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Wow.. Girls!
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Yes. Girls..
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Are these girls?
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Unbelievable...
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Your suits are so pretty.
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Thank you. Yours too!
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What the hell are you doing there?
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-Damn he’s here.
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Where’s the line?!
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Hurry!
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Quick! Assemble
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-We’re doomed!
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God help us.
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-Get in line!
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Like a thread! Hurry!
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Pull in your stomach!
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Hurry up!
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Hurry!
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Attention!
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-Someone stop him...
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Attention!
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And who would you be?
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New classmates sir.
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They just got here.
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Is that so..
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So they will be a part of this class.
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Yes sir.
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Oh... Is that so..
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Welcome!
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Get in line!
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Ladies would you mind getting in line as well please?
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Damn, look at him acting cool for the girls already.
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Prick Badi.
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Guys!
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This year I’m changing the gymnastic system entirely.
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Oh no! He’s gonna talk nonsense again.
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We’re switching to a philosophical system.
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[Chinese traditional music]
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Known all around the world...
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...coming from East Asia...
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...with its own philosophy...
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..what’s the name of this sport?
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-Could it be cholera?
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WHAT?!
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God!
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ANSWER ME!
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He loves to keep us guessing.
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These idiots couldn’t answer.
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Could you, perhaps?
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No sir.
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That’s alright.
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You can one day.
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-Şaban!
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He’s calling me again.
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WHAT?
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-COME HERE!
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I’m coming.
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Tell me the name of this sport.
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Could it be wrestling?
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Don’t be ridiculous!
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I like you Şaban.
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-Thank you
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So let me give you a hint.
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It’s like this...
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[Starts yelling]
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I got it. Boxing!
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Don’t drive me crazy!
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My son. It’s aired on tv.
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Bonanza!
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NO IT'S NOT!
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It has a teacher. Like this...
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Oh. Charlie’s Angels!
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IDIOT!
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His teacher refers to him as an animal.
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How rude! Are you trying to call me a cow sir?
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No. It’s a jumping animal.
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Ah! Frog!
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What else? Flea?!
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Congrats. So it’s flea!
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No.
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Grasshopper.
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GRASSHOPPER!
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Can you guess the name of the show now?
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Yes I can. Oldboy.
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NO!
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Sir! Can I guess?
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Yes of course! Go ahead.
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Kung fu.
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Bravo. I congratulate you.
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I also congratulate the rest of the ladies.
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And I congratulate you sir. You explained it so well.
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Yes.
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Kung fu!
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What?
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Sport of the century!
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I’ll teach you all!
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My little grasshoppers!
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He finally lost it. What a pity!
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He was a good man.
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[Screams]
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Sir...
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Yes, grasshopper?
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Are you gonna teach us funk hu?
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No, grasshopper.
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Kung fu.
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I got it. Funk hu.
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Stupid grasshopper, don't test me!
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Kung fu.
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Ok, i'm saying funk hu too?
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Now you said it right, my grasshopper.
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Funk hu.
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Funk hu. Funk hu.
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Sir, teach us too.
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Let me teach, my grasshoppers.
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Gather around me.
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Bring a wood.
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Hurry! Hurry!
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Hold it like this.
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Kung fu philosophy is important.
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I'll break this wood now.
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I'll break.
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I'll break.
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I'll break.
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Sir, the wood didn't break.
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Of course, didn't break. Why?
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Because my foot is broken.