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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.48,0:00:14.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Frumoasă pălărie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.60,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tocilare
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Semeni cu o raţă
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.98,0:00:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ţi-a citit Alfred cărţile
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.94,0:00:20.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mi-a spus că sunt nasoale
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.30,0:00:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O să-ţi strivesc boaşele pană când
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.75,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fac piure din ele
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.50,0:00:25.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am văzut detectivi mai buni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:27.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,în Tango şi Cash.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.19,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fraiere
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Arunc oameni ca tine de pe străzi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.41,0:00:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Când tu şi "Velma"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.81,0:00:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rezolvaţi mistere din Scooby-Doo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.08,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu mă face nimic să râd
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dar pariez ca rap-ul tău poate
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.32,0:00:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Asa că haide
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.33,0:00:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Curvo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.84,0:00:40.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sunt Batman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.88,0:00:42.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am cunoscut un om bogat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.40,0:00:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ce mirosea a guano şi durere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.00,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, explică
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.07,0:00:46.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deduc că această "pată"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.58,0:00:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Este Bruce Wayne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.32,0:00:48.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bilionarul?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.23,0:00:49.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Da, bogătia lui i-ar permite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.71,0:00:51.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inamicului nostru
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.11,0:00:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Să îşi facă "jucăriile"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.68,0:00:54.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Căci nu are super-puteri
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.51,0:00:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vrei să ne luptam liliacule?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.18,0:00:56.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Haide atunci
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.72,0:00:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am auzit că are un servitor englez
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.22,0:00:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bine, atunci e obişnuit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.57,0:01:01.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Să fie "servit" de oameni Englezi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.43,0:01:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eşti un erou prost cu chiloţi negri
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.52,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fraier fără atribuţii
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:06.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ajutorul meu e un doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.44,0:01:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pentru că rimele lui sunt "bolnave"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.56,0:01:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tăceţi tocilarilor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.89,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Servesc justiţie, poftă bună
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:13.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ajutorul meu vine doar cănd
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.65,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Este nevoie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Băiatul
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.35,0:01:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Minune, te miri cum
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.99,0:01:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ai murit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.86,0:01:17.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Muşc mai tare decât maidanezii
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.86,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Din Baskerville
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.51,0:01:19.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O să te lovesc cu
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.22,0:01:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Respingătorul liliac de rap
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.16,0:01:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Urc pe o clădire, iau un tâlhar
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.20,0:01:22.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi până la cină am terminat
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.14,0:01:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am un secret despre "Fata ta"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.14,0:01:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.73,0:01:24.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am luat-o în cuib
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.45,0:01:25.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ca sa o "Bum" "Kersplash"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.60,0:01:26.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O să-ti sparg vioara
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.25,0:01:27.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cu o tăietura de mână
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.05,0:01:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sfinte Conan Doyle hai pe ei!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.40,0:01:29.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.. băgami-aş
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.36,0:01:30.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu eşti destept
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.27,0:01:31.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eşti plin de tine
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.15,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pui în pericol pe toti
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.58,0:01:34.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De ce nu îţi laşi "Iubitul"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.20,0:01:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sa se ducă la nevasta lui?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:36.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nimeni nu te place
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.45,0:01:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nu fratele tău, nici partenerul tău
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.08,0:01:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nici Scotland Yard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.06,0:01:40.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O să mori singur fără prieteni
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.66,0:01:42.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cu excepţia acului din mână
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.25,0:01:45.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Asta nu trebuie să o iau personal,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.81,0:01:47.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prima oara, exploatăm tragedia din copilărie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.40,0:01:50.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apoi gestionăm cu pipa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.69,0:01:52.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson termină gluma,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.50,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apoi, primesc complimentul
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Terminăm cu o frază tare
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.31,0:01:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cred că moartea părintilor tai
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.08,0:01:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Este de ce îti ascunzi fata
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eşti traumatizat şi esti ruşinat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.80,0:02:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi eşti vânat de vasta ta rusine
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.39,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum te uitai ca o scursură
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.98,0:02:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cum mama ta murea
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.98,0:02:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Şi tătal tău era debarasat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.66,0:02:08.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes, ai desluşit misterul!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:10.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eşti un liliac nebun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.27,0:02:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Foarte bune rimele!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.33,0:02:12.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am tone!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.70,0:02:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sa mă iau de "dinamicii fraieri" este
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.67,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elementar, dragă Watson
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.36,0:02:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cine a câştigat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cine urmează?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.71,0:02:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voi decideţi!