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kungfu

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    Wow.. Girls!
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    Yes. Girls..
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    Are these girls?
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    Unbelievable...
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    Your suits are so pretty.
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    Thank you. Yours too!
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    What the hell are you doing there?
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    -Damn he’s here.
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    Where’s the line?!
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    Hurry!
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    Quick! Assemble
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    -We’re doomed!
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    God help us.
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    -Get in line!
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    Like a thread! Hurry!
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    Pull in your stomach!
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    Hurry up!
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    Hurry!
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    Attention!
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    -Someone stop him...
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    Attention!
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    And who would you be?
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    New classmates sir.
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    They just got here.
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    Is that so..
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    So they will be a part of this class.
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    Yes sir.
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    Oh... Is that so..
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    Welcome!
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    Get in line!
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    Ladies would you mind getting in line as well please?
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    Damn, look at him acting cool for the girls already.
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    Prick Badi.
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    Guys!
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    This year I’m changing the gymnastic system entirely.
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    Oh no! He’s gonna talk nonsense again.
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    We’re switching to a philosophical system.
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    [Chinese traditional music]
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    Known all around the world...
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    ...coming from East Asia...
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    ...with its own philosophy...
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    ..what’s the name of this sport?
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    -Could it be cholera?
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    WHAT?!
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    -Jesus!
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    ANSWER ME!
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    He loves to keep us guessing.
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    These idiots couldn’t answer.
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    Could you, perhaps?
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    No sir.
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    That’s alright.
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    You can one day.
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    -Şaban!
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    He’s calling me again.
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    WHAT?
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    -COME HERE!
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    I’m coming.
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    Tell me the name of this sport.
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    Could it be wrestling?
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    Don’t be ridiculous!
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    I like you Şaban.
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    -Thank you
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    So let me give you a hint.
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    It’s like this...
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    [Starts yelling]
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    I got it. Boxing!
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    Don’t test me!
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    My son. It’s aired on tv.
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    Bonanza!
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    NO IT'S NOT!
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    It has a teacher. Like this...
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    Oh. Charlie’s Angels!
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    IDIOT!
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    His teacher refers to him as an animal.
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    How rude! Are you trying to call me a cow sir?
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    No. It’s a jumping animal.
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    Ah! Frog!
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    What else? Flea?!
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    Congrats. So it’s flea!
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    No.
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    Grasshopper.
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    GRASSHOPPER!
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    Can you guess the name of the show now?
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    Yes I can. Oldboy.
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    NO!
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    Sir! Can I guess?
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    Yes of course! Go ahead.
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    Kung fu.
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    Bravo. I congratulate you.
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    I also congratulate the rest of the ladies.
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    And I congratulate you sir. You explained it so well.
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    Yes.
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    Kung fu!
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    What?
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    Sport of the century!
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    I’ll teach you all!
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    My little grasshoppers!
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    He finally lost it. What a pity!
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    He was a good man.
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    [Screams]
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    Sir...
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    Yes, grasshopper?
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    Are you gonna teach us fung ku?
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    No, grasshopper.
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    Kung fu.
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    I got it. Fung ku.
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    Stupid grasshopper, don't test me!
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    Kung fu.
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    Ok, i'm saying fung ku too?
Title:
kungfu
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Video Language:
Turkish
Duration:
04:00

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