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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.62,0:00:14.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice hat
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.75,0:00:15.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dork
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.61,0:00:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You look like a duck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.05,0:00:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had alfred read your books
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told me they suck
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.51,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll crush your British nuts until
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:23.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They "Bangers and Mash"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.49,0:00:25.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'v seen better detective work
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.58,0:00:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In tango and cash
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.30,0:00:28.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You chump
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.19,0:00:30.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kick punks like you off the street
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.71,0:00:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While you and Velma here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.11,0:00:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Solving Scoopy-Doo mysteries
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.35,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing makes me laugh
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.78,0:00:37.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I bet raps can
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.43,0:00:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So bring it on
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.73,0:00:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.04,0:00:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am Batman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.82,0:00:42.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I once met a rich fellow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.43,0:00:44.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who smelled of guano and pain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.18,0:00:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes explain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.30,0:00:46.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I deduce this deuce stain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.55,0:00:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Bruce Wayne
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.68,0:00:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The billionaire?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.34,0:00:49.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, his wealth would allow
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.89,0:00:51.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This adversary of ours
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.13,0:00:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To afford the toys he need
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since he has no superpower
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.65,0:00:56.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want a battle, bat?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.23,0:00:56.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bring it then!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.95,0:00:58.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I heard he has a British Butler
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:01:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good! Then he'll be used to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.01,0:01:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Getting served by Englishmen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.80,0:01:03.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whack vigilante black-pantied
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.62,0:01:04.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spud with no skills
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.97,0:01:06.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sidekick is a doctor
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.51,0:01:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause his flows are so ill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.82,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, nerds!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.92,0:01:11.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I serve justice, so eat it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.81,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My sidekick only comes around
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.80,0:01:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When he's needed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.90,0:01:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.40,0:01:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wonder make you wonder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.08,0:01:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how your ass got killed
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.98,0:01:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bite harder than those hounds
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.98,0:01:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down in Baskerville
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.60,0:01:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll blast you with that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.19,0:01:20.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bat-wack-rap repellent
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.13,0:01:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rappel a building, snatch a villain
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:22.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then by dinner be chillin'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.17,0:01:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta secret 'bout your homegirl
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.96,0:01:23.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Irene Adler
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.94,0:01:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took her back to my nest
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.82,0:01:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to bam pow kersplat her
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.56,0:01:26.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll shatter that fiddle
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.56,0:01:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a chop of the hand
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.29,0:01:28.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holy Conan Doyle let's get 'em
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.41,0:01:29.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh god damn
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.21,0:01:30.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not smart
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.43,0:01:31.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're selfish
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.47,0:01:32.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You endanger everyone's life
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.48,0:01:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you let your boyfriend here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.19,0:01:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go home to his wife
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.72,0:01:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody likes you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.58,0:01:37.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not your brother, not you partner
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.95,0:01:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nor Scotland Yard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.07,0:01:40.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll die alone with no friends
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.50,0:01:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Except that needle in your arm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.33,0:01:45.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This mustn't register on an emotional level
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.90,0:01:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First: exploit childhood tragedy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.71,0:01:50.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, gesture with pipe
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.80,0:01:52.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watson finishes punchline
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.84,0:01:54.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next, acknowledge compliment
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.76,0:01:56.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Conclude with killer catchphrase
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.53,0:01:58.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe your parents' homicide
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.32,0:01:59.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is why you mask your face
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.48,0:02:00.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're shamed and traumatized
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.78,0:02:02.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And haunted by the vast disgrace
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.58,0:02:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of watching like a passive waste
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.15,0:02:04.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As momma died
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.99,0:02:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and daddy was dispatched with haste
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.78,0:02:08.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holmes you've cracked the case!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.19,0:02:10.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a batshit crazy basketcase
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.48,0:02:11.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bloody good rhymes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.57,0:02:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got tonnes
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.78,0:02:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dissing these dynamic douchebags was
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.10,0:02:16.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Elementary my dear Watson!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.100,0:02:17.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.73,0:02:18.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.95,0:02:20.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.60,0:02:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide!