1 00:00:09,896 --> 00:00:10,532 Are you tired 2 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:11,769 of two geeks in mustaches? 3 00:00:11,769 --> 00:00:13,027 who can manage to be boring 4 00:00:13,027 --> 00:00:14,488 with explosions and crashes 5 00:00:14,488 --> 00:00:15,800 if you or the Lorax 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:16,913 wanna bust like we do 7 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:17,905 give us a call 8 00:00:17,905 --> 00:00:19,382 we're ready to defeat you 9 00:00:19,382 --> 00:00:20,221 Ghostbusters 10 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:20,925 flow crushers 11 00:00:20,925 --> 00:00:21,816 get the job done 12 00:00:21,816 --> 00:00:23,112 spitting out the lyrics like 13 00:00:23,112 --> 00:00:24,302 we got one! 14 00:00:24,302 --> 00:00:25,124 get the people moving 15 00:00:25,124 --> 00:00:26,395 like the Statue of Liberty 16 00:00:26,395 --> 00:00:27,566 try to beat us in a battle? 17 00:00:27,566 --> 00:00:28,831 man you gotta be kidding me 18 00:00:28,831 --> 00:00:30,562 the delivery of Stantz stands straight 19 00:00:30,562 --> 00:00:32,048 like my main man's slinky 20 00:00:32,048 --> 00:00:33,345 I collect spores 21 00:00:33,345 --> 00:00:34,238 tell him bout the twinkie 22 00:00:34,238 --> 00:00:35,016 like your show 23 00:00:35,016 --> 00:00:36,246 it's all fluff and filler 24 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:37,545 I'll kick your hiney man 25 00:00:37,545 --> 00:00:38,629 I'm a savage killer 26 00:00:38,629 --> 00:00:40,033 Wow your raps are just 27 00:00:40,033 --> 00:00:40,921 too wack to handle 28 00:00:40,921 --> 00:00:42,042 let's do it like we do 29 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,422 on the Discovery Channel 30 00:00:43,422 --> 00:00:44,738 your science is preposterous 31 00:00:44,738 --> 00:00:46,287 the opposite of competent process 32 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:47,109 and in this episode 33 00:00:47,109 --> 00:00:48,475 we'll give you a synopsis 34 00:00:48,475 --> 00:00:49,642 starting with the vacuum cleaners 35 00:00:49,642 --> 00:00:50,596 strapped up on your back 36 00:00:50,596 --> 00:00:51,233 it's a fact 37 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:52,950 positrons don't react like that 38 00:00:52,950 --> 00:00:54,113 you built a laser grid 39 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:55,334 with no safety switch 40 00:00:55,334 --> 00:00:56,543 and Walter Peck was right 41 00:00:56,543 --> 00:00:57,771 that's some shady shit 42 00:00:57,771 --> 00:00:59,055 good thing you work in a firehouse 43 00:00:59,055 --> 00:01:00,315 cause you just got burned 44 00:01:00,315 --> 00:01:01,582 you are poor scientists 45 00:01:01,582 --> 00:01:02,804 and that's confirmed 46 00:01:02,804 --> 00:01:04,130 That's enough from the walrus 47 00:01:04,130 --> 00:01:05,162 and dickless the clown 48 00:01:05,162 --> 00:01:06,369 let's show these myth bitches 49 00:01:06,369 --> 00:01:07,616 how we do it downtown 50 00:01:07,616 --> 00:01:08,316 grab your stick 51 00:01:08,316 --> 00:01:08,843 hold'n 52 00:01:08,843 --> 00:01:09,504 heat'em up 53 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,034 smoking 54 00:01:10,034 --> 00:01:11,232 high speed shows your ass 55 00:01:11,232 --> 00:01:12,549 get beat in slow motion 56 00:01:12,549 --> 00:01:13,529 we roast show hosts 57 00:01:13,529 --> 00:01:14,905 when our flows cross streams 58 00:01:14,905 --> 00:01:16,080 pumping out blockbusters 59 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:17,328 while you work behind the scenes 60 00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,494 it's a rap test dummy 61 00:01:18,494 --> 00:01:19,833 and you're both getting crashed 62 00:01:19,833 --> 00:01:20,361 we came 63 00:01:20,361 --> 00:01:21,062 we saw 64 00:01:21,062 --> 00:01:22,391 we kicked your ass 65 00:01:22,391 --> 00:01:23,414 Ghosts aren't real 66 00:01:23,414 --> 00:01:24,519 but it should be said 67 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,980 it's time to bring the B-team 68 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:27,265 back from the dead 69 00:01:27,265 --> 00:01:28,367 things are getting scary 70 00:01:28,367 --> 00:01:29,681 when Tory Grant and Kari 71 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:30,621 come harder than Ray 72 00:01:30,621 --> 00:01:31,846 when that ghost popped his cherry 73 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:33,177 we reject your flows 74 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,423 and substitute our own 75 00:01:36,925 --> 00:01:37,809 why'd you stop? 76 00:01:37,809 --> 00:01:39,106 I couldn't think of a rhyme 77 00:01:39,106 --> 00:01:40,083 well just say the first thing 78 00:01:40,083 --> 00:01:41,441 that pops into your mind 79 00:01:44,031 --> 00:01:45,646 Yo raise up it's Stay Puft 80 00:01:45,646 --> 00:01:46,686 I stay fluff 81 00:01:46,686 --> 00:01:47,908 blaze chumps and flip Kari 82 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:48,949 butter side up 83 00:01:48,949 --> 00:01:50,745 I smother Ghostbusters in fluffernutter 84 00:01:50,745 --> 00:01:51,598 I don't play 85 00:01:51,598 --> 00:01:52,449 show these dweebs 86 00:01:52,449 --> 00:01:53,818 how to rock a beret 87 00:01:53,818 --> 00:01:54,726 I live so large 88 00:01:54,726 --> 00:01:56,393 you can't harsh my mellow 89 00:01:56,393 --> 00:01:57,319 just one step 90 00:01:57,319 --> 00:01:58,635 took me out the ghetto 91 00:01:58,635 --> 00:01:59,723 you best be afraid 92 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:00,920 of my marshmallow flows 93 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,131 cause Big Puft just turned 94 00:02:02,131 --> 00:02:03,942 all you bitches to toast 95 00:02:03,942 --> 00:02:05,438 Who won? 96 00:02:05,438 --> 00:02:07,061 Who lost? 97 00:02:07,061 --> 00:02:08,507 You decide