0,0:24:51.41,0:24:57.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people against Ghadafi in Libya, tara dam, tara doom, went and captured Tripoli
Dialogue: 0,0:24:57.33,0:25:01.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And went into the Home of Muammar and as I speak to you now,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:01.90,0:25:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the power structure of Libya is gone. Mr Ghadafi who used to call his people mice,
Dialogue: 0,0:25:07.21,0:25:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is now God-knows hiding in his own mouse-hole somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:11.06,0:25:15.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sooner or later, with a little bit of mouse repellent, out he'll come to be sent off to the trash can
Dialogue: 0,0:25:15.89,0:25:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world's dictators.
Dialogue: 0,0:25:18.02,0:25:22.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More interesting though, are the recent ads that run on Iranian TV as of late, by Mr. Zarghami
Dialogue: 0,0:25:22.72,0:25:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to his Master, that I'm sure you have seen, but I ask you now, just for my sake... watch it just once more...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:29.64,0:25:30.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please...
Dialogue: 0,0:25:30.63,0:25:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The end of dictators
Dialogue: 0,0:25:33.07,0:25:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mohammad Reza Pahlavi - Dictator of Iran
Dialogue: 0,0:25:38.77,0:25:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Zein-ol-Abedin Ben Ali - Dictator of Tunisia
Dialogue: 0,0:25:44.03,0:25:49.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hosni Mubarak - Dictator of Egypt
Dialogue: 0,0:25:51.05,0:25:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ali Abdullah Salah - Dictator of Yemen
Dialogue: 0,0:25:57.22,0:26:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muammar Ghadafi - Dictator of Libya
Dialogue: 0,0:26:02.60,0:26:08.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hamd-ben Eysi Al-Khalifa - Dictator of Bahrain
Dialogue: 0,0:26:09.63,0:26:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the story continues...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:11.37,0:26:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, apparently, they could not show you the "Rest of the Story" but we have
Dialogue: 0,0:26:16.81,0:26:20.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the exclusive censored few seconds cut from the original one here
Dialogue: 0,0:26:20.96,0:26:24.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've sent it straight from Iran, so here is the "Rest of the Story"
Dialogue: 0,0:26:24.78,0:26:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the story continues...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:28.32,0:26:32.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seyed Ali Khamenei - The Last Dictator of Iran
Dialogue: 0,0:26:32.74,0:26:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man! We Iranians are happier about Libya than the Libyans! I ...don't know why...
Dialogue: 0,0:26:39.92,0:26:41.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saman do you know why we are so happy?
Dialogue: 0,0:26:41.80,0:26:44.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you seen these pics? Which ones? Here....
Dialogue: 0,0:26:50.52,0:26:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Mr. Khamenei and Mr. Ahmadinejad good friends of Mr. Mouse.... and you chose the people of Libya
Dialogue: 0,0:26:56.99,0:27:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...as the Good of the week.
Dialogue: 0,0:27:05.70,0:27:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the Bad of this week is someone, who cut off the leg of a young teenager out of revenge or whatever,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:12.16,0:27:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please take your kids away, from this next picture, it's really bad,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:17.24,0:27:20.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even though we have the footage, we can't bring ourselves to show it...
Dialogue: 0,0:27:20.68,0:27:29.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The story is this teenager who comes from Boyrahmad got into a fight and shot another kid in the leg. Now he became the victim
Dialogue: 0,0:27:29.30,0:27:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a tribal feud, no court, no warrant, this really sucks, they went got him and cut his leg off....this is neither the Islamic republic, nor
Dialogue: 0,0:27:48.08,0:27:52.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahmadinejad, nor Khamenei, this just us taking out our revenge on each other .
Dialogue: 0,0:27:52.07,0:27:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even though we live in an era of the forgiving of the Ameneh Bahrami acid splashing incident,
Dialogue: 0,0:27:55.01,0:28:01.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is just... I don't know what to say...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:01.42,0:28:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BAD
Dialogue: 0,0:28:06.32,0:28:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Bad of the week, anyone who spreads the seeds of violence and spreads a culture of
Dialogue: 0,0:28:12.89,0:28:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,revenge, specifically these people who used a cleaver to cut off the leg of a teenager
Dialogue: 0,0:28:17.73,0:28:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and here's the original article...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:20.03,0:28:22.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Teen's foot chopped off in city center by cleaver"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:22.69,0:28:28.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And finally this week's Ugly person, as the saying goes, "Put salt on whatever rots...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:28.25,0:28:31.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh for the day when salt rots.."
Dialogue: 0,0:28:31.91,0:28:35.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This figure, Sadegh Larijani, who himself is the senior judge in Iran
Dialogue: 0,0:28:35.82,0:28:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and has to be wise and promote wisdom, now comes out to say that in the incidents after the election in 2009,
Dialogue: 0,0:28:41.72,0:28:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only one person was killed. What audacity! What a cover up! Here is the mother of Sohrab Arabi...
Dialogue: 0,0:28:51.46,0:28:57.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"They now say only one has been killed. well, what about those that have been killed?"
Dialogue: 0,0:28:57.92,0:29:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"My child, then Ashkan Sohrabi, I don't know... Hassan Alipour, all these kids who have perished."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:03.08,0:29:14.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Who are these then? I am really ashamed of those who claim to be Eslamic and the head of the judiciary."
Dialogue: 0,0:29:14.50,0:29:21.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This week's Ugly personality: Sadegh Larijani who knows less than
Dialogue: 0,0:29:21.33,0:29:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a first year law student from No-Name University.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:26.09,0:29:30.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, when you're corrupt and you put your brother on the job, this is what you get.
Dialogue: 0,0:29:30.24,0:29:34.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UGLY
Dialogue: 0,0:29:39.01,0:29:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was this week's PARAZIT, I'm Saman Arbabi - I'm Kambiz Hosseini
Dialogue: 0,0:29:43.02,0:29:50.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I think that the real answer is that we must absolutely howl at the night!
Dialogue: 0,0:29:50.49,0:29:53.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Produced by: Saman Arbabi, Written and Performed by: Kambiz Hosseini
Dialogue: 0,0:29:53.39,0:29:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Production Assistants: Kamran Taheri, Afshin Nariman, Cue Cards: Atabak Noroozi
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Music by: Eendo